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KOREDE CANNOT HANDLE THIS!

Rubbish news.
Post UTME that was being used to check the excesses of JAMB has been removed. So, those who paid to have answers to the questions will now have an edge over those who studied for the exams. And what will be the fate of those wrongly scored?
This year's Jamb that everyone knows is not credible is what the government deemed fit to be a yardstick for entrance into universities. Now they are talking "sreening".

I wonder how these people think.

dacovajnr:
Na fight?..why you dey type in cap? Na...Nazo e pain you say I dey feel my garri?

Oya enjoy your garri. Ma con join you?

dacovajnr:
So make we die?..i bet my garri,sugar and Groundnut sweet pass all the food wey dem chop

NO! YOUR GARRI, SUGAR AND GROUNDNUT ARE NOT SWEETER THAN THE FOOD THERE!

Schweinsteiger na boss!

Florblu:
Just go and die
You don't deserve to live

Chai. Why na?

Declaring public holiday for people on strike. Sometimes, I wonder for Nigerian politicians.

I don't think it's a mistake.
If they intended to make the sentence, "The pen is mightier than the finger", then they wouldn't have put that comma after pen¡s

Tolexander:
Though a typo, it is right anyway!

The Pen!s mightier than finger really!
0rgasm straight!

Lol!
This is it.

scholes0:
So no single PDP Polithiefcian on the list of richest ?
All of GEJ's cronies from the previous administration as well as others from the previous 15 years of PDP leadership are all conspicuously missing, abi did they stop being politicians the day PDP lost power?
Continue lying o..... meanwhile only fools will believe the list.

FBI kor, Scotland Yard Ni.
Believe This list at your own Peril ...

Amaechi and others were in PDP. Besides, this is a list of the top ones, not all of them.
And this is for USA only... PDP may have stored their own somewhere else...

rusher14:
https://www.naij.com/353924-incredible-see-apostle-johnson-sulieman-2015-prophecies.html

Please see above reference.

Check number 49. What I said is there. And I watched it as it was said.

rusher14:
Is that why he predicted Jonathan would defeat Buhari at the 2015 polls?

He actually predicted Jonathan would lose. I recall him saying that with the way things were, Jonathan would be better off going to sit down in his village(not sure if he used the name "Jonathan", but he was referring to him)

I like this dude.
See the way he's just smiling... Effects of money. He even vouched for the guy by saying he was "getting some much needed rest"

If it was Nigeria now, you will wake up to find find yourself on the road with sack letter in your pocket.

feran15:
My finger hits the refresh button often.

Are fees paid per year or per semester?

IRserveMyComent:
But the word "banter" has existed in the dictionary befor now.

And "bruh" and "awesome sauce" too.

Any new dance or song people don't understand, they will say it's demonic.
Dorobucci....demonic
Etigghi...demonic
Azonto...demonic
Shoki...demonic(and or sexually related)


Fu*k dah shiit joor!
Oya Dab!

So it was Wike. I thought the locals were throwing a party there. Would've been angry, but since it's Wike, it's forgivable.

He did well on that road!

Nice incentive, but in this harsh economy, 23k per month will go nowhere. And since they will be teaching all day, they won't have time to lay hands on other ventures.

They could make this better by providing somewhat free transportation, and maybe take housing costs upon themselves by creating some estates where the teachers will stay. This would make the situation far better.

....that is if the government is actually able to do this in the first place...

Kineticist:
I smell front page

Wow. You could smell frontpage 18 days before the thread got there.
This your nose strong oh!

SherylMiracle:
What has this got to do with ethnicity......That's why you're gonna rot in Nigeria

I don't believe you are alright. Look at all my posts in this thread. Did you see anyone based on "ethnicity"?
Did you quote me by mistake or you just wanted to insult me? I don't appreciate that sister. Respect yourself.

Yinabim:
Terry G --- ogbomosho weed.

Lol!

gabazin080:
since your phone can browse. y not ask google. BAD BELLE

It's allowed!

Diamond Platinumz and Nicki Minaj are not Nigerian...


See Timaya dey church dey pray.... And his call was answered....

But really, what is he going on a tour of Europe for? Who is he going there to sing for?

rheether:
Business strategy. .

Not necessarily.

The answer is 96

T2Justman:
Help me beg Mods make them take-am go homepage

This write-up just sums up every thing I had ever thought about the JAMB and Post-UTME. I pray this write-up receives traction and gains adequate media attention to be recognized by those at the academic helm of affairs.
Especially the part about remarking the examination, and also about the English scores.
Even if I would accept the other score(knowing fully well I did far better than that), my score in English was just a clear determining factor that the result I was sent did not belong to me. I had personally answered English questions from the previous years(scoring 80> in all). So the result sent to me was just not possible.


I have also been thinking that since the test is Computer Based, why can't we see our scores immediately after writing the examination? Why does it take so long?


Kudos to whoever wrote this!


Let me call the mods:
Lalasticlala, Olawalebabs, Fynestboi, Richiez

chloe7:
you don't be quick to shame another persons religion here, i'll rather you keep quiet because Islam too is quick to beheading people and accusing them of blasphemy and Isis is there constantly destroying millions of families every day acting under the religion Islam, so please you don't even have a say here, no one is begging for money

Calm down... The top line of her sentence was quoting someone else.

*knocks*

Jim Iyke!

Come out!

I want to talk to you...

Educationentry:
The Nigerian universities has said that all those students who passed the just concluded 2016/2017 (UTME) exams and got up to 180 which is the cut off mark for all universities in Nigeria, should go and start preparing for the forth coming POST UTME exams which is coming up in 2 month time and not to feel relaxed despite the suggestion made by the ministry of education.

There is no how all students that applied and pass this year JAMB will get into the university at once. It’s never possible for that to happen, because if it is like this, virtually all the Nigerian polytechnics would be empty because no student in Nigeria would ever wish to go to polytechnics to study rather everyone would like to go to the university.

Hence all students are advised to start preparing for POST UTME exams before it too late. Universities can conduct screening exercise, that simply means that there is still going to be an exam.

http://www.educationentry.com/2016/06/prepare-for-20162017-post-utme-nigeria.html

The source though...
When did all the Nigerian Universities and their heads come together to contradict a law by the FG?

Improve on your site.