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Food / Re: The Food You Can't Give Up Eating. (pictures) by drimzsmoke(m): 8:01pm On May 18
Mariangeles:
What is that food you simply can't give up eating, no matter what they say about it?

Mine is kilishi. sad

Yeah, I've read all sorts about it, but I simply can't give up its sweet and spicy goodness. πŸ₯΅

What is yours?

Picture credit: Mariangeles

SEX!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Romance / PS 5 Needed by drimzsmoke(m): 12:30am On May 18
Please, I need help with the contact or link of anyone who wants to sell PS5, thank you.
Romance / Re: How Do I Go About This Urgently by drimzsmoke(m): 10:44pm On May 16
OndoRaph:
I started purgin from 4am yesterday and it has persisted up to this moment. Yesterday, it was accompanied with headache and stomach aching. Today, the headache has gone. I'll feel a turning movement in my abdomen with pains then I feel the irresistible urge to rush to the toilet. I've so far taken on Fragyl. What medication can I take to stop this?


Keep taking plenty of water and eat your normal meals, it will stop. Don't stop eating any food because of the stooling. If there's no blood in your stool, please stop the flagyl!!!
Some people take imodium(loperamide), I personally don't recommend it!!!
Food / Re: Which Of These Can You Manage Or Comfortably Eat In Public? by drimzsmoke(m): 7:55pm On May 16
Obierika:




There is no place where the OP mentioned road. A public place in this context he could be a restaurant or a gathering/party!


Let "he" be anywhere, I can't eat any of those outside of my comfort zone, se you get now chief!!!!
Food / Re: Which Of These Can You Manage Or Comfortably Eat In Public? by drimzsmoke(m): 4:55pm On May 16
DCmaverick:
Which of these items are you able to confidently consume in a public setting? grin grin


None, God forbid!!!
Romance / Re: Brothel Addiction: Can't Remember When Last I Changed My Boxers by drimzsmoke(m): 11:08pm On May 15
ChildOfDoom:
With addicts, all that matters is satisfying our addictions when money comes and nothing else. Considering the amount I get, I am supposed to be looking suave and decent. Reverse is the case.


Most of my clothes are looking worn-out. As I called an itinerant tailor to patch up some of my old boxers yesterday, I could only shake my head in disbelief at the pathetic state of my lifestyle.

What can I do about it? It's difficult risking my hard-earned money on new clothes when there are sweet bum bum to pound at night. The thought of it all helps me save up and manage whatever I see.

Now I understand why my father was also looking unkempt with worn-out clothes despite having a good job then


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Romance / Re: Scrotum by drimzsmoke(m): 11:03pm On May 15
Chinweotitoaa:
Do you know that some guys has only one ball in their scrotum

but my question is
Does it affect male fertility and sexual peformance?


Sexual performance, No!!!
Male fertility, nobody can know that now except the man has done a seminal fluid analysis(SFA)
Romance / Re: Scrotum by drimzsmoke(m): 11:00pm On May 15
Ibkay32:
All of us know that you're the guy
But don't worry you will born


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Romance / Re: Help Me With A Product Name Of Good Sex Lubricant Below 2k by drimzsmoke(m): 10:43pm On May 15
Bullfallo:
I bought it. There was one they showed ne 5k. I think over it again I couldn’t buy it.


I don't like those expensive ones, they usually come in flavours e.g strawberry, thus, obscuring the normal vaginal smell which I personally like to smellπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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Romance / Re: Help Me With A Product Name Of Good Sex Lubricant Below 2k by drimzsmoke(m): 10:39pm On May 15
Bullfallo:
. I bought it 1800. It look like i was cheated ??is this the one?

What!!!
I didn't know it's this expensive ooo, last time I checked, that was last year, price was around 900naira😁😁😁😁😁😁
The price might be due to dollar going up, sorry bro

Yes, that's it

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Romance / Re: Help Me With A Product Name Of Good Sex Lubricant Below 2k by drimzsmoke(m): 4:39pm On May 15
Bullfallo:
waters base vs oil base which has better sexual sensational feelings

Oil based lubricant will harm the woman's vagina. Please don't but it. It will destroy the normal flora of the vagina and she will be prone to vaginal infections!!!

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Romance / Re: Help Me With A Product Name Of Good Sex Lubricant Below 2k by drimzsmoke(m): 4:38pm On May 15
Bullfallo:
Where will i find this. Pharmacy or cream cosmetics or super market.? About 3 pharmacy do not have..

Go to any standard pharmacy store around you and tell them you want to buy K.Y. jelly. It's very common!!!

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Food / Re: How Much Is Goat Sold In Your Area? by drimzsmoke(m): 3:27pm On May 15
EreluRoz:
So things are cost like this? Honestly I don't really know the price of things, all thanks to generous men who will just bring to your door step whatever you need just to enjoy few conversations. cheesy

Honestly it's good to be beautiful, I'll rather be fine than to be brilliant and ugly grin

God bless men


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It's God that will judge you!!!
Romance / Re: Help Me With A Product Name Of Good Sex Lubricant Below 2k by drimzsmoke(m): 3:13pm On May 15
Bullfallo:
I need healthy sex lubricant product I can find in the open market


KY jelly!!!

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Romance / Re: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by drimzsmoke(m): 7:55pm On May 13
1000Capacity:


Finding love on here is like your giveaway thread. It's not real

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Politics / Re: Prince Harry, Meghan To Arrive Abuja Friday, Visit Wounded Nigerian Soldiers by drimzsmoke(m): 10:25am On May 10
Soldiers should be the highest paid people in this country!!!!
Romance / Re: Men Can You Marry A Lady With Too Many Tattoos: see picture by drimzsmoke(m): 11:48pm On May 09
Fineman2:
I saw this on Facebook yesterday, what do you think guys?

But seriously, I don't expect any responsible young woman to tattoo her body this much


Snake everywhere on her chest, when she's not medusa!!!😑😑😑😑😑☹️

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Politics / Re: β€˜Even The Prophets Went To Prison’ – Sirika Comforts Himself In Court by drimzsmoke(m): 11:22pm On May 09
FalseProphet1:
Is a lie o. I have never been to prison.

Although there was one of my member whose daughter I impregnated. It wasn't my fault sha I was conducting deliverance for her and one thing led to another and I just saw myself on top of her. I don't even know how I got nΓ ked sef.

Anyway the man called police for me. But after I prophesied to the policemen by giving them 50 sure odds to play bet9ja and the ticket chop, they let me go and that was how I avoided prison.

This I have seen.



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NYSC / Re: Unpaid Corper Sings Asake's Song With His Students To Share His Frustuation (vid by drimzsmoke(m): 8:13pm On May 09
Urgent1Million:
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Lobatan!!
I hope he's not part of the corpers who collected bribe to mess the last election up.
If he is, then uhun uhun!!


Oga, calm down now, election of over a year ago, Se dem give am 3 months extension ni?
Romance / Re: Please I Need Help With This Quantitative Reasoning by drimzsmoke(m): 10:39pm On May 08
Thank you so much @ all. May God bless you guys real good
Romance / Please I Need Help With This Quantitative Reasoning by drimzsmoke(m): 9:43pm On May 08
Mrbrownjay1 and other gurus in the house, please kindly help solve this. Thank you

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Politics / Re: Lagos Admits Dumping 371 Residents In Osun, Labels Them Miscreants, Beggars by drimzsmoke(m): 5:29pm On May 07
Jostoman:
Thats was how they denied lekki tollgate massacre. We know their game plan they should not deport other tribes o

Osun People how far?


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It's called being proactive. Sebi dem don advice una make una no invest for Lagos again. Lagos dey try clear you say dem no need the Igbos, it's the Igbos they are still going for. Just wait and see!!!
Food / Re: Lady Consumes A Jar Of Dog Food, Cries Out For Help by drimzsmoke(m): 9:19pm On May 04
Darkseid:
Lies! Why not show us the one you ate from undecided


The only wise man!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by drimzsmoke(m): 1:49pm On May 04
emmafineboy:

No be only march,na April.(Stooding and stooking) grin
English na ur mate?

I believe say the guy dey catch cruise ni!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Crime / Re: Teacher Caught Having Sex With An 11-year-Old Student 2 Months Before Wedding by drimzsmoke(m): 1:04pm On May 04
EreluRoz:
Some nairaland boys wish they were in the young teenager's place. I've read comments like that from them.

I'm sure the boy don't even want her arrested. Men will never report rape they enjoy the sex hence the reason I don't believe in men's rape kos it has no negative effect on them.


You're joking abi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by drimzsmoke(m): 12:58pm On May 04
osazsky:
sell that of your uncles and thank me later

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My uncle doesn't have either. I'm from a VERY poor family!!!
Pleaseeeee!!!πŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by drimzsmoke(m): 12:56pm On May 04
Treasure17:
Arsenal win city play draw. This i have seen.


Bitemporal hemianopsia!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by drimzsmoke(m): 12:49pm On May 04
osazsky:
Full time draw 2-2...sell all u have and stake it as correct scores...sell it father's properties too..stake high so dat u can win high


My father doesn't have any properties, please borrow me your father's own, I'll return it after the match!!!πŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

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Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by drimzsmoke(m): 12:14pm On May 04
Hungrychicken:


I need your advice that's why im here please πŸ™


My Oga, with your description, what you have is scabies, follow the management plan of scabies that I've written up there sir, the itching will stop and it will go, but please make sure you wash all your clothes, everything, your bedshit, towel, boxers, singlet. Any clothing material you have(except for you curtain), please wash them. And lastly, try and spread you bed under the sun for at least 6 hours. Just give it time, it will go!!!

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Crime / Re: Organ Harvesting: Police Arrest 10 Suspects In Lagos by drimzsmoke(m): 7:55am On May 04
Basiljoe:
Ignorance is the only sin.

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.


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Crime / Re: Okechukwu Osuji Extradited From Malaysia After Being Found Guilty Of Scam by drimzsmoke(m): 7:36am On May 04
emonis88:

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Prostrates For IBD Dende On A Plane (Video) by drimzsmoke(m): 6:03pm On May 03
RedAlert08:


Beautiful and respectful to criminals because they have money.

Would she bow same way to a meat seller in the market?

Eye service and reward for criminalities are part of Yorobbber culture.

Yes, we bow and prostrate to meat sellers too, if they are our relatives or acquittance. We don't just go about the street prostrating for everybody, if we do, when we go reach where we dey go!!!

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