traware:


MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

I am talking about 6,7,8 orgasms sometimes even more within a minute.On & on & on & on & on .....

Orgasms so intense,their eyes will roll to the back of their heads & they'll maintain a snake in the monkey shadow stance for 20 minutes straight...

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Bros, reduce your porn intake, you toooooo dey watch porn!!!!

superintendents:
I don't believe konji hold women too like men.. That's joke of the century..

Lie..

Read this tweets

Sluvist:


May be what you are trying to say is cuddling after sex or just on free time. I think this is just and intimacy, not really a love. I can give a girl good time with complete intimacy for the time been together, but deep down in my mind, it has nothing to do with love.

I said love making not love.... And if you do what I stated to/for a woman who you dont even love, she's going to love you more than that guy with 20 inches that knacks for 2 hours and falls asleep immediately after sex!!!

Sluvist:
I think this clitoris is too much overrated in women, though, some have it big while others almost hidden inside. But in most of the sex activities i observe, it almost has close to zero stimulation, that is if it needs stimulation to generate feeling for them.

The man's penis in a woman is the clitoris!!!

Take a good look at this picture, the above picture is a male and female child in utero. At some point in our development, women even had bigger dicks😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So you see, the nerve supplying our own big penis is well distributed, with the larger portion on the phallus(head) of course. But Se you see in women, plenty nerves now came together to supply something so small, so just try and imagine how sensitive the clitoris must be. You can't even touch it directly cause then it will cause pain

Ceasarceasar:
Too many kids on nairaland

Methuselah, is that you?

Sluvist:


Ok, what i understand from your point is that ' love is more about the time taken together or casting for each other while sex is not about gratifying the urge at a particular time, irrespective of the consent.

Yes, all those things we do AFTER and before the whole sexual act constitute love making. This is my most common example: let's say immediately after sex, what a man was born to do(his normal biology) is to fall asleep. But during love making, you don't, you stay awake, place your hand on her tummy while spooning her and listening to all she has to say( at intervals, she will keep asking you if you're still awake, just be saying yes). Or you may allow her place her head on your chest while you just stroke her hair or play with it or just place you hand on her back just above her bumbum. Trust me, she will reward you for your time

The above is what making love looks like to a woman!!!

Sluvist:


You make a point, just that i almost become confused by what you mean by 'men wants sex while women wants love'.
I think sex and love means the same thing in the subject matter.

Lolz, nahhhhhhhh
Sex and love is not the same thing. You can have sex in less than 5 minutes and be done with it. You can't make love in less than an hour, Ko possible. Sex and love making are 2 different things entirely

SenecaTheYonger:


I didn’t say they didn’t

Women don't love sex more than men, is testosterone a joke to you guys. Man wants lot and lot of sex, sex, just sex and nothing more. Women wants to make love!!!

thesicilian:

That gender love sex more than men o, don't be deceived

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Lie!!!
Women can never love sex more than men, they try talk true sometimes!!!

Sluvist:
I just received an SOS call from a neighborhood friend (female), she is asking whether I'm at home that she wants to come now. What surprises me most is the way her voice sound at the moment, she was just lying down in her room alone, feeling what i doing understand.
Thank God i managed to escaped her plan, someones daughter can not come and spoil a morally sound man of God that i am.
My question now is that ' does females also feels that strong urge for sexz?'

Konji is a respecter of no man.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry, and woman tooo!!!

maureensylvia:
Today's the day! I officially climbed a new floor!

🎉🎂 I can't believe I've made it to this milestone age! Three decades of life, love, and adventure have brought me here, and I'm thrilled to start this new chapter!

Here's to new adventures, more laughter, and making more memories with the people I love.

Cheers to a new decade of life, filled with purpose, joy, and making my dreams a reality! 🥳

Young at heart, wise beyond age.

#newchapter

Happy birthday dear, long life and prosperity in good health and all the good things your heart desires

Fcold:
Boy breaks down in tears crying because he doesn’t want his Girlfriend to go home

Could it be true love?
What are your thoughts on this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOyWGCJSEgQ?si=PftkiitkDedT4O8o

So this girl posted this my old video online just to get back at me!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Please delete this video fast!!!🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

constancefriday:
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL DADS OUT THERE!

In acknowledgement of this year's father's day let me remind us all of how important the patriarchal role of a Dad or Father is in our homes and in the society at large.

7 Important Roles ONLY FATHERS can play in every home

1. Provision:
Fathers provide for the family. That's why they're called the bread winners of the home.

2. Protection:
Fathers protect and defend the family, especially from intrusion and invasion.

3. Leadership, Guidance & Direction:
Fathers lead the family. That's why they're called the head of the home.

4. Foresight & Prophecy:
Fathers are gifted with foresight and they can see the future, where and in what direction the family is headed. They prophesy positively into the lives of their children.

5. Discipline & Control:
Fathers instill discipline in their children. Children who grow up in homes that have fathers tend to have better disciplinary tendencies in their characters & behavior.

6. Orderliness & Organization:
Orderliness and organization are gifted within the family by fathers.

7. Care:
Like the quote that says, no love is comparable to a mother's love and no care is comparable to a father's care.

Now take note,
Some Mother's often try quite much to play some of these patriarchal roles to their children but only Dads or Fathers can play these roles naturally.
That's why every home needs a Father.
To all good male folks out there, Try to be a Father to at least one home that needs a father's presence you today. Not only your home but also other homes.
Remain Blessed!

True!!!
Like that lady that scattered her husband's house because of ileya ram, you could tell her mother didn't stay with her father enough for the father to instill correct discipline in her!!!

Fryx:


He sounds to me like a struggling guy trying his best to break the bounds that prevent him from staking high before. But if he ever becomes successful, he will understand that karma is real and those who are successful have a guiding principle that involves karma, directly or indirectly.

Lolz, thank you jare. I didn't want to say this yesterday cause it will look as if I always attack the "poor" but you're 100% right. When a man tells me he doesn't believe in karma, 2 things come to mind, he's a yahoo guy/man or a poor/unsuccessful man. It has always been either of the 2 even in real life!!!

Kobojunkie:
Arrrghh! So, you want us to believe that you have never thrown a tantrum since you became an adult abi? Let me guess, you also don't poop because you are an adult as well. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

You always don't know when to quit.
Let me guess too, yiu still poo on yourself and pee on yourself once in a while just because we are meant to still exhibit some childish behaviours, right!!!

Ode!!!

tunwumi:


And as old as you are, she looks like a child throwing tantrum?


Just in case you also do the same, visit the closest neuropsychiatrist hospital for proper management.

Don't take that person serious. She's a miserable person in real life, trust me!!!

LilMissFavvy:
This one is probably one of those women who was deceived by her husband to become a full time house wife. Oga if you don't want your wife to work, then provide money. A wise woman can never accept to be a full time house wife. A wise woman can never allow one person in the name of husband to tie down her potentials in the name of marriage. Imagine how a woman this age is throwing tantrums because of food.

Did you watch the video at all You people should face the issue on ground and stop trying to bring up another issue that wasn't suggested by this video.
3 days prior to this woman's madness, her husband bought a bone straight hair of 350k or 315k for her. How many working woman in Nigeria can afford 250k hair

That wife is an ungrateful, covetous and very greedy woman

To think you could find a way to blame the husband for this wife's behaviour shows you must be a very terrible person in real life!!!

Dogalmighty17:
Ugly thing like this ma? Look at her!

As in, before you can stress my life 1 bit, you must at least have a body of a model, tall, slim, small breasts, nice curves with a little yansh to go with it.
You can't be looking like an "eru ole" and I'll give you 100k for hair. I'd rather use that money to register you in the gym

God forbid!!!

Sapasenator:


Then why bother bantering with me.

Boredom!!!

Racoon:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/703959-brain-drain-resist-temptation-to-flee-nigeria-shettima-tells-doctors.html

Okay sir!!!

Sapasenator:


Na you are wrong bro. Your interpretation of that law is totally different from Newton's interpretations.

What if it comes back to me, you wanna have my wife, go ahead if you can. I am not bothered.

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Interprete it let me see

As for you wife, nahhhhhhhh, I'm a VERY classy man. I don't just sleep with anybody and trust me, your wife won't meet my criteria!!!

Sapasenator:


Newton 3rd law of motion has nothing to do with Karma which dwells in the realms of belief. Karma has never been proven consistently and no scientific experiment exist anywhere in the world that lends credence to the existence of Karma.

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Calm down, I've moved away from karma a long time ago, at least since the moment you said you believe in science....
Newton 3rs law states, to every action, there's always a equal but opposite reaction.
Now what this simply means is, whatever you do now is coming back to you, just give it time. Isn't that the karma you feared so much.... We will all get what's coming for us at the end of the day!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

immortalcrown:
Misguided people are the ones who do what you stated here. Sane people understand that human dignity is not dependant on material things.

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Na so!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sapasenator:


I believe in science and not unfounded superstition.

So I'm guessing you believe in Newton 3rd law of motion, that's is karma!!!

Sapasenator:
Will you stop married ladies from going after single guys? I do not see anything wrong in going after married ladies, it is her duty to safeguard her marriage not mine.

Karma? Does not exist or it is a poor man's consolation.

Nothing like karma.

Do you believe in science, I'm not talking about Nigerian jazz oh, I mean science as in normal science?

immortalcrown:
Only an insane person believes that arrogance and pride are what earns respect.

If you respect everyone around you, sane people around you will equally respect you but insane ones will disrespect you.

If you disrespect everyone around you, insane people will equally disrespect you but sane ones will respect you.

Don't say what you don't know with so much confidence. If you look 20 at 36 years and you respect people, people will disrepect you ehnnn. I'm talking from experience. You greet someone who is not up to 30, "e Ku irole" and you will hear something like,"hey, bawoni!!!"

People respect arrogance and money
Whereas on the other hand, if you pull into the hood with an ES350, irrespective of your stature or age, you will see old family men making a fool of themselves!!!

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Xenry:
I noticed a long time ago that one way to get respect from men is to be proud. That is, not giving a fck, not catching unnecessary cruise, just minding your business and doing your thing.

While on the other hand, when it comes to women, its being arrogant, showing them that you're always ready to leave them if they fvck up or disrespect you.

So the keywords here are proud and arrogant. How true is this?

Lolz, somehow true, say 98%, but the girl must be someone you've had coitus with sha o, else she no go even rate you

Hunger induced psychosis🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You no go ever dey alright!!!🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️

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goran3310:
It is an American film with American actors, there are no Italians in the film. Italians are short and mostly dark-skinned.

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If I should catch this girl ehnnn, she won't leave the psychiatric hospital for the rest of her life.... Oh, and no more phones for her again till eternity!!!!