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what are brains for?

I need ur help, i just bought a Sprint Q10 nd tried all d networks on it but it says 'sim not compatible' what do it do? The sim settings says it ready to be used on any network. Need help pls. Thanks.

I need it too. drgleave2009@gmail.com. Thanks

Sorry i'm a latecomer. Drgleave2009@gmail.com

You this man, why did you agree to take pictures with that big monkey? You even wore him a trouser and striped orange polo, u are not even holding the chain.

I have tha car, but i no get charger! Anybody with Nokia small pin charger??

Moral of story: Avoid weed, it gives you Red Eyes.

The person below me have cheers for him.

ianq:
A good and honest lol to that,dear man...
U,my good sir, are an,as yet, uncelebrated sage.

Thanks man but i must say you are the one with the attributes of sage. Keep up the good work.

With 45M all she can think of is WINE.

publicenemy:
Hahaha...ur a donkey.

Hahahahaha...ur a fish.

publicenemy:
Ur a mad man...there is no one under you.

That because what an Elder can see when sitting down, a child cannot see even if he climbs the tallest High-tension electric pole.

Why use Anti-Aircraft fire when there is a gun?
Just like using grenade to kill a mosquito when there is insecticide.

ianq:
I read Ben's gallant,reasonable remarks then I took the time to read all the comments on this thread...these 2 by Drgleave and Taylor86 make the most sense to me; this is what that stark naked,half-mad scientist of old must've felt when he,in his moment of euphoric enlightenment, innocently and unknowingly coined the word- 'EUREKA!'

And this what the apprentice to the scientice of old in his state of utter confusion and his mind clouded with fog of delusion replied-'Master i don't know what you've discovered but i strongly emphasize it is the greatest discovery of all mankind'.

Incomplete list.

What of those that dry their Armpits first?

The person below me has made a very reasonable point.

If i were to comment on this, i could have asked why the Governor didn't give us his daughters contacts so we start by marrying them. But i'm not going to comment.

Expected Civic Center, Concord Avenue, Concord Layout and Akanchawa Estate all in New Owerri Imo state to make your incomplete list. A plot of empty land here sell for 116,000,000.00 Naira.

Olodo, i know u want answers. Carry biro, oya.
1. O
2. D
3. E
Submit ur script, and carry ur bride.

Hila12:
What are you protecting? Nigerian English? You can only protect mother dialects (igbo, yoruba hausa etcetera), not English cause English was never ours to protect (but ours to learn). English is a borrowed language we speak everyday, what is worth doing is worth doing well - if we could accept English in the first place there's nothing wrong speaking it like the original speakers, our teachers (the same ones we condemn).

Go through my post again, i never mentioned "Nigerian English", i said "Nigerian Accent". I am not agaist anyone speaking English, but those that go about faking accents and expect the enlightened ones like Me to join them, also those in diaspora that discard our 9Ja accent. Americans dont fake British Accent and vise-vaser, same with Australia, Canada nd so on. These are English speaking countries with their various Accents. Shikina.

"...travel to spain and spent 30 years but never improved you spaniPh then..." your mind is more disoriented than i imagined.
Howmany Europians come here to adopt our Accent? They protect their own, no American goes to Spain to adopt spanish accent, they can learn the language but wont adopt spanish accent. You think it a thing of pride to dump your mother tongue and embrace other people's. Or do you think Okocha and Kanu can't speak better English than you?. Not campaigning here, but i just hope your mind would one day realize the need to protect our various cultures and heritage which our Assent is also included.
Vote Wisely.

Car no get door, na window the driver climb enter?

Last time i checked, i dont shake left hands. You welcome.

U own small, my own girl self services in front of me nd refuses me to do d real thing because shes a virgin. I need your advice.

I don laugh all the laugh i have for this joke years ago. Wht i have now is tears for ur "Larger" instead of "Lager".


Vote GEJ for quality education. PDP.
(no offence).

This post looks like a joke.

I love ur Iphone 6i. Wht the gigabyte inbuilt memory?? Mine is 2gig.

Your craze dey severe.