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thesicilian:
What was the evidence

The girl is literally sticking a Love Machine in his brain and thrusting it. OP is not a man

Iwobi should never wear the green jersey ever again. Man was so mediocre Arsenal and Everton disposed of him. I believe Jay Jay's influence is why they keep playing him. What a shame.

Original jersey Na like 120k at current exchange rate

peleson1:
Keep 2m and budget 1.4m

Do low key parlor introduction and traditional Thursday evening and do 200k for the things and 100k for good and drinks.Carry over some items for wedding reception.
Pay for good hall 200k.
50k for decoration ,200k for drinks n logistics.
500k for food and other things.
Book 4 hotel rooms for u n some of ur guests .

If nobody is happy with u,be happy with ur wife.

Dj n mc 50k

Low key

Trash

Shebi this one too na Tinubu's fault?

Mrchippychappy:
Forced to be the picker. Now wey dem don show her the main guys behind the scene go move sharply. Dumb security operatives

Did you read the article at all?

Double0h7:
Damn, everybody with their own struggles! I won’t lie and say she’s beautiful but I’m sure if she develops her personality, character and financial status, she’ll attract a man. Not all of us can bank on beauty.

I can tell you're smart af. My sapiosexual senses are tingling

Utanisco:
Nonsense

If na like 15min to 20min e for make sense
Buh small 10min

Buh advantage to the player that will be coming in after 10min
More energy to the player


Still nonsense

A lot can happen in 10 mins in football

SIXFEETUNDER:
Rug pulling crypto



Growing shrooms



Leeching off family and friends


Sporty bet

What's the market like?

Apparently everyone except me

cjudy:
Having sex 21times a month, be like you no Dey work or you no get handwork. People wey Dey naija, how una Preeeek take they stand for that economy?

On the contrary bad economy and living environment encourages people to have sex more as a sort of joy giver. E.g Palestine, India, Nigeria, Sudan, etc.

DrOladipo:
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Girl 1: I've never been with a celebrity
Girl 2 : Me neither. My crush plays in the NBA
Girl 3 : I've had a night stand with footballer X when I was in London
Girl 4 : What?! You never told us
Girl 3 : It was just a night stand
Girl 1 : How was it?
Girl 3 : He was a little rough. I think his team lost that day but I came a lot. *Giggles*
Girl 2 : Footballer X is worth $30 million. I just checked Let's get some of that. Just say he raped you.
Girl 1 & Girl 4 : Yes! yes! We're about to be richhhh

God1000:
We don't need any yeye talk from them, we want immediate solution to our problems.




You better drop such mentality, people like you are the reason our leaders take us for granted, being a first lady doesn't mean she's above me, we elected them to serve us, they are our servants and not the other way round.

Mind you, I have a lot of respect for the office of the president and first lady.

Shebi end times is here. Why are you worried?

Bobloco:
Orlean Investment Africa Limited is owned by Tinubus. This is one of the SPV's, the blueprint conduit pipe used in syphoning the entire common wealth of people.

Can we have some viable proof? Talk is cheap

The fact that up until now Nigeria with all her legal and illegal Dollar billionaires cannot rival MultiChoice is one of our many national disgrace.

Divija:
Congratulations tyla… make me swearrrr make me harderrrr

Later una go say una fit do without penis. Person sing about penis collect Grammy

Hahahahaha.

Nigerian Christians worship their pastors. Fact.
They fear him more than God himself. That's why we're overtly religious but not godly people

VeryWickedMan:
The full breasts in that picture are a sign of fertility.

She's dead. Have some f***ING decency.


Nigerian police no dey reach crime scene before concluding investigations. ITK PPRO

Kriss100:
bro I just tire for this country and everything

Apparently they caught the kidnappers o 🤯

[quote author=Tobex31 post=128288935][/quote]Oh ok. That's great

Kriss100:
Let's just thank God for there lives cus these people he is thanking did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

They paid. If they didn't and the security agencies rescued them, they would have paraded the kidnappers dead or alive. The government wouldn't miss that opportunity to show they're working. Leave God out of it. It's like saying God allowed them to be kidnapped and let the driver die just so he can take the glory for when money is paid and they're released

Heaven and hell are terms that were coined out of mystery when humans didn't know what lay beneath and above the earth but witnessed red hot lava from destructive volcanoes. They also witnessed UFOs (chariots of fire) and beings who came in them. These beings brought knowledge. Then religion was born.
These concepts of heaven and hell were made to keep people in check so that people would be good and not evil since if you lived an evil life, you would end up beneath the earth and burn for eternity in the lake of fire (magma). This concept is flawed because humans have been living violently ever since.
What is declared as heaven is just another realm, probably another world much more advanced probably an entire civilization controlled by artificial intelligence in a different solar system in a different galaxy. Hell is just a tool of mind control. It doesn't exist. Any planet that doesn't allow human existence is hell. Mercury, Venus, etc are all hell to humans.

femi4:
Cry me a river

Is hypo meant to be eaten? Try get sense bro. If you us 1 litre of hypo for one shirt, do you think there won't be consequences? Think before using references

femi4:
Some things ain't just good for your body, whether little or too much.

If too much of anything is bad, why don't you try a little drop of hypo in your food

You're braindead bro

The fire of your god that has eluded the looters of Nigeria abi?

Atarakpa:
you forget during his ill time he has no money to treat himself simply because he uses all his savings on king burger

Says who?

Majority of the world's Jews are not religious. They're just Jewish by heritage but are largely atheists.

I should also write topic about the first time someone ate a burger and became addicted, got obese and died of heart complications.

Too much of anything is bad

ddippset:
Time for Vinicus and Bellingham to realize that they are not Superstar players.

Dem go jam better Superstar.

What a shitty thing to say

Botragelad:
They're proper desperate now, innit? No one is falling for their dodgy antics on the ships. The US and the Brits have been giving them a right kicking, and they've been smashing up their bases. So they reckon the clever thing to do is to threaten to blow up the global wires.

Well, maybe when they finally pull that off, their mates and the countries backing them will realise that these blokes are TERRORISTS and not freedom fighters!

Why you dey form janded for us na?