₦airaland Forum

lilfreezy:
Nairalanders that love video games should financial react cos I wanna sell my ps3 with 500gig external hard drive that contains over 20 downloaded games. Lagos resident only biko

valdes00:
Oh my son, thank you.... I don't wanna rush the ingredients, that's why.... its a gradual process... That's the first phase....

Oh Great one, your bravery exceeds the exchange rate of Dollar against Naira. Your valour is greater than that of Lassa fever.
May you conquer the gay spirit and restore balance to d universe.

One more for d phase 2: Don't forget
12 packets of chilled Eva water.
3 cartons of fresh Brukutu.

valdes00:
Ur bf matter no b ordinary eyes.... u av to appease the gods as soon as possible...
so u nid to bring the ingredients below
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1 fat ram with fleshy buttocks
1 bag of rice
1 carton of tin tomatoes
1 gallon of ororo
1 pack of maggi chicken
Glo Recharge card of 2k --- ( for calling d gods )
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Any remaining item will b added later.... make it snappy cos the spirit of gayism is so strong...
oyela lobatan.


Great one, how about
1 basket of fresh pepper
1 baskets of onions from d nothern geolocation
3 cylinders of gas from d belle of NNPC gas station
4 Pots and Stoves thats only been touched by Nigerian virgin girls with dimples and blue eyes..
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Remind her d ritual can only be done in serene environment fresh nd cleaned with waters of ikogosi spring or better still, in a kitchen.

Goodspeed, Great one. You are most brave to challenge a gay spirit of a million curses.