holuwhagbenga:
for factory reset......

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xukwaa:
We just pick it from Twitter and drop it hear. This is getting too common recently!

Please, let them keep doing that, some of us don't go to Twitter you know!!!

EreluRoz:
It makes you feel fresh and stay fresh. I don't remember the last time I slept with clothes on.

Ereluroz, my love, please remind me of that your house address again🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

GanagiBitrus:
What of Maximum Age for Graduation.

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Z.I taking pictures with his corpers!!!

CaptMarvel:
Really
Yahoo school don get proprietor??

Na wa o

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Japan!!!
Because of noodles and Kung fu!!!

Proserpina:
Definitely not.

The necessary people understand.

Thanks

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IyaTola:

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fergie001:
Inter Milan wins 20th Scudetto title with five games left. It was made sure following a derby win against rivals, AC Milan.

So Napoli will not win this thing this year?😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Proserpina:
For the fear of lawsuit I won't complete it . They are known for the most affordable food Sha .

Upgrade and you will get a wife

Is it this

Nazgul:
Tell us in the comment section. Some of us are ready to take notes.

Cc Mynd44 nlfpmod Dominique mukina2

On codedruns!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎

olaolaking:
My point is that we want quick fix. We don't want any responsibility or sacrifice from our side. So our best hands suddenly become evil to us when they bring out policies that we pay in future.

Eg. Madam. Gèlè suggest that custom duty on vehicle imported to the country be increased. It was a fantastic policy that we favour us if we can stick to it for 4 to 5 years. But we are not ready for such sacrifice and we sabotaged it and call them names.

Even Gej was a good man but we rubbish him and that continues till this day

GEJ is not a good man as far as I'm concern. During GEJ period, my brother left me in 400L and went for service, came back from service and still met me in 400L. Please don't talk about GEJ, that drunk president!!!

GanagiBitrus:
Congrats Mr Ositade. 👏

Nigeria is blessed with brilliant folks. If only the country will embrace Merit ahead of Nepotism/Tribalism, & let our best brains be in the driving seats of every sector.

Lolz, have you ever had dealings with a genius in real life before.... Most of them are EVIL genius, no heart!!!

Bwilliam:
I can't remember the last time that something I saw on the internet made me physically want to vomit.

People like you are the reason why I'm pro-abortion.

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Bongadu:
If I had a girlfriend and she had period, I would forking lick that shit , fork it I'll buy fries dip them there and can use it as ketchup, I'll lick it and Bleep her to ease the pain up. I mean I love the taste of blood

Will you lick that shit too??

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I give up, I'm not competing with you guys with this madness of a thing again

Tallesty1:
Food for senior men

This man wanted us to work in his house one early Saturday morning, but I told him that we couldn't come as early as he wanted because we needed to have breakfast first. He insisted, saying his wife would make breakfast for us.

Okay.

We showed up early enough and started getting things set up. Minutes later, madam arrived with a tray containing a jug of tea, some cups, bread, etc.

When she left, I called the man aside and asked him if there was a place I could get fufu with better soup.

He was like, "Fufu for breakfast?

Oga nah tea and bread you want me to take and the start climbing house with load?

Tea is for school children.

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ProjectNEXT:
twas a joke line, so i made a story frm it

You don't have to tell him that. Some people, unless you tell them, it's a joke, Oya laugh, they don't know when to laugh!!!!

ProjectNEXT:
This afternoon a nepa guy came to our compound to cut our light, he came alone. I was sitting outside when the guy said i shuld ielp him hold ladder to cut the wire. I helped him hold the ladder and even wind the wire together, now my landlord say make i go find new house. Even co-tenant no help issue

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PerfectStranger:
Welcome to adulthood kid, its very ghetto here.

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Adulthood lago melo.... Adulthood is about being responsible and taking responsibilities, not this one!!!

1000Capacity:
So a mistake made her to become famous.
This is where luck comes to play.
The most high has chosen a unique way to lift her

I have a B.Sc in medicine and surgery too!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

I've had one since February, nothing to do with it, should be in one of my pockets

Afamsi:
This is a huge sacrifice on the part of the man

Not a big deal at all. My present names(first and last names) belong to my 1st girlfriend!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Puss360:

Lol, so if no sex "with the guy" for the first one year nko?
Can he claim "cheating" if the girl has sex with another guy during that period

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Don't take this serious, I'm just kidding oooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Puss360:
After seeing this topic -https://www.nairaland.com/7803848/leave-good-woman-man-because -
I decided to ask when does "We are dating" officially starts in a relationship..

Assuming a guy exchange number with a girl on Friday, they began chatting, on Friday the following week, they met for lunch...

Fast forward to a month later, the guy discovered that Tuesday before the Friday they met for lunch, the girl had sex with a frnd..

Can the guy claim the girl cheated while they were dating??

I'm confused here ..

After the 1st sex!!!

Mayorlee123:
Lets bring back this nice thread tell us your unforgettable experience ever
Good luck

It was one April 1st, my cousin used to stay with us back then in secondary school. This particular day,we all didn't go to school(I can't remember why), 1 of his friend saw us and asked of my cousin, we told him he's dead, another of his classmate saw us and we told her the same. The next day, I think we still didn't go to school. So some students in his class went as a group to his mum's place to pay her a condolence visit(and he's the only child of his mum). Lolz, what we started as a prank at 1st, it remained small, my p-man would have beaten hell out of us!!!

Ahmed0336:
Na dat 100k captured my attention.


If na BBNaija now, plentyyyy gifts for don enter her hand but trust our people with misplaced priorities.


Congratulations 🎉

You people keep comparing BBN to education. Please stop it. What feat this girl has achieved, she has achieved for herself and family only. It didn't benefit me in any way but when I watch big brother, I get entertained and the sponsors make their money as well. Tomorrow now, she will probably leave the country to the UK or somewhere else.

When will you people start comparing education to footballers salary. No, it's BBN everytime. Bros leave BBN alone,it's feeding some Nigerians!!!

When you want to compare things, compare the salary of a doctor to that of a soldier, that's better comparison. Not all these BBN and education everytime

Gadafii:
10k for such feat

Meanwhile those half brain or brains dead bbn recruits receive over 100m in grand prize for absolutely nothing, nawa

How will she generate money for those that gave her the 100k.... Please BBN is entertainment, this is education. Entertainment is business!!!

mytime24:
This one don rock club tire during his youth age

Who will give you this kind space for club to dance with.... He represented his school for dancing in secondary school

gaby:
Keep deceiving your clients.

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osazsky:
u will..just live right

Lolz, my comments have been joking.... On a serious note for the 1st time today, long life is not about living right ooo, it's by grace!!!

osazsky:
OGA stop this it's not good for ur health
It's better to just chew bitter kola 2 min before sex it works like magic...stop using drugs..it will affect u in old age

What gives you the impression I'm going to live that long?☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

illicit:
Hmmmm no


Ur mammary gland is not well aligned in d pics

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