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Crime / Re: The Girl That Was Flogged In The Viral Video, Here Is What Really Happened by Dreyton36: 2:36pm On May 05, 2021
If I become the president of this country people will be scared to commit crime I swear

If you rape someone, your dick will be cut off publicly

If you kill someone, your two eyes will be ripped out and you face life imprisonment

If you are a cultist and you're caught , 10yrs with hard labor

If you're a terrorist and you kill thousands of people just the way boko haram are doing atm
All your family members will be roasted publicly so you'll feel the pain of other people that you've been killing
And you'll also be cut into pieces little by little till you kpef

This kind man who flogged his own country girl to death will have his own sister here in Nigeria flogged to death

My government will be known as : DO ME I DO YOU

lights up my kpoli in peace
Crime / Re: Four Suspected Internet Fraudsters Arrested In Makurdi by Dreyton36: 11:10pm On May 04, 2021
Okiemute say like this she wan go join H.K
For accra wetin dey her hand only 10k
Eribaba believe me I no be j.k

ERIGGA spits

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Crime / Re: Three Gays Arrested For Having Sex In Otukpo, Benue State by Dreyton36: 7:34pm On May 04, 2021
Chai Edo man go say "ukpatiri"

So as them they kill people reach for benue all these boys still they get mind get orgasm embarassed

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Keep My Federal Government Job Or Travel Out To Dubia by Dreyton36: 12:31pm On May 04, 2021
Hey bruh
Dubai isn't for salary earners
Dubai used to be fair for salary earners as at 2011_2014
You can barely get 2500 dirhams salary job in dubai which 250k
Agent go scam you tire bc you'll have no choice than to pay them to get you jobs
Ordinary construction job which won't pay you more than 1700 dirhams 170k monthly , you'll still have to pay agents to get it , no matter how little you'll still pay about 700 dirhams to get it ..

Dubai is for working boys (H.K) [color=#000099][/color]
Loaders, money launderers , spammers

Imagine being paid 2000 dirhams for example which is close to being impossible and you're living in abu dhabi
Abu dhabi bed space alone is about 1700 dirhams lol
Except you wanna live in states like Ras al khaima, Deira and sharjah

Here's my advise , keep saving money , if you've saved up to 3milli
Get a poland or finland, turkey, cyprus, or malta visa
They're not hard to get when you've got the right handler

If you don't run gee you'll find it hard to make it in dubai bruh don't be deceived o
I'm right in Abu dhabi , don't ask me what I do bc that's not ur business kiss
It's until you get there you'll realize that dubai is not easy lol

Mind you, you can't travel from dubai to somewhere else, you must come back to Nigeria to apply for another country


Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Celebrities / Re: Who Are You To Judge Chidinma Ekile For Switching To Gospel Music ? by Dreyton36: 12:21pm On May 04, 2021
Maheeda do pass this one
She go soon come back and way worse sef
Na who she wan dey deceive

She left gospel to sing hip hop
Now she's back to gospel seems hip hip didn't pay
So she'll surely return again , confused gender
When gbola hungry her she go return full time okpo

Lights up my kpoli in peace.
Celebrities / Re: Who Are You To Judge Chidinma Ekile For Switching To Gospel Music ? by Dreyton36: 12:19pm On May 04, 2021
Maheeda do pass this one
She go soon come back and way worse sef
Na who she wan dey deceive

She left gospel to sing hip hop
Now she's back to gospel seems hip hip didn't pay
So she'll surely return again , confused gender
When gbola hungry her she go return full time okpo

Lights up my kpoli in the

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Politics / Re: James Ibori, Gbajabiamila, Orji Uzor Kalu, Others Attend Terry Waya's Birthday by Dreyton36: 10:11am On May 04, 2021
blazepascal:
some one should help me any song that is touching or very emotional it must sink down to my heart . I wanna escape reality

Damian marley ft Nas- patience
Eminem_mockingbird
Crime / Re: My Dad Has Been Kidnapped Since Saturday Evening At His Work Place by Dreyton36: 5:40am On May 04, 2021
Imagine
Person papa go hustle una go kpake am sad
May God keep him safe and free

Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Politics / Re: Sen. Dino Melaye Made Grammatical Error, Nigerians React (photos) by Dreyton36: 5:39am On May 04, 2021
Na naija you go see people wey no chop bellefull dey correct people wey bellefull
Naim make many people wey need help no fit get help bc they feel say them too gallant to need anyone help whereas to see garri soak daily na yawa

He go wait make him neighbor leave house , he go kpake him room key from doormat go kpake him neighbor chaw

FOR NAIJA NO MAKE MISTAKE O, NA DESMOND ELLIOT THEY CUZ ALL OF THESE NONSENSE undecided


Lights up my kpoli in peace
Celebrities / Re: Singer Tems Wows Her Fans With Her Thick Thighs In New Hot Photos by Dreyton36: 5:34am On May 04, 2021
Everybody get ways of receiving free air
Tems own is to open up those thick thighs

Mine is to sit close to the ocean shirtless with my big blunt and shorts only , sometimes sef I go pull boxer kilo kan mi

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Politics / Re: See The Houses I Saw In A Village In Imo State Today - Photos by Dreyton36: 5:26am On May 04, 2021
The houses they okay sha
But never you mention banana island and abuja next time when comparing houses bc just one house in banana island go buy more than 100 of these

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Health / Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Dreyton36: 10:36pm On May 03, 2021
Ogun lo ma pa moderator wey carry this trash come frontpage

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Celebrities / Re: AY Live Workers Day Edition Records Presence Of I Go Dye, Mr.p, Akpororo, Others by Dreyton36: 10:23pm On May 03, 2021
This life ehn, no be by who play ball pass them they pay money pass
Everybody know say oblak keep pass de gea but de gea money pass he own

AY no funny for one kobo but na him the be only comedian wey they make money for comedy pass

Bottom line is , work smart not hard


Lights up my kpoli in peace
Business / Re: Bill Gates And Melinda Gates Divorce After 27 years by Dreyton36: 10:14pm On May 03, 2021
Na desmond elliot they cause all these problems


Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Sports / Re: Inter Milan Fans Celebrate 1st Serie A Title Victory Since 2010 (Photos) by Dreyton36: 11:59pm On May 02, 2021
And kudos to the best team in the world "Manchester United" for blessing inter milan with players like Lukaku, Young, sanchez, darmian cheesy

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Crime / Re: Police Intercept 753 Machine Gun Ammunitions Heading To Abia State (Photos) by Dreyton36: 11:57pm On May 02, 2021
But them no dey see the one wey dey go north o sad

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin For A Christian To Fight Back As A Self Defense? by Dreyton36: 9:51am On May 02, 2021
Confused people

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Crime / Re: # by Dreyton36: 6:30am On May 02, 2021
YOU ARE A BAD BOY? cool

Alaye bad boys don cap , cowards do


Lights. Up my kpoli in peace

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Crime / Re: How They Sell Girls For Prostitution Using Night Clubs And Hotels by Dreyton36: 6:19am On May 02, 2021
Women they use pvssy repairer take patch kpekus
Men they use gbola enlargement take scatter am again
See naija don go relegation, we they National league now

Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Romance / Re: He Wants To Turn Me To His Sex Slave Because I Owe Him. by Dreyton36: 6:11am On May 02, 2021
Any female wey no upload their picture for their profile, I no they take their matter serious

Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by Dreyton36: 10:33pm On May 01, 2021
I don see men wey they mumu but your own mumu get Weight
Ur mumu long like Wizkid account balance
How God go give you wetin many men they pray for
You they there with your dry yansh like baboon own they talk nonsense

If na me get that your woman I swear God me and Jeff bezos no go be mate for money
I go always they put her along my bombing job

I'll help like:

Me: babe do you think this client has a good account balance?

Her: yes babe u think so , enter her, get her Hot and she'll pay you well

Me: okay baby,

I go drive enter lungu, tidy one or two kpoli , buy monster energy drink, carry my oraimo mp3
Pack all of them go beach where better breeze go they blow my blokos
I go enter the client , give am better fmt make she take hold body , bill her in weeks and she must pay bc queen mother says so

Lights up my kpoli in peace

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester City (0 - 2 ) On 1st May 2021 by Dreyton36: 4:07pm On May 01, 2021
Kinzo0917:
since when did man u won the champions league last? The last time man U won the champions league, the girl weh dem born that time don enter secondary school

It ain't about how far but how well
Where were manchester city when we were winning those cups , were they sleeping?
Football is all about making records so if you don't have no record then STFU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester City (0 - 2 ) On 1st May 2021 by Dreyton36: 2:20pm On May 01, 2021
Kinzo0917:
Man U fans had been fasting, hoping and praying that City should loose their remaining matches so that they can win Thiers and be crown champion. But if wishes were horses....................

Which manchester united are you talking about?
The one with the second highest champions league trophies in England?
And which manchester city ?
The one who has none ?

C'mon manchester united don't compete with baby teams
Webmasters / Re: Wellsfargo Buisness Account Available by Dreyton36: 1:30pm On May 01, 2021
Jane649:
Wellsfargo buisness account available but job MUst be over $500k

+1860 387 7530

Send mail
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Songs On Your Music Playlist by Dreyton36: 12:26pm On May 01, 2021
Foreign top 10:

1. Post malone_congratulations
2. Damien marley ft Nas_ patience
3. Akon_ tired of running
4. Popcaan_ silence
5. Popcaan_inviolable
6. Damien marley_ medication
7. Akon_Ghetto
8. 50cent_ In my hood
9. 2pac_when thugz cry
10.Notorious B.I.G_ JUICY


African songs top 10:

1. 2face_ Dance in the rain
2. 2face_ Raindrops
3. 2fafe_ Spiritual healing
4. Wizkid ft damian Marley_ Blessed
5. Wizkid_ True love
6.Wizkid_ piece of me
7. Wizkid_ Sweet one
8. Burnaboy_ 23
9. Burnaboy_ Dangote
10. Omah lay_ Bad influence


Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Lagos Bans Illegal Occupation Of Abandoned, Uncompleted Buildings by Dreyton36: 6:32am On May 01, 2021
It's easier said than done
Afonja get starting but no get finishing

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Romance / Re: Why Can't Guys Date Without Having Sex? by Dreyton36: 10:49pm On Apr 30, 2021
Why can't girls date without turning men into their problem solvers
A billed man is an hornyyyy man

Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Crime / Re: Maami Igbagbo Planning To Kill Me, Kingtblakhoc Cries Out by Dreyton36: 6:17pm On Apr 30, 2021
Two violable afonja wasted sperms sad

Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Health / Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 6:14pm On Apr 30, 2021
Lights up my kpoli in peace
Music/Radio / Re: What's That Song That Always Get You In A Drinking And Smoking Mood ? by Dreyton36: 6:14pm On Apr 30, 2021
Yo
Crime / Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Dreyton36: 6:13pm On Apr 30, 2021
Good banks come to the email

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