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Oatmeal

I'm a fan of golden morn but it seem to bored me lately. So I switched to oat meal and I'm really loving it ,but it consumes time than cornflakes and golden morn.
So which your best?
Health benefits?
Why loved / preferred it ?

Here wey be vuwulence from principalities and powers

Them be one advice person give me wey I hold dearly I save am for my phone

I

Have come to the conclusion that I don't understand shit

Wetin concern, my mama teach me how to mind my business

I know niggas act like they with it, but they bitches on the low.

OMG
Faith : this one turn me chimpanzee wey dey shine teeth , I no spend Sha, but I over spend emotional anytime I dey around depending on how the hotspot strong I go just dey slowpoke upandan that I'll be ss2 to ss3

Amaka: she made understand that song by Bruno Mars “ but darling I still catch a grenade for you" . anyway she marry military man is God not wonderful.

Amaka : omo this other amaka made me understand the music by Micheal Jackson
Who is it “. I put this song on repeat everyday.

Bianca: this one ehhh made me understand the music by Weeknd “Earned it " fifty shades of grey, not only that music she made me understand dirty Diana , give into me and invisible by Micheal Jackson, sauce and bad by xxxtentacion.

Omowunmi: when them say fear Yoruba demons I think say nah joke. This girl made me run mad like so f***ked up ,like I can literally wake up in the middle of the night and start swearing and crying inside me , she play me manipulative game like mad .sotey my homies pity me,song associated with her are.
Touble by sarzs ft world, hear me calling ,all girls are the same , lucid dream,robbery and a whole lots of juice songs.

Aisha : nah her stage I start to grow sense ,song associated with her nah
Girlfriend by juice world
Remind me of you by juice world


Now Dem thotiana dey pay for wetin Dem do me. Weirdo hoes by lil Durk

jobportng:
so guys i created this thread https://www.nairaland.com/7141069/product-last-long-bed i got several advice, but i decided to order for cupid tea , which some people recommended , my partner almost fainted! first time in my life, a girl told me to stop, i couldn't cuum, after the second round she told me she was hurt i should go and masturbate that she can't anymore! when she left i had to use my soap and it was really had for me to finally cum, through out the day i was just getting turned on by little things , omo is all i have to say!

Abeg no vex the cupid tea

How much?

Shey you go boil hot water do am with milk and chocolate?

Nkechi you dun die today

InfinityFabric:
Na one guy go marry this girl, and still think he's getting a good deal.
She didn't even get Indomie or Shawarma.

Indomie or shawarma for who?

BoredBerry:
Lol... I wasn't judging... Maybe you did it for that length of time...

Shouldn't gave ghosted her... She gave you something... Didn't she?

Tarhhhh owerri shawarma girls , nah only Panadol she bring come for me when I dey sick eee vex me that day but I lock up. she's only in for the cash so you gat lay her off ,cause if you one day enter crises she still leave ,why not leave her first like sometimes shock them small

Like if she was a good bitch I would have sent her to law school cause I might need her.

BoredBerry:
Oh...

I hope you felt good... You lied... Then ghosted her after fu**ing her for 45mins...

Surprised you lasted that long...

True 45min eee to much ,I know check time wetin I know self.


But I ghost her papa true talk , I know dey like person make eee dey billing me without reciprocating

BoredBerry:
Your name is dominion?

What's the point of this thread?

Know as dominion nickname

Konji dey hold me ooo : going six months no kpekus

I dun miss my Arizona and loud

If Dem lik make call off we no concern imsu dun show me shege

bukky1994:
You're finished

I posted the continuation.

We on Laying the bed

She : baby there's this clothes I saw I want you to get for me

Me : jejely just face the other side

She: baby nah .

Me : take transport ,be going nah you want to deliver medicine to someone

She : yes , talk nah and you must see me off .

Me : no nah babe,I'm tired

She :yes I you muse escort me ,nah me send you message make you f**k.

Me :babe tell my other roommate to see you off nah or take money for transport.

She: you must escort me yourself and don't forget the clothes I want to show you nah baby.

Me : okay I'll escort you a little distance

She : okay ,but I want to show you the clothes.

Me : okay no problem.

After that day I didn't contact her again I just ghosted her ended up not getting her clothes too.

Have you ever tell a lady let me put only the cap ,well this is the Convo between me and her.

Me : ahhhh this one you came around today what happened ?

She : I went to the drugstore to get medicine for a male friend in my hostel he's feeling sick, then I decided to call at my boyfriend place.

Me : okay oooo ,so what did you bring for me?

She : Nothing?

“ strong konji started holding a nigga "Being all touchy/flirting with each other ?

Me: baby the last time you came you did not all me to touch you nah .

She : I was on my period that day ,that why.

Me : baby I want to f**k nah

She : no

Me : baby why nah, the last time you did not let me do anything.

She : I told you before I was on my period , I'm already going someone sick is waiting for me.

Me : oyah nah let me just rub only the cap ,you will start going .

She : no , dominion I'm going I'll -ready

Me : oyha nah let me aza you small

She : what did you take me for .
“Staring angrily at me ".

Me : baby I just want to spoil you small nah ,shey nah bahd thing to spoil my baby.

She : no.

Note: I didn't give her any money or transfer anything

Me : oyha nah let me put only the cap ,shebi you want to get someone medicine.

She : okay only the cap ohh dominion.

After taking her clothes off , I used my prick cap rub am small ,omo me put prick inside asap banging for 45min straight up with better sweating .

She: dominion I'm late , why are you always Cummings inside me.

We entered the bathroom to clean up.

Conji dey hold me

Datboredberri:


Lol... No wonder Fernandez said you write cute...

You're not gay... Fine!

But I'm sure there are many gay yahoo boys...

I run the shit local , you hit it once you japa

I got a handful of money from him but I can't stay long it dangerous know how this games go

Dine with the devil with a long spoon but don't take too long it risky he's very cunning.

AFvckingAlpha:
OP just cooking crap in his head

This shit is definitely bogus if you know you know

OP just chasing unnecessary clout

I said what I said

Niggas tryna down me who I grew up with
Bitches tryna down me, bitch, don't do that shit
Just don't play with me, 'cause they gon' kill no matter who you with

Cashio:
who else noticed that OP sounds gayish

Okay check my previous post/ thread

KingDash:
Chief give me him number very fast, bros no fall my hand na Abuja the guy Dey?

Owerri business tycoon around that government house

Datboredberri:
Olosho vibes...

The only thing keeping most Nigerian guys from having sex with rich men is their lack of a vagina...

Give them a second hole and they would hawk shamelessly...

You ain't far from the truth though, that for sure.

You don't expect a bahd guy to be a good girl if he is a girl.

Or a bad girl to be good girl if she is a boy.

So as nigga from the blocks ,if I was a girl you guessed right ,but with sense and cautious no be like unah

Datboredberri:
Lemme tell you a secret... Being with a gay man, you mustn't be the bottom...

*wink...

So your butthole is safe and you can still fu** those rich nig**s and earn some dough...

Gigolo

I'll pass I'm not gay sis lemme just say I did they real life yahoo ,you grab.

I already got bitches who I fu***ked and they got name but I can't brag

Datboredberri:
Olosho vibes...

The only thing keeping most Nigerian guys from having sex with rich men is their lack of a vagina...

Give them a second hole and they would hawk shamelessly...

Many many weréy wanlé

Choilila:
Story too long to read.

Okay

Jumbojnr:
Shits like that are rampant but on a low key level, I experienced same shit while schooling at Owerri

Guy if for I say I be girl nah different story

If you liked to hear about my roommate experience five Shares I'll start

Aye!
This Sh!t real, You Hear Me?
Everything I Say In This Mother-Fu*ker All real
This Sh!t real
Just In Case The Gays Listening


I'm no gay , I'm attracted to only females ,I'm a fucker ,I make freak hoes bite the pillow , I do have a feminine face,smile and really dark eyebrows that what they do tell me .I'm a real stoner and not an addict so I'm more of the street with a future.
Schooling in owerri/imsu , there's was a particular time period I was so broke as hell , like I had nothing on me ,if I was girl at the period I would have gone into hookup or olosho business, so I did some petty and risky jobs just to feed and also sort my school needs till I'll get help from parent or when they send me money.
So I met this particular learned rich gay tycoon , we'd did talk bout politics our first meeting, I didn't know he was gay at that time, I thought he was the regular normal man, he invited me many and lots of places like the supermarket, chicken republic ,cold stone you can name it ,he really did spoil me with money ,I thought it was the normal bro shit I was really enjoying myself ” I'll say I was playing a gold digger role and being manipulative like a female but I didn't know ” .I went into female gold digger mode on him not knowing.
He invited me to club /event in his place that I should come over he loves to show me around , this a kind of man that has fleet of cars ,houses and lands, so I agreed to follow him to the propose event ,“ who know like better thing ma shayó galó if you see nkechi tell am say I dey beer parlor", like that just the mood in me. So after the event it was really late so I decided to crash in his place and this man lived alone in his big mansion not married, then my instincts started telling I fu***ked up, in his place he made me feel like lady and started giving me hint movement and words that he was attracted me being to touchy and it got me pissed but I didn't show it ,in my mind I'm “OMG they have finally gotten me naso I take go this man nah gay ohhh him fit dey aggressive" lot of shit running through head , I slept in his room wanting to use the floor he said I can share his bed with him , I couldn't sleep that night I was awake all through , he being touchy and me creating distance between the both us ,like if the man should try anything I'll kitchen knife him carry him documents run .
The next morning we drove back to my street ,not wanting him to know where I stay gave me closely 30k while dropping me off. He said we should meet again I didn't fall for it this time , he messaged me on WhatsApp calling me “my love" he can't do without me blah blah and I blocked him ,yes I blocked him no be me Dem go tear my Yash ,if I was a girl wish I'm not I would have use pussy and lock the nigga.
Have had two other gays encounters they really did spend on me but this just one of e'm . Like this shit irritates me sometime you won't know they are gays until later that start exhibiting the character. I'd loved the government to put a punishment on them this act is not welcomed in Nigeria