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Family / Re: Can I Survive In Akwa Ibom With 1M Account Balance At 22? by Dranatomy: 1:02pm On Jun 07, 2023
Can you remember the prodigal son?
Romance / Re: A Response To "Don't Marry A Person Who Cannot Satisfy You Sexually" by Dranatomy: 11:34am On Mar 12, 2023
The poster don't understand the bible. If he does, his ignorance wouldn't UnCloth him this publicly
Health / Re: What Disease Could This Be? by Dranatomy: 2:31pm On Jul 30, 2022
Get tested for syphilis my brother
Politics / Re: Labour Party To Unveil Baba-Ahmed As Obi’s Running Mate - Vanguard by Dranatomy: 7:56pm On Jul 07, 2022
Like for Obi , share for Jagaban

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Health / Re: Mortuary Caught Fire In Benue, Corpses Burnt Beyond Recognition (Pictures) by Dranatomy: 9:37pm On Feb 12, 2022
That mortuary must be executed in suspicion of alignment with ritualists and later setting that morgue on fire as cover up for those bodies tempered
Religion / Re: 10 Bible Verses Against Yahoo Yahoo, Ponzi Scheme, Money Rituals by Dranatomy: 2:31pm On Feb 06, 2022
This man does not understand the bible at inch. Sometimes it's better to hide our ignorance in silence than show them off trying to impress
Career / Re: Can I Be A Referee For Someone Looking For A Job Where I Work? by Dranatomy: 2:06pm On Jan 31, 2022
Yes , if you have a good name there
Health / Re: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by Dranatomy: 4:09pm On Jan 23, 2022
First thing first, Lab test!

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Romance / Re: Your Encounter With A Stingy Partner? by Dranatomy: 11:58am On Nov 28, 2019
In other word, you manipulate them.
pocohantas:
Never encountered one.

-When an average Naija girl calls a guy stingy, there is a high probability he is prudent in his spendings.

-When a Naija guy calls a girl stingy. There is a high probability she is indeed stingy.

For me, I know how to get the best out of my man. The easiest way has never been to ask directly. Just lovingly and strategically work on his ego and allow him do the rest. Except he is an efulefu (or doesn't even have). A man's ego is his greatest strength and weakness too. Ladies keep missing this. Impatience...maybe.

However, the first step is to date a man that has sense and conscience too grin

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Family / Advice To Youth Corpers Passing Out Today By Evangelist William William by Dranatomy: 5:02pm On Jul 25, 2019
... To friends whose 1yr journey with #NYSC has successfully ended today, you have my sincere congratulations. But then, it's another phase of life's challenges in a country that stopped working immediately after the colonial rule.

Nevertheless, a man once said and I quote, "Considering the state of Nigeria today, I rather send my children to learn a trade first, get established and thereafter enter school just for exposures". Many thought he was thinking backward, but I tell you today, first class graduates are working for his children.

The concept of of i studied this, i studied that is soon becoming a scam. Is it law, medicine, engineering, arts & humanities?, be thou informed that times has long change. Now you're done, remember, parent will only accommodate you for few weeks. They may not complain when the burden becomes too much but their actions will do.

#Hints
1. Drop the mentality of "I am a graduate" if u must stay off mummy's pot for a month.
2. Many has dropped their degree for SSCE Job. You can call it settling for less, but that's just a means to an end not an end itself.. My point - Don't be selective in job hunt. You can start somewhere no matter how small.
3. Apply in all openings until u run out of records
4. Look inward, there is a skill in you ; Explore it for legit "hustlings". Even when the job finally lands, multiple sources of income is not a crime.
5. You can bury some self ego, mingle with the so called lower class to learn a trade. If they'll accept u "THE OGA", you'll be the one to smile later. I bet u with ur level of education and exposure already, you should later do well than them. Many will mock , but don't worry. Be steadfast.
6. Be ready to work as volunteer whenever opportunity present self. Sometimes, it's not about the money first.
7. Marriage is not an escape route from this stage of uncertainty. Yes, I'm addressing both guys and ladies here. If u had a trusted girl/boyfriend on or before service year , u both can relocate somewhere, plan ur life together and see the empire growing gradually.
Don't wait for manna my dear, it may not fall - Not even tokumbo talk less of tear-rubber ready-made.
N/B:. Genuine helpers are rare. Elites only help the elites for immediate return on investment. If you're from a humble background, don't feel many of them will pity u.. , gone are those days of genuine helpers. But I wil advice, plan and live ur life as if helpers no more exist. Notwithstanding, any day help comes, accept it.
8. Stay humble and be flexible. Don't be rigid ; be ready take justifiable risks
9. Avoid bad gangs and opportunists. Some will fling their ill gotten wealth to trap u in the corridor of crime posing as big boys and big girls in town, don't join them. Wealth whose source lacks detailed explanation is a setup rolling like a time bomb. Since it's a spirit, it may leave u with no second chance to rethink, so be careful.
10. Some will try to take advantage of your helplessness but u know what?, be steadfast!.
Psalmist said "I will lift up my eyes to the hill from where cometh my help, my help comes from the lord who made heaven and earth". My brother if God's prophecy over ur life was greatness, stay focused, do ur best and leave the rest to him. He's the chief pilot.
11. Be good in all sense, cultivate Good manners.
12. Jesus said in Math 10, "Behold I send u out like sheep the midst of wolves, nevertheless fear not for i shall be with you even up to the end of the world".

Ladies and gentlemen,
.. It's another phase of life's journey but I'm most convinced that God in heaven who has already taken you this far shall see you through to the end. You shall be what he said you'll be.

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Romance / The Manipulations Of Love, Lust And Infatuations - William William by Dranatomy: 9:16am On Jun 02, 2019
Manipulations of LOVE, LUST & INFATUATION
________________
These are #Emotional_commodities powerful enough to make 100% of men /women act ""stupidly"" & "" crazily"" for once no matter their level of Civilization;

- Love,
- Lust
- Infatuation
_
A female student once used her #school_fee and #house_rent to help a young man she just meet on Facebook..only for Mr. Lover Boy to vanish into thin air thereafter.
It's obvious she wasn't normal by Making such sacrifice for a man she has never meet - tag her "Brainless", you'll be #relatively_wrong!.. or maybe right, reason being that such was one crazy power of a real Love!
_
In Genesis 3,
Adam became blinded to a deadly decision by accepting that forbidden fruit from the wife. For real, he so much loved Eve and never risk hurting her feelings for once.
..However, that was another power of a real love !
_
2 Samuel 11,
David killed uriah in a war front to grab his beautiful wife -Betsheba.
..Obviously , that was the power of a real Lust in manifestation!
_
In Judges 6,
Sampson was aware of Delilah's mission - yet formed blind to such, all because of lust.
"If you love me, you'll tell me the Source of your power" - Delilah insisted for 3x and finally, Sampson fell into it and got reduced till today.
...Meanwhile, that was the power of a naughty lust!
-
Sometimes, a young man is ready to go extra-mile in snatching someone's woman, sometimes married woman. Often times, he's ready to steal , kill and destroy untill his demand is met.
Single ladies and married women may also go extra mile snatching all the snatchables..
..This is another power of a crazy Lust!
_
In Genesis 29,
Jacob labourered #SEVEN_YEARS just to marry Rachel ,a woman he so much loved. He got exploited though and was asked to Labour ANOTHER SEVEN YEARS - this he did without complaining.
It's obvious that Jacob was not the usual stubborn and hard to compel young man we use to know. It might be his genuine Love for Rachel has broken his wings of arrogance and hardened traits.
-
In Genesis 25,
Isaac saw himself taking risk he will never like to take even for himself by becoming another Anthony Joshua who Single-handedly opened and fetched from a 48fts well to feed over 300 flock of a "A strange woman " admired from a distance - Rebecca.
Obviously, that was the power of a #Strong_infatuation that ended both as husband and wife.

In Romans 5:8
Christ denied self the exalted position, honour and respect above to come and recieve insults ,ridicules ,embarrassments and to die for WILLIAM WILLIAM even while he was yet sinner.
In 1 John 3:15-16, ""greater love has no man than this... but to lay down his life for spoilt brats like us. Even when he found no reason to love us, yet he loved us even the more ! - Did we deserve it?, No!.
That is the Power of a real Love!

Sunday

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Religion / The Manipulation Of Love, Lust & Infatuations By Evangelist William William by Dranatomy: 8:32am On Jun 02, 2019
Manipulations of LOVE, LUST & INFATUATION
________________
These are #Emotional_commodities powerful enough to make 100% of men /women act ""stupidly"" & "" crazily"" for once no matter their level of Civilization;

- Love,
- Lust
- Infatuation
_
A female student once used her #school_fee and #house_rent to help a young man she just meet on Facebook..only for Mr. Lover Boy to vanish into thin air thereafter.
It's obvious she wasn't normal by Making such sacrifice for a man she has never meet - tag her "Brainless", you'll be #relatively_wrong!.. or maybe right, reason being that such was one crazy power of a real Love!
_
In Genesis 3,
Adam became blinded to a deadly decision by accepting that forbidden fruit from the wife. For real, he so much loved Eve and never risk hurting her feelings for once.
..However, that was another power of a real love !
_
2 Samuel 11,
David killed uriah in a war front to grab his beautiful wife -Betsheba.
..Obviously , that was the power of a real Lust in manifestation!
_
In Judges 6,
Sampson was aware of Delilah's mission - yet formed blind to such, all because of lust.
"If you love me, you'll tell me the Source of your power" - Delilah insisted for 3x and finally, Sampson fell into it and got reduced till today.
...Meanwhile, that was the power of a naughty lust!
-
Sometimes, a young man is ready to go extra-mile in snatching someone's woman, sometimes married woman. Often times, he's ready to steal , kill and destroy untill his demand is met.
Single ladies and married women may also go extra mile snatching all the snatchables..
..This is another power of a crazy Lust!
_
In Genesis 29,
Jacob labourered #SEVEN_YEARS just to marry Rachel ,a woman he so much loved. He got exploited though and was asked to Labour ANOTHER SEVEN YEARS - this he did without complaining.
It's obvious that Jacob was not the usual stubborn and hard to compel young man we use to know. It might be his genuine Love for Rachel has broken his wings of arrogance and hardened traits.
-
In Genesis 25,
Isaac saw himself taking risk he will never like to take even for himself by becoming another Anthony Joshua who Single-handedly opened and fetched from a 48fts well to feed over 300 flock of a "A strange woman " admired from a distance - Rebecca.
Obviously, that was the power of a #Strong_infatuation that ended both as husband and wife.

In Romans 5:8
Christ denied self the exalted position, honour and respect above to come and recieve insults ,ridicules ,embarrassments and to die for WILLIAM WILLIAM even while he was yet sinner.
In 1 John 3:15-16, ""greater love has no man than this... but to lay down his life for spoilt brats like us. Even when he found no reason to love us, yet he loved us even the more ! - Did we deserve it?, No!.
That is the Power of a real Love!

Happy Sunday
Health / Mysteries Of Vaginal Discharge By William M. William by Dranatomy: 11:50pm On May 06, 2019
One key sign of yeast infection in women. Other symptoms include intense itching, red rashes , painful sex, peperish feelings and Whitish scaly patch ..It's very common.

#Epidemiology
By research, 83% of women experience this once in a lifetime. Men can also be affected.

#Causes include unprotected sex, infected toilet, undies and bra, chronic use of antibiotic, excess sugar intake, compromised immune system, and strong medicated soaps.

#COMPLICATIONS
- Hormonal imbalance bringing about abnormal menstruation and ovulation.
- Life time barreness
- Multiple organ failures

- #Marital_failures
Intending couples who can't handle those foul smelling discharge has often times call off weddings earlier scheduled. The married are not left out.

#Treatment_options :
Book appointment with your Physician, or Visit the nearest health facility together with your partner for proper diagnosis and treatment.
Do this on time.

#PREVENTION;
- Avoid Antibiotics not prescribed.
- Be selfish for once; Don't share undies, towels and if possible toilets
- Regulate your sugar intake
- Unprotected sex is a no no..
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Stay Fresh!

Properties / Re: How I Survived After Spending 3 Hours Under Lagos Collapsed Building - Survivor by Dranatomy: 11:41pm On Mar 15, 2019
Ambode foresaw this by bringing those dead traps called building under demolition. You guys called that man names.. Seems you're always in a hurry to recall the past. Just thank God ur stubborness didn't cost ur life. As for those innocent kids.... Hmmmmm
Politics / Lagos Collapsed Building - Lagosians Shd Apologize To Ambode By William William by Dranatomy: 11:41am On Mar 14, 2019
Few months ago, Gov. Ambode was so worried by rapid upshoots of substandard buildings everywhere in Lagos. Greedy contractors /landlords valued money more than human lives.

Therefore as part of a cooperate-civil responsibility of any responsible government to protecting lives and properties of her citizens, this man ordered for a complete demolition of such buildings in Lagos Island. Evidently, the Tuesday's incident happen to befall one of those buildings earlier marked for demolition, but for strong resistance from Lagosians, A democratic "Father" had to make a U-turn and please her children.

At first, there is no name Ambode wasn't called... "wicked governor", wicked man, devil incarnate, enemy of progress, Failure, frustrated Governor, self imposed father, Selfish, Demonic man, occultic, heartless man, Pharoah etc...They throwed stones on him, rejections even by his very own inclusive.

Interestingly, owner of the building was equally trapped along with others, but as at yesterday morning he has been rescued, leaving behind hundreds of school children in uniform - Some dead already, others with broken heads, legs, hands - bones still gasping for survival in between concretes blocks.

But today, Posterity has vindicated Ambode.
This man was sincere, his move was not political or self-centered as projected, yet some Lagosians hated him with so much passion, and i wonder why on earth will disciplinarians, sincere and Good men can never be celebrated at first.

In summary, Ambode might have pardon Lagosians, but how about God? How about the blood of those innocent children, the cry of those children trapped, the sounds of ambulance, The cry of their friends and loved ones, sounds of rescue helicopters, even rhe crying dogs barking endlessly - The Agony of anblack Tuesday.. Ambode was not a prophet, but he saw the need to do the right thing even for once.

Lagosians,
I'm not a Lagosian, but I write this with a heavy heart because for the souls of those innocent children to forgive u in the world beyond;
You must go back and apologize...if not to Ambode, what about God in heaven, the blood and cry of the innocent children..
I'm sure if they forgive u, God shall equally do same.

Shalom!

Health / Your Anatomy And You - Episode 1 By SCT. William William by Dranatomy: 9:53am On Mar 04, 2019
EPISODE 1

Writing this in response to endless whatsapp, 2go, facebook messages ,sms and emails.
For your body to understand you well, you must first understand her.

Meanwhile, there are some questions you will not be able to ask your doctor no matter how close you both are. I'm talking about glorified shyness /meanness. Now check these out....

FOR GUYS:
Don't panic when your left ball (testicle) is shorter than your right ball. The right ball must naturally be longer than the left.
Inspect your own after work this evening.

FOR LADIES:
Don't panic when your left breast (bust) is much bigger than the right one; It's normal. You can squeeze them now to confirm.

FOR GUYS:
If you notice one ball instead of two, it means all is not well. It means one ball is still inside your abdomen (tomi). You will have difficulty impregnating a woman not untill something is done.

FOR LADIES:
Occasional painful breast lumps are normal. Not all lumps are cancerous. They may be lymphatic enlargements or normal tissue changes. With lymphatics, it's the body's natural way of sending out unwanted biotics.

FOR GUYS:
Early morning Errection is normal. However, if you don't have it regularly, don't panic.

FOR LADIES :
Wet dreams are normal especially for the minorities (lesser aged ladies). If you don't experience it, don't panic. But mind you, if you are always waking up with a wet vagina, with feelings of having made love , it's an indication that all is not well spiritually.

FOR GUYS:
Wet dreams are normal.

FOR LADIES :
Persistent experience of painful sex doesn't mean you're finished. You just need a sexologist for few minutes candid advice, that's all. You can be trained on how to convert pains to pleasure (masochism) . For the mere fact that fellow friends are having enjoyable sex doesn't mean they're alright too.

FOR GUYS:
Normal length of an exciting joystick is about 4.5-7inches for mature Africans; anything less or more means all is not well. Measure your own after work. Use a ruler.

FOR LADIES:
Your vagina is about 3-4inches when at peace and about 5-7inches long when aroused. Anything less or more means all isn't well. Measure your own after work today.

FOR GUYS:
Having big sized nipples doesn't mean you have a problem. It also doesn't connate you as a virgin. It's normal, depending on your family gene.

FOR LADIES :
All ladies must not have a big bust. However you have it, it's ur nature. However, not all of you will have medium or small sized busts........More of these on EPISODE 2

But we can still whatsapp on zero ,eight, zero, six, six, seven, seven, three, seven.
Alternatively, you can surf for "WIMGO Health-International" on facebk. [quote][/quote]

Health / Re: How Sex Affect Academic Performance By Sct. William William by Dranatomy: 10:20pm On Mar 03, 2019
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Health / Re: How Sex Affect Academic Performance By Sct. William William by Dranatomy: 10:14pm On Mar 03, 2019
Awesome
Health / How Sex Affect Academic Performance By Sct. William William by Dranatomy: 12:44am On Mar 03, 2019
You can't worship sex and academic exams paripasu..
It's either you embrace one and drop the other else, results may continually remain a shocker.

#Mechanisms :
During sex, a lot happens to your brain..
1. Your lymbic system is triggered off balance (Lymbic system is ideal for retentive brain and memory)
2. Dopamine is released (Dopamine is a neurotransmitter but its major role is to give you that feelings of pleasure, euphoria and excitement that makes you keep searching for more) - But the end product is mental disaster.

#End_effects :
- Impaired memory
- Clouded reasonings
- Dampened expressions
- Blurred brain flow
- Severed Coherence and composure
- Mental Block (Transmission, transmitted, transmission, etc flaw)
- Mental retardation
- Difficulty maintaining long and technical mathematical calculations - No flow (Genetic factors excluded)..
- Making you appear headlocked when you're not
These and more are one reason you must stay off s*xual activities , at least a week to any TECHNICAL Examination.
Explain to your partner.


Full episode on-board
Facebk - "WIMGO Health-International "
whatsapp - : zero eight zero six six seven seven zero zero three seven

Romance / Re: Spending On Girls: My Little Advice To Guys by Dranatomy: 9:16am On Mar 02, 2019
I've develop on myself up to a point where ladies qeue up to invest in me.
I hardly give them, they do the giving.

My advice ; forget ladies, make your life a success, they'll become your ATM

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Politics / Re: INEC Presents Certificate Of Return To Buhari, Osinbajo: by Dranatomy: 3:03pm On Feb 27, 2019
Congratulations my boss.
Next level with NPOWER

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Romance / Re: Lady Weds Physically Challenged Man In Delta. Photos by Dranatomy: 11:55am On Feb 26, 2019
In this economy of scarce husbands
She has every right to be excited

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Business / Re: "I Deposited N167K But Was Credited With N1.67M" - Man (photos) by Dranatomy: 9:20am On Jun 15, 2018
You're a Thief
Crime / Re: Acid Poured On A Lady 24 Hours After Her Wedding, Husband Abandons Her (Photos) by Dranatomy: 7:32am On Jun 15, 2018
Open Relationship Is A Dead Trap
Politics / Re: Donald Duke Declares For 2019 Presidential Election by Dranatomy: 12:26pm On Jun 09, 2018
Like for Donald, share for Buhari

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Family / Re: Man Accused Of Chasing Away His Pregnant Wife Because Of His ''Mistress''.Photos by Dranatomy: 12:35pm On Apr 04, 2018
All i See in That Pic is a "boy" not a "Man"...Meanwhile, I'm still Waitin to See the Man In Quote here!
Crime / Re: She Destroyed Her Boyfriend's Car After Catching Him Cheating by Dranatomy: 12:28pm On Mar 22, 2018
The story is incomplete..
Technically, who owns that car - the guy or his lady?.. Let's start from here

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Romance / Re: 26-strong Signs he is Playing On ur Intelligence(Cheating 1) by Willliam William by Dranatomy: 9:49pm On Feb 03, 2018
Hmmmm
Romance / Re: 26-strong Signs he is Playing On ur Intelligence(Cheating 1) by Willliam William by Dranatomy: 12:36pm On Feb 03, 2018
Eworo ooo... Abasi omofon

Romance / 26-strong Signs he is Playing On ur Intelligence(Cheating 1) by Willliam William by Dranatomy: 12:26pm On Feb 03, 2018
By William William :

1. He switch off his phone most times you're together
2. Phone Screen lock and passwords become his second name- he conceal it with all his life.
3. No strong affection toward you- he even fake orgasm
4. Potpone calls from strangers or probably prefer texting when you're together
5. His network is always bad whenever you're together
6. He address everyone as honey, sugar, Darling etc. This is a cover up skill
7. He lie and even forget how he framed those lies whenever discussion of such come up again
8. Always claiming busy, yet doing nothing
9. Strange scents on his shirts- Some stains may also grace it
10. Sudden love for those things he never love before. Don't mind him, all those things are gifts
11. Earning six figures yet always broke
12. Late night returns- No appetite pe se
13. Night vigils in undisclosed locations - He has become a guest minister overnight
14. Everyday birthday party of friends in Abuja
15. Every young lady is either his cousin, business partner or a sister in the Lord
16. When he's under the siege of a sugar mummy, every older lady is either his boss, mentor, aunty or Business partner
17. He is diplomatic with words whenever he barely decide to celebrate ur events on social media- He hides you
18. You tag him in an online update calling him "My boo", he swiftly remove the tag and pretend not seeing the post
19. He barely carry you along in the public
20. Forgotten earings, weavons, pants and other undies in his apartment
21. Easy detection of his natural body scent called Pheromones on return back home- Voice change, generally disorganized, wrinkled shirt, eyeballs dethronement, distorted mental coherence for the next few hours. His sugar lady probably has deal with him wella.
23. Used condoms, abandoned boxers and umdies in critical corners of the house.
24. He shout on every little mistake you make
25. Get angry unnecessarily and threaten to quit at every slightest provocation
26. He create issues out of nothing.

Don't forget it's a month of love - We shall be unveiling love��
God bless you immediately

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