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Amotekun777:
Which visa, abeg? Togo, Burkina Faso ba?

And why you still dey 9ja dey suffer?

Chai some people can mumu ooo , see how this lowlife just they type nonsense
Which proof do you have to show that I'm in Nigeria
That's why poor men will always be poor because they always live on negativity, asshole

SweetCunt97:
E sweet E sweet, upload, update and una no fit send the writer airtime shey

I tire for them ooo

Episode 6

I just reach house , i don high
I high pieces but I just they use (ako na uche)
When I got to my door , I heard a loud laugh and I noticed it was a kinda laugh compromising of two people
I come they wonder say , hope this babe never carry man come my room oo else I go kii person today

I just chill to listen well (eavesdrop)

Babe: honestly

Next girl: I have never experienced such a thing , I only watch it on porn sites only , my ex nuts so quick and never makes me cum

Babe: I gave him 300k today to change his wardrobe and he's yet to be back , maybe he's busy shopping

Next babe: 300k to change his wardrobe? That's little , or is it just boxers he wants to buy ?

Babe: he didn't ask for more else I would've given him

Next babe: if I had a guy that's so good in bed I'll spoil him with everything including money , in fact so much goodies , I'll worship the ground he walks on

Babe: hmmm meaning what ? Don't come and snatch my man from me oo

Next babe: (laughs) then he shouldn't even say hi cuz I'll surely want to have a taste of his goody bag

Ehn?? They say what??
I go downstairs straight

I light my cigar , they think what next to do
Which means them Don turn me to Bleep boy be that oo
Bleep and receive money , wow good job , i go enjoy and them go still pay me , chai rich men children Sha

I went to the bet9ja shop , I called the owner of the shop and told him that i wanna participate in the wooing of the rude rich girl
He laughed

Bet9ja : guy you funny oo
Yahoo guys wey get money toast her she no gree , she wash them off , na you she go come gree for abi ?

Me: forget story , I wan run am

Bet9ja : ok wait make I inform the guy wey place the betting

Me: wait I wan ask question

Bet9ja , i dey hear you

Me: why the guy get mind out that kind money for the girl head ?
And which prove una want make I show una say I don get the babe?

Bet9ja : na because no girl don ever turn am down before , that girl naim be the first girl go turn am down , because he get money and the girl get money, and the girl boast say nobody for this street be her class

Me: ok na , anyhow Sha

Bet9ja : once you carry the girl pass this street on foot , and also kiss her in front of this betshop , the money is yours, the money they my possession

Me: ok no wahala

Bet9ja: ok wait make I tell the guys involved

He left
Within 3mins the guys showed up and it was obvious that it was funny to them because it's me
They never expected someone like me to contest because they know I'm very shy

One of them just top up the bet , he said as long as it's me , he'll add an extra 50k to make it a total of 750k

They asked me to give them time , I said I'm good with just two weeks that I'll even show them pictures of me and her on bed in just two weeks

The bet9ja man just shouted , (iro ni) you're lieing
in fact I will contribute to the money , my own bet is not if you will get her or not ooo , my own is that you can't do it in two weeks
Wetin u want to impress person wey get money pass you ?

I was just looking at them while they rant , the bet9ja guy added 50k , making it 800k

My head swell up because of the assurance wey I get , due to the conversation I heard
I left them and we all agreed to the bet and conditions

When I got home, I knocked , the lambo girl was even the one to open my own door lol

My babe just hugged me when I got inside. , Seeing the lambo girl alone my dick sef don raise
No be just because of say she fine oo
Na because of her worth

Olosho no get time for love , na money they make olosho wet, and right now I don turn olosho be that

Them change their topic and we were now discussing about our school life experiences , it was fun though because we were now getting along with each other

By 10pm lambo girl never still say she wan go house oo
Girls with their gossips , me sleep off forget them cuz alcohol they body , i no even come know the time she leave sef

Next morning i went to work and this my babe still never gree go house , I don marry be that oo
I gisted my colleague about the whole story
That day was fun because I had money with me, during break hours , we went to drink beer and enjoyed ourselves, I gave him some cash for all the times he's covered up for me at work , my guy smile

When i got home , i didn't meet the babe , she dropped the keys with one of my neighbors and she took her car as well
I was now pondering on what must've happened
I call her phone but it was off
I sent her an SMS but she didn't reply
And na 2go they reign that year , she no even dey online as well

I just relax Sha , till midnight no calls no text
The next morning I called her again same thing
Wen i got to work i was kinda worried, so i borrowed my colleagues phone to call her number maybe she's blocked my number but it was the same thing OFF

Complete three days still the same thing ,this time i was really worried
I now started developing love for her lol

I then went to that aboki man's place opposite the lambo girl's house just to see if the girl will come out to ask her if she knows of her friend's whereabouts
I waited all day but she didn't come outside and I don't have her contact

And one week is almost gone out of the two weeks I've got on the bet
I took a leave from work , two weeks leave
And I made it look urgent because I must complete the task at least for the money

Episode 7 coming through
Positive comments only
08172063383 some airtime will be appreciated

Oharina:
How u take knw

Its 9mobile

clevybrown:
Guy... Ur writing skill is top notch, u just know how to captive ur audience... Bravo

Thanks

AmazingELixir:
Op you badt gaan...so you can't help a brother in need..

Noo when he dey flex yansh he no help me na

gunners160:
I just can't stop laughing. I just pray make breast mill no suffocate u

Lol amen oo

[quote author=Macro231101 post=91302343]How wish u dae use mtn I for dae send u card[/quote chai Nigerians

Emmypam:
Dreyton36 i don dey wait for ur new story tire, thank God its here. Why i no hear grin grin for the first episode na? Lemme continue reading sha. More in to ur pen

lol

Champneys:
Konida fun e, you fu...cking gasbag!
May thunder blow your mama tits into tiny hopeless pieces, you bloody douche bag!
Go and eat a di...ck you pisssy little nuisance child of a fu...cking peasant and a wretched hag!

this bitch nigga's frustrated and hopeless

desmondbada002:
I take God beg you
post the rest

Send small data

Champneys:
Peruzzi kor Peroni ni!
Odensin!!!!

Your papa left yansh

I process visas , reach out

Wow handsome boy, see how he resemble Peruzzi

OP
Before I say anything, I'm a psychologist so welcome

Slapping her is absolutely wrong and out of it

But for the fact that you sent her an SMS and you've also told her about the client you're going to meet up with
She has no right to portray such a non-challant attitude in public

You just said you've made confirmations that the man she was with is her cousin , who says cousins don't bleep each other these days?

Ok what are they doing at the bar of the hotel?
To drink soft drinks or alcohol right?
Seems it's her cousin , what Happened to her own house ? Can't they buy whatever they want and drink it in their house?

And for the fact that she didn't tell you at that slapping point that the guy is with is her cousin then there's something fishy
She was turning tables, and she won
You slapped her angrily and not intentionally
Does she wanna tell you that it's because she was angry that's why she couldn't answer your question?

And what good confirmation do you have that it's actually her cousin?
Oh uiu asked from her friends? Or from her mother directly or dad?

Listen I'm not an insecure man, but my own blood brother can't even take my girl out to a bar
The only make that can take my girl out is her own blood brother and she must still get a go ahead response from me first

This is Africa, no matter what happens the woman must still apologise first then the man can now subtle it out with her

Don't get caught up with emotions bro , once you start apologising first now , that's how it's gonna be to the last and that relationship will be a shaggy one , good day

This is the period for her to proof she loves you too , it's not by mere saying only
If she can stay for days without hearing from you , then you know the rest

Remember you lost a client along the line

seanwilliam:
Some people nairaland self..I know most of u will capitalize on that slap of a thing..

@ op, never apologize first, if you do, ur ego is ruined forever and it would hunt you

Na only u get sense for here

Episode 5

At last I free the babe , had a cold bath and left her at home and she was just there sleeping
I don break her bones , she don sleep like new born baby

I went to ogudu road area, there's this bar called Lapouch , I went there to flex my 300k In style
Ordered for a plate of catfish peppersoup and a bottle of chilled Heineken , I always have my cigarettes with me everywhere I go

I saw some skinny and busty girls sitting down (3) of them
Chai breast will not kill me
I tried to get my eyes off the and focus on the Manchester United match that I was watching , I'm a man United fan

All of a sudden one of the girls just deep her hand inside her brazziere to adjust her breast
In my mind God abeg oooo , see bobby ooo
Abi na marketing strategy?

And a white man once said , if we can control our dick , weve automatically saved 99% of our problems

My dick don rise up sharply , many thoughts in my head
But they're three in numbers , I'm not that good at striking up a conversation with many girls at the same time then

I just controlled myself and ordered for another beer, then one guy just stood up from his table and went straight to meet them
Meanwhile i overheard this same guys conversation on phone oo
He was telling someone on phone that he's cashless , the only money in his account is just 30k and he's supposed to send his mom 50k by next week

His table was close to mine , so it was easy to hear what he was saying

Immediately he got to the girls table, I just kept observing, the girls were so cool and calm with him , with a sweet smile on their faces (customer don show)

Small time the guy went to take his drink and his cup from his main table and switched to the girls table
Meanwhile those girls were only taking just one chivita juice and even sharing it among themselves

My guy don order for extra three chivita for each one of them
One of the girl say , I would love to have a catfish peppersoup as well
The guy order again , he even get mind they smile join

Small time my catfish was served, I gently enjoy my thing dey go jeje and I ordered for another bottle

Omo mehn those girls just they rub this guy chest , the mumu just they look breast , i know say for he mind, I go Bleep una tire today

In less that 20minutes 4 more girls just come join them
Yekpa , i say kay thank God say u no go there ooo

As those girls come , the first set of girls come introduce the guy to the other girls say ,
Meet my darling , he's so kind and handsome
And you know say for Lagos , once any girl don add handsome to your name , your own don finish

I quickly go fill up my cigarettes because I know say na Nollywood film wan happen so

For those who know Lapouch Wella , i went outside and bought myself suya outside close to chicken republic
Catfish no do me , money full pocket na
I sit down gidigba , order for another Heineken , I don high small small

This time no be the guy even they order again oo
Na d girls come they order
They order 2 red label and 2 plastic come for the new 4 girls and barbecued fish for each one of them

You know say e get the way alcohol go high you , everything go come they funny for your eye
You go just they smile over everything, that was the mood i was in

One girl among them come sit down for the boy laps , Las Las man utd match don finish
Music come they play , you remember that old school song of Danny young , titled omo lekpa
As the music enter , the girl just they twerk for the guy dick , chai my own dick sef rise up

This guy don see yansh forget he glory

One other girl stand up , they use hand rub he head , at the same time they use breast rub he face , chai see groove
I wan stand up to join them oooo , because i no they use eye see breast

One mind just stop me say no kay don't go

I just follow my mind , i sit down again
Them order beer for the guy

Another song enter again , Wizkid pakurumo
Wahala don happen, as the song was playing ,
Funke pakurumo kojo dada , each of the girls started dancing around him and giving him a lap dance one after the other

The idiottttt guy they shout bring them more red label
Bring catfish , bring barbecue

Trust Yoruba girls with their big ass , chai Yoruba girls dey get big yansh ooo , they're one of the reason why many men still haven't made it in Lagos
So will even forget home
Some will say Lagos is too crowded anytime someone from village ask them for money, all because of Yoruba girl's fat ass

A call came in , from my ATM babe

Babe: where are you ?

Me: i went to Egbeda to survey a land which my elder brother wants to buy

Babe: why is there a loud music there ?

Me: I'm inside the car of my brother and the music is loud

Babe: ok when are you coming back?

Me: just give me 2hours

Babe: alright take care , I don't keep me waiting

Me: alright stay safe bye

I hung up the call sharply

Small time the girl that served them came to calculate their drinks and other proteins
And she left and came back with the bill

You know say e get the kind bill you go see , no matter how much you high , you eyes go clear straight up

She gave the bill to the guy, I notice say the guy just tell the girl on his lap to stand up first
The smile for he face just lost straight

Guy : this bill for me ?

Waitress : yes sir , it's everything you and your girls took
Are you paying with cash or p.o.s sir?

Guy: wetin u dey talk sef , how i go drink #112,600 within 1hr ?

Waitress : sir I didn't add nothing to it , as you can see this is the break down , and that's the menu list and prices on your table you can cross check if you have any doubts pls

Guy: ok go I will call you

Waitress: ok

I just they laugh inside
Small time one of the girls just make fake phone call , she discharge and 3 others follow her
Remaining the first three girls

In less than 3 mins the three girls left him there , saying they'll be back they wanna check up on their friends outside

The guy just say down there trying to figure out what to do
He come get mind they smile to my side
He stood up from his table and came back to his former table and tried to Strike a guy man conversation with me
Me no gree ooo

Guy: how fa senior man , nice shirt

Me: well-done (frauny face )

Guy: man utd try ooo , them play well , u na man utd fan?

Me: no

Guy : so how fa u live around?

Me: no

Guy : i go like reason something with you ooo

Me: I'm sorry I don't wanna know , I'm very sorry guy , I've got too many things on my head which briught me here
Firstly my wife is in labour room as i speak
Secondly my landlord just threw my loads out

If there's anything you wanna tell me , and it involves you giving me money instantly then I'm listening

Guy: not really , I just wan say ur face look familiar

Me : ok

I paid for my drinks and left him there to carry his own cross , no be me send am message

I reach house guess who I met with in my room with my babe ?
The game just began

Episode 6
coming through, drop your motivating comments on what ya'll think

Here it goes , it's not witch craft or anything

It was written even in the Qur'an but I've forgotten the exact verse tho

If you're innocent and accused of a crime yiu didn't commit and anytime you think about it you feel pains and end up in tears, the moment you open up your mouth to swear for that person , that's how it will be
No remedy
That's why the worst set of people to offend is little kids

BluntNigerian:
Why won't all these people cry on top of These Evil Politicians Matter??
Or are they not hurt by the wicked politicians??

Tonto dikeh will not like this if he happens to win

Their papa left yansh

Man utd for life

Kvng6464:
for night but if i show u love u go drop episode 5

Sure na , i go drop am once I see ur signal of the level

Kvng6464:
after the next episode i go show u love

I don drop am , oya show love

dom80:
at d end of dis fiction, op go say na dream him dey dream.

Lol noooo

femmoy:
ghost mode deactivated. Pls mention me when u update. Thanx.

Keep following

Episode 4


Omo mehn I leave there sharply ooo
I go betshop sharply to stake games
In my mind , how them take know each other sef ?
How I want take enter the Lamborghini babe now ?
I discuss the thing with my pass sharply , e give me some scopes as d womanizer that he is

When the babe returned home, I didn't even bother asking how they knew each other to avoid suspense

Babe: thought u said you're going to see a friend, so it's a smoking joint you went to right?

Me: I wasn't smoking jare , I just went there to wait for someone , but the person was taking time to show up

Babe: and why did you now leave me there immediately yiu sae me speaking with my friend ?

Me: firstly you'll have to explain to me why you were trailing me , besides where do you know that your friend from ?

Babe: she's my good friend , we're childhood friends , we got to know ourselves when during our primary School days

Me: ok I thought as much ,. So does she live around there or what?

Babe: she always describes her house but I hardly visit her

Me: so what are u gonna eat now , wanna eat the remaining jollof or ?

Babe: no I'm fine , I already ate something at her place , took some snacks

Anyway for my mind , thank god ooo , me no get shishi before
The next morning I got ready for work, she didn't wanna let me go , saying she misses me and all that GBOLA sweet her

Small time her phone rang , her mom called her and yelling at her on why she has been away for two days
This babe yelk back ooo, saying am i a baby that can't take care of myself ?
What exactly will I be doing at home when you're hardly home ?
Listen mom I'm living my life in my own way now and no one can tell me what to do , I'm an adult for crying out loud
Omo my mind don dey beat ooo

Wondering why my mind is beating?
That's because if her mom trace her reach my place I don go be that

My people una know say there's a big difference between a poor person arresting you and a rich person arresting you
If poor man arrest you Las Las na beg go solve am
But rich person go buy you age for cell , them go just transfer millions to d.p.o account say make them keep you there make u they collect breeze there

Mehn i just tell her say make she come they go house oo
I force her she no free oo
She just vex talk something

Babe: stop forcing me kay, I'll go anytime I wish

Me: in my own house?

Babe: which house, is this what you call a house?

Me: I like it like that ma'am

Babe: instead of you to tell me you've gotten another better place so that I can transfer some money to you to pay for it and you're telling me shit

Omo mehn I calm down straight , that word enter my ear wella

I turn past chris sharply

Me: see babe if only you know how much I love you , you'll know that I would love u to stay here as long as you want , in fact don't go again ,
Go where ? Don't go ooo , if you go I'll miss u die

Babe: if you love me then prove it

Me: how do you want me to prove it?

Babe : stay at home with me

Me: ok , done

I call my guy sharply ,

Me: guy I no fit come ooo , she want me to stay

Guy: oboy she don enjoy your JOHN THOMAS BE THAT OO
anyway no wahala i full ground but u owe me ooo

Me: no qualms boss

Guy: go buy tramadol make u Bleep her well we'll , she go double any amount wey u bill her

Me: you mean am?
I never try that tramadol before ooo , hope I no go kill myself oo

Guy : nooo , you go Bleep her like 2 hours sef you no go cum and you no go tire

Me: I love that idea , ok na later

Guy : one love

I went to the closest ATM to withdraw 1k out of my 2k in my acct
I went to buy tramadol

When I returned home , this babe don shower , lie down naked for bed , but she cover herself with duvet
I buy lacasera and put the tramadol inside and wait make the thing settle down

I eat jollof rice then step the food down with the tramadol
Like 20 minutes to my GBOLA. Just raise anyhow like ijebu garri

She noticed it , she just came over to give me a BJ. Chai this girl sabi suck preek
I come they feel like obasanjo

I come they feel like person wey do make am for life
I come they tell her say , I get plenty houses for village , where i for see house ?
Sweet sensation is working

I just tell her to touch her toe, I slap the ass hardly , she shout , she say smack me again baby , I love it when you smack that ass
I smack am like primary school drums wey don tear , those who go government school go understand the sound of those drums

I slide in my preek inside her kitten , she screamed , I notice say my preek come get vain and very hard too

I just they bleep her continuously , she just they promise me heaven and Earth,
She just mention something say " I will transfer you 300k to change your wardrobe
Omo I pause first oo
I tell her to transfer the money first else I no go continue
Meanwhile my dick don they pain me as I commot am from her kitten
She no waste time she send the money I receive alert
Sharply i switch to missionary , I bleep her sotay tears dey rush from her eyes,

Babe: pls stop my pussy is on fire

Me: c'mon baby I gat u

Babe: I'm dead , you're tearing up my pussy , pls Kay, pls Kay , I love you

Me: I pause first

Babe: why did you stop ?

Me: you asked me to

Babe: c'mon don't stop ,

She put the dick inside herself again

I start again , the 300k sef don ginger me , chai money dey ginger man oo

I rough handle her breast Wella , I just they slap her breast , she they shoot, you wanna bursy my boobs? Take it easy on my juggs I know you love them

Episode 5
Coming through

Nobody they show love for airtime abi?
I go slap person pikin oo
08172063383 9mobile
Thanks

Una don enjoy the trend abi ? At least some of una smile abi?
Now airtime na problem to send ?
Show love and motivation naw

United for life

Oharina:
Op u wan tell me say after meeting such rich girl from wealthy family, u no play ur card well so that u go elevate? I wonder nah because of how u dey beg of #100 airtime to buy to complete ur story. Abi na fiction ni?

Good vibes only , or you drop yours , always wait for the finale and stop being faster than your shadow