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Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 8:24pm On Jun 09
BigYash:
That doctor above na native doctor abi? How person when suppose dey promote fitness,dey talk opposite? Inside make he say gulder and goat sacrifice no let him see road..

You op wen dey craze that body type,how your own body be?


😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 Please, please and please, don't spoil my profession. I'm not a native doctor, I'm a traditional doctor, there's a big difference between the 2!!!😎😎😎😎😎
Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 3:16pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
I like saying truth and not wahala

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Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 3:15pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
See how defensive you are πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


It's the truth nah, I don't want anybody expecting what I can't give
Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 3:12pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
They are all very fat and had to embrace redpill to find solace. I have seen their pictures, Luminouz is like nine months pregnant, martinez39s is seven months pregnant while ubunja is four months pregnant, only caveadullam is shuffling between two to three months pregnant


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Say bye bye to your head. You like wahala
Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 3:11pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
There's no excuse for potbelly sir. Tony Elumelu has a very perfect physique for his age, so is he lazy?


Tony Elumelu is on top of the ladder, whereas I'm still climbing the ladder. He can afford to go to the gym in the morning and do a 7 to 9 before setting out to work. My own 7'o clock, I tying a tie around my neck like someone who wants to commit suicide!!!

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Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 3:06pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
Pregnant men who have found solace in redpill e.g Luminouz, martinez39s, CaveAdullam and ubunja will hate this thread and hate me but it is what it is

You're the one looking for their wahalaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 3:04pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
But why are most of you not fitness conscious? In as much as most ladies can date anything for money it's not so for me, a man's physique matters a lot to me.


Jobless people are fitness conscious and celebrity too. In a day, except there's a need to be in the theatre, I won't stand for more than 2 hours(ward round). Tell me how I won't have pot belly

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Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 3:00pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
Don't look back

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Abnormal girl
Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 2:59pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
Most of you young men of these generation are pregnant below the abdomen ewww

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How old are you again nhor And I'm not pregnant below, but considering the kind of sedentary work I do, I'll have potbelly in the nearest future!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 2:57pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
As you carry potbelly or muscles, please shift go Siofra and jeon side

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Romance / Re: . by drimzsmoke(m): 2:53pm On Jun 09
EreluRoz:
Best kind of body for a man, you can take your Big muscles to Siofra

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You and I can never be niyen!!!
Romance / Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by drimzsmoke(m): 2:37pm On Jun 09
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What is this nah!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Health / Re: My Parents Are HIV Positive by drimzsmoke(m): 12:17pm On Jun 09
ebubeson:
But your parents can be healed of HIV. But I don't know if you are a Christian. Try this in one week and tell them to test again. You can help them since they are not strong.

Do 7 Days Midnight prayers for them. From 12:00 am to 2am. What should you pray about? But first tell them to repent and accept Jesus Christ. You also should do so.

Pray this for those seven days and hold same bottle of water for 7 days as you bless the water each day in the name of Jesus Christ.

(1) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I break all covenants my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses and demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2hours (Day 1).

(2) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy all dedications my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 2).

(3) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy the legal grounds, hand writings, decrees, judgements, evil case files my Dad and Mum have with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 3)

(4) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I cast out the spirits, viruses, demons, powers of HIV and Aids in the soul, spirit, body and life of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 4)

(5) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I replace the blood, cells, DNA of my Dad and Mum with the Blood of Jesus Christ in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 5)

(6) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I use the Blood of Jesus Christ to speak better things and to speak HIV Negative into the blood of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Days 6)

(7) Lord Jesus, I thank you for changing the HIV status of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 1 hour.
Give your parents the water to drink and go for a re-test for HIV Negative.




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Clown oshi!!!!

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Romance / Re: Brothel Love: I Am Feeding Two Olosho Daily by drimzsmoke(m): 11:09am On Jun 09
Harddiskng:
Continue your good work. You don’t need to save for your future, as there is non. Your reward is in β€œHeaven”.


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Weyrey!!!
Romance / Re: Brothel Love: I Am Feeding Two Olosho Daily by drimzsmoke(m): 11:07am On Jun 09
ChildOfDoom:
So I noticed and got glued to two new Oloshos from nasarawa state. They are so petite, sweet, naive and tender.

I Bleep them in turns when I visit the brothel. I let them chat with me, play with my phone and take anything they see on me (my sweater, my charger, memory card, small phone, earpiece, etc)

We are fond of each other as we call and text each other. Though I know they can't be mine but I love them. I get jealous when any man go in with any of them but unfortunately I don't have the capability to book them at all times to prevent such.

But it is taken a toll on my finances. It has gotten to a stage that any time I want to eat, I buy for three and take theirs (they are sisters) to them at the brothel not far from my house.

So regular I do this that their queen mother now call me their inlaw. They allow me do anything (sucking, kissing, smooching etc) with them at any rate I have. I am always broke but enjoy their company



Moulin Rouge!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Romance / Re: The New Trend Of Female Mentality by drimzsmoke(m): 10:51am On Jun 09
Silentgroper:
Ironically, she had to use the word LIABILITY ...


very funny...


grin grin


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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend She Is 'suffocating' Me by drimzsmoke(m): 10:49am On Jun 09
May your love last forever!!!

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Celebrates 44th Birthday Today by drimzsmoke(m): 9:04am On Jun 09
tunjijones:
Happy birthday Koko master.

You ruined your career with pride. Cos you were the center of attraction when you were tougher with don jazzy in Mohit, you now think you can go solo and earn all the money to yourself.

Since you left don jazzy, you life and music career never remained the same.


slowpoke!!!

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Romance / Re: If A Lady Says 'no' To Marriage Proposal, Is The Relationship Over? by drimzsmoke(m): 11:05pm On Jun 08
Kobojunkie:
It should not be over since marriage merely entails taking an existing relationship to the next level. Now, if the one partner in the relationship decides that not going on to the next level is a deal breaker, then the other should accept that too. undecided


You only have theoretical answers to questions. Is this how you are in real life or you're just trying too hard to form smart online, which is which!!!

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Celebrities / Re: I Have Many Boys That Service Me - Korra Obidi by drimzsmoke(m): 9:33pm On Jun 08
Natbrowny:
She also claimed she has a lot of Young men the Service her.

The above is mind games. Its all lies. A decoy to make her ex see this and make other jobless young men to apply so she can have evidence that truly young guys are hovering around her.

I knw a mind game when i see one. There is a lot of cobwebs down there that her dild0 hasnt removed



Bros, did you watch the video
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by drimzsmoke(m): 11:31pm On Jun 03
PeterZoom:

Congrats bro it's not easy.

It is very easy my brother. Just swear for yourself that if you should ever withdraw money from your bank account to bet account, may so, so and so happen to you.
You sef won't dare withdraw money from your account. Now the good part to this is that, the bet companies in their attempt to lure you back will keep giving you money everytime
Health / Re: How NLC Power Disconnection Impacts Hospitals - Bearded Dr. Sina by drimzsmoke(m): 11:29pm On Jun 03
zed7:
Nonsense. Which hospital in Nigeria has ever depended on Nepa? Every hospital has a generator, most even have inverters now.

This doctor is a slowpoke. I can understand the impact of no light in a developed nation, in this forsaken country, we have always provided our own alternative power.

The strike must go on. You can't be earning millions monthly while people can barely buy garri to eat. 60k is an insult to Nigerians, that's a mere $40, in a country where almost everything is imported.

You've saved billions by removing subsidy on fuel and electricity. Channel that savings to the welfare of citizens and not squander it.


Person wey no well. He is just lying to make a point, too many lies!!!
I'm in A&E at the moment charging.... When we wanted to do a test for a patient today, we told them to take to an outside lab(private)
Bearded liar just dey cap shit
Sports / Re: Iyabo Abade 'James Johnson' Seeks ₦69M To Become Father by drimzsmoke(m): 10:12pm On Jun 02
MARKETfund:

Shut up!

This is way above your comprehension capability.

Aswear
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by drimzsmoke(m): 10:06pm On Jun 02
Both 1xbet and sporty are trying to lure me back to betting with promos but I rebuke it!!!!🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Food / Re: Join Me To Spend ₦1,000 On 3 Square Meals In Arewa, Northern Nigeria by drimzsmoke(m): 10:55pm On May 26
Foodqueen:
smiley

U bought a bread knowing it's made from a mixture of sawdust.

Obavoh, u don start again.

How are your family coping this season.

Does this means that u buy food all through the day

Don't come and explain to us how your wife spent 500h to cook tuwo for family of 7 o...


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I don laugh die
Celebrities / Re: Physically Challenged Woman Rakes In N30m At Brainjotter's Abuja Comedy Show by drimzsmoke(m): 10:05pm On May 26
pocohantas:
Brain jotter is a responsible skitmaker.
I can't say same for the ones whose contents revolves around nudity, lewd jokes and nyash.

The actor turned comedian turned obedient called Debo comes to mind
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Son, Michael's Graduation From University by drimzsmoke(m): 7:26pm On May 24
VaginaAcademic:
Omotola na sweet Milf congratulations michaeal


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Sports / Re: Kenyan Arsenal Fan Commits Suicide Over Inability Of Club To Win EPL Title by drimzsmoke(m): 1:13am On May 21
Sports / Re: EPL Final Day: Who Is Winning The League? Arsenal Or Man City? (Photo) by drimzsmoke(m): 4:34pm On May 19
Treasure17:
Without any iota of analysis that will lead to paralysis. It's Arsenal.

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Sports / Re: EPL Final Day: Who Is Winning The League? Arsenal Or Man City? (Photo) by drimzsmoke(m): 4:33pm On May 19
Odewaleadesoye:
Who is winning the league this season?
Arsenal F.C. or the defending champion Manchester City F.C. ?



Arsenal!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Events / Re: Man Celebrates His Birthday At Kirikiri Prison (Pictures, Video) by drimzsmoke(m): 3:42pm On May 19
BrutusOj:
Bloggers or whatever these news carriers are called are becoming so annoying with their nonsense headline. A close look at the post by celebrant shows he is no longer in prison, yet the headline says he celebrates his birthday in prison.


You're the only smart person on this thread, no cap!!!

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