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nani667:

Must be a joke

Offpoint1:
Depress? Naaa! I've mastered the act of dealing with life problems since I was 11, nothing on earth can make me depress. No pleasure, nor pain, nor rejection.

Isolation is a powerful tool to unleash spirituality, the more isolated you are the less human you become and the more spirit you become. It's a key to spirit realm. More powerful than prayers, chants and incantations.

If you can trace some historical spiritual books, most communications with the spirit realms took place in isolated places.
Take a clue from the Bible for references.
Abraham communicate with God in isolated places
Moses as you know always left for the mountains
Jesus always left his disciples behind into isolation when he wants to communicate with God.

Let me not derail my thread

Moderation in all things...

Amuroba:
I was skimming the page, now i realise
Quentin Tarantino wanted to make it a sequel before leaving it standalone

Still not related in any way.

elonmuskbaby:
Dele so as you get money reach you nor fit renovate your father's house/ compound.at least give it a face lift.someone can't see that house and believe that you came out of there. you can do better.at least honour your father in death

Comprehend first...

Amuroba:
This is actually the first time I'm hearing about 'The Hateful Eight'.

I viewed the trailer, and the dialogues are not so different, and Wikipedia says it's like a sequel to Django Unchained.

Sequel in what way?

thatthickgurl:
I still can't get over the fact that Tom Hanks turned down the role of Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption to play Forrest Gump.

I believe it happened for the best because both characters killed their respective roles.

Well both movies rank up there among the best.

Unlike a certain "Prince from Bel Air" with his penchant for picking the wrong movies and roles.

MJBOLT:

Denzel,get the fvck out

Tom Hanks, the GOAT.

The rest can go into extinction.

bigdammyj:
Why?

54% Lack of maintenance from the Bank

45% Technical error from the card owner,

1% Village people

Pulled from the Bureau of Fictitious Statistics (BFS).

Codedrock:
Stupid EA/Fifa... Nobody cares about Volta, they really need to bring back The Journey.
After all this while they have chosen to still not add Nigeria to the list of African national teams.
I feel bad already because I know I am still gonna buy the stupid game when its out just out of boredom.

Do we have a team?

Blame Gernhat Rohr first.

This Cross is so stooopid.

It is well.

StPete:
Speak English

Have you paid your rent?

Ishilove:
DrDax darling, we have been roughing it in this gestapo state called UAR. I haven't watched a movie in months, but I decided to force myself to watch one yesternoon.

How's your neck of the jungle?

Same old, same old.

We will surely outlive UAR.

Just 2 more years

Ishilove:


I watched The Suicide Squad yesterday, and unfortunately I was eating beans and yam at the same time. Last last I didn't finish the beans because the gory content looked like the beans I was eating.

Very hilarious and definitely better than the 2016 movie.

Ishilove Dear,

It's been ages.

How your side?

StPete:
Who crowned anybody elite movie watchers here? Whoever considers him/herself an elite movie watcher amongst everyone here is just deceiving themselves. As the title of the thread supposes, just tell us the movie you're watching and giving rating is an additional information not necessarily required. So if there's anyone here thinking he/she is superior to others in terms of movie watching/rating, the person is just been foolish.

The landlords are quiet.

The "omo oniles" here forming imaginary "territory".

New "tenants" are generally harassed into quiet submission.

Once in a while, a "coconut headed" tenant upgrades to the elite group "omo onile". He has now "arrived" with the "right" to harass hapless tenants.

The "Landlords" look on like Zeus from above.

Survival of the fittest.

The story of this thread.

Raalsalghul:
Two things the film was lacking in my opinion:

1. Adrenaline: one or two big shoot outs could have helped here, the one at the diner doesn't count.

I also didn't like the way Steven Soderbergh teased with that lobby scene: you see cops and gangsters arriving in their vehicles yet nothing happens.

2. A definitive score: and this is one reason it felt somewhat quiet. A score would have helped with suspense.

The quiet score is therapeutic.

Maybe just not what you need, but that doesn't take away from the brilliance of the movie.

FILEBE:
The question should be why are you telling people it is weird just because they don't like what you like?

Good one.

The self-appointed judges will deflect that.

Raalsalghul:
No Sudden Move: 2.5/4 stars.

This is one flick where nothing ever happens despite the talented personnel both in front and at the back of the camera.

I know I'm getting some flack for this but it didn't click for me: once you're out of it, you are out.

You watch this type while on a "true" vacation with nothing on your mind.

Memorable....

Aufbauh:
Op, the parameter that you should have used for your analysis to be fair is to tell us how much Living Faith Church is making annually.

For example an organization can not be earning up to hundreds of billion annually and has a paltry wage bill of just 10B. That's not equity! Even secular States still shell out 70-80% of their earning to recurrent expenditure.

Is it not foolishness to have recurrent expenditure at 70 - 80%?

No wonder we are where we are.

Coldie:
What did cross say wrong?


Nini was just trying to act smart, how u go go wash bathroom when people are yet to have their bath?

It would be useless if after washing it they have their bath and mess it up again.

That’s all cross said and nini flared up, but just because them dae look cross one kind eye and because nini is a girl everybody is supporting her

From Nini's perspective, he said something very wrong, hence the reaction.

Cross' feelings - valid

Nini's feelings - valid

scondy:
I think so too...but she should have calm down after a few mins....

I think he hit a little too close to home.

Her reaction is probably a coping mechanism against past trauma.

That was a raw nerve Cross hit there.

No disrespect to Nini. We all have our triggers.

scondy:
Nini ....wetin talk cross no reach this abuse na....the insults too much ....I don't like pple that use extreme abusive word...its ghetto behaviour

Cross is bearing the full brunt of Nini's Saga frustration.

gnykelly:
Can't the water be used for Large scale irrigation farming in the area rather than this perennial release.

A 5000 hectares will utilize the excess fully. Why are we so dumb

Oga, irrigation is still release. The flooding will still happen.

My problem is that the release has not been put to good economic use.

So many structures in our nation lie fallow while the people suffer.

IsaacRocks:
#Storytime.
I Once went to the bank to pitch one of my products (a lean startup under Pantakers) to one of the popular Banks in Abuja, after talking about the partnership type and showing my prototypes and idea, carelessly the lady just looked straight at me and said.

"No1 I don't understand what you are talking about.

No2 you can have access to any facility either in loan or fund from the bank".

This statement almost killed me immediately, mhen entrepreneurs in Africa especially Nigeria are suffering oo, with tears in my eyes .
I left there knowing that God that gave me the idea will water it and those banks will one day come and beg to invest in my idea.

Sorry for your experience.

As a rule, Nigerian banks do not lend to start-ups. There's too much risk involved and no track record with which they can make informed financial decision.

Your best bet is family and friends, then other people's money (OPM). The govt option through CBN and it's subsidiaries is a hit or miss.

Welcome to Nigeria.

Kingcalls:
They can't arrest u... its even illegal to arrest anyone that has a bad loan... thats y these companies should put documents in place like getting a collateral....they can only use corrupt police to intimidate u... as long as u dint drop a post dated cheque , no one can charge u to court for failing to pay a loan... unless if its stated in the contract and u accept it but they don't put such in contracts cos its illegal... no one can go to jail for failing to pay a loan, unless they can prove beyond reasonable doubt that u diverted the funds for some other personal use ..then they can turn it to a fraud case

1. Yes, they can arrest him for default and institute legal action.

2. They will generally not do that because the law is sympathetic towards the borrower. The court can allow the debtor to spread repayment for an indefinite period, 5 -10 years, especially if he can prove that he is bankrupt.

3. Worse still for the lender, bankruptcy law can free the borrower from the debt.

4. So they resort to underhand tactics and intimidation to get their money back.

5. Shaming the debtor is a powerful tool that works well in our clime. It is illegal, sue the lender.

But most importantly,

PAY YOUR DEBTS, DON'T RUIN ANOTHER MAN'S BUSINESS.

OGdaddy:
But guys!!!! Big brother naija has really reduced the main content of the Big brother brands worldwide.

Stumbled upon sex videos of Big brother shows all over the world and i was blown away.

Big brother naija is the only show amongst big brother brands that doesn't shows live sex.

The rest do not filter anything, you get what you see real and raw, they even show housemates taking their baths, they show live breasts and pvssies of female housemates.

Each sex are shown With no filter and the housemates don't even give a Damm, they fork their brains out with no apologies.

White people are officially shameless

I don't think Nigeria can ever go up to that standard.

You mean "down" to that standard...

Gmajor:
What would have happened if the other version of him didn't die?

Gone back? Maybe?

myorh:
My Toyota Camry 03 (Big daddy) was stolen on 28/29th of August just outside my compound where it was parked overnight at Ibidun street, surulere.

The vehicle was locked properly and even with steering and pedal lock. Gone to make report at the police station, nothing forthcoming yet.

Details of the car
Make : Toyota
Model: Camry
Color : Wine
Year: 03
Plate number: SMK-420-FV
Chassis number: 4T1E32K33U647821
Engine number: 2AZ7322332

Unfortunately, there was no tracker installed but I have comprehensive insurance. Already processing the claim. But still, would appreciate help in finding it.

Contact : 08160843394

Glad you have comprehensive insurance.

Hope it includes 'excess buyback' so you can get back the full value.

Please let us know as soon as your claim is paid. This will clear the doubt of some Uncle Thomases here who insist on uselesd 3rd party insurance.

Sorry for your loss. But then, no loss.

DuduParaPara:
Hello guys, based on experience and relationship, which HMO will you recommend for people to register with as at today September 9th 2021?

I also don't know about NHIS if it's good.

Reason I'm asking this is most times salary earners are the ones who benefit from this HMO stuff cos it's being withdrawn from their salary.

Now what about business people and market people aren't they supposed to benefit?

What HMO would you recommend and how much is the plan?

Categorically RELIANCE HMO

The only Tech-Health HMO in the industry.

www.reliancehmo.com


PS: If you need a job in an HMO, if you know you can add value to the marketing department, kindly respond to this post. I can connect you.

babyfaceafrica:
Lolz
. I doubt production have anything upstairs aside task, parties and games.. Let's wait and see

It's a reality show, they are not supposed to switch anything up.

GUS is there for the excitement
UL is there for the romantically inclined
The Brainiarcs can go find some other cerebral show that tickles their fancy.

BB is supposed to be sedentary because people generally are mundane.

Bitchiamjay:
What’s the meaning of your moniker?

A type of cat I guess.