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Righteousness2:
Chai.. cry ! Cry! Baby..
Sorry son! Very close Match!
Laporte was not meant to Finish that match!

This is Exactly how People are crying in Hell right now!
This is Exactly how People will cry after the Rapture of the saints!
Repent now o! To avoid crying and wailing ooo!

Chai Dem just they use ur picture they do hand fan for village steadily


Lights up my kpoli in peace

It's a big sin not to smoke, that's why mist times I have to light up just to be able to cope with y'all

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Notorious B.I.G __big poppa

Straight up honey really I'm asking
Most of these niggas them be macking
They be acting
Who they attracting with their lines
What's your name , what's your sign
Soon as he buys that wine , I just grip her from behind
Ask you what your interest are , who you be with
Things to make you smile
What numbers to dial
You gonna be here for a while
I'm gonna call my crew
You're gonna call your crew
We can rendezvous
Ordered for a round two

Time to leave throw the keys to lil deez
Abeg I don forget those lyrics but big is lyrical


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Man wey masturbate with this kind girl photos no fit blow again na

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People who listen to davido's songs I don't take them serious
They can argue blindly and end up insulting you just bc they don't understand good music

Davido is very hardworking no doubt at all, but when it comes to raw talent forget it, he doesn't come close

It's just so unfortunate that wizkid, 2face, tiwa savage, burnaboy, omah lay are Nigerians , a country where 90% of the citizens don't understand what's true , else these aforementioned artists woulda been celebrated on a higher level if they were to be from either U.S.A OR THE U.K
Naija don't deserve them

If it's to even truly list out top 20 artists in Nigerian who's got raw talent honestly davido won't make the list , but I know his fans will surely come for me with insults but Emi kilo kan mi

See artists with raw talents here :

2face
Wande coal
Patoranking
9ice
Wizkid
Burnaboy
Tiwa savage
Omah lay
Kizz daniel
Chike
Ckay
Barry jhay
Rudeboy
Olamide
Solid star
Duncan mighty
ERIGGA
Demmie vee
Sean tizzle
Simi
Adekunle Gold
Reekado bankz
Flavour nabania
Phyno


The rest are still upcoming shikena

But when it comes to hardworking artists :

Davido
Olamide
Don jazzy

Moti soro tan oya hit me like brodashaggi

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Mature simp


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Whats wrong with you young man
Next time add graphics

Anyway buy your oen personal clipper and shave every two days
Continue that way for 2months you'll be fine
Remember to they baf well

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Very useless question

See OP I go prefer to go fly abroad to go do agbero sef than to work for any naija man

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Midas01:
Just like your mother no go hard to knack abi?

If I set you up now people will say dreyton is back again
I made an innocent comment for fun and you kid , you've already started portraying the attitude of your mother who's known in the community of ogbomukoro for promiscuity


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Shey make we gather donation for you ?
Cuz from everything wey u don explain now ehn
Na poverty mind u take cap so ok

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This cuppy no go hard to knack at all base on the real gee wey I be
Na just to jam her for correct location outside naija
If na bodboy she want , rugged one , gentle one , kpoli one
I full ground , grammer full mouth and raba dey wella

Her type na vibes she just need and you no go even do like say you know her as otedola pikin
U go knack her tire

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With the white poundy I no go too para
I no need cap much na to tell her to go buy egusi items , if she no sabi I go cook the soup myself then use turkey garnish am , make the scent choke her

She can never make me lusguard poundy never

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Chai life

May death not make us famous ijn


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Make we forget about the hut wey Dem call house first but this news just they funny md anyhow

So you mean say the okpo burn her fvcking mate hut just because say she get kpekus to offer ??

Anyway I too like myself sha, na that day she go build me mansion then we scatter matters


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Rhodaogunpeju:
what have you achieved so far... the people you mentioned have done something meaningful with thier life

And they all smoke right ?
Why didn't smoking stop them from achieving their dreams ?
Talking about my life , that's why it's a faceless forum you illiterate bc if it weren't a faceless forum I can't imagine exchanging conversations with you in the first place bc there ain't no better way to explain to an illiterate bc they'll be we understand , koshi da nu jare

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hakeem4:
You think we are in the dark ages when the king would lead a battle
You’re not serious

Then we don't need such a leader then , except the ones that can lead the frontline make Dem die like fowl and know the pains of the masses

hakeem4:
No you didn’t make any sense.

People who go to war are those who are trained for it. E.g military people.

You do not expect a civilian to go for war. We aren’t trained for that.

Which military?
The military they've almost wiped out?
Boko boys will kill 1000 soldiers they won't even post
But when naija soldiers kill just 4 boko boys nairaland no go hear word
Omo all these presidential aspirants make them go lead war bc Las las them know the message wey them send boko haram

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Controvasy _wrong
Controversy _ right


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150k serious buyer
What's your location

R.i.p Idris derby
A brave man who'll forever be remembered till eternity

To all the Nigerian presidential aspirants before y'all can be taken serious enough to gain our votes , y'all have to lead the frontline against terrorists , who comes out alive will be voted
Not just by wearing big agbada with fake promises , y'all should be given ammunitions to lead the frontline to prove you can save this country , to prove you've got the love of Nigeria at heart just as Idris derby's got the love of Chad at heart
Else no voting this upcoming election

HOPE I MADE SENSE


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No blame am, na so Afonjas be

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Rhodaogunpeju:
Comments from a man who "Lights kpoli". should not be taken seriously because it is obvious the kpoli had affected your sense of reasoning..

So what she slept around before .?... Mr kpoli are you a saint yourself.?....


And if my brother wants to marry that kind of woman I'm not going to stop him . I'd rather sit the lady down and inquire from her to know if she's truly changed .. if she is then she will forever have my blessings and support...




you need help and stop smoking so that you can make sense .. pity the woman u end up with

I'm a stoner and I'm proud of it but not an alcoholic spot the difference but that doesn't change that fact that you sound like an illiterate
You can't abuse people by what they're proud of doing bc you'll only end up stupid just like everyone right here have known you for

Your name says it all, all Rhoda na olosho
You're only defending your fellow olosho in crime and las las E sure for me like bayern munich over 2.5 say you no fit see man marry, na belle ur type dey end up with , small time you go arrange carpenter make Dem nack small kiosk for you to they sell jedi jedi and cigar plus dry gin ,for road side
Ozuor

Obama is a stoner
Fashola stoner
Davido stoner
Wizkid stoner
Zuckerberg stoner
Burnaboy stoner
Post malone stoner
Phil collins stoner
Bob marley stoner

Who am I not to be a stoner you expired okpo



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Chai colorado

EmptyGarden:
Who do you this thing?

Kayamata

If you know u know


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Chelsea and mancity pvssy ass clubs them be like afonjas
Them get starting but Dem no get finishing like igboho


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250k serious buyer instant payment


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Sometimes I have to get high just to put up with people who don't
Damien marley


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You are smooth
Hello

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Rhodaogunpeju:
Well what can I say than go for deliverance....and learn to keep shut next time.. Maturity is the act of minding ones business


ntw




This your story looks familiar like one of your previous story...

is this the remix of the one you claimed one babe did abortion...

You sound like an illiterate, like someone who was raised from a broken home
Now here's how to judge a case bc it's obvious you lack brains
You put yourself in people's shoes before you judge you idiottt

Q: it your own blood brother decided to settle down today , and the girl he's finna settle down with is someone you know very well of her promiscuity
A girl you can even point out how many guys either I your school or place work or street have slept with countless times
Would you keep shut just bc you're minding your business or you will tell your blood brother the bitter truth ?

P.s I'm not expecting the correct answer from yiu bc y'all are the same , pvssy spreaders of the local community looking for successful men to hang on with tueh
Your brain box die finish kpatakpata

If any of my friend mistakenly bring someone like you to my estate I'll use you to plus, cuz i can't fold my hands to see a local community thing ruin my own gee's lyf



Lights up my kpoli in peace

Most Nigerians are extremely stupid

Imagine trying to spend the rest of your life with a girl that's loosed , a girl that doesn't respect her private part
Now she wants to reap where she didn't show abi

And your own friend whom you had around with knows this girl is a community cake yet he can't tell you just because if what people will say ?
God forbid

If that my friend doesn't tell me and I later find out I'll hate him for life
A girl that sleeps around will surely do the same in her husband's house
If these oloshos have spreaded their smelly kpekus all over the community they'll be looking for where to hang on
You see all these women here bashing you ?

They're all oloshos on nairaland looking for where to hang on and believe me them no go see man marry

You did the right thing , it's better to hurt people with the truth that comfort them with lies and God bless you for not allowing that man add a life problem to his life


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