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EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hwx3KdWHg

Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Photo, Video)

Popular Nigerian singer, Portable, has mocked Nigerians who brag about owning Mercedes Benz car in Nigeria, IGBERETV reports.

The Zazu Zeh crooner who travelled to Germany, said the luxury car which many Nigerians take as a symbol of class and status status, is used as taxi in Germany.

He shared a video of himself saying this in Düsseldorf, Germany. He captioned the video on his Instagram handle;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CkQoNcAti6V/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

can this loud, ignorant drugged up idiot and his illiterate followers understand that not only Nigerians brag with Benz.

Benz is a worldwide superior an expensive car. In rich countries, taxi companies use luxury cars for taxi and for hire service too. Just as you have 5 star hotels superior to your own homes, you have superior cars used as taxi in rich countries where the car manufacturers actually encourage that use to make their brand popular.
And yes Benz are expensive even in their home country, Germany.

In a country like Nigeria where we can't even produce tyre, we use hellbound rickety vehicles for taxi and we assume it's the norm abroad

iykemoney90:
Oga allow your wife breathe mehn. Your own is too much, person wey Don born 3 for you, wetin else you dey look. You are just battling insecurity, nothing else

the moment idiots remind you the earth is still peopled by insipid mo-rons hanging on the same principle bar with animals

Amotolongbo:
All I can read here are
1. A lady who isn’t straight forward
2. A man who feels insecure

the man has every reason to be insecure married to washed up idiot like that

Onetenth:
I have never believed in reincarnation but my eyes did saw one yesterday

Here's the story:

Year 2020, I think around may according to his parents because I can't recollect, this neighbor of ours and close friend to my sibling was into cultism.
There's was a cult clash at ikorodu that year and he lost his life, I wasn't told I was there life when police released his corpse to his parents and I was even part of those who digged the grave he was buried. Two years ago oo..


Now, this is year 2022, I saw this boy at orile, he wanted to board the bus I was in with my girlfriend. Immediately we both saw each other I wanted to scream but I couldn't I don't know how. But everyone in the bus saw my reaction, this boy disappeared on that spot.

This isn't a made up story, if there's any nairalander at orile bustop around that time will testify to this.

Omo! I still can't believe what I saw, I cried till I got home, my girlfriend was shocked and speechless as well. How did he do that? How did he disappear in midst of people? Why is he not dead? There's obviously something spiritual about this that I'm not told.

His mom has been hospitalized since we got home and I explained everything that happened. He was her only child. This is so disheartening and scary as well

both you and the mod and the 171 people who liked your poorly written drivel are lonely world-class idiots

Curious345:
#Bbnaija

the BBNAIJA SHOW ONLY BROUGHT TO US , DIVERSE FORMS OF sexual IMMORALITY. ATIMES I AM SURPRISED HOW A MUSLIM CONSERVATIVE PRESIDENT could allow this show to practically flourish under him.. at a time ,it looked as if LAI MOHAMMED WAS MARKETING THE BBNAIJA SHOW.

ban bbnaija to save the youths from being destroyed

and the useless washed up Mohammed only knows how to go after radio stations and TV houses for speaking the truth.

Obavoh:
My beautiful wife turned 21 yesterday.

I decided to give her a special birthday treat because she has been the best wife I could ever wish for.

She is kind and honest. A great mother to our four kids.




I bought her this beautiful outfit. She loved it so much she took more than 100 photos on my phone and begged me to post it on my Facebook. Funny woman

kid, keep your married life private. No one cares really

You sound naive and good, young but stupid and flowing with overwhelming female hormones.

You should employ more of your time to being a man because there's lot of work to do and women change and rotate like a cycle.

trutharena:
Dele Momodu the old clown.

what has old got to do with the content of what he said.

Young stupid braindead clown

Rivers people should not allow the dwarfism egocentric emotional midget to use their destiny to play politics.

Kanu is a fraud alright and a criminal but Buhari is worse.

The living skeleton has destroyed all facet of Nigeria's life from economy, to security, to legal honour and independence.

It can never be well with this demon called Buhari.

ijustdey:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/seven-major-causes-of-divorce-in-nigeria/

Nlfpmod

pastors are one reason for failure in marriages today.

Many women who are church rats respect, admire and value their pastors, church leaders more than their husbands and many of the churches don't do much to encourage their female members to respect their members.

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1430826/dont-marry-illiterate-sandra-iheuwa-advises-single-people/

the advise from an illiterate ashowo pretending to be a motivational speaker.

Rozross:
Muma Gee's left over

the other way around. His DNA is still in that woman's body forever and ever

Interesting15:
A primary function of man is to seek, know and keep exploring God. The truth is, God is very deep and inexhaustible. Even the 24 elders who have been with Him for ages, are yet to know all about Him. And I must tell you, GOD is very exciting, and we can't have enough of Him. Focus on knowing God and you won't be empty. You will get to a stage where you enjoy spending hours alone with God in the secret place, and you enjoy God's presence, always looking forward to the daily experience. The first step is to make Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.

This is someone's breakthrough. God bless you in Jesus Name. Amen

this very post is contained in your original post up there.

So why repeat it here? Your motive and self-esteem is hereby questioned!

BanyXchi:
Hahaha dude is so pained that i dealt with him mercilessly, just like the way your fellow kaikai drinkinfellow militants dear with your mama who is a walking encyclopedia of STDs grin

She easily qualifies as the biggest private supplier of vagina wrt and Chlymydia.

If she were on Nairaland she would spread gonorhoea by quote.

if your mother knows you would wind up like this, she would have aborted you with the cheapest abortion pill or allow you flow away as part of her late menses.

But she can still apply for late term abortion even though you're past 30. Your unproductive life isn't even worth the delivery secretion.

Although you honour by plagiarism my line word for word and here's my advice to you as your mentor.

Leave Nairaland and never return.
Even by Romance section standards you're a dummy-dum-dum.

You belong to the circus, buddy. stop looking for your gift. You are made as a living barometer to measure how dumb a human can really go.
Your type, dull, ill-expoxed, Nairaland monofixated idiots are the reason stable food in Nigeria keeps rising.

Go back to your village and start farming. You have no known talent other than copy and paste and beat your chest with the ferocity of a mountain gorilla.

In 5 years time, come back and I will be proud of you.

BanyXchi:
Hahaha dude is so pained that i dealt with him mercilessly, just like the way your fellow kaikai drinkinfellow militants dear with your mama who is a walking encyclopedia of STDs grin

She easily qualifies as the biggest private supplier of vagina wrt and Chlymydia.

If she were on Nairaland she would spread gonorhoea by quote.

I coined that line over 3 years ago in Nairaland.

You have to lick my left shoe with your tongue as I have impacted your life more than your libertine father ever did

BanyXchi:
I shred you into pieces so much that you had to check if it's my disses militant boy, but you made a very deep mistake coming my way, I'm still the owner of that same account.... You should be the one to get ready for a black Sunday because I'll make it another sad one for you..... Once being a militant child the percentage of being miserable becomes high..

you're the owner of my account?

There's a difference between a thief and one who when caught red-handed still insists with boldness.

The humanity in you never evolved beyond primal levels or it died in your formative years.

The nicest thing I can tell you is you're a putrid sac of human pus.

No decorum
No honour
No human pride

You were born this way or you worked extra hard to be this human waste?

The one wheb pain me pass be say Lexus no join expensive cars.

This old dullard go finish Nigeria die.

Fool

Carloslehder:
He was attended to ,the only thing the nurses did was Thier usual amebo and laughing,they weren't the ones recording,it was members of his team.
This unprofessional nurses are of course indifferent to sufferings and near death experience and take it very lightly because they see it Everytime

so the nurse was asking memebers of the patient's team to stop videoing and help carry the patient?

gracealonev:
Not the fault of the Chinese guy. The dumb Nigerian soldier should be reprimanded.
They asked you to secure a person who considers himself endangered, but you chose to follow him into a crowded Nigerian market and then turn yourself to a porter.

to begin with, it's not the duty of a soldier to portect or act as security for a civilian.

His boss and Commander should be queried

B

Sergio103:
Sanctioned memo about to be dished out

Insult of highest order to the NAF.

The woman got it wrong but the said army got it worse

Abeg which woman got it wrong?

Horokrox:
I just checked your profile and I realise you are not even worth my time because all the GARBAGE lexicons,etc you typed are what you've recycled previously and speaking of mental and intellectual ARTILLERY you don't even have a MIND to begin with and a damaged Psyche is better than a cloned Android like you without a Spirit Soul Mind Emotions,etc
You better go back to writing your IDIOTIC nursery rhymes you call "poems" and your soft porn stories on this forum
If you're tired of recycling the same lexicons typical of the Congenital Defects of your Gene pool as pertaining to the deviant sexual excapades of your accursed parents then I'll reply you accordingly

before I begin, let's x-ray your words...

*1 cloned Android. I called you a badly programmed botware from Uganda. And now you're calling me a cloned android. Works shameless brain-damaged plagiaristic copy and edit son of a damaged hoe is all you can be. You don't have the mental muscle to spar with me.

2. nursery rhymes . Earlier I have also dubbed your harmless disses nursery school rhymes. Really, your brain cells will need to go on vacation because I have stretched you more than your mother had ever experienced in her inglorious village-tree gang-bangg. So ....

....do we call this the resignation of the high quality idiot who look for BIG WORDS to buttress his deficiency in binding words?


Your braincells had been overheating from copying and editing my lexicons....your DNA suppliers were average Joe's especially your mother whose clitoriz is bigger than her brain mass.
Your birth is a mockery of God's gift of procreation!
Your entire life hasn't amounted to the rags the village nurses used in wiping your mother's putrid afterbirth.

Delusional misfits like you should be farming somewhere in abakaliki to reduce the cost of staple food.

But the fact is your response is as weak as your father's zinc-deficient sperm that flagellated your mother's diseased-ridden ovum to shoot out a human travesty like you into this world.

You're a burden to mankind. The very seed your daddy should have ejected into your mother's kola-stained teeth instead of dropping it inside that putrid bin she calls her love hole.

Son of a Part-time prostitute, full-time parasite

Horokrox:
You do alternate monikers? You must have being tactfully and intellectually SLAUGHTERED by me that's why you ran like a DISEMBOWELLED gazelle who just barely escaped DEATH by a pack of Wild Dogs and you ran behind the curtains of Nairaland to cogitate your next line of action from your Prion infested brain.Your mother must have opened her Prolapsed vagina wider than the Hang So'n Doòng cave of Vietnam for the first IDIOT who use uncorrelated verbiage with no meaning and you're trying to replicate the same tactics that condemned your slave mother with her rite of Passage du Millieu! You sound like a badly programed botware from Yemen with horrible outdated A.I

You have the intelligence quotience of a Panamanian three-toed Sloth and the mental composure of a homeless drug addict You're what the Spanish call Figlo de El Lupana roughly translated as a child born in a whorehouse by a young prostitute and an old patron abandoned by both and raised by charity.

Russia is pulling in Ukraine? Lol only in your nightmarish wet dreams as they recently liberated more territories in Donetsk People's Republic (Zaytsevo,etc) which mentally DERANGED idiots aren't aware of.

But not nearly as desperate as your DERANGED mother who has the sexual reputation of a Tasmanian devil on heat
The meaning of "Dug encrusted red Bororo calf" superlative describes the birthing process by your whorish mother with her Wart and lession infected Prolapsed microbial viral and fungal infected vagina gave birth to a genetic Anomaly like you from the seed of the homeless street drug addict who raised her skirt before exchanging first names

Borrowing of lexicons? The Hungtington's Diseased Cerebral Cortex of your brain is even INCAPABLE of making disjointed lexicons

Your mother was the town's public toilet visited by all and sundry including teenage dudes

The forces of the Russian Federation keep liberating more territories while a brainless nitwit like you in your 50s that qualifies as late term miscarriage with your miserable life in broken disintegrated granules and your tomorrow as uncertain as your mother's marital vows

The low hygiene sexually transmitted diseased sloth of your mother would have allowed a congenital diseased anomaly like you passed out as part of her fetid late menses instead of birthing a genetic Anomaly with the intelligence of an experimented guinea pig like you

Your mindless father died disillusioned and heartbroken because he usually hears an Echo with a decibels exceeding 150 because that's the Sound Frequency he continually kept hearing till his misrable death due to his first performance of oral on your LovePeddler mother That's how large the vacuum and gravity of a singularity of your mother's Prolapsed vagina

Your life is in powdered granules and NOT even the Creator can Recreate it on track meaning your own case is much hopeless than the Tohu Bohu which existed before the Ordered Cosmos at 50 you still need forums like Nairaland to paint your fantasies and wishful thinking

In an Anomaly you your mother made a mockery of God's gift of procreation if you're the best example of motherhood

You should be given a Sky Burial like some Tibetans do because even the Earth would be DESECRATED if a multidimensional Physical and Spiritual Filth like you is committed to Mother Earth at the Permanent Cessation of your worthless Life Force at the Creator's appointed time

Inexorable lowlife, you'll get SLAUGHTERED DECIMATED and VAPORIZED like the way your beloved US and NATO-BACKED Ukronazis are being subjected to by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation

"ran behind the curtains of Nairaland "
You dey borrow and edit my lexicons shamelessly like your mama dey borrow spare dick. Takes a shameless sod to be a Russian whorre. You have to begin your lines by copying and editing mine? Takes a LovePeddler to birth a dishonourable thief with no pride or shame.
You're just another dead rat in a roadside receptacle along a dead-end street.

Now spew me another big-sounding word to make your watery diss sound tough

You make your school look like clown college with your village diction and 2012 diss lines like Putin's WW11 artillery

You would have been a reference point for idiocy if I wasn't certain you have daddy issues.

You love bully Putin? you watched your mom dick-choke on greasy drunks in your decrepit one room apartment? But I don't care.

I'll just hammer normalcy back into your damaged psyche and let your healing begin


With all your 5000 word -thesis, Your comeback is still as weak as your father's penile efforts. You mental struggle is shining forth with blazing desperation.

I have 39 monikers but , hey, that's half your mother's body count in matrimony.

Son of a sloven hoe with an Olympic pool size toto

Why don't you say hello to mama for me, tell her you found someone online who beat you harder than your daddy had ever phuqued her!

And then watch her dirty pussy begins to squirt and pulsate with epileptic fit like the unbridled ashawo she is

Horokrox:
You write like a mentally tortured dung encrusted mowing Red Bororo calf who just found an outdated Thesaurus in his sewage dump

Clown Zelensky fielded a military force of more than 150,000+ person in addition to 200,000 reserves backed by USA and NATO in arms supply yet his army are being slaughtered like vermin and most of the US led NATO arms ammunition Warehouses are being destroyed by tactical missile strikes by Russian Aerospace Forces including Missile Troops

You were probably born with Ependymomas with acute symptoms of Aphasia with the intelligence of a comic lunatic and the integrity of a village LovePeddler reminiscent of your mom who squealed like a sow when she was vaginally and anally gang raped occasionally.

You're like an incorrigible whinebag, world's most idiotic crybaby trying to rewrite the Russia-Ukrainian Conflict with misinformation and gross display of STUPIDITY as pertaining to the SLAUGHTER of his US and NATO-backed Ukronazis

You're the IDIOT who in Reality lives in a Fantasy World dictated by the Ideals of the USA and the collective West as exemplified by THRASY news sites like CNN,BBC and Aljazeera behind the comfort of your keypad

Post Zombie Apocalyptic survivor!

Your mother must have opened her toto wide like Mile 2 gutter for the first fool who use uncorrelated "big words" with no meaning. And you're trying to replicate same tactics that condemned your mother a madingo bender! You sound like badly programmed botware from Uganda

You have the intelligence of a cross border Fulani cow and the mental composure of a drug addict. You're what the Italians call figlo de putana, roughly translated as a child born in a whorehouse by a young prostitute and an old patron abandoned by both and raised by charity. .

But Russia is pulling back out of Ukraine and threatening nuclear strikes...that's how desperate they have become.

But not nearly as desperate as your mother who has the sexual reputation of a mongrel dog in heat .
What's the meaning of a "dung encrusted red buroro calf" this is what happens when your sloven mother didn't treat her vagina wat before birthing the seed of the street tout who raised her skirt before exchanging first names.

When you don't borrow my lexicon you exhibit the true son of a streetwalker.

The bitch was the town bicycle ridden like a circus horse and passed around like basketball during practice session.

As we speak, more Russian occupied territories are being reclaimed by Ukraine. You're past 40 but you still qualify for a late term abortion because your life is in pieces and your tomorrow is as uncertain as your mother's marital vows.

The low-hygiene sloven should have allowed you flow out as part of her diseased late menses than birthing a brain-damaged dweeb with the intelligence of a sedated billy goat.

I should tell you that you don't have any integrity or honour or decorum but your mother is a dime-a-dozen hoe so no need preaching to the choir.

Your daddy died heartbroken and disillusioned because he hears an echo whenever he does oral with your mom. Thats how large the vacuum in her toto is

Dude needs a skateboard to climb out of that endless pit your dirty mom calls her tunnel of love.

Your life is in pieces and won't be worth the squeeze if it were a juice. At 40 you still need Nairaland to paint your fantasies for you?

So you can live in denial?

Low-birth of an absentee father and a cockk-craving mother.

Hope you're the only manifestation of her poor marital choice.

In you, your mother made a mockery of God's gift of procreation if you're the best example of her motherhood.

And you should be buried without a coffin. Your unproductive life needs to go back as manure for the earth.

Inexorable lowbreed!

I will melt you away like Russian troops are suffering in Ukraine .

Son of the damned!

pocohantas:
Lmao. Maybe na she follow disstroy am.

the other old hens may not know you or the enemies you have managed to draw. But I like how you stylishly mention them.

I'm intrigued how you never forget the men you admire and hate from a distance.