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Celebrities / Re: Teni Prostrates For IBD Dende On A Plane (Video) by drimzsmoke(m): 6:03pm On May 03
RedAlert08:


Beautiful and respectful to criminals because they have money.

Would she bow same way to a meat seller in the market?

Eye service and reward for criminalities are part of Yorobbber culture.

Yes, we bow and prostrate to meat sellers too, if they are our relatives or acquittance. We don't just go about the street prostrating for everybody, if we do, when we go reach where we dey go!!!
Celebrities / Re: Teni Prostrates For IBD Dende On A Plane (Video) by drimzsmoke(m): 6:00pm On May 03
Mariangeles:


Wasn't she supposed to kneel as a lady, according to Yoruba culture?




If not for God and music, na small remain, that girl for don turn omo onile...."owo mi fa"!!!
On a more serious note, she's a cultist. Blue queen, the female equivalent of Eiye cult group!!!
Celebrities / Re: Teni Prostrates For IBD Dende On A Plane (Video) by drimzsmoke(m): 5:56pm On May 03
Orlu13:
ftc



first time in history...I must be really jobless to get ftc grin


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You be weyrey ooo, se you know. I'm in a new place and was supposed to be acting all cool but you made me laugh like a mad man
Food / Re: Young Lady In Trouble After Ordering Azul Of 1.3 Million Thinking It Is 1300 by drimzsmoke(m): 5:51pm On May 03
sleekflow:


Naso the pussy get value reach?


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But Se you know say babes dey wey dey collect close to a million for weekend call
Food / Re: Young Lady In Trouble After Ordering Azul Of 1.3 Million Thinking It Is 1300 by drimzsmoke(m): 5:49pm On May 03
tuzle:
okay make we assume she no know weting be Azul, but when them bring bottle, she see fine bottle like that still go open am, when no be malt.


Watch the video nahhh. No be she open the drink joor, Na the guy wey carry am go there. E be like say she even get husband sef.


Modified: It's the mum or elder sister of the lady they said she should call her husband
Food / Re: Young Lady In Trouble After Ordering Azul Of 1.3 Million Thinking It Is 1300 by drimzsmoke(m): 5:46pm On May 03
studycenter:
They're just making content


Watch the video first before you conclude!!!
Crime / Re: Okechukwu Osuji Extradited From Malaysia After Being Found Guilty Of Scam by drimzsmoke(m): 1:27pm On May 03
Zulu11zulu:
hash popy shocked


Hushpuppy is actually not Yoruba, mother was cheating on her husband with an igbo man. The result of the infidelity lead to hushpuppy. Father never knew till this moment, but few Yorubas like myself know this story.... So hushpuppy is actually Igbo by blood!!!
Crime / Re: Okechukwu Osuji Extradited From Malaysia After Being Found Guilty Of Scam by drimzsmoke(m): 1:16pm On May 03
emonis88:

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Crime / Re: Okechukwu Osuji Extradited From Malaysia After Being Found Guilty Of Scam by drimzsmoke(m): 1:04pm On May 03
Zulu11zulu:
it stated that Osuji and his associates, John Wamuigah and Tolulope Bodunde, had cheated their


He corrupted the omoluabi. Scam is not in our nature!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

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Romance / Re: Greatest Nairaland Trolls Of All Time? by drimzsmoke(m): 12:56pm On May 03
Dundalk:
number 1 really worth it.. grin

Very funny guy I swear.. grin



MrCork na BIG weyrey😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Career / Re: Lady Earning N360K Sacked For Not Meeting Monthly Target Of N300M by drimzsmoke(m): 12:38pm On May 03
viraleye:
Lady earning N360K sacked for not meeting monthly target of N300M

According to reports, a marketing expert from Nigeria making N360K a month lost her job in Lagos when she didn’t reach her N300M monthly target.

A social media user using by the handle @Aguofapapa bemoaned his friend’s predicament.




Credit: AguofApapa

She dey earn pass me!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 12:31pm On May 03
Jeje247:
There are reputable online consultation platforms not posting on an open forum like this were you get replies from people asking you to buy agbo


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Yeah, that part is where I find annoying but funny. One even claimed he treated gonorrhoea with agbo, I give him 30-40 years from onset of that gonorrhoea symptoms, he's going to get what's coming for him(urethral stricture)
Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 11:51am On May 03
Jeje247:
It's sad. And people these days are trying to avoid paying for medical consultation only to seek for diagnosis from faceless people online. Talk of not valuing your life. Same person will sit and gulp down two cartons of beer in one sitting


Lolz, in this part of the world, people don't place any value on their health. When small thing happens, you see people shouting online that government don't value the life of its citizens but the truth is, "an average Nigerian(myself included) doesn't value his/her own life".
Let me give examples:
No use of helmet while on the bike
No use of seatbelts when in the car
Not going to the parks to enter bus/car while travelling because entering "sole" is cheaper.
No use of condoms during coitus, skin to skin is very sweet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Breeding of children like rats/pigs
Inappropriate use of prescribed medications, some won't finish their antibiotics while a patient you diagnosed of hypertension might not come back for follow up until he's down with CVA(stroke). The list is endless!!!

I don't see anything wrong with online consultation though. Medicine is evolving everyday, and telemedicine is now a thing.
Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 11:05am On May 03
Jeje247:
Things are happening in Nigeria


As in, Nigeria my country.... I always tell people, the average Nigerian is the reason why this country won't progress easily, NOT the leaders!!!
Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 1:28am On May 03
TREATMENT FOR SCABIES

Buy:
Tab Loratadine, use 1 daily for 10days

5% Permethrin cream, apply all over your whole body now after a bath, then wait for the next 1 to 2 weeks and apply again(meaning you will apply just 2 times in total, NOT everyday for 10 to 14days)

Tab Ivermectin, use 4 tablets at once(3mg per 1 tablet), then use again in 1 to 2 weeks time

You can use 25% benzyl benzoate if you can't find the permethrin cream(use as for permethrin cream, meaning apply just 2 times in total, NOT everyday for 10 to 14days)

Most importantly, wash all your clothes(boxers and towel included), both used and unused and spread your mattress in the sun for at least 6hrs

Please note, the above highlighted is the most important, if you like, use drugs from now till next year, if you don't do that, it won't go!!!
I repeat, the highlighted is the MOST IMPORTANT part of your treatment!!!

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Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 1:11am On May 03
Orch1981:

Then tell him the real cure if you know it


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He went to the apex hospital in Nigeria, they told him the diagnosis and gave him the treatment (maybe there was an information overload, I can't say), yet he went to run a urine M/C/S and also went to a "chemist". Who am I to advice such person. Allow me to paraphrase proverbs 21 vs 20, "a fool and his money are soon parted!!!"
Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 1:00am On May 03
adecz:


⭕️⭕️⭕️

You've got infected with Herpes simplex,
its a viral VD & will remain your
companion forever.


It will be coming & going like an unwanted distant uncle.. ⭕️⭕️⭕️



You people will just open mouth waaaa and call any name that comes to your head without thinking. If it were to be herpes, is it not supposed to go by itself since February

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Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 12:57am On May 03
Autobot05:
I think it scabies

Ivermectin

Benzyl 🔥
And calamine lotion

Rub on all affected parts of your body 😅 except your face ( you’ll later know why 😂) for about 10 -14 days

Wash your clothes and towel in hot water and dry properly

Twill go

He should rub 25% benzyl benzoate on his body everyday for 10 to 14 days.
Agba doctor!!!!🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
E ti ya weyrey sir!!!

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Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 12:50am On May 03
Jeje247:
You can still be itching for weeks after scabies treatment. Doesn't mean the treatment failed. You should have waited or repeat the treatment after 2 weeks.
I don't think you have any business with staph aureus. Probably contaminated the urine when you were collecting the sample.
Did you show the 'eczema' at the hospital?


Finally somebody with sense. The 2 possible explanation for that culture yielding moderate growth of staph aureus after incubation at 37°C for 48hrs are
1. Contaminated sample
2. Contaminated culture plate
A lab that didn't put their address and the name of their lab scientist/medical microbiologist, how am I supposed to trust their USELESS result!!!
Romance / Re: Can One Make Love During Malaria by drimzsmoke(m): 12:27am On May 03
skj1377:


Yes. I tried it once on a girl that came visiting with fever/ malaria, after the hot session she became healthy and active . With that knowledge at hand I tried it again when another girl came visiting. This time around I was the one with the fever/ malaria, my erection was not as strong as it usually is but all the same I tried to continue. Am not sure how many minutes I spent but I know the lady was one of the people rushing me to hospital with only boxers on.


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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Generators Take Over Nigerian Filling Station by drimzsmoke(m): 7:40pm On May 02
PlasmaTV:

God has helped Nigeria o.
No natural disaster
Good climate
Ample land for agriculture
Large enough country
No earthquake, tsunami, monsoon or excessive flooding.

The only thing Nigeria lacks is LEADERSHIP.

So, don't disturb God to help Nigeria. He won't come down from heaven to do what our common sense should do.


What can our common sense do?🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
The problem is with humans, you and I. Back then when God was selecting leaders, didn't they turn out to be bad leaders in the end. Look at Saul, look at David.
Human needs to do better, we need to start loving the next neighbour like it's our brother/sister.
Peter Obi is definitely not the answer to Nigeria's prayer!!!

Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 5:09pm On May 02
Hungrychicken:
Good morning good people of Nairaland, I want to share my own experience with itching and bumps on my private part. I want to share this so that any one having similar issues would have a better understanding of the problem. Because, I also read a few posts from other people here too that helped me.

It started around mid February, I was having eczema on my back and little bit of itching on my penis. So, I got some anti-fungal and tropical drugs for the itching and eczema that had started to spread on my body. After a while the eczema cleared but the itching continued. I spent so much already on the itching so I just ignored it. Since I wasn’t sexually active.

After a month, it developed into bumps around my scrotum, gland and buttocks.
This bumps would later itch like hell, and very sweet sensation, not painful no pus. Just sweet itchiness. The sweetest part of the itching was on the bumps.

I searched on Nairaland and started to hear similar stories and thought maybe it was scabies. I went to a Teaching hospital , and had a clinical diagnosis of scabies. Treated with ivec, benzoyl, etc but the itching and bumps were still not cleared.

I decided to go for a lab test 2 days ago, urine m/c/s. The result came out as Staph Aureus and yeast infection or so.
The pharmacist says 25,000 naira for treatment, injection, and drugs with cream.
I pray this get treated ones and for all.

This is for someone going through a similar problem. It might not be scabies or it could be. But First, get tested at the Laboratory to be sure. To avoid spending on whatnot.

I also need your thoughts in the comment section. And the test result interpretation. Thank you! 🙏🏽🙏🏽

A photo of a similar situation is below for better understanding. Also, my test result.


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You just wasted you money on the lab test and you're still going to waste 25k on drugs as well
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Giving Underage Daughter’s Hand In Marriage In Anambra by drimzsmoke(m): 4:46pm On May 02
Dronedude:
Fool of a father that said they should pray he dies in prison if not when he out he will make life more miserable for her not knowing that he has brought up another case that could buy him more time in jail.


By the time he gets out, those kids would have made it, he will now start begging them and asking people to beg them on his behalf. Now the sad part about this whole story is that, female children are soft at heart, they will forgive him easily and even care for him in his old age!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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Romance / Re: Lady Arrives In A Casket For Her Prom Date (Photos) by drimzsmoke(m): 10:23pm On May 01
NairaOcean:
In a surprising twist, a young woman made a grand entrance to her prom date by arriving in a brown casket. The casket was carefully dropped and opened by her driver, revealing the lady inside. Her date, waiting eagerly, couldn't contain his excitement as he reached out and brought her out of the casket. shocked


Is she a ghost? lipsrsealed



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ-XMCAz1w8



Undertaker's daughter!!!
Romance / Re: Who Has Wizkid Ever Raise by drimzsmoke(m): 7:54pm On May 01
Wizkid that year.... when people career don enter red, na Wizkid dem dey come meet for collabo to bring dem back up!!!
Romance / Re: Who Has Wizkid Ever Raise by drimzsmoke(m): 7:52pm On May 01
Freshtruth:

Mayorkun
Peruzzi
Dremo
Danagun

Are still making ways




Which wave, sporting wave or Koko waves
For the records, I'm not a fan of Wizkid but you boys on nairaland have only one way of reasoning!!!
Family / Re: This Is The Type Of Woman Every Man Should Marry by drimzsmoke(m): 2:30pm On Apr 30
Whatsapp9:
"My salary came Yesterday and immediately I received alert, I rushed to my husband and asked him how much he needs me to contribute after informing him that my salary has been paid.

Guy thought I was joking and mentioned a figure thinking I was going to contest because it was almost all my salary, I just carried my phone and transferred it to him.

It was doing him like film, I then went ahead to pay the salary of our children's lesson teacher so that he would stop thinking about it.

That's when I realized that he was doing so much without complaining He sees it like his duty and even when the financial burden is too much on him, he struggles to pay without asking me.

He was so surprised and happy, I know that my money is just a fraction of what he brings but he felt like I gave him millions.

I then told him that I am putting in the effort to make more money so that I can still reduce his stress. He didn't marry a responsibility and liability, he married a helper and he should be feeling more relaxed than when he was single.

I have never felt entitled to anybody's pocket and I won't do that with my husband.

Oh boy, guy rushed entered straight inside market without even telling me, stocked up the home.

Cooked and served me, this small support has gone a long way to settle silent quarrels that I didn't even know about.

I will keep working harder and doing my best, men also need support, they are not supermarket. Men need our support too ❤️♥️"

Credit: Fegor ogene jp #AllFactsNewspaper


This post is old nah!!!😡😡😡😡😡

Religion / Re: Yahoo Boys Spray Cash On A Pastor During Church Service by drimzsmoke(m): 1:07pm On Apr 30
Gistmedia10:
A video has surfaced online depicting a group of individuals commonly referred to as "Yahoo Boys" showering a Nigerian pastor with wads of cash inside a church. The incident, which occurred during a church service, has sparked outrage. shocked

In the video, the pastor can be seen standing at the pulpit as a group of young men, gleefully spraying money in the air while church members cheer on.

Many have expressed outrage at the blatant display of affluence achieved through dubious means, condemning the pastor for allowing such behavior to transpire within the sacred space of worship.


What kind of generational church is this? cry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwlFN7PIJWc


This person is not a pastor. He's an MC, he was about introducing himself when the video was cut short.
Whoever posted this is doing it for clout!!!
Romance / Re: Hot And Broke: Tempted To Lash Olosho Free And Run by drimzsmoke(m): 10:13pm On Apr 29
illicit:
Them go beat u, green n yellow tonight


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Career / Re: Salary Earners How Much Have You Saved This Year? by drimzsmoke(m): 9:57pm On Apr 29
Queengee:
Quarter of the year is going to end in a day or two from now, and everyone in Nigeria understand the economy hardship Nigerians are going through especially salary earners. Salary earners are going through lots due to high cost of living because salary barely meet up our daily needs.

However, amidst of this economy a lot of people are still doing exploit and still have little saving from their salaries, so we shouldn't be left behind when the year ends with no achievement.

As for me I had manage to save 350k since January this year till this April ending. I earn 250k monthly, and I must tell you with a wife and one child, it had not been easy to save. But saving and making good financial plans is a must no matter the economy.

Feel free to share yours and don't be shy because nairaland is a faceless forum with chances to share your view and personal experiences without criticism because nobody knows you here.

Thanks guys

I'm saving my life everyday!!!
Health / Re: My Guy Has Been Scratching His Underneath For Weeks by drimzsmoke(m): 9:54pm On Apr 29
localbreed:


The pharmacist is wrong for prescribing antibiotics without proper diagnosis. It it's scabies he has,then antibiotics is useless here. You can inbox me via Whatsapp 08130822255 for proper diagnosis and the treatment procedures. My consultation fee is 2K smiley


Telemedicine, Osheyyyyy!!!🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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Na brokeass boys full nairaland!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Romance / Re: Lady Rejects A Man's Proposal Because She Didn't Know His Financial Status by drimzsmoke(m): 7:35pm On Apr 29
Omoboricash:

Did you read the body of the story or just headline you commented on. Pls read the body of the story before you comment


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He didn't read the annoying lies by the op, he just rushed to comment!!!

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