₦airaland Forum

frbona:
[s][/s] calm your fears bro
Not all girls are like your sisters

. And not all women are like his mother who couldn't bring up a decent child

Chelsea82:
Here is a viral video footage showing where people pay N50 each for them be cross including Soldiers.

In the video people can be seen lining up and waiting for their turn for them to be cross to the other way due to heavy flood on the road.

Including soldiers where seen in the queue waiting for them to be crossed too.

Watch The Video Here..https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/06/see-where-people-pay-n50-each-to-cross.html?m=1

. I call it youth empowerment

eyeview:
Travel and reside there let's see. Don't bother with the east. Move to the north let's see. Take advantage of their accommodating spirit too

. Well if you must know I'm a traveller, I've lived in Benin, warri, Niger, Abuja, Kaduna , as a matter of fact I still have an apartment in barikallahu, Kaduna state even though I'm now in Ghana. So you see I really don't need to come to your village to prove anything because what I need isn't there, with due respect of course

Kingpunter:
Former Big Brother Nigeria contestant, Vanessa Williams, aka Vandora, has said that it is only proper for her boyfriend to seek her approval before they have sex, regardless of the fact that they are in a relationship or have been intimate before.

Recall that while in BBN, Vandora had stated that her ex-boyfriend raped her repeatedly by having sex with her while she was asleep and without her consent.

In a recent interview, she stated, “When I made that comment about my ex in the house, rape had just been ‘redefined’ and based on what we were told, I believed that what my former partner did could be termed as rape.

It was actually a long time ago that I dated the person in question and the relationship had ended as of the time I made that comment. As a matter of fact, I’ve been in my present relationship for over five years. However, at that time, I didn’t really know the gravity of what I said.



“But it doesn’t matter that we were in a relationship; what the guy did was actually rape. If anybody is taking you against your will, it is rape, whether you’re in a relationship or not.

My partner has to seek permission before we get intimate because I may not want to at that time. It doesn’t count even if we had been intimate before then. Rape is actually a big deal, and so far sex is not consensual, it is wrong.”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/my-boyfriend-must-get-my-permission-before-we-have-sex-vandora/amp/

. Your boyfriends, your sex, your permission, your problems.

eyeview:
So all the Yorubas have what they need and all the hausa/fulani have what they need and yet South East has lowest poverty index among the 6 geopolitical zones from last year's report?

Oh so it's no more about being an accomodating host but about having no need to invest outside. Note that Hausas like igbos trade in the west, so they draw wealth from it but igbos are the ones that makes the place better by settling and building while the other ensures his whole proceeds goes back to the north.

Whether you accept it or play the ostrich, it's only igbos that see the whole nation as home while others view anywhere outside their tribe with suspicion

. You see the whole nation as home and yet you never say anything good about the people that accommodates you? And for your information because someone did not travel to your village doesn't mean that he never traveled

StUdY1:
Good morning nairalanders

Plz I really need ur advice,i opened a thread last year whether to focus on my skill or continue with education where I got different response to continue with education but now I'm thinking in a different way.
My skill is still there which i'm unable to use here in school, but I found out another source of income(which is LEGIT) but this source clashes with my time table in school

I have to be online from 1:00pm-11:00pm (which is 7:00am-5:00pm over there but sometimes I might jst be online for 3-4hrs and still make better stuffs and jst log out ) to be able to a meet up with things.

I did this last month not up to two weeks and I'm able to make more than 100,000 which i'm very happy
So my main concern now is that is it advisable for me to leave school and focus more on this stuff I'm doing (I'm in 100l and we are in our second semester and lecture started last week which handicapped me from doing this work)

Because it is very impossible for me to be in the lecture hall and be running this stuff because i'm already concluding that I shd jst leave this sch and go rent a small apartment and continue this work I'm doing
So Plss ADVICE is urgently needed for me to know the path to follow so as not to regret later

. Bros, go and make money, education can wait opportunities won't!

eyeview:
One yoruba professor made this same fallacious assumption you did and I asked him, "If the hosts are the ones being accommodating, why are Yorubas not taking advantage of the Hausas accommodating spirit to build, invest and live in the north like igbos? Why are the Hausas not taking advantage of the Yoruba hospitality to invest and build their houses in Yoruba land like igbos?"
The man stood for some seconds and changed the subject

. If I have what I need in my place, should I pack my bag and move to aba or Onitsha to go and search for that same thing?

Mutteeme:
Former First Lady, Patience Jonathan, steps out in style for a child dedication event in Portharcourt.

https://all-gists..com/2019/06/jonathan-wife-patience-steps-out-in-style-for-a-child-dedication-event-photos.html

. Na only she waka come?

franchasng:
when we built some houses (mini estate kind of) in my village, it was a Yoruba contractor contracted from Lagos that handled all the job.

He was so loved in my whole community that so many families brought him food, etc. For the 2yrs he spent on that project, he was showered with love, he even got other jobs from neighboring families who saw his work during Xmas celebration, so he spent over 5 years in my village and was treated like a king with his boys he brought from Lagos and Ogun.

I later learnt an influential man from a neighboring community offered him a job at the state capital, he refused and said he can't live outside Lagos.

Today he lives at Otta in Ogun state, I don't know much about him now but the last time he called me, he was telling me not to forget him if any construction job comes out, I said OK.

My point, Yorubas are too cowardly, prideful and it makes it difficult for them to humble themselves and mix up outside Yoruba cities and make money. They are always feeling hunted in Igbo land like someone wants to murder them even when there is no evidence of such threat.

If Kola was an Igbo guy, he wouldn't leave my community, he would take good advantage of that entrance into Igbo land and make himself a major contractor, and own his own mansions in Igbo land, but a Yoruba man will rather die than invest in Igbo land.

On the other hand, Igbos are fearless, they fear nothing! They go to the most scary tribes and survive and live with them.

Thousands of Igbos have been killed in Kano, Kaduna, Jos, Adamawa, etc but still, Igbos own majority of the businesses and investments in Kano, Kaduna, etc after Hausa-Fulanis.

It takes braveness to conquer in business, don't expect things to be easy for you anywhere in the world.

To become successful and break records, you must leave your comfort zone!

. There you go again, using the action of one single man as a yardstick to judge an entire tribe. You even went ahead and called them coward, because that's how you see them and that is exactly the reason kola could not stay in your "brave men's village"

cheerfulpraise:
Senate President Bukola Saraki has directed the National Assembly Management to distribute his severance allowance to the families of Leah Sharibu and two other aid workers killed by Boko Haram terrorists.

He also instructed children of late Senators in need of financial assistance should benefit from the allowance.

In a statement by his Special Adviser (Media and Publicity), Yusuph Olaniyonu, Saraki stated the families of Hussaini Ahmed Khoisan and Hauwa Liman, the two murdered aid workers by Boko Haram should also be included.

In the case of the late senators’ children, Saraki directed a Trust Fund should be established by management of the National Assembly for those who may require financial assistance in furtherance of their education.



He stated that his decision to use the severance package to support the selected victims of the insurgency was based on the fact that their cases represented some of the most touching humanitarian issues debated at the plenary during the four-years of the Eighth Senate and on which his colleagues and himself made emotional and passionate speeches.

According to him, 20 percent of the severance allowance is to be donated to the family of Leah Sharibu while 20 percent is also to be paid to the family of Hauwa Liman, the aid worker brutally murdered by Boko Haram after she was captured.

Another 20 percent is to be donated to the family of the second aid worker, Hussaini Ahmed Khoisan, also murdered in the same circumstance by Boko Haram.

Source:

https://thenationonlineng.net/saraki-donates-severance-allowance-to-leah-sharibus-family-others/

. Good morning to you too Mr Saraki, na now your day break

[quote author=dedonfranco post=79168823]Every news about sport is all about CR7. Yeah because CR7 is the sport

franchasng:
Hmmm, why is it that almost all successful and famous men from all Nigerian tribes are married to Igbo ladies, why

Seems Igbo ladies bring good luck and success to their hubbies, hmmmm


Meanwhile, this just reminded me of one famous Bini (Edo) man, who said on a national TV broadcast some years ago, and I quote his words:

Igbos are the only people that love Nigeria and unite Nigeria freely and genuinely.

Igbos are the only Nigerian tribe you can find in all parts of Nigeria living and doing business peacefully and not just living there in tents or makeshift houses, but they invest heavily in any state of Nigeria they live.

They employ people of the state they live. They build mansions wherever they live. They invest wherever they live without prejudice, yet we other Nigerians treat them with hatred, it is very unfair to humanity!

The man continued...

I am not Igbo man, I am Bini by tribe but I must say the truth!

Fulanis go to all parts of Nigeria too but do they invest in the communities they go to NO! Why They are wicked, they are tribalistic and very selfish, they hate civilisation and mixing up, plus they know they are troublemakers so they prefer to live in the thick forests in temporary tents waiting to run after they cause trouble to their host communities!

....and he concluded by asking a very vital question that goes like this:

How many Yorubas or Hausas own houses, investments, hotels, industries, schools, shops, etc in Igbo states or outside their Yoruba or Hausa-Fulani states I can tell you none or maybe the few super rich ones, and why is it so It is simply because they are cunning, they are tribalistic and very selfish, they always think Igbos or other tribes will take over their investments and properties if there is any national political disagreement just as they do to Igbos. Honestly Igbos have been through a lot in Nigeria, they have been hated, nameshamed, marginalized, killed severally yet they maintain liberal mind, travel to all Nigerian states, invest in all Nigerian states, marry from all Nigerian tribes yet we hate and treat them unfairly

And in his final remarks, he said:

Igbos are the thread holding Nigeria's unity. They are the bridge that connect all Nigerian states and tribes. Igbos travel freely to all Nigerian states and live there and marry from there and invest heavily in their host states and communities yet Yoruba and Hausa-Fulanis hate this amazing tribe, believe me, there is something special about the Igbos that we other Nigerians are hiding

. Oga think before you talk, Igbos are able to live and successfully do business in other people's land because the host are friendly and accommodating, the same cannot be said about the Igbos. Instead of you praising your kinsmen for having businesses in other regions, you should praise their host for being peaceful and not discrimination

Talk is cheap

oluchisimfred:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/333917-police-sss-reportedly-mount-siege-outside-ait-as-station-reopens.html

. And you don't have a single picture to back up your claims Mr senior journalist?

ELVISHOT:
Top Nollywooed Actress Regina Daniels Nwoko spotted swimming with her step Daughter's in her husband multi-million naira swimming pool.

The Actress who recently got married to her heart robber and billionaire Ned Nwoko was seen enjoying with her step daughter's and her best friend.

The Actress who has been on the spot line can be seen enjoying her moment with the kids, it seems the Actress is really getting along with the kids.

Watch The Video Here..https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/05/regina-daniels-spotted-swimming-with.html?m=1

L

. No be only heart robber na heart kidnapper

damton:
Best of luck.


You are angry that you are getting fatter?
When you were busy shouting "THIS IS MY
YEAR OF EXPANSION!!"
You didn't know abi??.
2. A girl born near a door is called Doris
They won't teach you this in school, so tell
me "Thank you!"
3. # LADIES !, When dating a handsome guy,
you have to comment on his pics like "Baby
where did you put the charger ?"
Just to mark your territory.
4. Somewhere in Nigeria, a girl is smelling
her bra to see if she can still wear it after
3days_*
# IbadanGirlsEhn ....
Aunty well done!
5. Nowadays, side chicks have no respect
and fear... They even send regards to the
wife and kids
6. Dad : I noticed you now call me "Dad"
instead of "Papa"...
Daughter : That's because calling you "Papa"
spoils my lipstick
7. Lady 1 : My husband swallowed
paracetamol by mistake, what do I do ?
Lady 2 : Give him headache na... Why waste
the medicine?? # Women_Ehn ??
8. While struggling to find a partner, another
person is in 3 different stable relationships!!
Some people are gifted, I swear!
9. Satisfying a woman is not easy! You will
go and rob a bank and she will ask you why
you robbed Diamond bank instead of Zenith
bank
10. Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother
or father won't ask her where she got it
from!!
But if you give her ordinary belle, just small
belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles
and aunties, witches and even her ancestors
will come looking for you... Is this fair?
11. I look at some people sometimes and
ask myself "Who dey kiss this one sef?"
# MyMouthWillNotKillMeOoooo
12. A girl asked me if Liverpool is a series. I
asked her why & she replied "Cos their fans
are always waiting for next season"
13. Have you ever looked so good, that you
don't want to go home yet, because enough
people haven't seen you??
14. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell
him straight forward. Which one is "I don't
know if I can come again oooo, my father is
angry with my mother "
15. I saw a guy today drinking beer at 6:30
am.
I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be
drinking ?"
He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do
throats open?"
I just walked away
Now minding my own business
16. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION:
Husband: Sorry, I slept with a lot of
prostitutes.
Wife: I said it!!! Your face looks familiar.
Husband fainted
17. On my wedding day, I will call names
when sharing rice. If you don't hear your
name, you will have to tell us who invited
you!
18. You will never see African parents
kissing, hugging or in any form of
romance... But Boom! 11 children... How
come?
19. 40 different pictures, one cloth .
Bros, no vex o, you be merlin?
20. I was just wondering why the GROOM
sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT...
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING
principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on
the left..
21. Gone are the days when we break up
and delete our numbers... Now, we will just
be observing ourselves on whatsapp and
Facebook status to see who is surviving..
22. People that were owing Lazarus, I
wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him
up from death...
23. That moment when you look horrible in
a group photo and the person who looks
good refuses to delete it.
24.
To my future kids:
I'm not the one delaying you guys from
coming into this beautiful world, Its your
mum who is still busy dating other people's
husband and giving them your milk. I hope
they don't finish our milk.
25. Some Girls are really poor in romance.
You hit her with a pillow, Boom! She's
chasing you with a knife
26. One thing I've discovered is that as you
grow older, you begin to steal meat from
your Mother's pot with more Confidence.
27. Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian
travelling abroad for the first time.
The fear of Village people is d Beginning of
survival
28. Whether na dem dey rush you,or na you
dey rush dem, don't rush into someone's
relationship or marriage else dem go rush
you go hospital
29. Facebook should try showing us people
you may avoid* not only people you may
know.... Biko
30. If every mother is the Best Mum in the
world, then whose mother goes around at
night bewitching people and pressing
necks??
# I_Wonder_Ooooo ...
31. Shout out to those people that change
the water in garri 2 times before taking it,
hope you wash the one you use in making
Eba?
32. Continue doing "Fat is Bae"
Continue ooo...
Don't go and lose weight...
Until they use bangles to propose to you

. Nice

doctore212:
I dreamt that Bobrisky proposed to me last night. Please should I be worried.

. Be happy

junkiesneverdie:
Wait a minute let me get this straight so you knew she's being cheating on your black ass! and you waited until the wedding day to call it a quit!..guy you be Mugu

. Real mugu

It doesn't matter where I'm from but if you must know I'm a Nigerian living in Ghana and people like you makes life difficult for us because of your careless utterances

windhunter:
Am a NYSC batch B, stream 1, 2018 corp member.

I was in NYSC permanent orientation camp Mangu, Plateau State for NYSC orientation exercise. After eating launch that was served in camp on the 12-August-2018 I started having severe heartburn, painful urination, abdominal discomfort and also felt like fainting. I took plenty of water that day and went to bed. I woke up the next day which was the day of the camp closing ceremony feeling much worse so I rushed to the camp clinic. I was given ciprofloxacin and metronidazole tablets by a doctor who was a corp member. No lab test was done to ascertain the cause of my problem. I took the tablets but didn't feel better.

As time went on my situation got worse and I struggled to walk so I decided to leave the camp and find a medical facility outside where I could receive proper treatment. When I got to the gate of the camp I was stopped by a police man. He told me I was not allowed to leave the camp until the closing ceremony was over. I told him about my health issue and that I wanted to find a medical facility outside the camp where I could get proper treatment but he still refused to let me leave and insisted that I should use the camp clinic instead. I went back to the camp clinic and there I was given an injection on the right thigh by a doctor who was a corp member.

In the previous days in camp I applied for relocation. It was not granted so I went to pursue the matter. I returned to the camp clinic later to complain that my situation was not improving but I was Ignored. I sat in the consulting room and waited but the doctors acted as if no body was sitting there. I didn't even collect my posting letter that day because I was busy pursuing my health issue. I returned home (to Abuja) that day.

Two weeks later I started having severe burning pain in the leg that was injected. The leg felt very cold but was not cold to the touch. Immediately the pain started I knew it was the injection I received at the NYSC camp that caused it. The pain is very severe in the foot and also in the thigh that was injected. The burning pain has subsequently spread to all parts of my body. I feel it all over my head and my face and its causing me constant headache. The burning pain is the type you have after very hot water pours on your skin. I also have tingling (sensation of being stabbed with pins and needles) in my hands and right foot. My right leg has become very tender to the touch making walking, sitting, and lying with the leg touching a surface very painful.

Recently my right foot has started to go numb on one side. Whenever the pain is very severe I start thinking of ways to take my life. I have been to different hospitals and also took medication but no improvement. The pain is only worsening. I wish for death everyday but death is not coming. I have informed the NYSC Zonal inspector and also LGI (Local Government Inspector) in my place of primary assignment about my situation and also discussed with my LGI in January 2019 about them summoning the corp member doctors who were with us in camp so I could identify the one who injected me and get information about what he injected me but he told me that it will be difficult or almost impossible to do that. I don't know what to do now.

Before all this happened I was planning to venture into business full time. These days I can't even concentrate when performing activities such a studying, thinking, and reflecting because of pain and constant headache. Am i pain 24/7. The best I do when the pain is at peak is manage to sleep. I have lost interest in everything including life. Has any one reading this been in a similar situation or know what I can do now to get out of this situation. I'd like to get your inputs..
Death looks more attractive to me everyday. It seems like the best option available now. I never knew all my dreams and aspirations would be shattered by just one injection shot.

Waiting for your replies.

Thanks.

. Sorry for your pains but it's not enough to pray for death

Charelsz:
She looks disgusting. But why are Ghana women ugly.?

. Get sense!

morikee:
+Come to think of this+
In Nigeria there is no light in NEPA office.

People doing Glo sim registration uses MTN modem.

Startimes boss uses DSTV in his house.

University VC kids are in abroad.

Our president uses foreign hospital
That's not all,

Some Pastors have Alfas working for them; some Alfas are actually babalawo who can read Quran ��

Chairman of Okada Riders Association drives the latest jeep

NEPA Offices gives out Generators as Prizes to their best staff and Customers.

. Say no more, it's a hopeless situation. A nation going backward with full speed, what a shame

MaziOmenuko:
He stood up to Jonathan against the looting going on; he stood up against his governor against the bribery captured on camera; he is a great man, a man that stands up against the ills of the society no matter who is commiting the crime. What do you stand for?

. Ask him

Zombiekiller010:
Help me thank God, i traveled to Ogun state for the first time and am back to the state i reside with my skull intact.

. Well, don't rejoice just yet because as it seems, I strongly believe that your brain is already missing.

bentwood85:
ÀFÔÑJA are blood tasty mongers..

. Afonja giving your generations sleepless nights since time immemorial

loyedammy:
there is noting like a peaceful protest.....it won't work in nigeria, the government will still kill and imprison somepersons if they like.
the government will only take it serious when we throw rocks, montilovos, pull down idolized statues of themselves, create bon fire, sing war songs. then the foregin media and d government will take it serious, at the cost of few peoples lives though. contact me wen u r ready.

a new revolution

. I'm in!

okerekeikpo:
Leave Afonjas alone let them fight to death

. Just the way Asari the master is fighting with cownu his slave, right?

NgeneUkwenu:
Good! If you didn't like it, relocate to Ochanja Market and leave us alone..

Itesiwaju Ekoo!!!

. Simple!

Cumtroller:
Afonja and Mouth Odour are 5 and 6. Reminds of Iya Sikiratu. Mama get smelly mouth, her pikin na stinking Kpekus.

Dirty Beings

. Congrats, you've seen it all. Tribalistic fool

cr7lomo:
How can u call someone that is in one league and has refused to leave the greatest...u think it's easy to shine in another league...when Rivaldo left Barca, he joined Milan, and that was when Milan was Milan but he flopped ... when kaka left Milan , he joined Madrid and he flopped , when figo left the Spanish league and joined the Italian league, he flopped...when Beckham left man u and joined Madrid he dint live up to expectation... When ronaldinho left Barca for Milan , he flopped.... Bale is turning to a disaster in Spain unlike in England...di Maria was a waste in England... Sebastian veron was a disaster when he left Italy for England, so as shevchenko... So u can't guarantee that messi will excel in another league , messi can't excel in the national team ... Messi in the WC has only scored teams like Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria( half of his WC goals) ....but Ronaldo has excelled in 3diff league and has turned top scorer for these teams for over a decade

. FACT

No they cannot, we're their nightmares!!!

Abeg let him go, his presence is more useless and lifeless