₦airaland Forum

stillwater:
Who cares? *rolls eyes* Are you cuter than he is? If yes, put up your pic, you might just be the first black to grace my profile

If I could grace your profile. . . . OMG. Woo hoo, that would be like the greatest thing
Much like LIVING ON A PRAYER

stillwater:
Doyin, what are doing peeping in my profile? Don't worry Bon jovi would soon grace my profile anyway, still looking for some hot pic from him

Bon Jovi, bloody hell, rhymes with Anchovies  

Tgirl4real:
i no want abeg

d attention wey i dey get don do me

i no wan carry NL wahala join

u just carry go

Too late oo. . . .

You are in trouble

Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide
Gonna find you and take it slowly

Stillwater, so na the conclusion wey your rock fascination carry you go be this. . . . .

What is the world turning to. . . .

You have fallen for a Manga cartoon figure

That is almost like Hannibal competing with Roger Rabbit for Jessica Rabbit  

hehehehe

The ideal scenarion would be they find oil, secede the next day
and two days later, America announces a new discovery to replace oil.

tope2000:
Ole

Eeewo. . .See as that ur picshurr hot like Roadside Dundun

Mehn. . . .I go just keep u for myself

Tgirl4real:
barawo!!! Doyin 13

It seems i'm on a fruitless journey with StephenP

I surrender o

i no get liver  

It is only girls that have Oyan Tutu that can abuse me. . .

So submit yaself for examination

na wa oo.

So this na the stage wey the dinner don reach

Nobody here gets together without my blessing

And like the village dibia, I must have a taste to make sure the pot
is intact

I wouldn't disregard the Colts just yet. . . .

I watched the first three quarters of last night's game, and they were able
to get their running game back in gear and Manning had a lot of time to throw
the ball. And this was against a respected Titan D-line.
All signs the offensive line is getting back to the form of previous seasons.

As for the titans, this was my first time seeing them this season, and I have to say
I am not sold on them. Kerry Collins as a quaterback is a safe pair of hands, but their
reluctance to open up the playbook and throw the deep ball will have defences playing
really close up to the line of scrimmage as the Colts did last night. Their running game did not
really impress me that much either for the time I watched them. and someone tell lendale white
to hit the gym jor.

@Bawomolo

On Jake Delhomme. . .well he is not extraordinary but I still think his name should
be considered in the top echelon of current NFL quarterbacks. I look around and frankly
I can't think of many better.

And remember he led this team to the Super Bowl without the services of Steve Smith for
much of the season due to disciplinary problems. And puhleasse, I can understand Steve Smith
but Mushin kini. Make the guy go siddon for errr. . . .MUSHIN

The Chargers really dropped a clanger with the employment of Norv Turner.
For someone regarded as a bit of an offensive wiz he has masterminded
the gradual decline in LT's numbers. And the defence seems to be devoid
of any heart. . . .Shawn Merriman or no Shawn Merriman.

Marvin Johnson. . . .Black men can't coach  

In the packed NFC East. . .I am backing the Redskins to come out on top.
Don't ask me why oo. . .Its just a hunch, so it will prolly go to the Eagles.

My sleeper pick for the NFC . . . .the Panthers. Good defence, underrated quaterback
and not too much hoopla

As for the Patriots. . .If they make the playoffs, it will be very very very annoying  

I don't want to sound like a bit of a killjoy but that show has such a
cheap feel to it like a bad American car.

Someone needs to just grab these entertainment industry by the scruff
of the neck and do something that shows quality.

rhat said, I hve seen a lot worse.

Emperoh:
Doyin 13
I wonder if progress ever exists in your vocab. Goal liverpool. Alonso!

Eat igbe. . . .Iti bolibo

@Sauron

the situation reminds me of a few years back when he was lured to Southampton
and they got relegated

I sense a case of Deja vu

Redknapp is a bloody traitor

He left us with a poo poo laden team. . .Defoe and Crouch,
and then walks away to secure Jamie's inheritance

Things have fallen apart

Hausa women dey flat for the back abeg

That slender look is so 1950's hollywood.

Its all about big rambass now

hehehehe. . . . .

this is good news.

A country like Nigeria has no business spending money based on hubris.

30 million dollars equates to three billion naira. I bet the Niger bridge could
do with such money.

Now. . .I hate to dabble in generalisations, so this advice na for my future wife.

If she satisfies this requirement, then it is guaranteed that we will celebrate our silver abi na golden abi na crystal jubilee.
anyway, whatever.

Number 1- - - - -Don't try to remove those books from the toilet. My 'Eureka' moments often come in this room of self communion.
Spiritual fulfillment is often a wind that that comes to me during this solitary times and nothing is more annoying than trousers down
and no literature in the vicinity.

Number 2- - - - Don't open the door willy nilly, especially when in London. Many girls don put me for gbese opening the door for
bailiffs and TV License people.

Number three- - - -please please and please, do not ask me ''Was that it'' after the doo doo. If anything such an enquiry will only
adversely affect future performance

Number 4- - - - - this one is the most obvious. Accept that the remote control is my domain. Just no touch am.

Number 5- - - - - Mehn. . . . .As a consumate Yoruba man, put plenty pepper abeg. There can never be too much pepper.

I think that jus about wraps it up

Why is this list dominated by the heavyweights. . . .

Warreva happened to the Fantastic Four, Joe Calzaghe etc. . .

Gamine:
https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/beatdeadhorse.gif

lol. . . .I empathise

I am fitfully traumatised by those sadistic teachers from my sec sch days

Gamine:
Sure thing, Sure thing

I will come and visit yáll, i know Too many people in the Northeast.

Say what. . . .

Bar NY and prolly Philly, Dallas is more populous than any other city in the Northeast.

Texas is just bloody crowded. . . .and to make matters worse, their vocab is dominated by big, voluminous, voluptous, rambunctious. . .
Nothing to offer a lepa shandi like you

YuckNFL/NBA/GOLF. what the heck

whatever happened to good ol' rugger or crikey

JeSoul:
. . . lol golf is not a typical word you would hear coming out from a young lady . Which NL'der be that? you have so many admirers I don't know which one to guess sef! hehe

It is not the quantity but the quality of the admirer(s).

Now when you consider I am an admirer of yours Jesoul . . . .hehehehe. . .its a wrap.

Gamine is Forgeted

I bet those chandeliers and bullet proof jeeps cost at least a billion

Good on you Jesoul. . . .Considering Cassel was sacked so often, it is reasonable to be worried.
I wouldn't be too ecstatic about the running game either, the Denver defense is so vulnerable to the run it
beggars reason. Just run to the left, run to the left and run to the left. Two times on fourth and 1, they never looked
like stopping Sammy Morris.

I never was a believer in the one man makes a team mantra, but jeez, the absence of Brady is forcing me to rethink.

vichel:
its like not having sex for a very looooong time, and when u eventually do, u are just awsome-amazing

Se ori bobo yi pe sha

Yay. . .Arsenal are going to win the Champions league, the league and to top it off, the FA Cup

So long as they do not meet Hull or Fulham on the way

Celtic remind me of United of old.

They massacre all the small teams at home, then when they go
abroad, dey go dey run about like headless chickens.

Wetin be of old sef. . .but for two or three seasons, that has been the United story

So Fergie has four daughters  

How much una pay the linesman. . . .

Long live bIAFRA

lONG lIVE bIAFRANS

mAY thOSE wHo want to destroy our destiiny be eRadiCatED

Ibo iGBO kWENU

biolabee:
dear baby jinx
readin through ur post brings up an imagery of a woman who has no inititiative of her own and in the absence of her man would be useless to herself and even the children.

i believe that the modern Marriage as an institution is a partnership where the woman submits not out of lack of strength but of her own free will and choice and where the man is the head but not a dictator.

in business terms, the man is the chairman/ceo: doing high level stuff but the woman is the COO(chief operating officer) who is responsible for how money is spent, children,inlaws basic daily decisons that guys donot want to get involved in,

What an insightful, perspicacious, sagacious and sapient post. . .

Honestly. . . You are 'A Good Man in Nairaland'

Look Look my friend. . . .I will shove your sarcasm up u knw what and under a tree for good measure

I am looking for a wifey and a submissive one at that. . . .

At this rate, I might have to propose to Mama Lourdes after her recent freedom.

Arghhhhhhh, . . . , Wobbish.

She is married. . . ,

GADDAMIT

But this is where I have difficulties accommodating religious folks

The idea of religion and a supernatural being I thought implied
standing above the fray, the mundane and the profane of 'worldly life'.

But where justifications are sought from the American legal system to defend
the dictats of this Supernatural beings, I begin to wonder which is more superior,
the legal systems of these mere mortals or the supernatural pronouncements of
the sacred.