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papadenzel:
Make e no b like say I no motivate. I scratch you 2h card. Take am play

you too much boss , more bar to ur aza

@Agbebakun22

Episode 3

Omo mehn which kind yawa be this na
She just walked up to me

Babe: this face look familiar , aren't you the guy from the party at club 49?

Me: I don't understand what you're saying , but I wanna tell you something tho

Babe: tell me what?

(My scope be say I just wan excuse her make people no hear our conversation else I die well)

I took her a bit far away from the company's vicinity

Me: listen I'm the one you're talking about, but listen i didn't rape you, you only accused me wrongly and you were the one who gave me the go ahead to lay you

Babe: I was drunk , what more do you expect ?

Me: i was drunk too , it all happened under the influence of alcohol

Babe: and that one night got me pregnant , I'm 2months pregnant

Me: you say?

Babe: you heard me right, and thank God I've seen you , I've not been able to tell any of my friends about it , i went to the club last week to inquire about you but no one seems to know you there
What is gonna happen now? Cuz I can't ever have an abortion , so that's not even an option

Me: "scratching my head" and speechless

The first thing that came to my mind is my account balance which was exactly #2,650 first Bank
Lagos transport go kill person

Me: babe can we just get a place elsewhere to discuss about this to avoid unnecessary Intruders ?

Babe: it's fine , where's the rendezvous location and when ?

Me: let's do it this Saturday at my place in ojota , I'll send you my address

Babe: ok no problem ,

We exchanged contacts , i don enter one chance be that oo
See wetin Heineken and DJ don cause
Anyway all die na die
But in my mind ehn , this babe fresh oo , she fit get cash oo , if she no get cash she no fit be friends with my boss daughter na

Anyway I go back to work and we pretend say we no know ourselves at all , smart girl , but forget me sef cute , na pocket just dry but her breast heavy no be small

Weekend time , she called me around 11am to know what's up, morning food no even sure for me talkless of flexing another big girl
Anyway she must show that's the koko

2pm she don show , mehn this babe gallant , and this time she came with a car o , a red Toyota Corolla , boys for Hood don already dey trip
I just take her inside, I no get food but I dey always get drink for house base on the guy man wey I be
I offered her vodka that's what she said she wants , (magic moment)
I didn't join her cuz I don't drink on an empty stomach
Then she asked me what's gonna happen

Me: see babe I don't have no money on me to even think of anything, cuz everything still lies on money

Babe: what if you had money what would you have done ?

Me: I'll get a good apartment that's suitable for us both and open up a good business to provide for you and the baby , and if you accept me I'll gladly pay your bride price

Babe: hmmm , how true is that ?

Me: affirmative

Babe; what's it gonna cost you to get a good apartment ?

Me: if i have 400k I'll get a 2 bedroom apartment and we'll be comfortable , but I don't have such at least for now
How about your parents , you've not told me anything about you , are you in any serious relationship?

Babe: my dad is based in the states, my mom is a banker , and I'm from a family of three, I'm the first child , alongside two more girls , we don't have any boy in out home
And (No) I'm not in any serious relationship and you?

Me: I'm not in a relationship (Lies)
I'm from a family of 7 , five boys and two girls
I'm a graduate of AAU AMBROSE ALLI UNIVERSITY

Babe: that's nice

Me: drink up , I'll be back lemme get you something nice

Babe: alright

I went out and breath out fully , it was as if I was under a gun point
The next thing on my mind is , who asked me to tell her i wanna get her something nice ? Which kind wahala be this now ehn ?
Anyway i went downstairs thinking on what to do , i later came up with an idea, there's this woman opposite who sells food stuffs and provisions as well
I went to meet her to buy stuffs on credit till month end , she agreed cux I've never asked her for such
I took all the items to my house and prepared her a confirm jollof rice , I'm good at cooking , I cook anything cookable

Las Las I joined her in the drink and we both got high again , another wahala , we still knack
Omo mehn this time around I calm down bleep her, why I no go bleep her ?
Me wey don see car? That means future is assured naw

This time around I no try am cum inside ooo , make the children no turn twins
Omo mehn with the sight of her gigantic boobs , my GBOLA stand up again sharply , this time na die , I rough handled her boobs , sucked them , she moaned so loud

Screaming don't stop , I'll give you everything we need to have a better life
Omo when I hear that one ehn , I increase the sucking sotay I wan pull off her nipples , gave her a heavy weight champion missionary style plus doggy style , ,,, I bless her with confirm GBOLA till she sleep off

By evening this babe no free go house again ooo
She say she wan sleep over , GBOLA. Don sweet am

She shower and wore my t-shirt, damn it fit her , which those big boobs in it, mehn this babe set kpa
To avoid trouble I asked her if her mom won't be worries about her whereabout , she said no problem that she even spends most of her time at her friend's place that her own house
Anyway no wahala , na wetin I wan hear be that

When she don sleep , I go outside to smoke my cigar , I don't want her to know I smoke yet , small time me sef go join her

Next morning , she asked me to help her get a toothbrush from any closeby shop, and one naira I no get for hand , I don't also want to add to my debt to avoid embarrassment

I just give her lamba (lie) say them no they sell better brush for area say if she reach her house make she brush there
I no know say the babe don understand me , she just go downstairs herself and bought the brush herself and also bought beverages

That was sunday , I just called my Paddy

Me: guy how fa I don marry o
Paddy: laughs hysterically , baba Emma
Me: ogun kill u , no be only baba Emma , i explained everything to him

This babe stay till evening she no gree go house ooo
And I no fit commit for house to go play betting again sef , I just come dey with her like newly married man

By 6pm I just tell her say I wan go see one of my friend, she say no problem
I just go that aboki man place to buy smoke , and to also try to see that girl with Lamborghini
I no know say this babe they follow my back oo , I didn't even notice
As I got to the aboki man's place , I just saw the Lamborghini girl there chatting with the aboki man and laughing ,
All of a sudden I heard someone scream (ore mi stats) my good friend

See gbege
So this girl they follow me ni?
They hugged and they were conversing

Episode 4 coming through
Sorry for the other late post , no data that's why

Any good samaritan 08172063383 9mobile that's the line. God bless

Agbebakun22:
Bro tag me for next episode abeg

12pm sharp

uthlaw:
Continue make I give you 5odds!

Lol drop am sir

@brownemmauel43

Continuation


Episode 2

My alarm rang , grin grin grin. 5:00am

Mehn this babe is still sleeping, see big ass and big boobs
I just sent my colleague an SMS,

Me: guy I no fit show oo, I get hangover
Paddy: I been they call your line since last night not reachable , anyway no yawa i go cover for you
Me: thanks

Immediately my GBOLA stand up again after sighting her assets
I then romanced her boobs , and gently fingered her G spot
She woke up with a shock oo

Babe: who are you?

Me: huh? Who am I ke, we were both dancing at the party last night and ended up here

Babe: and why am I totally naked ?

Me: how do you mean? We had sex naw , you enjoyed it and asked for more sef

Babe: you must be joking , you must've used something on me and raped me

Me: ehn Rape ke , i no rape you ooo , we only had sex

Omo the babe start to holla oo , they shout
I tried calming her down but my efforts seems to trigger her more
She brought out her phone and called the police that there's a man in club49 who used jazz on her and raped her ,
Yekpa my GBOLA just fall sharply and maintain it's self

Omo this babe grab my shokoto (trouser) say police must meet me there
Ehn olopka (police)

I no gree ooo, I leave trouser for her, I move out with ordinary boxer , wetin pain me pass be say she no even let me wear singlet
That's how I ran out like a mad man o , I stop bike , bike no gree stop
I just they run lol no shoes
Just my boxer and phone, that's the only thing on me

I'm the shy type , and people were just staring at me like a mad person , with my pants boxers , and imagining the way I bleeped the girl last night just got my GBOLA risen more

Mehn no money , I just sent my Paddy another SMS , telling him to meet me at a particular spot with a trouser and shirt
I also explained what happened to him briefly
I sat at the side of a bank ( First bank )
When I see a pretty lady coming I'll pretend to be mad
And you know Lagos, nobody get your time , everybody they mind their business
About an hour my guy arrived with the clothes , that's how I was free lol, the scenes still makes me laugh till date

On a faithful Friday , I have closed from work as usual , I was in my street to stake some games , I've already gotten my mind off the 500k bet
I then overheard one of the guys saying he's going to add an additional 200k that no guy in our street can get the lady

In my mind ehn? " 700k ?
All those boys just they mention money anyhow, abi make I go join Yahoo ? Seem it's paying them
I was just thinking randomly

I came to play a game with #200 to win 16,000 and one small boy wants to place a bet with 200k ?

I went home and I told myself , I MUST GET THIS GIRL
There's this (Aboki man) who sells provisions opposite the girl's house , and he also sell cigarettes and Jedi Jedi

I turned the aboki's place to my place of chilling during weekends just to get a glimpse of this lady

One Saturday evening , I went there to smoke up
I saw a staff from an eatery called chicken republic at their gate , it seems she ordered some food from them

She came out personally to receive it , damn who said Rihanna is sexy , this babe is sexier , she's tall, beautiful, sweet accent , to crown it all, this babe was putting on just brazzierre to receive the food
My brother if you see fresh breast ehn damn , man suppose get money truly o
She locked the gate

About 5mins time she came out again , and this time she has put on a revealing shirt tho
She came to buy something at the Aboki man's shop , my mind was telling me to give it a shot
And the other mind was telling me to avoid koboko

But at that moment the only thing in my head was 700k I wan leave naija

Me: how're you doing sexy lady ?

Her: hi

Me: you're extremely beautiful

Her: thanks

Me: the name is Kay (abbrev of my name)

Her: ok , bye

She left , damn just ok bye ?
E pain me Sha

The Aboki man was like " you be the first person this girl ever tell Hi

She they ignore every other person

I then asked the Aboki man for more info about her
He said he knows nothing, but I'm sure he does because he's got an entry into her house any time he wants

I decided to take it to the next level, I must win this money

One day at work, my boss's daughter came to visit as usual
She came with two of her friends, and that same girl I bleeped at the party was among them
Yekpa I die today

Immediately I told my colleague about it and got him aware of the girl
But it's been like 4 months since the incident occurred
And damn she saw me , I'm dead

Next episode coming thru
Haters stay offf

seankafor:
I been think say na real life experiences..I no know say na fantasy

omo na real o

Nerves10:
Op not bad at all,I have a pretty good idea watin go happen as day break.

Lol really?

brownemmanuel43:
I must confess u gat talent, pls remember to mention me when u post another one or when u continue. Abeg

No qualms

VicM6:
truly, you are high on weed..... You no get work i swear.... lazy youth

Frustrated people everywhere

Authoreety:
Lols... Was she the Lamborghini babe?

No boss , she's just another girl on the dancefloor

The year began , man must hustle else man no go chop
Lagos seems to be more crowded Sha , kilo shele gan gan

It was in year 2014 there was this house in our Hood , mehn if you pass this house you must look back ten times , it's too beautiful
It's got a very high fence ,with soldiers securing it
And as it involves soldiers you know what's up naw, no hope for girls that like to snap on people's father's gates

One faithful evening , i returned from my place of hustle , after all the traffic and the noise, chai Lagos no go kill man

There's this bet9ja shop in our street which I normally go there to place my betting, which average hustler no they bet
I heard some of the yorubas guys arguing which almost result to a huge fight, and I'm the type that doesn't like yawa , so I left there immediately
The next morning was Sunday , you know the story naw, some will be doing their laundry and some will be waiting for 9am for bet shops to be open make man fire betting

All of a sudden a black Lamborghini drove past our street , damn, men shock , and who's even driving this lambo , NA GIRL OOOOO

As usual , guys started arguing again , this time around I paid attention to their argument

There's this upcoming Yahoo boy then in our street , himself they collect change small small abd he they show Love for the street

He then placed a bet that no guy in our street can get that girl riding the Lamborghini , and she's the only daughter of that house that's been guarded by soldiers ooo

He placed 500k on the Bet , damn 500k my head scatter
To prove his seriousness he made a transfer to the owner of the Bet shop immediately

I went home and bought my white London (cigarette) jeje and started thinking about my life
The only thing in my head was " GUY 500K NO BE BEANS O" AND SOLDIER KOBOKO NO BE MOI MOI OOO
And if there's one thing i'm very scared of that's soldier

The next morning was Monday , luckily I won some little change from my betting, thanks to Corinthians of Brazil

I went to work with much happiness, after our closing hour , i took my paddy (friend-colleague) out for some bottles
And i explained about the betting to him , my friend is a Calabar boy and he's got a degree in womanology
And he's tall and very handsome too , you must fall Sha
He then told me he's interested lol, but i made him understand that it's only for guys in our street and not outsiders

Anyway after the jollyment I went home drunk
And i still couldn't get my mind off that money which is 500k

The next morning I heard some guys discussing about the girl stuff, I came closer to listen , one guy made an attempt and got flogged wickedly, you know say e get the kind way KOBOKO go touch you, you go they confess wetin you no do

Immediately i saw the guy, mehn I lost hope , my liver fail me straight , and to be honest I wasn't very good at wooing girls then , I'm the shy type , but when it comes to foreign accent, smartness, good looks , I'm all there , I even spend all my salary on wears only

One day our boss's daughter was celebrating her birthday , she's gorgeous mehn , but we wouldn't dare approach her else no more job

She invited all the staff which i was also included , I got my best wear on
The party was held at Club 49 , for those who still remember , and our boss's daughter doesn't base here in Nigeria , she schools at Birmingham England
Omo money sweet jare

8pm Sharp my paddy don holla my phone

Paddy: guy how fa na , what's the 411

Me: I jus they ooo , how we go meet naw

Paddy: make me jam for the club direct , when you reach there holla me cuz I don they road already

Me: ok no yawa

I hung up ...

My friend lives at constain , and I live at ojota
He's to get there early before me , for those who live in Lagos will understand

I finally got to the party, big man party and poor man part no be mate oo forget story
I just sighted my guy rocking some bootilicious ladies
I wasn't surprised tho, he's good at it

I just got myself a place to sit where i can freely smoke my bass (cigar)
I then saw this black Lamborghini , damn what a car
Bet9ja money no they buy this kind car
The lady stepped down , Bleep It, I can rub my pounded yam on her legs and swallow it with joy
She's a beauty to behold mehn , but who am I to come close , confidence I no get , money I no get , na only fine I fine , who fine epp

She walked majestically towards my boss's daughter and they hugged and exchanged some silent convo due to the loud music
I wasn't still feeling the groove because I'm not a fan of Nigeria music
I called my guy , told him I've arrived , my guy doesn't smoke but drink rapidly

As we were discussing about the hot girls in the party , the DJ just blessed my mood and played WYCLEF __ L.O.V.E FT EVE
Madness enter my head straight , I grabbed a bottle of Heineken and stepped into the dance floor
In fact almost everyone in that party loved the song as they danced to it
But I was now wondering, could this be that same girl in my street or someone else
I just couldn't figure it out cuz ive never seen the face of the girl in my street , she's always inside her car

I went outside the party to confirm if she came with soldiers but i saw none

That's when I believed she might not be the same girl

I grabbed another Heineken , and the DJ played Notorious B.I.G __ HYPNOTIZE yekpa I die straight
In no time i finished the bottle and grabbed the third one
The DJ wanna kill me with my favourite songs
There's one girl I kinda liked , she's busty , and me I like big breast whether they're saggy or not , as long as it's breast and it's big then I'm good and down for it
I moved close to her and whispered something into her ear
Remember i was already high on alcohol

Me: babe you're extremely gorgeous damn

Babe: thanks

Me: hope you're enjoying the party

Babe: oh yeah you're handsome

Me: oh thanks

For my mind , did she just say I'm handsome

I went to grab another bottle and light up my cigarette , after smoking , the DJ played Akon__ beautiful
I went to meet this girl again and I started singing the song to her ears

I see you in the club you're getting down good, i wanna get with you yeah
I see you in the club you're showing thugs love , i wanna get with you
You're so beautiful OOOOO, youre so damn beautiful ooo

And she just said something

Babe: what are we waiting for ?
Me: huh?

I held her hand and took her to a room and paid for it with my last card
We were both high
I suck Bobby , bleeped her like no tomorrow
Damn I suck her boobs sotay her nipples come they pain her

Babe: i love the way you grab and suck them baby
Suck em motherfucker
I love the way you slap them
I love it arrrrrgh damn

Me: I got you baby , you're fucking busty and I love them big boobs

Mehn I bleeped her for almost an hour non stop , Heineken seized my sperm
At last i came inside her , she didn't even complain
That's how we both slept off like babies
Day break everywhere burst wahala oooo

Next episode coming
Drop your comments, no bad comment in here else bleep off my post

I know book
I get swag
I get cash
I fine join
Girls dey rush me
Why I go cook ?

Dullárdinho

TeejayBlaq:
The bible says it's a good decision to adopt a child!!!!!

Where in the Bible was it written
I'm not here for argument ooo , I only came to learn more , so kindly tell me

seyi360:
Sincerely, you have identity issues and you need help.

. Just answer his question, why tryna wash him

Arabians no get food
The only thing they have more than anyone when it comes to the kitchen aspect is SPICES

Nice write up
The bottom line is - just focus on what you love doing

If you love chatting , then focus on it and make money
If you love toasting women , focus on it and make money from them
If you love swag , looking good is still good business
If you love gamble , if that's your way then you'll make it

People tend to delve into what pays others

E work for me no mean say e go work for uche

Las Las make money that's the kokolet

Heavy alert

Olabenjamen22:
See another braindead. I'm so sure you don't know that those that wrote your quran never heard from your Allah. Mumu

Braindead❌ deadbrain✅
You've got English problems that's 1
Secondly , for the fact that you still believe in the so called Bible that sorry to your generation arsehole

The Qur'an wasn't written by no man or spirit
It was written by Almighty Allah himself and sent down to prophet Muhammed (S.A.W)

Na who them catch be thief
If you know you know

Ghana wey Edo state only go swallow

KingAzubuike:
And your parents never questioned you or asked where you got the money you're spending from

In the home I came from , when you're 13 youre already a man of yourself , which means i was already living out

KingAzubuike:
Is this a joke or a true event?

It was clearly typed

Omo mehn i was about 15-16 yrs old
We were playing a football match and the ball entered the next building , I jumped the fence to get it , but the house is an uncompleted building , at first I saw 500 note , and I saw another 1000 note , for my mind shey here na money site ?
I just threw the ball back to the field , I then screamed to them that I wanna poo they should continue without me
That's how i searched the whole area oo
I then saw am open purse , blue colour to be precise , omo see money ooo 1-1k each and Also some cigarettes
I pack all the money leave the purse there , I stored them in all my pockets and found another exit lol
I headed straight home and locked the door, when I counted it , it was a total of 278,500k , I felt like the boss like I'll never be broke again
I love wears , i took out 40k to buy clothes, I was fly
Before I know money don dry , e be like dream, childhood sweet , wish I could go back

WhistleBIower:
she's too young for that

For how old?

antocreative:
I pray the same befalls you, so you will know how mean it is to say such things about someone you don't know! Please be guided...

To collect preek na problem again?
If she they her boyfriend place , no be unto the preek issue
Let us settle the matter jeje

GreatChizzy:
This people self nor plenty!!! If most Nigerian girls at 30 are asked for such a photograph, na Crusade go happen....

You no go kill me ooooooo crusade ke

blowjohn:
Hmm u get mouth oooo

As long as the mouth go bring money then why not

Make Dem check he oga well he go wicked pass chiweta lu agu

She go collect preek she go come back house no worry