osazsky: OGA stop this it's not good for ur health It's better to just chew bitter kola 2 min before sex it works like magic...stop using drugs..it will affect u in old age
What gives you the impression I'm going to live that long?☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Gistmedia10: In a display of fatherly love and groove, the father of the groom became the unexpected star of the show at his son's wedding reception. As the DJ spun classic tunes, including hits from the legendary Michael Jackson, this dad took center stage and showed off some serious dance floor finesse.
With the infectious beats of Michael Jackson's iconic songs filling the air, the groom's father unleashed his inner dancer, stunning guests with his breakdancing skills and flawless moonwalk. Clad in his finest attire, he glided across the dance floor with the grace and energy of someone half his age, drawing cheers and applause from everyone in attendance.
Stayingalive: what is your def of simp. Cause I don’t understand this your misleading use of words
As in, nairaland boys don abuse that word ehnnn!!! This is me breaking someone's rule, and this is the person coming back to still beg me. Emi omo, I'll leave your sorry ass before you even think of leaving me!!!
Nonexisting1: Calm down. After reading her story, I blame the husband. You don't play such jokes on claustrophobic people and she warned him before hand. Some simps play too much and don't know when to draw the line. A real man will respect that because it's a medical condition occasioned by accidents and trauma. In this one, the simp is at fault. A man that can not follow simple rules is not a man but a child, and as such, not fit for marriage. I approve the divorce. She did no wrong.
Actually, this is something I can do in real life, the cake part, and we can choose to laugh over it. If she should give me any divorce papers to sign, I would sign them so fast that she'd think it was all a lie(the I love you tori to run)
Nefort: You don't need to be a regular visitor of Nairaland to notice that the male members of this forum are really aggressive and bitter towards women. The first day anyone visits Nairaland he or she must surely comes across a comment from some random male saying "Women are useless". But you don't get to see the same high level of aggression from the female members towards men. The situation is so bad that even when a topic says a man murdered a lady you will still see men on the comments blaming the lady for the crime.
I am really wondering what could be the reason why men on this forum are angry with women. I felt maybe it is the reaction from men who got rejected by a lady, but I also had it in mind that also men cheat, abuse and reject women. So why are women not also coming here to voice their anger and bitterness towards men? Are men just being immature?
Peterpanny: To what end. What is the worth of those eggs that he is trying to steal. You practically tarnish your image, reputation and dignity for something that doesn't worth it. Please I want to ask a question,to the thieves on this forum, because am very sure we have petty thieves on this forum,what really runs Through you peoples mind when you are trying to steal something that doesn't belong to you... Please enlightened me I really need to know.
You will pass what? The one you posted here, was meat inside? And by the way, na everyday you dey meet new babe? What of the 19y/o virgin that gave you tuwo with eggs?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man shall not live by tuwo and eggs alone!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You do not relate because it doesn’t resonate with you.
Some of us had questions and suspicions before the OP’s threads surfaced.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I saw a lady 2 years ago, age should be between 24 to 26 years. She was living with her pastor and the wife(mum's elder sister). The girl would always be indoor praying. At first, she claimed to hear from God that something bad was about to happen and that they should fast and pray. The people she was staying with obliged. She kept giving them prophecies and they kept listening Then one day, she was outside washing clothes when she saw one of the neighbours in the compound and attacked her becuase God told her she's a witch. After that, she started seeing ghost as well, and attacking people(she became violent) One thing about psychosis is this, most people don't know until the patient becomes aggressive. They listen to them most times because, before the mental illness, these people are either religious person or highly intelligent person