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Its a really cool thing to do, I hv been sleeping naked since my boarding days but d only disadvantage I have is dat I rarely hv sleepovers at pple's place because I cant go naked.. if u must practice naked sleeping pls make sure ur sheets r always clean to avoid infection. My best hobby is sleeping naked

okiezman:
LoL....who loses virginity without bleeding hearing it for the 1st time...

Yes it does happen, not every virgin bleeds for d first time, self service or not!! Make ur research.

Virgin or no virgin doesnt guarantee a happy home. Its doesnt jst take virginity to make a home sweet, jst like only maggie cant mk ur soup sweet. It takes a lot more. If u are stil a virgin hold strongly onto it and pray u dnt marry a man that wants u purely because u r a virgin cos after d wedding night n d virginity is gone evrytin wil turn sour. We should try to get married for deeper reasons than jst d physical.

It doesnt matter how much he earns, what matters most is respect and love. I can marry a man that earns less than 50k if he is priceless and knows his worth.

Making money n marry a younger woman doesnt guarantee a happy marriage. Yeaa its true majority of igbo married pple arent poor but a few of them make happy ever after. I know a few igbo ladies arnd me wt rich husbands, unhappy homes and they r cheating on their spouse like crazy cos the guy is too bossy, he has little or no time for his wife, he feels d money n the big house is enough, then the lady goes ahead n find solace in another man. Being rich doesnt mean u r matured enough for marriage

Hahahhahahahahahaaaahahahahahaa , u r in hot soup!!! But no confess sha, some things r best kept in d dark and I pray dat baby did come from that quickie

Woww she looks gud I can see d work of body shapers/body maggic or waist trimmer. I love d packaging

Lupita of course and must ini put on d exact gown n colour?? Na wa for her oo.. and dar hideous makeup n hair do sef besides where is her usual body magic? N dat clutch is too big for a red carpet

Iamsynord:
my husband I decided to go for an HIV test recently.
I requested my test results be revealed to me privately to which the Doctor replied that since me and my husband are one ,he would share the news to both of us Surprisingly, my husband agreed with the agreement and said there is nothing to fear
. To cut the long story short,the result came out Positive. Since then, My husband has become so uncomfortable with me. Though he didn't tell any member of his family and associate with me when we are in public,at home he shows his true self and his always accusing me of Infidelity and even threatened a divorce. I have never engaged in any extra marital affairs and how I got the disease is still a mystery to me though my husband has also refused to tell me his own test result saying it was irrelevant anyway.
We have a only a child and he has since refused to have sex with me. .my problem is should the doctor have announced the result in the presence of my hubby and he didn't even inform him that a new baby can be protected from the disease
I feel the doctor is responsible for my marital crisis.



NB- The story is of a woman in dileema.Not the Op.Your advice and opinion is highly welcome

The fact that u asked the doctor to reveal ur result to u privately is highly suspicious, so I wont rule out adultery but u might hv gotten it from ur manicurist or ur hairstylist...anyways u need to know ur husband's result, if he is negative, give him d divorce n save his life but if he is positive, u both can live together happily ever after and still make more kids..

##totally#speechless#ICantBreath

[quote author=krall post=31207014]I am in a dangerous situation right now. I hate soaking my clothes but my girlfriend soaked all my work clothes and went to church. Now this afternoon, she just broke the news of a lizard that fell inside the bucket.

I pleaded with her to remove the half dead lizard but after dodging, she ran away. I tried to pour it out and only suceeded in pushing it under.

i feel for the lizard but more for myself. I may have to wear agbada to work.[/quote
she even washes ur cloths

bokom:
2. Mynd44: Quote Post

Err.....

Can you get a temporary separation or outright divorce?

This is the same thing I will tell a woman whose husband hits her


We have a strong business together. We both play a big role in the company and the company is here in Nigeria.... She cant do her part of the job if we are divorced. Also for the record. she loves me so much, just that she wants it to be just me and her alone...no family or friends around

She b oyibo na, dats their mentality. Anyway d 10yrs age difference shock me oo. Hmmm dis is love!!! I pray u find a way arnd ur problem sha

pomsky:
......pls, i would like to adjure you to use common englis when communicating on NL. To make matters worse i went to your profile and anoda grammar welcomed me:
Antaraxic
Your English needs to be macerated because it is antaraxic!

U know there is such a thing like learning new words, social media educates too through people if u dnt know d meaning of these words grab a dictionary.

na so so so so laf I dey do rit now belle dey pain me sef hehehee I don die oooo

bidex:
Please I need your candid advise and assistance on this baffling issue that bothers me since.

There was this girl that helps me in the office to buy things here and there on daily basis, just like an office assistant.

One thing led to another and we did adult things that ends up with pregnancy.

I'm confused here and don't know what to do.

Please help me out.

Hehehe ur own don be!!! I wish she has my kindof mind, u testis needs to be macerated, u didnt only cheat, u had unprotected sex. OYO is ur case...

ifystallon:
Should I tell my best friend, his wife is cheating on Him?

Please do you think I should. I am having mixed feeling because i don't want to end up being the enemy.

Lets forget about spirituality here u can handle it personally, but first confirm if your suspicion is true, confront her n ask her to change but be careful shld in case she is like pharous wife, she ll try to turn her hubby against u. But in all n all if she doesnt stop u hv to tell your friend u might be saving his soul.

Ejimike:
I met this beautiful young girl mid last year but stated dating January this year. We have been so nice to each other, Wishing she could be my wife because of rare virtue she possess. She have told me many tin about herself. She told me dat am the first date she's having since birth. I belivd her because she always truthful (deeper life girl) in her early 20's 300 level Unversity student. I too also a true christian seeking for a Godly woman for marriage, I made my intention know to her (marriage relationship) not Worldly girl friend/lover though took me time to convince her.Though She havnt told me she's a virgin but everytin around her suggest she is,(born again, born into deeper life church, never have a male friend talkless of lover or sex) But to my greatest surprise today as I was going her Fone, collecting some nice pics, muzik, vedio. I just decided to go tru her SMS inbox I saw an sms from one CHUKS( de msg was sent almost 1yr now) it reads thus

"am so sorry for wot I did last night pls forgive me. I cudn't sleep last nite because of wat happened. D truth is dat I was obsessed over u, wen am wit u I can't contol myself, and with d tot of u travelling I got confused n deverstited. AM SO SORRY"

Am so confused now. I don't know how to ask her without being offended dat I checked her inbox, so dat she can tell me wat really happened, who is chuks to her, if she really a virgin as am made to tink ETC.
I really love her, wish to marry her but confused, now
Pls Ur Advice

From ur write up wateva happened that night was forced on her, maybe he probably raped her, or kissed her or some smooches n if any of the above happened its not her fault but u have to confront her politely n apologise to her for invading her fone. Goodluck with that..

onila:
Growing up, I thought once you bleach and get burnt

your own don finish

But yesterday in the Library, I met a Nigerian woman who I always suspected she bleaches her skin

I asked how come you look darker, Did you go back to Nigeria?


she was like I used to bleach
but I realized how dumb I was after sometime and stopped

I was like wow, you look more natural, real and more beautiful now
she was so happy when I said that

when she was bleaching, she looked like some amoeba

It actualy takes a long time to go back to your normal skin. because wen u stop bleaching u skin ll look like an aliens skin wt d scary green vains show, at dis point u asked to use mild creams like shea butter, vaseline, honey etc, if u can endure dis stage then u can gradualy start getting ur original skin back. But y bleach in the first place

#my opinion# I doubt if sucking done by ur regular bf makes it fall, but just like every other device or material, if d boobs is exchange bw john, val, carl n most especially those old aristos it depreciates. The likes of jennifer aniston have regular breast massages to lift d breast so bf touch/sucking isnt bad for d breast, but dis advice isnt for those camping wt a guy oo,..
One last question abeg?? Why is it dat most girls dat seem to keep to demselve(d virgin likes) hv terribly fallen breast Mbok I nd answer.

I dnt indulge in any of d above but my face is always oily arnd my nose bridge, forehead, n chin even though I use all oil control and no brown powder and I dnt do touch ups because its makes my face look so cake. I hv finaly made peace wt it sha, beind dat my oil doesnt giv me acne or pimple or blackheads. Besides those wt oily face age slowly

stan241:
oh didn't get that part but with some kind of whorish guys yea its early

Haba!! Wen is d right time abeg??

stan241:
No one deserves to be remain in a relationship where they are treated as second class...still you probably gave it to him way too early in the relationship.... guess you get to relish the single life again

9months is early

francizy:
Jeeeeeeeeeeez reading this just gave me a headache sha...

You shorten and miss out words too often. Please don't write like this in a formal scenario OK? Thanks..

I understand, but its a social media dats y I did dat but sincerely its affecting me in d office, I truely nd to change dis habit. Tnx

Wowww naija gurls don mature ooo, nofin wrong wt dat sha buh I cant propose to a guy dat can barely tie his shoe lace or wateva it is call, I dnt forsee a hapy marriage here

Drilz:
I ll

I need more bum bum

missclassy:
Nobody is created perfect. There is always this part of ourselves that we always which was different
No matter how beautiful someone is, there is always a part of the person that isn't always favored

So I was just wondering, If you had the chance to change any part of your body,your self or your personality, so as to look more attractive to others, what would it be?
Sincerely I ll love to more bum
As for me, I would prefer smaller eyes, my eyes are a bit big and I also wish I could love more.

I ll

DeBlunt:


Aha!!! I knew it!... FTC.





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For our tomorrow you're giving your today. Nothing in life is greater than this. For honour, for mates, for country. God bless you all

Wowwww it means I already hv a perfect husband n I hv bn holding bck because he lied to me he stopd smoking, he has proposed severaly n I dnt give him an answer. He has all d above qualities, he even hav me his salary once to celebrate my bday, he adores d ground I walk on we've dated fr abt 10yrs now n stil I m nt certain...I nd a deliverance.

Hmmm!!! So a pyramid sign shldnt b made again!!! Touch nt my anointed ooo

Wowwwwww she is darn hairy, wt hair covering most of her facial features, she doesnt need such a wierd makeup, she needs to keep it simple n light wt makeup.

Yyaaaaayyy!!! !! Its my first thread ever n its raking in views in less than an hour .
And for those guys that r soo worked up dey need to tk a chill pill, she had d breakup not u.
But again nigerians have to stop being too judgemental n criticizing, these r d major causes of d reason y people dnt speak up n die in silence, our daughters r being molested, our r being emasculated, our sisters suffer dsame pains but yet dey cant speak up because of d fear of being judged and condemned. When pple r able to pull out of things like dis, I think dey nd suport n encouragement nt condemnation. Its sad already, dont mk it worst. I might nd to write a thread on judgment &. Condemnation . This might jst b happening arnd us but wr cant help cos he or she is scared of condemnation. Lets b rational.
Meanwhile; blankett u really do nd to relax!!!

3cycle:
Once a guy starts texting more than he calls,just stop taking him seriously. A man should hear your voice twice daily atleast. Morning and evening.

U know its pple like u dat wldnt let girls walk away frm a d hell dey are because dey feel pple ll say dey got dumped. Love u girl!! U took courage to walkaway