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Queenslander:
whoa,. You don't say
Haven't seen anything like that yet,.
I'm only half way through the series..

Sadly i wouldn't be surprised though,. After all..
Since time immemorial, men have been raping women.. ☹️

Women have been doing it too since time immemorial... but for shame.

KingAzubuike:
Thought this thing has been debunked severally. There is nothing like rainmaker or sending down rain. It's a simple scientific phenomenon. It's as simple as burning silver iodide which causes nucleation and acts as a surface conducive for condensation to occur which turns to precipitation.

So how many will they burn sir?

While I don't believe in 'rainmakers', your scientific logic too is not practical.

Say something else.

LadyExcellency:
Which Governor has been arrested by US police amid all Executive rascalism?

Except on corruption, no State Executive can be arrested anywhere in the word for trying alternative dispute resolution.

According to Nigerian Constitution, the Governor has a final say on land in the State with good reasons and payments of compensation. Moreover, this issue was done by past military regime.

So have you now said anything different from what the lawyer said?

Gmajor:
Lol
Are the music in all those movies you mentioned not in English?

And you ignored the Colombian flavour so you can send this reply?

Kaycee7:
And yet one of the most popular Hispanic musicians is Colombian.

That aside, Moana just had the one song where they spoke Samoan and that wasn't even most people's favorite. The rest were familiar Disney fanfare.
And also, I'm yet to see the wider audience show a lack of appreciation for Encanto's music.

Can't argue with your point.

To be clear, nobody's complaining about the Encanto music.

Just doing a bit of comparison.

Chibudollar:
The music wasn't all that, mid music everywhere. Moana had better music than Encanto

Thst just means Colombian music is not that appealing to a wider audience unlike Mexican and maybe Samoan.

Takes some of the appeal off the movie. Good story though.

dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?

Oga go and get her a touch-light phone of 5k.

Tell her to manage it till she can afford a proper phone.

That's how to train your women, and indeed your loved ones to avoid over-dependence and entitlement.

I know you will not listen though, since you want to prove yourself 'capable'.

We already know where this will end.

Don't Look Up 8/10

A cautionary tale.

A sober reflection on what we have become as a society.

myners007:
Can Somebody explain how did Mee his first wife died mysteriously?

Fibroid complications.

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dablaze10:
Good morning
how are you doing, how is family and work hope you are good,
I just finished my HND program, and Am supposed to be in NYSC camp now but I was exempt because of age, though it hurts me alot, because I have put my hope is it that atleast 33k for a year is something especially for someone like me, who only have God no helper from anywhere, I have to sit down and cry my ass out for good 2days but. I need to wake up and face the future since that hope of going for NYSC as been lost but when there is life there is hope, pls I just need your help all you can to help me, I don't want to stay idle because and idle hand is a devil workshop. and again those who go for service I don't want them to meet me where they put me. I graduated with Upper credit please do all you can.
thanks God bless you.
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wetdspace:
I am currently looking for a job.
Been at home for 2 years now.. even if it's a 100k per month job or lower, kindly refer me, please I no mind .
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ShaqFu:
I had a discussion with a friend about the movie. Can you imagine he wished things of today were like things of the past.

Dude said nowadays a woman can come out and accuse you of whatever, if you prove her accusation false, she goes away scud free. If you sue her people will start begging for her using her being a woman as an excuse and you being a man as the very reason why you should let her go.

According to him "those days, women don't go to war, women don't farm, women don't go to school, they don't work or even earn a living, al they do is birth babies and take care of them, how is today's woman different from the ones in the past".

Bro afraid catch me for the guy sha. No be even fear catch me.

He has a point even though not well articulated.

I fear your narration is colored by your own bias.

sthar:
My husband and I have not had the best relationship. The past two years has been really tough for us, we've had to struggle to make this marriage work. Although we have two kids, My husband talks down on me all the time.

He calls me an ordinary female, a useless creation and believes he owns me. He believes women should not have a freewill and are properties to their husbands. He calls himself my Alpha and omega. I sometimes wish he would hit Me rather than say all sorts to me.
Last week he started as usual. He called me names and Went on to talk about how he would teach me a lesson someday. I really don't know what came over me. I slapped him.

I s.wear it wasn't intentional, I didn't mean to hit him. I thought he would hit me back but he did not. It's been a whole week and he acts like nothing happened. He goes about playing with the kids , he greets me and makes sure we have food to eat too , but it is so unlike him.


My husband always reports to my parents. He tells them everything I do wrong and they always end up calling a meeting. But this time he's silent , he doesn't want sex too which Is so unlike him. I don't know what to do , I feel like he's planning to hurt me really big. I want to call my parents but everyone would blame me. How do I tell the world I slapped my husband?

Let me first applaud that man for the great restraint shown.

Women will always twist every situation to play the victim.

As your husband's advocate, let me tell the world what you are not telling us.

He is pushing you to be better but you call it verbal abuse.

You are overly dependent and unambitious which is a source of frustration for your husband.

You are quietly stubborn, a man's worst nightmare.

You refuse to learn and take corrections, why won't he talk!

And then you despise 'the messenger' instead of taking his 'message'.

This is typical of many women in marriages today.

Remember, it is easier to pull someone down than for them to pull you up.

Tale correction today, apologise to that man, and stop being so entitled, Princess!!!!!

FarahAideed:
So you are going to tax any transactions that occurs on a bank account? ... All Buahrist truly have low IQ like the bUhari

Oga, they will withdraw the value if you do not file your tax returns in a timely manner, that's how they run civilised societies.

Try and learn if you do not understand process.

Girltee1:
Hi, everyone.

I am supposed to go for medicals for a bank job. I do not take alcohol at all, but for some reason, I took red wine (12% alcohol content) last night and the test is supposed to take place today.

Please I would like to know if this would affect my chances.

Because alcohol is a banned substance?

Even if you get there drunk, it has no effect on your chances unless the doctor decides not to mind his business.

Mercychen:
Hi fam.

Something has been bothering me of late and leaving me emotionally and mentally stressed and drained for the past weeks and I'm cut between the devil and the deep blue sea.

There's this bro we're trying to see if we can work things out. though, I never really wanted anything relationship again or at least for now until I'm decided later in the future on what I really want for myself.

Before, I delve into the main discuss , let
me quickly highlight how it all started.

Some months back, My publisher came to deliver the books I ordered for. So while sorting the books, he just got teasing me like " Babes, na wa o. What's up with your romantic life now?. I've never seen you pulling with anyone. It's always work, biz Money money money I see you pursuing. Lol... I just told him, guy, free me abeg and I went on counting the books at the boot of his car.

He now walked up to me and said, on a more serious note, what is happening? So I told him it's a personal choice cos I dont have the strength for relationship brouhaha now. He agreed with me that truly its not easy and even as a married man, he too feels the heat but the good thing is, he married in the Lord. So I should choose wisely from among the brethren.

So he said, he has this family friend, an eligible bachelor, who wants a decent lady and I'm the one that comes to mind each time the guy mentions it because since he's be dealing with me, he can vouch that I'm a very honest, hard-working and decent lady. So he would want the bro to have me.
That was how I got to meet bro.

Now fastforward to the main reason of this post.
There was this particular day we tripped out to cool off and discuss about US. So we got talking and planning on how to build our home in a way that we will not be caught unawares with some setbacks and unplanned responsibilities. So the issue of children came up and I suggested we have only one, which he reluctantly accepted after much convincing. So we tried to look at ways we can maintain that decision and I suggested a vasectomy. citing the possibilities of health risks (as a result of mismatches ) and failures that might occur if the family planning is done on me but with vasectomy, no issues. He looked me in the eyes and said, "my darling" no!

I was dumbfounded.... And became a little worried because, if he has no plans of having more children, why would he kick against the idea of a vasectomy?

If we are going to be one and follow one course, why shying away from a plan that will benefit us as a couple and a family?


Could it be, he only agreed to have one with me and plans to have more else where?
Is vasectomy a life threatening condition?

I was still trying to wrap my head around his refusal, when he said, it will be done on you ( the family planning). That instant, I felt all alone, like im on my own. So I told him I needed to cool off, and he said feel free.
I left the tent and went to the waters prentending to be playing with the water. He came and dragged me out of the water. we strolled without a word and I asked him to take me home. He did.

He called when he got home. I was cold to him so, he promised to call again but since then Ive refused to pick his calls or reply his texts.

The big question is ..
WHY DID HE BLUNTLY REFUSE A VASECTOMY?

COULD HE HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES?

IS IT NOT BETTER TO OPT OUT NOW THAN PRETEND I DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE AND END UP IN REGRETS?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A MAN KICKS AGAINST VASECTOMY?

Vasectomy is basically irreversible.

God forbid you lose the child, your only child in future.

I think you are unreasonable.

I could say more of what I think of your reaction to his response but you will not like it.

Tokskob2008:
Saw this on FB and nostalgia kicked in........

What movie or movies comes to your mind when you see this old video cassette player?

For me it's Jackie Chan's POLICE STORY PT 1,2 and 3.

Share yours.

The Sound of Music

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Lalami3232:
I pity you as a man wey leave your spouse for 9ja and travel go abroad, you just be like person wey plant corn by the roadside . On no condition should you ever leave your spouse in 9ja, no ever try am atall because you don give free food to friends/community and street urchins. Even the woman wey you dey live with for house still dey carry another man pikin to give to you, talkless of say you leave her at the mercies of people. Women dey always claim say dem no like sex and fit control body, my dear na lie ooooo. Deep down, dem want their engines to be serviced regularly and greesed thoroughly .
Never make the mistake of leaving ur spouse for 9ja while you travel for long, I don warn you finish. Pu*sy no be like WhatsApp wey get "LAST SEEN", so u no fit know if dem dey cheat but 99.9999% of the time, one guy dey drill her oil on a regular basis.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again " The day I go mistakenly born girl pikin eeh, I go *********** "

Meanwhile, the man remains faithful over there, abi?

Chibudollar:
watched it yesterday, was around some of my guys Netflix things and immediately I put it on one guy just shouted The Rock was married to so so so in the movie. I was fuking angry killed the whole twist for me, I wonder how some people say they enjoy spoilers while watching movies.

And then you made it a duty to also spoil it for others......

PlayMaker14:
Dr. Daft, is wearing of faded clothes not part of poor fashion sense?

No it is not.

PlayMaker14:
Dear Perez99,


Has anyone come to your house or meet your father outside and mock him for having a poor fashion sense?

Now let's take a look at the Big Brother Naija Lockdown winner who goes by the name Laycon.... Do you know that thousands of online critiques have dragged him for his poor fashion style? But guess what? The young man is paying no attention to that because he is comfortable with what he puts on even if it makes him looks like a circus clown.

I for one love putting on Beret like Mercy Chinwo instead of hats or face cap, some miscreants have come to warn me about it, saying it is a fashion style to identify moroniic cultists, but I don't care.

Your father is comfortable with his style, and when you are comfortable, you are definitely happy. Let him be happy and you should concentrate on your shop.


Remain Everly Blessed.

He's talking faded clothing, you are talking fashion.

Stay on the topic.

Op, taake note of the very clothes he loves wearing and buy him the exact replicas. That's all.

Barrister026:
Smile

That will make me come off as been greedy, don't you think.
What will people think when they hear it.

"If him wife cook, na him dey go devide food from pot"


It's not mature

In your own house? Greedy?

I don't think you are serious.

If you are so bothered, then dish your food yourself.

Don't be that husband that keeps ordering madam about like a househelp.

PS: I generally open the pots for "second helping" in my own house. Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill.

NoSentiment:
(1) 99.9% of Muslims are peaceful and peace-loving.

(2) Less than 0.001% of Muslims are terrorists.

But how people (mostly those whose religion is allegedly "the religion of "love" use the evil actions of the (2) above to condemn (1) above is incredibly pathetic!

Hence, one wonders, where is "the love"?

It, definitely, is in the words of mouth and not actions! A bunch of hypocrites!

I think the data analysis we need to look at is that "0.001% Muslim terrorists" you mentioned.

In the "Terrorist Ecosystem" what % do "muslim terrorists" constitute?

To put this into context,

1. In a group of 10 terrorists, how many are muslims?

2. In 10 terrorist incidents, how many are perpetrated by Islamic Groups?

Let the conversation start from there.

No Time To Die - 8/10

"The function of man is to live,
not just exist.

I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.

I shall use my time."

Tonero5200:
We don't pray for that.

But this majorly my fears.

On the reception, I was a little bit unbalanced.


Because the picture was clear, that her father did almost everything. (Extra drinks, surplus food and the likes)
Everyone could tell, even my own people that came for me.

He is also your father now.

Emancipate yourself from the shackles of "scarcity mentality".

It is not a competition.

babyfaceafrica:
I would have preferred they set you with the money spent on the wedding. Wedding is just a day, why spending heavily when they know you aren't buoyant?

Poverty mentality.

Iyaebe:
Well, some people don't see any big deal in it but I as a person will stubbornly refuse such thing, I'll wait till you are ready and if my parents has to assist you then it shouldn't be beyond ordinary normal assistance expected from the bride's family. I will never allow my man to behave in a way that will make anyone ever look down on him,never.If he's still not boyant and we both want the marriage in a hurry then we will do a very low key wedding and he takes full charge and won't have to go above his capability.

Your first function as a wife, and you're all set to fail woefully.

Learn to READ THE ROOM before postulations.

Omode n se e.

Scottz:
I don suffer
So a whole late 20s years own man no 5 naira for account and I never chop since last night

Dem no gree call us for work
No wala o God
U sha de see

Abeg I need one person to spare me 1k make I chop o abeg ooo cos eyes don de turn me
Make I collect 900 for pos use am buy noodles take hold body before God go do am

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