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bukky1994:
na futo girl?

Imsu

bukky1994:
she no be pikin nah, but she suppose get small sense

Owerri girls. No dey get sense

bukky1994:
when u dey enter Lagos

This week but I go first reach port Harcourt


Nah the weréy girl be this


Abeg we are in our early twenty make you nah no call is pikin oo

bukky1994:
na so now I sabi that place, make your niggar no call that bitch again this one na black Sunday for una

Abeg read wetin that @sweetcoral dey cap

bukky1994:
na so now I sabi that place, make your niggar no call that bitch again this one na black Sunday for una

A sorrowful Saturday evening/ sunday

sweetcoral:
karma got your guys. if you haven't given your friend that nonsense advise to take a random girl to swim while his babe was there in front of him, her jealousy won't have been provoked to leave the bag to join her boyfriend in the swimming pool.

you boys need to grow up. what were you feeling like? who tells a friend to take a random girl while in presence of his babe? the insult and disrespect is too much. all cos of 12k una gather pay to swim?

you and your homies need to grow up seriously. physically abusing her is the hight of it! i pray that girl runs away from the relationship.

see foolish boys. extremely foolish.

Madam justice I greet you .

13k nah small money apart from the total of everything for the outing which she ruined the day.

My guys working phone?

Why she go talk say she know swim b4 come later enter?

Okay make my homie dey look us nah as we swim with our own babes or make him dey shine teeth dey one corner, you reason am nah?

Nah still bad thing him come still pay another 1k leave the other one follow him babe swim?

Which kind rubbish be that nah , childish thing she do.

She no give attendant phone make Dem help am hold am , she just put am for bag enter pool.

bukky1994:
so wetin dey happen now? Una don free the girl?

She dey her, my niggas know wan see am

Nah owerri eee happen rock view around that government house/area.

O dey enter lagos next week make I go chill with my oshodi/mafoluku peeps

From trenches to trenchee

bukky1994:
which kind matter be this, it is annoying and funny as well, what has the mgt of the hotel done?

Sympathy as usual, she supposed give one of the attendant make eee help us keep the phone or keep the bag in eyes reach

bukky1994:
her own phone nko?

E lost too but her's not expensive

Silentgroper:
Well. Females.. U heard d op.

Abeg increase the volume

frleopardo:
Aren't you and your guys stupid? You went to swim, paying for yourselves and girlfriends, and still came with your phones? When you saw the b!tch in the pool, why didn't you ask of your phone immediately? No offense but you all sound stupid.

Guy yyy , our mind no reach there nah

bukky1994:
Hmm two iPhones don go like that, which witch that girl carry sef?

Nah one eye me dey use look the bitch since

FatherBona:
Find your phones, it’s IPhone. You can trace, retrieve and recover them.


But for the ones who lost their lives in the massacre at Owo, Ondo state, their story ends there, in another chapter of senseless killings that has been a major feature of the PMB/APC administration




my condolences to their families






This country is finished!!!!!!

We on it bruh but it's switched off lately


My condolence to they , what a massacre

BoredBerry:
Smh... You and your friends are so uncool...

Slapping a girl? If she were a guy would your friends have done that?

I remember when I lost my ex-boyfriend's phone... Just after we had written our waec/neco... We still went to school to meet...

It was raining... We were one of ths few graduating students in the school... We met at a social science class upstairs... Kissed, just held eachother...

Some guys came in... Now, my ex looked very tough... Like no sane person would dare him or me...

But he was a gentle soul... Extremely mature... So when we found out that those guys who had come up to greet him had stole our phones, he tried to calm me down... I was mad af! Our phones were in my purse so I felt responsible for them...

He didn't blame me... Not once... Even laughed and told me to stay behind while he went to 'negotiate' with those petty thieves... They asked him to pay... He did... Yet they took his sim and memory cards...

He didn't take it personal... The screen was also broken... Mine was alright...

We just went to the CBT centre in the school... I felt bad... We sat really close... Listened to some songs... Just enjoyed the reminder of our time together...

His phone was really expensive...

I still love him! He was perfect! He was a taurus...

No one is perfect... The girl made a mistake... It could be rectified... Instead of taking it out on her, why not try to find a solution?

Being decent really ain't that hard

Crap as I come be cancer nnko me know believe in that zodiac kíní ko oooo , wó I go beat shege comot for her head thank God say no be my phone

So this Saturday June 4 ,I'll say the date .I and my friend/ homies decided to have some fun ,so what's fun without swimming and pulling up with your shawty/ banny.
So we were 12 , 6 male and 6 female and we shared the expenses equally , so this particular friend was to pay for our swimming which was 12k and I got to pay for all drink “9k not bad I got a fair deal least I ain't paying for edible".
So it was time for swimming we all enter the pool with our respective ladies except for one of my homie who's shawty/babe was acting saying she doesn't want to swim ,he tried convincing her but was abortive and he already paid 12k for all of us .
My homie gave her his iphone 12 to keep and my other homie dropped his iphone Xmas with her also ,she should hold it since she's not swimming . So we told our homie he should look for a random girl to swim with , telling her he will/already pay for her since he's bitch ain't swimming. during the conversation with the new girl, My homie bitch got jealous kept the phones in her bag and decided to swim and the girl he was talking with was in the pool already ,he had to pay additional 1k making it total of 13k.
After swimming till it was time to leave we couldn't find the phones in her bag again the iphone 12 and my other homie xsmas was stolen/gone. This how the conversation went.

My homies: babe where's my phone

Second homie: abeg where my phone dey

Bitch : babe I kept it in my bag I can't find it with mine either.

Second homie: me know wan hear this one wey my phone ,why I no kukuma give my babe self I carry am give you .

My homies: “ better hot slap " alaye wey my phone I know wan hear anything.

Bitch : started crying I can't find it I don't know where it is . I'm sorry

My homies : another “better hot slap" abeg find my phone me know hear anything.

Second homie: me be weréy I know wan hear anything .

My second homie wanting to beat her was stopped by us cause nah die if he touch am . make them no kill person pikin because ee dun too much after all commotion we left without seeing the phones. The bartender an
,The safeguard,the security hear the matter self them weak them no fit settle wetin sup that day .

Moral of the story : please ladies I beg of you let your yes be yes and your no be no abeg .

Prettygirl200:
And what's wrong with that??

Nothing shayó galó

Prettygirl200:
look at this woman beater!!! Why not go nd beat 35 year's out of your mother's life's span People dey talk u too wan still talk. Muteeewwww

Hiahh for my thread carry fight from thread 2 enter thread 8 ,wetin we go call this one

LadyTara:
So if she is like Carrie , I don't see any problem.

But then again,it boils down to you .

You've already watched the movie

Kollins11:
If them born you well just try me and see if you will not treat internal bleeding in the hospital.

I no get joy ooo. I go beat you to coma oo. Infact I will beat you to death just like Late. Osinachi... Infact late Osinachi deserves what she got.

Sango and Amadioha strike you and Late. Osinachi.

I no be gentleman at all oo.. I go beat you to death.

Hiahh for my thread carry fight from thread 2 enter thread 8 ,wetin we go call this one

obontami:
Kid, how old are you?

elderly I'm

Early twenties

DrDunamis:
She lacks maturity.
Grow her mind

Really insightful

Many many weréy wanlé

OgaSeun:
Try pass your jamb first

I wrote it long time ago

tradepunter:
IF your DKK is big enough you can stuff it into her mouth.... That should calm her down even when shes out

Nah , I got the regular dick ain't big

Another suggestion

Nufing

That first picture she get bald head we no fyn

Joshuadavidodog:
Iron sharpens iron. Use razor?

Wetin we go call this pic wey you upload

LadyTara:
At the end of the day only you can decide if you can cope with it or not. Traits are usually hard to change as compared to habits.

Anyway make I go download the movie.

I'll be waiting for your review

uchmann:
You have tolerated it. To her mind that means you permit it. If she doesn't do it in your presence it means she respects you. You need to show her that there are consequences for her behaviour - not by beating her up. Withdrawing access or some privileges will work. Some women are just sassy and need you to show them that you are strong and will not condone disrespect.

Me no permit am ooo

Normals she dey respect me for that aspect

Because you see person with one flaw no me say make you dash out , forget having many options , shey the lot of options no go get there own flaws or Dem go dey flawless

She's this kind of girl in the movie night school if you've watched it.

wjxavier:
It is naive to think you can change a woman.

If you can’t stand it, leave. Na even girlfriend. Not wife.

I don talk my own.

I ain't trynna anybody she doesn't have bad mouth not verbally abuse , but sharp mouth, like she know when to give you

If you've ever watched the movie night school you I'll understand what I'm saying.

LadyTara:
That one sef join. But then again sharp mouth and bad mouth are two different things

I guess I am the one who doesn't get the one the op is referring to.

Sharp mouth like she never run out of reply to give you


She's this kind of girl in the movie night school if you've watched it.

Born2Breed:
@bolded, seems you are encouraging her behaviour stylishly. Until you scold her publicly n privately then threaten to quit the relationship. She won't stop.

Do I , never thought of that.

KillerCrocodile:
Are you really a Cultist....... ?

,

Why would she carry that mindset if you are not a Cultist ...... ?

As for your girl.........Know that women are born to talk.

Every woman likes to talk.

If a woman is not talking, know that the Topic of discussion is not interesting to her.

Give a quiet woman an interesting topic and the talkative in her will rise like a phoenix from the ashes.

No she get this kind mindset like she dey date Thomas Shelby from peaky blinders or klaus mikealson from the originals.

Her character is like this lady from the movie “ night school if you've watched it she got a sharp mouth.