₦airaland Forum

Johnchrix:
Yes I need to download it

Beorn:
Walt Disney has got the Midas touch. Almost everything they touch turns to gold. It comes from many decades of exprience. Walt Disney will not fůck up MK, but we'd never know as it will likely never materialize.

MK is just same 'ol, same 'ol. In 5 years time, they will produce another MK movie, add 2 new characters, they'd fight in tournament and it'd be over. In 10 years, same process is repeated. Wash, rinse, repeat. They need to spice it up. Add some flavour to it instead of repeating same thing all the time.

Johnchrix:
So I watched this movie Ma Ma on kix DStv, have been searching online for it, but couldn't find any site to download it, who can help?

VerifiedStalin:
'Into The Badlands', 'Warrior' and 'Banshee' would like to have a word.

sajmark:
mortal Kombat has alot of characters with a lot of untold stories, the only way to properly tell the whole mk story na via series... maybe a 5 season show or something.

Tadeknkeepcalm:
You're really shallow minded

wunmi590:
Good day nairalander.

Sequel to the topic, would you pamper them just like our abroad parents or spank them just like our nigerian parent?

PotatoSalad:
U be goat sha. No offense

Entayali:
My younger brother is about to register for JAMB for the second time and my mum insists he must study medicine. What's so special about medicine?

She feels that doctors are rich. I've been trying to convince her. What do I do to help my bro because he doesn't want to study medicine?

Queenslander:
lool, so fast? I told you so,. My movies never disappoint. What does obrigada mean though? Is that igala? Cause I've it in some of 2face songs..

sajmark:
why all the shifting of goal posts and name callings? make "Bob's Gateman" go watch Mortal Kombat... I ain't gat strength for this.

sajmark:
bro can you make this statement more clear?
are you trying to say NOBODY is Bob's best work yet? because aside the action/fights his performance was nothing to write home about o, this is coming from a "BETTER CALL SAUL" fan.

Beorn:
I'm happy to announce to you that you've wasted your MB.

Calibrator:
Perhaps you downloaded the unmade sequel already

Calibrator:
Nobody


3/4

If there was ever a duel between Hutch and Wick, my money will be on Hutch.



He has an excessive amount of death wish for a family man

pu7pl3:
Can never take people that call Keanu John Wick seriously...the movie is probably just mid

Queenslander:
exactly!! These new generation Nollywood movies aren't scary enough

oyaskii:
Absolutely loved the dialogues in this flick so much that i didn't even want the movie to end.

sparko1:
This is so ridiculous, this is the argument they always come up with, OPPORTUITIES not taken, ladies are not some kind of gods or trophy, they are human, there is nothing special about sleeping with one, except the thrill that you get when you take something that doesn't necessarily belongs to you.

I learnt something growing up as a shy person, nobody can make you happy, you are either happy or you are not, if you think the presence of a lady will make your life worthwhile then you don't really have a life.

And finally there is a bunch of pretty ladies out there, the rush to catch a lady because she's the prettiest girl in your street is just stupid. Everything looks good is tight jeans or clothes, until you remove the covering that you know, this is just a load of crap.

Kayberg:
On the serious note, I've been accused of being gay by several females in my area because I don't interact with them….
Now they are tired of accusing me.
But they never knew my reasons though….

pokosimani:
Dear NLanders,
I have been working for a tier 1 Bank in Nigeria for some time and so far it has been quite good. I work with great people and the pay is reasonable. Recently, I got an offer to work in a multinational telecoms company. While this seems like a good offer, I am worried about working for Chinese/Indian companies because of the negative report about them generally. Your considered opinions and/or experiences would be appreciated.

Many thanks...

mansakhalifa:
This is not right...

Trust me. He should be withdrawn from the first team Asap.

He is far too young for this sort of exposure and it will definitely prove costly to his career in the long run.

The might want to consider moving him to their youth team- preferably U15/16- until he turns 16. Give him another 4 years at least.

Letting such a kid play with grown men is grossly irresponsible. He still has a whole lot of development to do.

For those quoting me: I posted this out of genuine concern. I have been rushed through phases of my life simply because I showed glimpses of promise in certain endeavours and it ended badly for me. Wish I could tell my story here.

Ishilove:
DrDax darling, where have you been? It has been ages.
I'm doing great sir. How are you in your neck of the jungle?

Ishilove:
The staff were looking forward to enjoying a sumptuous meal of swallow on a hot weekday afternoon. It also meant we would save our lunch money as things, as we all know, have become very expensive.

Blaise brought the warmers to the admin office and everyone swooped on the food. The first thing I noticed was the semo was very soft and a bit sugary. The egusi also tasted...funny...

Wetin concern us? We forged on and finished the meal with finger licking relish. Our neighbour who sold provisions in the next office asked for a share and was able to arm twist the receptionist into bringing her a large portion.

About two hours later, I felt pressed and wanted to urinate but I found the toilet occupied. I waited 20 minutes and went back, only to meet the toilet occupied again by another member of the staff. I was forced to cross to another section of the complex to use the public toilet.

As the day progressed and I noticed that the usually ebullient staff members were becoming increasingly subdued. Around 5pm (the office closes by 6pm) my stomach began to rumble, and to my chagrin, a watery fart escaped my genteel anus. I thought about visiting the toilet briefly and found it still occupied so I decided to hold my bowels until I got home. "At least I will be able to sit comfortably and do monitoring spirit on my Facebook and Whatsapp contacts," I mused.

By the time I left the office on my way back home, my stomach was very calm, but I was halfway into the journey when I had the first discomfiting signs of trouble.

**********

"Be calm, be calm", I urged my stomach, but it growled in response and my anus trembled in anticipation.

I was hemmed in between two men inside keke marwa, somewhere along Oniwaya road when i started feeling really shitty. Literally. I initially ignored it, but the urge to rip off my granny pants and let it really rip was getting stronger and stronger.

We were still crawling along on that perennially busy road when I knew there and then I would not make it without a bike. I MUST GET A BIKE, I thought wildly.

When I got down at Dopemu, I frantically searched for a bike but could not find any. It seems Taskforce had been abroad earlier in the day so all the bikes were keeping away for the time being.

It dawned on me then that I was headed for a very embarrassing 'accident'. I could feel the watery and hot waste products teasing the entrance of my anus as my stomach could no longer obey commands from my brain. I decided to walk gingerly to the Akowonjo bridge where I was certain to get a bike. By 'gingerly', I mean catwalk. Hold your breath, squeeze your ass tight and roll your hips. And walk.

I was gently catwalking to the bridge and praying to God when a congress of swaggering youngmen passed me. One of them, muscular and with a 16 pack abdomen turned and whistled. "Sweet mama, I like your style o", he leered.

Frustrated by my inability to get a bike, the shit threatening to embarrass my enemy not me, the lack of fast food restaurants in the vicinity (I would have dashed there to use their toilets) and by the general state of the nation, I turned in anger and snarled with more aggression than necessary "shut up your dirty mouth, you this small boy. You don't know your mate!"

Taken aback, the muscular dude slinked away in mortification.

Unfortunately for me, the energy I used in transferring my aggression to the boy loosened my bowels and I felt the first droplets of shit blooming over the back my pink granny pants.

"Oh nooooooooo, oh nooooooooooo!!!," I wailed. Abandoning all pretence at decorum, I dashed to the bank closest to me.

"Please sir, I need to use your toilet," I begged the security man.

"Madam the bank is closed," was the nonchalant reply.

"Please sir, this thing will disgrace me. Please I am begging you," I shamelessly pleaded, all the while feeling the hot shit flowing faster and faster. IT MUST NOT FLOW DOWN MY LEGS, i thought frantically.

"Please I am using God to beg you!" I wailed, and jacked up the man by his shirt, knocking his cap askew.

That was when the man knew I meant business. He extricated himself from my vice-like grip and gave me the toilet key.

I ran pell mell to the toilet, dropped my bag on the WC and let rip. The sound of my exploding ejections must have been heard at Alausa. By the time my spirit was calm and my eyes open to survey the extent of the damage, the toilet, bathroom mirror inclusive had been liberally anointed....

I kuku off the pant, rinsed it in the wash hand basin and spent 20 minutes scrubbing the toilet stall (I have home training ). After cleaning, i packaged the now battered pant inside a black nylon and dropped inside the waste bin. Yep, I had to go commando the rest of the way home.

Suffice it to say, Blaise was sacked the next day. I heard the MD was screaming for his head from his scented, air conditioned toilet. Our greedy neighbour who does not see food and look away, branched two fast food restaurants before she got to her home in Illupeju. The rest of the staff all had their own tales of woe, but mine was just too humiliating to talk about.

We have gone back to Akwa Ibom.

******
Disclaimer:

This narration is 100% factual but did not happen to Ishilove.

Fuckjesusandgod:
Listen dude, I didnt sell to him because of the high rate, I sold because of his high feedback and complete trade.
You can always make your point without abusing someone else okay. learn to be cultured.
Peace!!!

Fuckjesusandgod:
They scam on Binance. those guys will ask you to send money first before they send you coin. a lot of those using binance p2p are confirmed scammer. I just ripped of 15k from someone whose feedback is 100% trade rate. Don't always believe what you read.

Dickson178:
A mechanic is having a hard time after receiving a car from a customer for repair because it stops working. I do normally ask my self? why most mechanic repairer always develop the heart, of driving someone's car to a far distance to check if it is working mean while the the original fault of the car have been repaired by them.

After the mechanic fixed his car, he drove it to where his girlfriend was supposed to meet. He parked the car under a tree near his girlfriend's house. During his absence, strong winds blew and trees fell in two vehicles parked next to him, with a customer's mechanical jeep standing between two felled trees.

Moneywirer:
Even after going through the feedback of the traders on Binance I still don't have the confidence of buying from them