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edimolu2:
buhahahaha, now you have resumed , i like that, u feel agitated and disturbed, that's sweet...i love it

but does it change the fact that this is 12:15am and you should be cuddling your woman or wife?, but never, your village people no gree make you prosper, nairaland is your girlfriend...how many times have you wânked off today?....

please tell me!

just a couple as his dead bîtxh of a mother who has the expertise to bend a dick with her tongue and wrists.

Hot the fool hard , he deflects and claim he's enjoying it.

Hit him softly and the coward will start throwing weak lines to claim winner.

Dude is as coy as a pussy. That's why he would deny any accusation you present to him even with facts. Just like he denied the grammatical blemish he spawned a few minutes ago.

Edimolu is just one cranked up idiot and as petty as deranged juvenile.

I decided to just give him some brutal jabs and the bîtxh is claiming to be ok with it when he's clearly seething with rage.

Dead son of a dick-scheming cunt. No wonder your mother was cooing like a pigeon at the sight of a dick.

You will always guarantee me the easiest victory in Nairaland.. you try too hard, fanboy.

edimolu2:
now he quotes me, watch as postmann account takes a rest, how have you tortured me? could you share please, nigga i quote you at will, no fear, nothing, if i feel bored, i will quote you , if i am free days, i will quote you, and you always oblige me cos you have never been busy, except wânking sessions offcourse, i quote you even when you least expect cos your stupidity never ceases to amaze me, you're meant for my very own amusement! so shall it be amen

the only times you're free is when you're logged on as a guest in Nairaland going through my posts, studying my lines like your mother study the phallus of her deadbeat clienteles. Whenever you felt you have plagiarised enough you quote me only to get beaten and beheaded again and again 3 times in a roll.

Fuckface, I have faced two other people here like you, way before you that's why psycho-analysing you is so easy.

You're a dick-Bleep, a deranged soul who loves to be on the spotlight with a popular Nairaland just for the kicks.

You're no different from a suicidal coward who takes his life to gain popularity or get back at those he/she loves.

You're a creep, a socially maladjusted psychopath and a freak of nature.

What you're doing is just having the thrill of being given attention by any means because in all sincerely, you were an abused child from a family where paternal love is considered luxury.

* Your uncles killed your mother because you don't have a father

* Your uncles killed your mother because she didn't have a husband

* You're begging a small lad like harddon for dating tips because daddy was missing.

* Your uncles walked free with murder because no man found your mother worthy enough to give the dead decaying bitch his last name.

You will die a forgotten coward like your sizzling mother, no name, no past, no identity.

Just another odd , surplus number bugging the green planet!

edimolu2:
shit load of crap, see vexing , e pain am,

i will use am again and again abd again, but guess what? like a failed cause, you would still quote me

you have quoted me twice now, may you never see the end of this month if you stop quoting, balless fool!

finally, caught out, hand in the cookie jar, he admits for once in his damnable life that he is a quack, a sham and imposter.

This is the confession his mother never had the grace to muster ... perhaps, just perhaps her brothers would have spared what was left of her damaged life.

The family bloodlines is inherently inferior, given to quick impulses, vain pretentions and lewd objectives.

Edimolu would have been the brightest of the damned, if his mother's vagina wart didn't neutralise his father's sperm, burning and corroding all vital nutrients responsible for foetal formation and growth.

Now we have to deal with the carelessness of a cheap drunk tárrt, unfit to raise chickens.

It shall never be well for anyone who shared the same kitchen utensils with you, except for those members of your family who killed your mother like a cupboard cockroach!

edimolu2:
yinmu, when your opponent hasn't deactivated is not torture, torture us not when your opponent richly makes a fool of you, torture is not when your opponent is challenging an entity who hides behind two monikers!

your attempt at reverse psychology is tantamount to the knowledge of a teen ,so watery and void of intelligence, empty headed drunk!

The fool thinks deactivation alone is the only sign of cyber torture.

That's like saying those who didn't commit suicide aren't suffering emotional stress!!!

Your mother most have conceived you during her menopause. There's no other logical explanation why you are born bread dead.

Or did the bîtxh smoke too much during your conception heating part of your brain cells off?

edimolu2:
this guy is a complete dunce, did you even visit any place worthy of education, why is grammar so distant from you?

"nor am i zan.dar" in that sentence is wrong?
now this is getting on my nerves, i hate seeing dimwits making an outright stupidity and foolishness in themselves when trying to correct others, whereas the unending laugh is ever on them!

Even your father, i repeat you dead father can't best my use of grammar...olodo

your father's sperm is as weak as your mother's vagina is as slackened as Christmas balloons.

You need Jesus more than your dead mother's pr0stitute soul.

Here's the post: am glad your brain has finally figured that out!


What is "am glad" supposed to mean?

Your father's sperm truly lacks vital nutrients that impeded your brain growth.

Disgraceful, pathetic, lying, uneducated shitbag.

Devil rape your mother's filthy soul in hell for denying what you wrote just now.

Bastard son of snouty pig.

Here's the full text.

edimolu2:
confused idiot, at least you dont call me dark.rebel anymore, nor am i zan.dar...am glad your brain has finally figured that out!

edimolu2:
hahahhahhaha, postmann yet gives himself away again as lezz, lezzGoat, are you void of shame? only lezz uses 'take this' in his rebuttals.....

even your "take this" sef na gbagaun, "you're mother's vagina"? another gbagaun!

biological impairment? lezz's usual words....lets keep this up.....after tonight the mere mention of my moniker would send ripples of sweat down your ugly face....nitwitted bastard

I just have to take exception and quote this.

At the emboldened, anyone in doubt that this boy is a fan ? A crazed, stalking, monomaniac, over-fixated fan of Lezz??

The boy studies Lezz more than he studies his destiny..

Pay attention to your life boy, you're wasting away when all you see in front of you is Lezz.

Wannabe-me faggit!

Postmann the Snowflake called edimolu is now subtly pleading for you not to go full throttle on him

He's complaining you're now dissing him


Oh, I forgot this is a happy birthday thread.

Manic depressive vagabond.

DriveByKiller:
The waste of vaginal secretion called edimolu2 doesn't even know the difference between "am" and "I'm".
One is a verb of being and the other one an abbreviation of the pronoun "l" and the verb "am".
And he wants me to take him seriously when his father neglected his very basic education we all took for granted.

confused idiot, at least you dont call me dark.rebel anymore, nor am i zan.dar...am glad your brain has finally figured that out!

why is edimolu/edimolu2 avoiding this post?

He quotes every other posts but this one. He doesn't want to duplicate his analphabetism for everyone to see.

Whoever thought this psychedelic human filth had any sense of shame!!!

Ran out of ideas? This edimolu sod truly lack cognition and is short on metaphors.

The only people who ran out of ideas are your murderous uncles who used sticks, axes, knives and clubs to beat your trollop mother until she died like a street h00ker.

postmann:
Not everyone suffers from the same mental impairment as you as was transferred by your gene donors.

Was it by coincidence you employed the word 'beget' just few minutes after it was used on you?

Hasn't this been a consistency in all your posts?

Weren't you the one lezz caught stealing line after line from the internet?

We're you not the same person stealing my lines word for word from my theumbra account?

Even the egg and sperm-barn that formed a low breed quasi-literate like you were deficient in vital components necessary for the formation of an intellectually promising child.

Cursed Elf who lack honor and personal integrity.

May no plant or life grow at the spot where your mother's grave was laid. Let it be perpetually marked as the cite where nothing flourish like miserable son who lacks the mental power to write his own words.

Hopeless nuisance.

The waste of vaginal secretion called edimolu2 doesn't even know the difference between "am" and "I'm".
One is a verb of being and the other one an abbreviation of the pronoun "l" and the verb "am".
And he wants me to take him seriously when his father neglected his very basic education we all took for granted.

confused idiot, at least you dont call me dark.rebel anymore, nor am i zan.dar...am glad your brain has finally figured that out!

The dude edimolu just makes empty cheap rants like the termite-ravaged planks that formed his mother's coffin.

The termites got to her effing corpse the very minute the bitch was lowered onto that shallow grave behind a community refuse dump.

postmann:
The first part of your mother's body that started the process of decay was herTrichomoniasis affected vagina.

It started oozing from the mortuary that the mortuary attendant gave her an indecent, hurried bath.

She went to her grave as unclean as as she was during her lifetime.

Your hatred for me rises like a river ready to burst its bank. Yes, I'll make you bleed emotionally. You'd never forget the day you gave me unsolicited and unwarranted mentions.

chai pity the boy.

One look at edimolu and you realize that if his father was any saner than a habitual drunk he would have insisted on a c0md0m and blindfold before ploughing the dirt-cannal of that dead bitch called Edimolu ‘s mother and still insist on being paid for fûcking her.

You can imagine what a reprehensible bitch the woman was before her brothers snuffed her worthless life away and called it an act of honour.

Maybe she ran off with a village career criminal who specializes in unearthing his Neighbour’s yams stealing her Father’s palm wine proceeds to pay her own Brideprice.

Now he scurried off to look for lines to plagiarism and edit.

What a dirt bag this filthy inbred is !!!

postmann:
Intellectually you're hollow and vague. Until lezz or postmann throws you a literal bone, you have nothing to feed on. I can go on and pick words which you have lifted consciously and subconsciously from our posts. Endophenomena bastard like you. Little wonder you were in jss 2f when the bright students were in jss 2a, b or even c.

Your sicklemia have deprived your brain vital oxygen and blood flow that you don't stand a chance to compete at optimal levels.

But I'll rather talk about your mom. She died a fool's death. Her woes started the night she parted her wretched thighs and gave your miserable father the opportunity to sow his inferior seeds into her stench-trench.

She was a failure attracted to a failure and together they begat a hyper-moronic, anencephalic, most efficacious contagion ever seen on cyberspace.

My heart quakes for this slip of humanity.

Truly the boy is a diss thief with a big empty head like a discarded bank hall.

Check the last quote he gave me,See him say “ “may a gazillion...”

that’s a shameless, classless ripoff of Thesonofmark.

Then the other line was ripping off dark rebel. This is the pretentious animal that wants to gain my recognition. Someone who’s life has not even amounted to the slimy stinking vagina fluid that projected him to life.

I need pinch myself to remind myself not all of us are this hopelessly stupid.

postmann:
What do I owe this analphabetic vagabond from down under who spawns from a clime where blackmen represents hopelessness, savagery, academic and intellectual incompetence?

Aliterate zulu. Nairaland must have replaced your textbooks just the way pap and cheap alcohol replaced courage in your miserable ancestors who sold their values and yours cheaply.

this is too much for a Zulu trying to rewrite his history on the pages of Nairaland.

Watch him try to go xenophobic here

Belthazor:
Loool, the dumb bítch called Postmann thinks labelling me dyslexic will change the established fact that he's a gay diva whose ass cheeks swing open like the doors of phantom rolls Royce upon seeing còck!

this shellacked AIDSy Zulu survives the onslaught to still breathe?

This chupacabra from mpumalanga is tired of standing on the sidelines, he desires what put his heritage out of the maps.

And yet he wonders why nature made him a human tool to work out the salvation of others while he rots in the dung of oblivion.

chrisley:
Even wen evidence of distinction btw dem was laid bare.. u stil stood ur ground baskin in denial, yet u cudnt counter it wit factual or pictorial evidence.. instead ur here dishin out baseless assertion

Its now obvious u'r dissin ur overlords 4 recognition, 2 hype ur poignant ego

In de history of nairaland e-warriors u hav no placement

Test ur verbal impact by beefin deadrat or airforce1 b4 advancin to real G's like de great lezz, postmann or TSOM.. lest U get humiliated

what a brutal way to place a feral forest rat like edimolu in its hole. The dude is nothing but a lezz-fanboy gone rebel in the hope of recognition.

But since when does a lackey takes a sit in the presence of un-retired overlords!

The boy is a psychedelic goodfornothing.

chrisley:
https://www.nairaland.com/2929399/top-10-nairalands-phrasemakers-recent

Edimolu u kip reiteratin dat lezz n postmann is same dude.. but evidently ur just wallowin in fallacy of self delusion

I'll like u to hav a swift perusal on the aforementioned thread wer lezz n postmann fell out.. or cud it be dat lezz dissed himself on dat thread to?

Lezz, postmann n thesonofmark are intellectuals u shudnt brawl wit.. cos de are so lethal wen u cross dem

De sooner u let go de beta 4 u.. lest de lash u wit more caustic verbal ass-whips

bro, he knows. Believe me. He's a Lezz Stan who needs special recognition bit his penmanship isn't up to scratch yet.

Dude is just a heavyweight Nairaland idiot who holds on to a propaganda he spawns to avoid looking like the derisory buffoon he is.

He's just another fanboy gone rebel.

MissEdified:
According to reports online, President Buhari has ordered and commenced the fixing Yenagoa-Oloibiri Road in Bayelsa State, Goodluck Jonathan's hometown.

http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/02/photos-president-buhari-fixes-roads-in.html

what a lousy way to campaign.

Another projection of pain again

postmann:
What ails you, son? Is it my literal ingenuity or your mother's rotten corpse that waits in vain for retribution?

Too bad she got herself a fool for a son. A sickle-cell-ed mental handicap who is as mentally deficient as physically impoverished.


One of the hallmarks of a fool is his inability to pick his battles wisely. Your craze to mingle with your betters has left you exposed and ridiculed.

You never had what it takes to stand toe to toe with me in a verbal contest. But you tarry still. Your pride, your achillis heel. As long as blood flows in your weak veins, there's always something to type, no matter how meaningless.

You have a lot on your hands outside your mental distortions which ascribe that postmann is lezz. Finding a permanent rest for your mother's wandering soul by doing something meaningful with your life is chief of them.

Chai!!! The shellacking is getting too graphic.
All the deranged pathetic inbred spews is just yadi yadi yadi when he's not copying someone else's lines.

postmann:
Simple courtesy would have done the trick. Like old Chinese movies "master, can you please teach me Kung fu?"

Phewww!

He'd rather pass up as an equal while stealing our writing skills from the side.

the fool is a lame Plagiarist like those chines IT student with wack imitation of Nokia phones spelt NOKLA.

You saw the fool using coogar's line of being "born feet first"?

Such a pathetic zombie with an uncanny ability to live with his on self denial.

The most enthralling book he's ever read are my posts in Nairaland. Let him go and learn

postmann:
They'll cling fast on that line. It's the only seemingly consilatory straw available to them.

having us beat him in a flurry of expletives is his own idea of wetdream. Just to have my name mentioned next to his is his life long and short term goal.

Fanboy gone beserk

postmann:
SO HERE I AM:

You just love being fùcked by me ,don't you? You called me from the the deep in response to your itching rectum. You longed for me, masturbating on my lines and literal dexterity. You like being fùcked by great intellectuals. Hence you called me needlessly, unwarrantedly.

So here I am, faggit. I'll take you - in the mouth. Slicing through your lips as you pout them, finding my way down your soft palate, fûcking up that conduit from whence your moronic disposition flows.

You struggle for breath, even simple a word like "harder" couldn't excape your dick filled mouth as my dick pressures your windpipe. Rush of saliva trickles down the floor - YOU'RE CHOKING!!! My shaft does the talking while you dick craving faggit remain on your knees while I ravage your dirty mouth.


How's your mother doing 6ft below? And her killers? I bet they still strut around with their chest up. They know you've never lifted a sword in your whole damn miserable pathetic life. They know you're just like your father. May darkness cover the day of your birth. May the lips that announced you as a boy be sealed when your birthday comes around.

Sickle-cell-ed faggit with mental fluctuations.

graphic! Merciless! Total floor-wipping.

The froggy will soon come with his loser's anthem that I'm quoting myself and liking my own posts

Oshiomole just admitted Buhari is a failure.

What a lopsided article. I fail to see any hate speech there. What this slowpoke is telling Nigeria press incessense is : DON'T CRITICIZE THE GOVERNMENT.

clowns.

I was waiting for you to show where I sent a happy new year message as usual, edimolu couldn't prove or attempt to prove he was sent a happy new year message...instead he goes off paraphrasing in a fit of desperate subterfuge and uncontrollable rage , reiterating the cloud of mental projections in his head and avoiding the allegation.

He tells barefaced lies to hide his shame. That's how serious he takes Nairaland

A Desperate E-warrior-wannabe who has never made one single post in any foreign affairs thread or graced any foreign affairs thread on this forum before today has suddenly come here stalking Lezz as usual.

This aimlessly frustrated fellow wakes up each morning with only one objective in my mind: typing the word "Lezz" into Nairaland search field anxiously looking for recognition. That's how he got here.

Well after professing love for lezz , he got beheaded ruthlessly by same Lezz and disgraced publicly. His stalking and desperation intensified.
https://www.nairaland.com/4261998/time-make-peace-happy-new#63757542

After Lezz failed to recognise this psycho he goes on to wish Lezz a happy new year but claims he was just doing it for fun.
https://www.nairaland.com/4263319/wish-five-nairalanders-happy-new/5#64081496


This is a psychedelic creep who makes up excuses like a trapped witch at the synagogue anytime he is busted or caught out.

He still got ignored by Lezz even after several attempts and stalkings to get lezz's attention.

He follows him around quoting his posts, trying in vain to make intelligent contribution and signing off with the word "PEACE". Hoping in vain for recognition yet he still got ignored like a buried corpse.

https://www.nairaland.com/4265873/childish-ways-most-guys-behave/17

Now why would someone like edimolu end up being rejected and avoided like a rotten bag of human excrement?

* He comes from a family with no culture, class or worthy peerage.. he himself confessed that his uncles killed his mother (their sister) coldbloodedly.

* He is a sickle cell sufferer desperately looking for genetic solution to his inferior biological formation

* He's a child of two 21st century non-compliant m0r0ns who never bothered to check their genotype compatibility before fûcking like wild animals.

* Edimolu has been stalkin and pestering a teenage Nairalander (harddon) for lines on how to bed a girl in his own street.

So Nairaland is the only flatform this flatfaced, depressed schizophrenic can ever get laid.

* He is a serial, unrelenting and compulsive pm-sending bandit who PM girls like a lunatic and have suffered the embarrassment of being rejected by Romance section girls to the point where these girls make fun of him online and blocked him on WhatsApp.

* He has professed his undying love for bumbae/lala repeatedly and was so irked same girl publicly declared Lezz as her crush. Dude loves winning but is specially built to lose.

* He doesn't even know basic English rules of verb numbers and their noun association.

* clearly this boy is having unresolved parental issues, lack of self-worth, acceptance , social anxiety,... an adult still showing symptoms of teenage angst and deep emotion damage from family neglect.

No one is interested in a damaged property like edimolu. No one wants to make friends with someone who never stops mentioning his dead mother everywhere online but never talks about his father because the man took one look at the infant at the maternity section and cussed his luck.

Yet he follows my handle looking for the fun that life has denied him, an expert stalker and shiftless, aimless fellow who uses Nairaland as an escapism out of the horror of his unfortunate life.

If edimolu will dedicate half of the time he employs to stalking Lezz to avenging his mother's killers or seek psychotherapy, his family will have a healthy chance at breaking the cycle of self-destruction that has been thier custom.

So edimolu/edimolu2 plus other female handles you hide under to stroke your deflated self-esteem. I don't hate or like you. You're not worth those emotions.

You're securely locked in a corner of indifference. I have made friends here with people I once didn't see eye to eye, but no real squawks with you.

Your emotional baggage and abused childhood is just too risky to have you come close.. damn, even quoting you is risking contaminating your social herpes and emotional yeast.

I'm ambitious but I don't want to end up picking your father's discarded baggages.

Remain on the fringes of playing catch-up, until you report here that you have exterminated your mother's killers or bring them to justice , you will remain the biggest loser with a misplaced priority.

The only lasting solution is for the owners of these cows to build ranches and stop this medieval mode of cattle rearing.

Amongst other recurring symptoms of mental density, chronic amnesia, perceptual disturbances and severe psychosis, this "kid" says I wished him a happy new year

I thought taking a non-certificate course on my posts and tagging me to all monikers with good diction is this dudes only mental handicap.... but saying I wished him a happy birthday.....phew!!!

That's why I stopped mentioning or bantering with the damaged inbred. Too many genes in him never really evolved as they kept mal-developing and corrupted in his formative years resulting to one of the most twisted psychologically damaged offshoot of evolution to walk God's earth.

Same dude who lacks the grace to own up when he's wrong because the only chance where he can get any validation in his life is in his digital representation i.e Nairaland.

Same dude i got beaten barbarically like a lynch mob until he sang my song and confessed he was using an alternate....damn.

And his 2018 wish was waiting for me to break my promise to never quote him again. Boy did he announce to the world I just quoted him today !!!!

Talking about a fanboy gone irredeemably beserk.

Having me mention and quote him is his wet dreams and sleep enhancers!

You will grow old turkey waiting for me to recognise You're still having the aftershock of having your mom murdered by her own brothers to the extent you came to Nairaland pleading to be taught tricks on how to lay a girl in your own street.

Is this the kind of swat fly with parental neglect I will banter with ?

No more!

Anyone with spare time can go through that link to see where edimolu was beaten like a public thief and hung dry for birds to pick his corpse clean. He was Jared at by other Nairalanders and his education mocked as he resorted desperately to divert the feud into a war of grammar and failed hopelessly..

He has become more Lezz obsessed ever since.

https://www.nairaland.com/4261998/time-make-peace-happy-new/2#63782837

Again, he's still playing catch-up with his ghost.

But Dead men don't matter.

edimolu2:
All hail the greatest fool nairaland's ever produced, bumping into my mention like a lost-soul, e pain the werey, is it your south africa or your nigeria?

lezz aka postmann..lol, you can't hold up to your words,thought you promised never to quote me anymore, you are really the true son of your mother, you couldn't resist the urge, just as your filthy mother couldn't resist the urge to relinquish her quest for innumerable dick-count!

pitiable-soul, i don miss your stupidity walai, pseudo-intellectual dunce!

Lolz he even had to quote twice with such burning, blinding fury only a great pain can produce. Cheap insults,cheap words.

Your raw nakéd expletives with zero creativity have seen their days. It's no longer relevant. Try movie scripting. But....

Edimolu, you have just too much free time on your hands.

Get productive, help the aged, seek for means to improve your woden half-empty chemist shop, or learn another trade or craft or even practice subsistence farming, anything else but if you have this much time to keep following this Lezz handle fixedly for the past 3 months because he snubbed you, then you have wasted your life.

The internet forum is supposed to be for leisure not a permanent residency.

And lastly, I know it's not within your inner strength, but learn to bear rejection as a true man. Only a month ago you were wishing Lezz, amongst others, a happy new year.

Jut because your peace offering and white flag was rejected by Lezz doesn't mean you should start practising stalking as a new hobby.

Remember, life is in phases and men are in sizes. It will get to your turn one day if you're patient and obedient to your betters.

minke:
The Inspector General of Police (IGP) Ibrahim Idris during his meeting with a Senate committee on Friday, suggested that states with anti-grazing law be ordered to suspend the law until ranches can be provided for herdsmen.

one dictatorial fool at the top begets another fool too.

So the IGP who is supposed to be abreast with the law of the land doesn't know the senate CANNOT order the state on its laws?

What a country run my moronic imps Nigeria is.

GoroTango:
Yes or isn't a Fulani life a life nonetheless? Stop listening to radio Biafra cos its poisoning your mind

men come in sizes, dude. Some lives aren't even worth the cross-border cows here or the grass they chew.

You know what I'm talking about, don't you?