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LastOkpaBender:
I signed in just to like this comment.

Lol, see moniker...

Last okpa bender...

CaptainECole1:
Optional1 if Madrid win....








































Make I mess okpa

Whatever okpa is, you will mess it a thousand times in Jesus name... Amen!

OH GOD!
REAL MADRID.!!!



OH MY GOD!!!

Pepe na fowl

Dat foolish biased ref.
Yellow card for what?

That if people are observing general prayer and you open your eyes, you will see devil!


That once you become an engineer,they give you a house,a car, and you start earning millions.


That those white stuff on our fingers comes if a certain white bird flies over you and defecates over you and it touches your hand.


That if you throw your teeth on top of a roof, lizard will eat it, and only then will you grow a replacement.

Heights...


Poverty...



Aliens!...

Ff

Why do I feel this is a lie...

So they couldn't set up settlements near the school, or better still, set up a school near their houses.

Abegi!

bukiii:
Good morning mummies and daddies,I am seriously confused here.I am left handed,I do experience depression alot of time,people think am boring,am an introvert I guess,am always alone,sometimes I feel am left out like hasn't been unfair,I cry over little things and sometimes I feel like commiting sucide.All these happening to me makes me sad.Now am asking you all is it because am left handed ? cause am really confused I don't no whats happening to me. please only reasonable one should comment and I hope I can find solution to all these.stay blessed.

Wow...
A left handed introvert... I'm one too
I think were a very rare set of people.

The depression may be a result of the cumulative effects a right-handed world has left for us. For example, writing with a right hand actually leaves the user more relaxed than when a left hand is used. Learn to relax yourself. Don't care too much.
If you're eating out in a public place, don't force yourself to use your right hand.
As per depression, it may also be attributed to being an introvert. Free yourself, live, be around people you're comfortable with... Don't stay harbouring thoughts and ideas to yourself... Do what you want to do...

Get out of the friend zone bruh (I take it you're in one;most introverts are)

Just relax...

These are true.

For me, it's the ones about being secretive, not standing up for myself (sometimes), and poor self esteem. And now I'm introverted.

Naija parents just don't care....

Myhonor:
I used to admire introverts and I dated one but d problem with him is dat he is just too plain.. Sometimes he gets angry for no reason and just wants to be alone... I asked him if I got pregnant for him wat was he gonna do.. But he said he was gonna deny it since we're both students... anytime am very angry wen we're talking on phone, all he does is keep quiet while I talk den I'll ask if he is still there and his response will be yes or OK...he loves sleeping alot.. Loves reading novels.. he is also intelligent.. Prefare being indoors... ppl mistake him for a snub but he isn't.. he told him am expecting too much from him dat he is scared of disappointing me.. asked him if he has future plans for me he said he hasn't tot about such things b4...m thinking of breaking up with him bcus I feel he isn't ready to be in a relationship.. . I know he loves me and I love him too but he is just weird sometimes

Wow...
Mistaking us for snubs...
Always happens

Cc: RoyalRoy
Cc: Mynd44
Cc: OAM4J
Cc: Lalasticlala

Lol,...
Promise: We will create 3 million jobs in one year.
But what did you do...
Reality: Cause the loss of millions of jobs...




[size=60pt]SCAM!!! [/size]

lewispius:
7. The Dylatov Pass Incident


In 1959, nine experienced hikers decided to brave the slopes of the
Ural Mountains in Russia. They all died and their bodies were
found in a very mysterious manor that baffles investigators to this
day. The hikers’ tent was torn from the inside and barefooted
footprints were found in the snow trailing off into the woods,
where two of the bodies were found only in their underwear.


Searchers found three more corpses in the snow between the camp
and where the other two were found. Two months later, the final
four were found deep in a ravine some 75 meters away, wearing
the clothing of the other corpses.

I know about the Dyatlov incident.
Russian authorities banned people from visiting that area.

ABUZINZU:
I don't think I can ever sail on water






Rip to the dead

Lol
No one died.

TPAND:
The fact is every president right from the time of OBJ to present, said that phrase "diversify the economy" without put initiatives in place to do so.
Oil money will soon start rolling in now, they will loose their agenda and focus.

#Blackbrains

Wow!
So Jonathan did nothing to the agricultural sector in Nigeria.
And please, don't give a response based on who you wanted in power.
It is undeniable that Jonathan revived the agricultural sector.
Even Obasanjo that no one seems to speak well of has a huge farm. At least it's something.

#beinformed

origima:
A Uganda man talking or accessing Nigerian President or Nigeria shouldn't be an issue to discuss. Fools that allowed one idiot bush rebel to rule them since 80s should not bother me.The worst president whether military or civilian Nigeria ever have,Goodluck Jonathan Is the best Ugandans can ever have.these Ugadans are a people so timid to a fault and close to animals to talk about the best president Africa ever has,Mohammad Buhari !

Buhari best president in Africa.
If so, then Africa is a waste.

Swissheart:
Like seriously I know all the songs oh.. ..... . #ajepako#.. .. What kinda pako self .... plywood?




Pls include


Ede times ede
Remi ko niya
Segun elere ball
Odabo obado Kayode.

All those ones are Yoruba...

Seun
Lalasticlala
RoyalRoy
...

Logician:
I can only identify with one.

Are you a Nigerian at all?

13. Whenever this happened:


Hay God!

11. Looking up at an aeroplane and singing “Aeroplane odabo ba mi k’iya mi eleko…”.


Don't judge.

10. The sweetest victory song to ever exist.


’96 Summer Olympics turn up.

9. Ajebutter kids looking at you whenever you sang “Leke Leke give me white finger”:


Did it ever work for anybody?

8. You, singing it as Arise O COMPASSION for the better part of your childhood.


What is a "Compatriots" biko?

7. The song about this olodo


Johnbull was clearly a waste of school fees sha.

6. Just learning as you read this that “Osingo singo praise The Lord” is actually “Oh sing my soul and praise The Lord”.


Don't say we never taught you anything.

5. The jara we added to this old matching song:


What does Baba Ibadan even mean?

4. This song that made absolutely no sense:


No seriously, how do you kiss a snake by mistake?

3. This song I still don’t understand:


Who the hell was Mr. Macaroni?