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I see manchester united winning the premier league
I see manchester united winning the europa league

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Two illiterates raising high shoulders
So much grammatical errors tueh


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Charleys:
Stupid OP

Very stupid OP

This op is a Yoruba woman.
Note that she thinks chioma is cheating on davido.

For your information once an Igbo woman is "married" or introduced as chioma was, she's married into the family and not davido.


If you marry her, you are marrying into the community not the family.

Yu won't understand this because 90% of you all are from broken homes. So you think everyone is like you.

Your clout chasing doesn't add up to cash.

What's wrong in hanging out with davido's cousin.
My bro goes to club with his chick and me, then he leaves me with his chick and goes to another side of the club to talk to another chick... (It really happened) does it mean my bro's chick is my chick now?
Because I was left with her and I couldn't leave her cuz I'm supposed to keep watch,drink and keep her company, (all drinks are on my bro) we can't leave her at home because she'll feel lonely and start complaining.

I'm not yoruba , not igbo , not hausa but damn sense far from you
See how you carry this small matter for head , you must have a big hatred for the opposite tribe
All these kids of nowadays sef , oya curse me back I dey hear u cuz that's what u kids know how to do instead of learning


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Op
You no finish the job na
Shey the babe still show up for location?

How's that James brown

See how everywhere they co-ordinated
If na Naija you go don see some wey go they cry fake tears uncontrollably claiming they were best of friends

May his soul rest in peace if he truly loved an honest life


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UYEMDO35:
thank you for your words of advise.... I really appreciate you sir
u just gave me what I needed

Welcome son

Durentt:
sex!! Sex!!

So over emphasized in this world!

Sorry masturbator , I didn't know you don't have sex you hypocrite kid

I'm scared of all animals that can kill

But you see that snake especially, God forbid , I dey fear even dead snake


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You are too handsome for my liking, you must be a cheat



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What's the best price?

Don't refer me to any private chat just say it , if I think it's something we can proceed with then I'll send someone to check it out on my behalf

I used to be like you but that was when I was about 14-15yrs old

Here's how to avoid heartbreak and rejection pain
Don't expect any positive response from her
When you expect her to accept you and she later turns you down you'll be heartbroken
When she visits you don't act extraordinarily stupid by trying to impress her
Just be yourself my son
Remember one thing , if you express yourself to her you won't die , that day will surely pass

Ensure when you're together you make a physical contact, try to hold hands with her while talking to her
When you hold her hand everything you say will go into her heart and not her head only
Ensure you don't expect a YES

LIGHTS UP MY KPOLI IN PEACE

Righteousness2:
Fastest growing whatever does not lead you anywhere..
Eternity which is most important is not a Community, religion or Family race.
Eternity is a Personal Race..
If you must be Saved and Make Eternal Life in Heaven,you must surrender to JESUS Christ.,
JESUS Christ is the only way for all of Humanity to be Saved..

There is no assistant way!
There is no Middle way!
There is no other way !

You wey no well

I'm just here smiling bc I know where it will surely end
And I already know what's in her mind and what's on yours
I hardly comment on topics like this but when I do , I speak facts only so listen carefully son

1. LASU BABE

2. a responsible girl won't continue a conversation with a stranger she doesn't know from Adam

3. She keeps saying she has a boyfriend bc she's not yet sure of how you got her contact not bc she really cares

4. When she says she loves you, it's not from her heart , it's bc she doesn't wanna make a mistake bc she still can't reminisce on what group u got her contact from

5. A responsible babe will never accept a rendezvous (date)

6. Saying she's gonna come with a friend doesn't make her holy , accepting to show up at all is a red flag and she'll surely fvck him if it was someone else really

7. Saying she can't sleep over cuz of church service the next day simply means she'll surely wanna spend a night with a total stranger after the first visit and you know what ends a night out at a hotel till dawn

8. She's indecisive and she's got a low self esteem , she goes for glittering things , this is what I mean
A responsible woman would never accept no gift from a stranger she's not ready to go down with

9. That babe will suck any guy's d**k for material things
She's already drooling over 25k tfare already , a big disrespect to her man
A big blow to her man's face
Reason this word "hmmm he's trying"

10. That babe is smart when it comes to cheating bc she plays with caution



Here's my advice for you , carry on with the conversation and insist on her coming alone , if you have the 25k send it to her , and you'll see how she'll truly come alone , and this time pick an hotel , let her get there before you
Disguise to the hotel and give her a room number to get it

She when gets in ensure you have a mixture of Origin bitters and agbo baba stanley which will seize your sperm for 4 hours then fvck the hell outta her and retrieve 20k from her , the other 5k is for payment for the sex bc that's what she wants be , a bi5ch
You're not doing that for your own sanity but a lesson for her to hold on to in case of her next relationship , so she wouldn't do that to another man's son
Then forever keep banging her but avoid LASU girl onwards , they're for knacks not for keeping


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This Unical make them check am well
Any small thing student go kpai and na the brilliant and handsome and pretty one they kpai

Rest on young lad


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The word RESPECT goes a long way
When you don't have SELF RESPECT you can't be given RESPECT

Aside from men who go after young girls that's a different case , there are actually young girls who naturally lack respect until you lash their kpekus they become humble

And there are some that you'll lash their kuntus they'll take advantage of it , it goes both ways

Bottom line is "RESPECT is given to whom it's due"


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Munzy14:
Na so una go tell people how to spend their money...smh...

Stfu

And one of his in-law is here on nairaland having nothing
That 17million will go a long way in that young man's life
I blame the wife tho

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You don't expect anything good from buhari govt so why y'all surprised tho

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Mrmacc:
Boss ...
Fasting just hold me down for house..
I no knw wetin i won do

You shouldn't cause no one tears when you're fasting
Talking about not having nothing to do, are you done reading your Qur'an?

Assassin creed


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Oluwasaeon:
Who said that ?

Cruise

You must be stingy lol
Na why ur relatives wan scam u with woman format but Dem no sabi run am well
Na to just get any babe make she snap u the pic , even send u bobbi join make u brain blow
Bill u for house rent for a start make ur gbola shrink and u must pay Dem no born u well
When naija man see bobbi u say make he no pay?
All these startup format that year sha, life don go far


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No be big deal na
Shovel good sef
I remember that year wen we still dey go farm we go craft plantain leave put soup and fufu inside come sit down
Pull shirt they sweat make better breeze dey blow us, the refrigerator na to dig ground for farm keep the keg of water inside the ground cover am before u work finish the water go cold , the water go cold like witch
Here I am today bombing steadily

I can never have pity for nigerian soldiers , this country ain't worth dying for , make politicians children go die

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I'm Loading azas now and i would've loved to be a lazy man who has no money issues, just waking up to riches like dj cuppy

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1. Peaceful and quiet area _ I no like unnecessary noise

2. Nice sport bar where reasonable songs are played

3. Fast station, fueling station

4. Supermarket or a big market

5. Security

6. Electricity


I love peace

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kenzysmith:
I dey feel Davido songs pass WizKid songs any songs he drop for my hear is an hit even as FEM bad reach I play that song on straight one week for my house Davido the juju wey use blow come commot am for my ear

Wizkid songs are not for everybody but special kinda people
No need to think twice , you will never understand


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GeneralPula:
Jamaica owns music
Then too sabi

Yep

Damien marley once said and i quote :

Some of the smartest dummies , can't read the language of egyptian mummies

And then fly to the moon , and can't find food for their starving tummies

Pay no mind to the youths , cuz it's not like the Future depends on it

Save the animals in the zoo , cuz the chimpanzees them ah make big money
(SABALI) PATIENCE


This is the time


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Just imagine o
25k job with such stress
Now I mahone being employed , the kinda stress you'll face daily will be more than 300k

And some idiots will say yahoo is bad , yes it's bad but hope you no they owe these for street sha

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ojonugway:
senior man I go like follow you reason one or two oh

08157434411 na my WhatsApp number be that ��

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