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EducationRe: 15 Exam Cheats Now Born Again Return Their WAEC Certificates by drdams: 4:39pm On Jan 04, 2014
Stupidity! Scammers!
The WASSC must have elevated them to a level in life. The best way out , if they were really 'born again' is to forfeit all their assets, certificates and other benefits they have been entitled as a result of badging the WASSC.

They might have gained admission, gotten jobs, professional certificates which had WASSC qualification as a pre-requisite.

Without doing this, they pose to be bunch of hypocrites and attention seekers.
EducationRe: should i study agric? by drdams:
Go for Agric. During ur first year, enrol for utme again. This time you must have been taught introductory physics, chemistry and biology, also English (GNS/GST), Mathematics, Practical Chemistry, Practical Physics.
These are 'indirect preparatory lectures' that will help you score high in another utme.

Dont know much about UDUSOK admin , though I have been there physically many times. But in schools like UNILAG, you can pick it again even as an admitted student but incase of dual admission, you will have to forfeit one. (your previous data will be erazed automatically in the presence of a fresh registration)
PoliticsRe: I Am Number 7 On Gej's Snipper List - El-rufai by drdams: 12:01pm On Jan 03, 2014
He that is down needs fear no fall.
lumeviews.com:
A public figure shouldn't be making these kind of jokes... I thought this man had sense!
EducationRe: Unilag Postgraduate Studies 2013/2014 Session by drdams: 11:52pm On Dec 30, 2013
Chei! Nwa mama!
M.Ed is a replica of M.Sc in faculty of education.
Well, M.Ed should be eligible if the Faculty is in need of one. We use M.Sc often, forgetting that Faculties like Arts, Pharmacy & Education, awards M.A , M.Pharm., and M.Ed. respectively.

To buttress what DMainMan said, ONLY THOSE ADMITTED INTO ACADEMIC MASTERS (M.Ed, M.Sc., M.A, M.Pharm, M.Arch, etall) are eligible.
** this is where an Alumnus/Alumna have the 'upper hand'**

Shalom!!
Godsgrace2013: @dmainman thanks 4 d info.please, d graduate assistant employment opportunity you mentioned ,are those going 4 m.ed eligible,is it only 4 m.sc/m.phil?thanks
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Like Imitating White Men Voice When Speaking With Them? by drdams: 1:04am On Dec 30, 2013
This is the 'shiti-est' post have come across this yuletide.

English is for England!
Mind you, they arent imitating white men but Britons.
Be informed that some Argentines, Venezuelans, Italians, Spanairds etc. are whites but not all have the British accent (which I would say, is the real english).

A white man will always try his best to pronounce Chukwudi the Igbo way, Shola the Yoruba way and Danjuma the Hausa way.

English isnt your language.
A friend of mine who is a Graduate Assistant in Urbana Champain, U.S always lament that her white folks complains about her accent. Now shes trying to blend in the American-English + British-English.

Have done interviews with white men, physically and on phone, my brother, I use confirm 'phonetics'.
Y? Nobi my language, I have to try my best to speak the real version.

If na Punjabi Jonathan speak for India, he wont be too local to 'IJAWise' it.

Using the right phonetics is part of understanding a language.
bongolistik: I was in dangote cement company in Benue state, and a lot of inidians and other nationals are working there and I notice that whenever Nigerians wants to communicate with any of the white guys or indians, they alwyays wants to change the tone of their voice to speak like the white guys, not only there, i have noticed it many other places, even the nigerians that traveld out abroad do same over there, coming down to your own country again in Nigeria, you will want to imitate a whiteman the way he speaks all the time, but you will never see or hear any whiteman in any place trying to imitate anybody's voice, he will always flow in his own way be it him speaking with another white guy or a black man from any country. Don't you think it is height of inferiority complex that is causing that? Sometimes it even gets me angry when i see some nigerians doing it and thinking that is the best way to communicate with white guys. I don't think I will ever try that, whenever i speak with them i always use the voice and the tone i use in talking to my fellow black guys. Some even think that they are pleasing them by so doing, for Gods sake, please who? Are they not humans like you. And the funiest thing and the irony of all is that some of the white guys are not even from English speaking countries and don't even know how to speak very well, but you go all the way to imitate, you that is full blown British colonist. I believe it alwyas pays to always be yourselve in any situation you find yourselve before you go bite your tongue for trying to mimick white guys intonation. To butress the point more, it is just like president Jonathan now, traveling to india to meet the president or US, and you expect him to start imitating the way the president of india speak or the way American president speaks, it never happens that way, you will always hear Jonathan comunicate in his normal Nigerian english tongue. No formings at all or no trying to please anybody and other presidents understands him so does he understands them.
InvestmentRe: Imagine Living Your Current Lifestyle Without A Salary by drdams: 12:48am On Dec 30, 2013
I noticed that females (than males) most times, take the intiative of setting up a business whilst still being entitled to earned incomes. I have seen families whose parents are salary earners and the females are mostly business oriented than males.
Its quite unfortunate that majority of Men move with the tide , thinking all will always be well.
They spend flamboyantly and thus, many become so pathetic the moment they loose their Job. Egotism would make them lavish in penury for many years of searching for jobs that pays in relation to the former.


For some 'starters' and 'money miss road' , Flying to Banana Island, Gwarinpa, etc to buy a duplex worth Millions of Naira where you can easily go to decent but not too popular location to build (houses infact) and with cash remaining for other cores .


There are myriads of problems as regards investment and I would say, our fathers are wiser than us (youths/young adult) in this aspect.
EducationRe: Unilag Postgraduate Studies 2013/2014 Session by drdams: 1:40pm On Dec 29, 2013
Hehheheheh! Dat wasnt my intention..
Ishilove: Stop derailing angry
EducationRe: Unilag Postgraduate Studies 2013/2014 Session by drdams: 11:34am On Dec 29, 2013
I have decided to be Garulous!

Una en! Hooking up here and there!
Odikwa funny! Dis exam success strategy wey una do for undergrad don follow una come here.

Make una kiafulll oooo...
EducationRe: Unilag Postgraduate Studies 2013/2014 Session by drdams: 8:22am On Dec 28, 2013
U and Vicope, una own tire me o!
For aw long will u guys network each other.
Biko, he/she ll send u his/her pin as soon as he/she gets your PM.
jadelyn007: Goodmrning Vicope, pls have u gotten my PM?
TV/MoviesRe: Your Favorite TV Series From The 90's by drdams: 2:22pm On Dec 27, 2013
Lol! My own was Storyland , Storyland
come and see the story land.
Storyland, storyland.
Come to storyland.
Hahahahah!! Only God knows d lyrics.

Deolaw: Tales by moonlight: No kid played with this show. It was a show where our culture of telling folk tales at night was aired. You should remember the disguise dressings. Hehehe.
But unfortunately the tape was claimed to be stolen.


Storyland: I won't talk much about this but you should be humming the theme now. Lol. To me I couldn't get the lyrics. I was like...
Storyland Storyland
Baba dudu come along
Storyland Storyland
You can stay along
TV/MoviesRe: Your Favorite TV Series From The 90's by drdams: 2:16pm On Dec 27, 2013
Magic School Bus.
Tales by moonlight.
The rich also cry.
Storyland ,Storyland, Storyland.
All Mr. Bean 'brohaha'.
Papa Ajasco (late 90s)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by drdams: 9:37am On Dec 26, 2013
Lol! I luv dis.
Infact , this a reality. It might even extend to 2015 for some people.

In the interim, you have to find something reasonable to lay your hands on.

To others.
Correction : its funmilayo.olubodun@gtbank.com not OLObodun

omenpetrol: December 20th successful candidates, the long wait begins am hoping before the year 2014 runs out we would be in TS........
EducationRe: Unilag Postgraduate Studies 2013/2014 Session by drdams: 6:34pm On Dec 23, 2013
I once said it on this thread, u canneva get pq for MedPar. Go2 yaba bookshops or luth bookshop n get a text book by a Colonel. Pls read earlier post.

Mintayo: Anyone for Medical Microbiology and parasitolgy here?
Pls i need past questions.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christmas Carol? by drdams: 11:47am On Dec 22, 2013
The Holly & the Ivy,
Now both are fully grown,
Of all the trees that are in the wood,
The Holly bears the Crown.


*********
O the rising of the Sun,
And the running of the Deer,
Then playing merry organ,
Sweet singing in the quire.
Sweet singing in the quire.
CelebritiesRe: Atiku Abubakar Celebrated 67th Birthday In Grand Style (Pictures) by drdams: 10:48am On Dec 22, 2013
Naivety!! - Joke of the decade..
adadadon: and don jazzy rich pass am anyway HBD party Hopper
CelebritiesRe: Atiku Abubakar Celebrated 67th Birthday In Grand Style (Pictures) by drdams: 10:47am On Dec 22, 2013
Hapi Bday Mr. ABTI, Yola!!

His Past still remains most of you Haters' Future, his present might forever be in your Imagination!!
CelebritiesRe: 5 Most Humble Nigerian Celebrities by drdams: 3:32pm On Dec 21, 2013
Only Don Jazzi should be on that list.

In addition, where are the likes of GEJ, Victor Moses, etc? Abi na only entertainers be celebs?
PropertiesRe: Land Taxes That Could Bankrupt You If Your Not Aware Of Them by drdams:
P.M.B
PoliticsRe: KABIRU SOKOTO Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by drdams:
Senator Ndume, next!!

Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Worst And Best Moment On Nairaland by drdams: 11:06pm On Dec 16, 2013
Seun sef dey view topic! Hheheh, good then : My worst moment was the day I realized the owner of this forum is an Atheist and

Best Moment is always renewed whenever I check-in any front page thread only to see some 'odes' shouting 'FIRST/SECOND... to comment' or 'END TIME THINGS' in a SENSELESS but very humorous style.
CultureRe: Ile-Ife Existed Before Birth Of Jesus Christ - Ooni of Ife by drdams(op):
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CultureRe: Ile-Ife Existed Before Birth Of Jesus Christ - Ooni of Ife by drdams(op):
Timijo: What does he want to bring out of this? Who created Ile-Ife?
JESUS!
Who created Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade?
JESUS!
CultureRe: Ile-Ife Existed Before Birth Of Jesus Christ - Ooni of Ife by drdams(op):
delikay4luv: i got u
CultureRe: Ile-Ife Existed Before Birth Of Jesus Christ - Ooni of Ife by drdams(op):
Records of Ife have seen are always in A.D. Historians in the house should please expantiate on the validity of this claim by Okunade.
Foreign AffairsRe: The World’s Largest Gay Mass Wedding Holds In Brazil [photos] by drdams:
The world ended long time ago.
EducationRe: Unilag Campus Pics by drdams:
I must confess, these pictures are 'Uglier' than the school.
One begin to wonder if the OP snapped them with Nokia 2626.

Though the beauty of UNILAG isnt as epic as that of O.A.U, their maintenance culture is enviable.


Again! These pictures sucks!!!

Besides, all these bad belle that were rejected by same UNILAG more than 3 times have seen an avenue to pour out their grievances!!!


Weather you like it or not, UNILAG is one of the 5 premier universities which we can say is a replica of the 'Ivy League Schools' in the U.S.


You can barely mention THREE universities in this nation without chipping UNILAG in.

Therefore, if the 'Hype' is killing you, go and die!! We will bury you in Atan Cementry along University road, Akoka!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Execution Of 'Doctor Oyenusi' A Notorious Robber by drdams: 6:40pm On Dec 13, 2013
Nwa anuofia : taa! Si eba puo!!
Nogen: Anupama aturu efelefu ezi nwa ofe mnanu mnanu . Eze ule anu Ohia tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Execution Of 'Doctor Oyenusi' A Notorious Robber by drdams: 5:16pm On Dec 13, 2013
Oponu sowe nu! Ewo lo kan e ? Shey mo ba e wi?
Nogen: Are you okay? Se Kosi?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Execution Of 'Doctor Oyenusi' A Notorious Robber by drdams: 2:53pm On Dec 13, 2013
Hehehehe! U wanna get me rolling again? I bet u ; u aint gonna survive it.

Besides its nt a matter with my phone cos I can view it well nut just clear kinda.
coogar: slap me?
attempt that & you would have your lower abdomen turned into a fountain of blood while i use your intestine as a bungee cord.

go & get a better internet connection to see the message my gif is passing. i suggest you sell your phone use the proceeds to buy more internet speed.

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