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RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 7:11pm On Nov 09, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
Is this you? grin grin grin

Kikikikikk! Oh boy you be the perfect reflection of your father's nutrient-deficient sperm.

Take a look at the blacker-than- black Changeling who claims his mother is from Europe. Michael Gbadebo Oromolaran the most disgraced Nairalander of all time.

Look at his hunger-induced six-packs
A skeletonized fagggot , imbecilitated by poverty and familial rejection.

Even a sewer rat looks healthier than this bag of dried bones unfit even for human sacrifice!

RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller:
SalomonKane:
wrong, you're my slave. Now go fvck yourself.
the pussy faced edimolu is now being pummeled by all the monikers he accused me of being.

Did you know this guy was beaten by a girl in his class?

Tell you what an underfed , dwarf he is. They ration meat in his household so dude was deprived of proteins in his formative years.
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller:
AlmiqhteeAllah:
grin grin grin

I've saved those pictures. But I don't like deluding myself, lol. What evidence do you have that he's the one? How did you get the pictures? Has he denied it? I want to be sure. If that's really him, ah, damn bruh. grin

Imagine the hopeless, miserable bastard coming to quote me with the usual heap of batshit. These imbëcile never taya sha. I wonder who placed a curse on him to make him so worthless, shameless and useless.
My Samsung is ready for you today. Just tap shiit Darkrebel, Darkenedrebel, darkrebel69, Iamwestafrica let me upload you to hell to join your thief of of father .

Fool that has denied his own pictures and mother in Nairaland for 5 minute's fame.

Thunder divide your useless scrutum.
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 5:36pm On Nov 09, 2017
AlmiqhteeAllah:
shocked Tah!! Bruh, are you kidding me? Are you fücking kidding me?! grin

Be sincere with me, you're just insulting him, right? Is that him? Like, for real? Tell me you're joking.
Osun state fugitive wanted for the sins of his kleptomaniac father!

Your father's corpse should be exhumed and resentenced for rubbing the funds meant for widows and orphans in Osun state..


Michael Gbadebo Oromolaran, Nairaland bandit with a long crime of plagiarism, snitching, diss-stealing, bars-biting, PM-banditing, impersonation, extortion, and identity theft.

Your father must be proud of a son worthy of his name.


You forgot say the six-pack you have na hunger bring am , no be gym. grin grin grin

As your papa die and was buried like a stray dog knocked by a passing car, na so your own go be...

This time, dem no go even see your dead body, you will be tied and gagged and thrown head first into a sewage pit...until you drown in a murky fluid of faeces.

4 feet diminutive son of a dead thief!
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 5:28pm On Nov 09, 2017
Gambitt007:
K!
grin grin grin grin I appreciate your keen sense of evading your own death grin

You'll live long!
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 1:52pm On Nov 09, 2017
Gambitt007:
cheesy cheesy

It's good for someone to know where he belongs cheesy I didn't mention you and you already know who I was referring to....lolz cheesy


Now, fúck off!
Hmm, wasn't that obvious?

Even gay albinos are claiming to be models online grin

You're on point, bro. Only in Nairaland is where you're normal, keep jumping from one Nairaland group to the other and getting dumped like an old hag. Na you sabi..

You have been kicked to the curb where you belong once again grin grin grin grin grin grin

Everlasting backbiter.
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 1:02pm On Nov 09, 2017
Gambitt007:
The ugly and tha Fuglee cheesy
Albino Munachi , we have your mother's pictures and the goitre is very bad.
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller: 12:46pm On Nov 09, 2017
TheUmbra:
Edimolu2 or rather edi-malu, the sickle-cell, bio-degenerated bit-part of human dross.

Your problem started when yUour mother's clitorial stimulation over-powered her ability to make a balanced judgement between a fleeting pleasure and the long-term future of her kids.

You birth is the painful result of her sexual immodesty as she was cheaply sedduced by a sickle-cell-ed village drunk who passed unto the world a living replica of his undistinguished markings in the person of edimolu.

Your mother's pussy served as the village sperm-barn where all the village drunks deposit the goo of their lustful passion. How your deadbeat father won the race to her ovaries is still an unresolved mystery.

Your mother died in vain. She left the world a photocopy of her lousy husband who failed to protect her. By nature's predisposition his battered baton was passed on to you. You couldn't at least look your mother's killers in the eye, rather you spent all your days drooling over lala's yansh, following your father's footsteps -he never passed the village test of manhood to earn him the right to sear a son - you product of cheap, illegal sex.


Your life is measure in oxygen rationing, sickle-cell-ed mentally challenged, anencephalic cri du chat sufferer.

Born bastard!

Who said p.mann don't do parental? Fool!!!
ahhh!

All this for edimolu na only him waka come o grin
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by DriveByKiller:
edimolu2:
Shame on you for recycling this...i will litter every section with your pics...you just messed with the wrong nigga, lemme catch you calling anybody uglygrin

See the bald head forsaken fool

Gày ass bïtch, tha fück, for god's sake, what sort of dude uses a yellow belt on an unwashed coat..
Looooooooooolz!

This guy na waste of diss. So person go report a moderator to ban his own disses? . E be like say your mama staphylococcus fry your brain cells during your conception.

You done still get NairalandHeroes banned after he dropped a screenshot of you reporting the mods.

You bleach your face and forget your lips.. see as you be like goat when lick lime

E be like say na your great ancestors naim Charles Darwin been see before be concluded humams evolved from apes.

With that face, no one will doubt you' share some DNA properties with a paniscus chimpanzee.

You're just a made- in-Nairaland tiny bit of insignificant
human nuisance looking to fulfil what life has denied you.

*A confused soul who opened a thread to seek help for his genotype.

*A man who begs a teen ( Harddon) on how to sleep with a girl on his own street.

*Nigga you're the worst of the cursed.. your sense of importance lasts only as long as your internet subscription.

Calling the mods on me will never waken your dead bîtxh of a mother murdered by her own brothers.

Seems you're from a long unbroken line of emotionally un-evolved plonkers who kill their own blood and left little edimolu to become Nairaland renowned orphan seeking help for every little challenge life throws at him.


Dementéd schizoid grin

*TB Joshua will grant you a permanent aasylum at the SCOAN if he ever saw a grown man coming to Nairaland to beg for ideas to fúck a girl he has been with for weeks in his very street.

*Lamenting about the murder of his own mother by his brothers.

*Stalking girls up and down like a potential E-rapist bandit.

*Damn!!! You're a living example of the curse in action in your family making them turn on their own!!!

Your mother's corpse is still undecomposed, waiting for you to avenge her killers...her ghost is still beein mocked by her spirit-peers for birthing a coward and marrying the biggest drunk south West of Nigeria...

...and you're here trying to insult me because lala whom you're dying for said I was her crush.

May a stray antelope unearth your mother's grave and use her corpse for snacks, chewing of her useless pussy, the tool with which she gave to a drunken lackey like your father to birth a purge of nature like you.

Edimolu the mugu, na your papa wooden chemist shop be the only possession the imbecilé left for you to inherit.

Oga paracetamol. grin
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by DriveByKiller: 12:58pm On Nov 06, 2017
Edimolu, You look half as cute as a doped up koodoo!!!

Seems your lips are the only part where you share physical similarities with your mother. They look like her pussy, gapping like the exit wound inflicted by a pump action assault rifle.

Your nose looks like your father's penís; exhausted after being suffocated by the accidic fluid of poison your momma calls vegina juice.

With that face of yours you would induce a pregnant woman into forced labour .

No wonder the drab of a woman standing next to you looks blank as if reassuring the camera man she's not equally as insane as you.

You're posing in front of a chemist shop? grin grin grin

So you sell made in Aba drugs.. see as your sickle cell anemia done turn you into Oga panadol .

You couldn't even get a sliding glass door. You're using good old bolt and nail ... Village mugu .

Poverty-besmered idiot. You don't have two 500 Naira notes robbing together in your name. Disposable human waste.

By the time i finish word-flogging you, you will wish your mother's staphylococcus was strong enough to neutralise your daddy's ogogoro-charged sperm that formed a plonker like you.


Your father was an anorexic drunk who never rose above the gutters of poverty and mundanity.

Your mother's pussy must be one gaping hellhole producing only offspring of ashes from the devil himself.

If a police man kills you accidentally today, the greatest assets you own for the court to gauge your worth and grant your parents damages is your China dual SIM phone that can't take screenshots properly.

You're miserable idiot.

Your birth should be set aside as a global mourning , mourning the wastage of the gift of life.
PoliticsRe: Gej Favored Emeka Offor At The Detriment Of The Eastern Disco by DriveByKiller: 10:19am On Sep 09, 2017
sarrki:
Why must you insult him

Did he insult you ?

Please be mature here
Be matured? This advice would have been reasonable if it wasn't coming from Nairaland renowned madcap.

It is unsettlingly ironical. You need that advice yourself in large doses.
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by DriveByKiller: 1:49am On Sep 09, 2017
FutureLeader00:
I didn't do anything wrong, I kept asking myself what have I done wrong I couldn't get it..Thanks big bro embarassed
A mumu jambite like you dey write long, grammatical blunders like this because of girl.

If you focus on your studies the way you focus on that girl, your writing skills would have been lot better than the pratfall you typed here.

When does a mugu like you ever realise that at your age, much older guys are fücking your girls and they see them as the future?

The girl knows your life hasn't yet begun and you want to deep her into the murky waters of your uncertain future.

I wish I can bitxhslap you and the mod for bringing this worthless piece to front page.
PoliticsRe: Gej Favored Emeka Offor At The Detriment Of The Eastern Disco by DriveByKiller: 12:35am On Sep 09, 2017
fratermathy:
Noted.

You can sell the rest of your opinion to IPOB traders at Ariaria Market.
Fool. Not even a pretence at rebuttal.

Empty idiot
PoliticsRe: Gej Favored Emeka Offor At The Detriment Of The Eastern Disco by DriveByKiller: 12:09am On Sep 09, 2017
fratermathy:
I am not here to change your opinion. That is yours to cultivate and grow as large as you like.

What I'm here to do is to deconstruct the falsity of Isoko1stSon being an Isoko and Isoko people longing for "Biafran freedom".

I have done both, pending when the accused comes back for final finishing (if he dares to).

You can now pocket your opinion and use them to trade at Aba.
So the accused is no longer me? Hahaha. Your madness is not so far gone into incurable remedy.

You're not an isoko but your insecurity and fears propel you anywhere where biafra is mentioned.

Urhobos are the most self-hating and decisive tribe in delta state so go and mend your broken fence.

All your neighbours are more secured than you can ever be.

Insecure fatherless boy using his alternate to like his own posts.
PoliticsRe: Gej Favored Emeka Offor At The Detriment Of The Eastern Disco by DriveByKiller:
fratermathy:
I really do love the hate you have for Urhobos!

What you don't know, you don't know. It's as simple as that.

No IGBO, the high and mighty chest beating tribe, should ever "stoop low" to impersonate Urhobos or Isokos. It's simply pitiable at best.

Keep whatever opinion you have of me, Urhobos, Delta, Nigeria and the universe to yourself and your fellow IPOB nitwits. I really don't care.
You couldn't even pretend to debunk any of the points I raised.

I am here to stop your false representation of delta state and your warped views of Nigerian tribes.

All your threads are seeking to misinform people and distort reality. It is shameful.

You're insignificant. And your attempt to use Nairaland as a vehicle for your propaganda for tribal rift is futile.

Get a life. The urhobo " nation" is fraught with disunity even as tiny as it is.

That should be your chief concern.

Not a quest to meddle in people's lives who are inherently greater than you and your lots.
PoliticsRe: Gej Favored Emeka Offor At The Detriment Of The Eastern Disco by DriveByKiller: 11:37pm On Sep 08, 2017
hammerXXX:
Igbanke dat the Oba of Benin demanded be included with Edo are still campaigning to be returned to the Anioma fold.

So, wen i see this guy, i wonder sometime.
yes I know of Anioma ( igbo-speaking people) carved into Edo state when Delta state was created. That boy is an urhobo boy who has lost every sense of decorum and is no better than a fraudster
PoliticsRe: Gej Favored Emeka Offor At The Detriment Of The Eastern Disco by DriveByKiller: 11:32pm On Sep 08, 2017
fratermathy:
There is no Isoko that sees himself as Igbo in anyway. Stop the blatant blurring of delicate lines. Isoko is Isoko and has nothing to do with Igbo. Isokos are from Urhobo but you dont see Urhobos going around to claim rubbish or IMPERSONATE them.

As for the hate between Deltans ethnic groups, they are no more or less than how Anambrarians hate Imolites or how all Igbos hate Ebonyi people, etc. Ask Fr. Mbaka for more info on this.
Your sense of tribal history is as depleted as your sense of self-worth!

Some Igbo claim origin from Edo state. Isoko rejected you people because everyone in delta state sees you as a pariah and retrogression to development.

Urhobos trace their origin to Benin but urhobo is still urhobo.

Itsekiri trace their origin to Yoruba but they are still itsekiri and not Yoruba.

Why does truth be so difficult to recognise amongst you people as your own parentage which is obscured by polygamy and slavery?
PoliticsRe: Gej Favored Emeka Offor At The Detriment Of The Eastern Disco by DriveByKiller: 10:59pm On Sep 08, 2017
fratermathy:
This guy is not an Isoko person. He is an IPOB youth from the East impersonating the good people of Isoko ethnic nationality. Everyone should take note. No Isoko person would create a username such as his.
Every Delta person who doesn't support your warped views is automatically an iPod. Aren't you an ipod mono-fixated, insecure plonker?

Get a grip of your depleting sanity, son.
Nairaland GeneralRe: “RIP To Myself” — Ayanfe Bassey, Nigerian Lady Wishes Death Upon Herself by DriveByKiller:
Dominicah:
check bbm
huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: “RIP To Myself” — Ayanfe Bassey, Nigerian Lady Wishes Death Upon Herself by DriveByKiller: 7:24pm On Sep 07, 2017
Attention-jockeying, brain-dead bítch.
RomanceRe: I Am Not Dead, I Didn't Go Through With It by DriveByKiller: 7:04pm On Sep 07, 2017
hooli:
Yes I didn't do it, after seeing some comments in the thread about me commiting suicide. And also please i am not "ayubaking" the user that created a thread about my death. I don't even know who that is. Thank you to all those who encouraged me to continue with life. And to those who where just insensitive thank you too.
My reason for attempting suicide was that, I had just lost my mom some months ago. The news came in very unprecedented way that I am not even ready to go through right now. But that and a series of unfortunate events that have followed me and my family ever since are the things that led me to the point I was in earlier today. All in all, not that I expect anyone to care, but thank you anyway.
Pull your shiit together and brace life. Nothing is fair or easy. You have got to weather the storm and sail the easy tides of life.

There's nothing you're going through that's unknown to humanity. So kill your sense of self-pity and be a man.

If you take your own life, you're only proving to every one that you have always been a lily-livered idiot who never was worth the air in your lungs. And no one has ever felt pity for a suicidal corpse. We only feel a great sense of repulsion.

So get out of here and go piece your life together and be remembered for something brave.

That's what your mother would wish.
EventsRe: Lady Goes Topless In Birthday Photoshoot by DriveByKiller: 6:47pm On Sep 07, 2017
Manly waistline.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Super Tucaco Jets, To Get Laser Guided Bombs And Rockets. by DriveByKiller: 1:33pm On Sep 07, 2017
Not even F15? Useless country!
ProgrammingRe: Python Vs Php by DriveByKiller: 11:16am On Aug 30, 2017
@ Cinderella5, you sold your pussy to antispam not just to keep me from bitchslapping you. This has to come in JPEG to scale the radar.

Seems I managed to cure your never-ceasing clitorial itchings last night when I sent you to bed satiated, cooing like a contented cat. That's something no orthodox medication has achieved in your life of penile haunting.

Now you're back for more...your pussy has begun throbbing in a fiverish anticipation for my dick.

Be careful now, tonight's Bleep will involve no teasing, I will severe your pussy lips when they are still dry and leave you gasping like a bleating mountain goat bitten by a poisonous snake.

But I know you're a multiple orgasmic shrew who likes a dick to beat you down savagely and conquer you like a trophy prostitute.

So fall on your knees I will brighten your dim life by allowing you sūck my dick with a condom on and I hope you're not going to chew of my condom to allow my fluid of life heal your manic depression.

Good morning, addictive sp3rm guzzler!,
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