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onlinebizinfo:
Impossible! They can denounce their citizenship as Nigerians but cannot get a legally acceptable passport as a citizen of a country that does not exist. No country can issue that.

you can google this sis

greatness22:
Lolzz, akpors na *innocent thief*

i dy tel u o brozz

very hilarious.nice 1

Akpors went to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, “What is inside the bags?”. “Garri”, He replied. The Customs Officer said, “Let me see. Come down from the bicycle.” The Customs Officer took the bags and ripped them apart. He emptied them out and found nothing in them but garri. He detained Akpors overnight and had the garri analysed, only to discover that there was nothing but pure garri inside the bags. The Customs Officer released him, puts the garri into new bags, lifted them onto Akpors’ shoulders, and let him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happened. The Customs Officer asked, “What do you have there today?”. Akpors replied, “Garri”. The Customs officer does his thorough examination and discovered that the bags contain nothing but garri. He gave the garri back to Akpors, and Akpors crossed the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events was repeated everyday for four years. After some time, Akpors did not show up again. One day the Custom Officer met him in a drinking joint in Cotonou. “Hey, my friend,” said the Customs Officer, “I know you are smuggling something. It is driving me crazy. It’s all I think about, I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?”. Akpors sipped his Hi Malt and replied, “Bicycles!”. The Custom Officer fainted! ONE WORD FOR AKPORS THIS TIME?

PseudoFallacy:
None of Them was based in Nigeria....
i`d like to see those based in Naija do same

I assure u those in Nigeria would soon start.This would boost the moral of those in Nigeria

The new Ooni of Ife, Prince Adeyeye is the new Ooni of ife. The Osun state governor, Rauf Aregbesola made this known in a
press statement hours ago. Here are 10 things you should know about the
51st Ooni that Ife has produced: 1. Prince Adeyeye is 40 years old. 2. The new Ooni of Ife was born into the Giesi Ruling House, Ojaja Royal
Compound of Agbedegbede in Ile-Ife. 3. Prince Adeyeye has always had a sophisticated background; his father,
Prince Ropo, was a radio and
television anchor and presentation
star who spanned the mid-1980s to
the early 21st century in the south-
western part of Nigeria.
4. His mother, Margaret Wuraola Ogunwusi, is from the Ile Opa family
compound in Ile Ife. 5. Prince Adeyeye is an astute entrepreneur who is driven by turning
‘impossibilities to possibilities’. This is
evident in his savvy business ideas
and distinctive youthful revolutions in
Ile-ife. He was an entrepreneur right
from college! 6. The new Ooni of Ife is well-read. He has a Higher National Diploma in
Accountancy from the Polytechnic of
Ibadan. 7. He is a member of professional bodies such as the Institute of
Chartered Accountants of Nigeria
(ICAN), an Associate Accounting
Technician and a certified member of
the Institute of Directors (IoD) Nigeria.
He is also an active member of the Global Real Estate Institute (GRI),
having participated at various levels. 8. Prince Adeyeye is presently an employer of about 300 indigenous
youth at the Inagbe Cocowood
Factory – Essential Homes Furniture
brand, a first of its kind in Nigeria
using 100% indigenous raw materials
for production. 9. He is loved and highly respected by the people of Ile-Ife. He is also said to
have stayed very much in touch with
his roots and tradition. He has close
alliances with some of the most
esteemed Royal fathers, leaders and
kings men. 10. The new Ooni of Ife is a director on the Board of Directors of Imperial
Homes Mortgage Bank Limited,
(formerly GTHomes), a leading
national mortgage bank and former
subsidiary of one of the biggest banks
in Africa, GTBank Plc.

deadZONE:
F00l Where are the photos?

Recheck brozz

No fewer than 3 videos have been
seen on the online video sharing
platform, YouTube, in which some
Igbos denounced their citizenship of
the country and declared their
allegiance to Biafra. However the Nigeria Immigration
Service (NIS) has, warned that such act
is criminal and attracts a jail term. Deputy Comptroller Ekpedeme
King, the public relations officer of NIS,
in reaction to the development in an
interview with Sahara Reporters on
Saturday, October 24, said the service
was not aware of anyone tearing their passport.
He said there is a new Act called the
Immigration Act 2015 which states:
“Altering existing travel documents
renders the holder on conviction of a
two million naira fine and/or
imprisonment for a term of three years.” In one of the videos, a man introduced
himself as Emenike Michael Nwofor. He said: “My names are (sic) Emenike
Michael Nwaofor. I’m from Nnewi in
Biafra land; when there was Biafra,
there wasn’t anything called Anambra
State. I would refuse to add that name
called Anambra State to it. I am from Nnewi, the former Enugu State. “I am living here in Bordeaux
(France); I am an asylum seeker in
Bordeaux. I have been around
Bordeaux for a year plus and we have
been able to gather the Biafran family
here in France; we have been able to register with the government of
France as indigenous people of
Biafra.” After a long speech, he subsequently
brought out his Nigerian passport and
tore the pages. In another video, a man, who spoke in
Igbo and French, tore his passport
while using derogatory words on the
government of Nigeria. The public relations officer of NIS also
said: “Those who mentioned their
names, if we find out that they tore
their passports, will be taken to court.
A process has to be followed.”



source:Naij.com


cc:OAM4J,AFAM4EVA

Dottore:
Honestly I've tried editing my profile but the damn Declaration is hidden.
I don die

do u mind if i du et 4 u?juxt gv me ur login details thru ma email.chk ma profile 4 diz

Dottore:
This is a very nice post, very informative and scintillating. It's like someone has talked sense into the heads of mods that kept desecrating this noble forum with many meaningless celebrity poos at the expense of serious matters wasting away in other sections.

Meanwhile;
I got this on my profile by mistake:

"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Can someone help me get rid of it. The thought makes me feel sick. Save my Soul

Refresh ur nairaland page nd click edit profile at the top of d page

Uwaomapaul:
Kane.

do u mean harry edward KANE of tottenham

wow...i gat a cute dog here.do you mind me selling it for u?






Btw,no one has gotten any like in diz topic

This is because u guys don't read the terms nd condits. attached to all tariffs.they have the right to review them
BUT




THEY ARE STILL SCAMMERZ!!!

Rayhut:
Nigeria as a country was built on wrong foundation, even the British, US knew that Nigeria will break up one day. UK has 4 countries in it, eg Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Island, then ask yourself why they cannot be one country like Nigeria, USA has all it states operating as a semi independent country, immigration law in Texas is not the same with California, China has Taiwan, Hong Kong, Tibet and Macau as part of China which are all semi independent, without confederation in Nigeria there will be no peace, Nigeria need to go back to Aburi peace accord, Nigeria will never be a progressive country because Nigeria is made up of irreconcilable entities that cannot align, Nigeria suppose to have 4 countries eg Arewa, Biafra, Midland, Oduduwa under confederation just like UK, China, Netherlands etc, without this Nigeria will never know peace.

BIAFRAN!!! Jehz shut up..u guys ar too foolish to be a country.quote me anywhere

PunkyVeer:
TLC explained it better & I think they spoke on behalf of all women

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine
He's also known as a buster
Always thinking about what he wants
But all he does is sit on his broke @ss

NO, I don't want your number
And NO, I don't wanna give you mine
NO, I don't wanna meet you nowhere
And NO, I don't want none of your time

NO, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a kinda guy who gets no love from me
Always hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Tryna holla at me

You don't have a car but you want me
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
You live at home with your mama
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna be with me with no money
Oh no, I don't want no scrub

is this a poem or wah

nOted

why do just lyk stealing people's posts?

lolz

stil waitin 4 d pdp supporterz to blame it on buhari.

#fingerzcrossed

[quote author=themaskedman post=391216 you must be ashamed for yourself,[/quote]its Ashamed OF yourself...


No offence



#observed

Ok...na brazil central bank robbery cause am...dy dn watch d film ."like" if u undastand

TekaNeg:
you be ekpa, na every post u for dey talk put, if u nor get wetin to comment u no kpro...abegi pack well, nor dey insult me...oruuwve like u.

wetin dz 1 dy talk?e dy pain u say na only 1 person comment for ur post?
#mumu

TekaNeg:
you be ekpa, na every post u for dey talk put, if u nor get wetin to comment u no kpro...abegi pack well, nor dey insult me...oruuwve like u.

wetin dz 1 dy talk?e dy pain u say na only 1 person comment?
#mumu

christheair:
I SEE YOU LAUGHING, SO SHALL YOU LAUGH ALL THROUGH THIS EMBER MONTHS WITH PROSPERITY!!

lafin for all d ember months z curse-like

igraman:
I left you for God.

Broz dz English no be here at al o

FriedPlantain:
Too much of Facebook is affecting your brain. Click like ko, dick ride ni.

seconded

so wetin u wan make i du Come op,u no get sense

kudumopol:
yoruba man be like, my phone number is: siro heth siro hehehehe ;Dyoruba man be like, my phone number is: siro heth siro hehehehe

BROZZZZ


e no funny