₦airaland Forum

Vorpal:
No vex, sir.

Vex ke? Why I go vex?

Vorpal:
The pic looks slightly inappropriate. Too much flesh being exposed makes it look immodest.

That's why I asked,if you wanted to leave it up. At least it has acheived its intended aim I guess?

If we were involved i will be pissed you put such thing up.

You never even enter you done dey dictate!

I think say na only neediness and wuzzyness be your only deficits.

Abeg, make I add inferiority and acute attention deficit syndrome join them.

You have the full credentials to be a world class stalker and control freak, bro.

EfccBoss:
rubbish

Rubbish? Jude? What's rubbish about my submission? Tell me.

1994 the apartheid Botha regime in south Africa fell. And universal suffrage democratic elections were held and the black dominated ANC won the general elections to form a government.

Problem was the majority of black South Africans are intellectually disadvantaged owing to centuries of apartheid segregation in schools, work places and entrepreneurship.

So the south African Government officially asked the Nigerian Government for experts to fill up the vacant position in south Africa.

I understand this isn't the typical romanceland threads where your hollow head spew idle chatters .

This is purely international politics and world depth knowledge where you know next to nothing.

So it's natural for you to feel so small like a budding maggot forming in a dejected can of milk.

Learn to learn, noob. I offer you free education far beyond daddy's budget.

aregal:
Is that why hundreds of thousands of Nigerians have moved to South Africa, leaving their civilized land of smart people behind?

I don't like dealing with black south African minions because it always end in a lecture session!

Now back in 1994, the first ANC Government officially asked for help from the Nigerian Government in respect of professionals in health, education, engineering, etc to fill up the black intellectual deficit in zulu land.

That, my friend, is the genesis of Nigerians moving into south Africa to help you clean your own shiit from off your own arse!

Jacksparr0w127:
I'm not up for any debate


Have fun

I know you wouldn't/couldn't substantiate your earlier condescending remark about your own country in front of a global audience!

Most of you romanceland magnets are just so limited in world view.

Obviously you rushed to criticise the Nigerian youth without even putting her in fair comparison with her counterparts from south Africa...

Just so you know: The average pass mark in South African public school is 30%

Nigeria and the rest of the world is still 50%.

Now you know.

Go have fun!

Jacksparr0w127:
Our leaders are looting us dry, youths are here fighting our irrelevant Bullshyt. Oh my Nigeria!

...and south African youths are any better?

ZarZar:
Apparently it's to get citizenship.

What black man will want to be a citizen of south Africa, the land of dumb Zulus?

A black man as a south African is economically disadvantaged, socially out of touch and politically compromised.

South Africa is colonisation and slave era revisited!

Fmartin:
all i will be happy to see is a nairaland app.

what about you
where do you think nairaland should upgrade?

share your views.

Moderatorship! Seun should try other alternative as a measure of stifling online brawls as mynd44's high-handed approach has been counterproductive to put it euphemistically.

Kenmoris22:
when u struggle to buy data to defend some one who stole your money then we must know the person who placed a cuase on u to appease him to free u

The imbecilé is a local keke napep ticket tout in ogara.

neoclassical:
I woke up this morning with the news that FCSC has shortlisted lists of successful candidates in the ongoing recruitment exercise by the Commission in various Federal Ministries.

Succinctly, I have a friend who studied Business Administration with 3rd Class, while I have Msc and Bsc (2.1) all in Economics. Both of us applied for the same position (SGL 09) in the Ministry of Trade & Investment. Perhaps, to my greatest perplexity, this guy's name was shortlisted while mine was conspicuously missing. Just a few minutes ago he opened up to me that the father made "some calls" on his behalf prior to this time.

For your information, we are of the same age bracket, applied for same position, from the same State. So what criteria could have been used to disqualify someone with Msc and Bsc (2.1) and someone with a 3rd Class was selected.

Holding other factors constant, I am so happy for him and I am so expectant that mine is coming. But this has kept me in an awe position, as the whole scenario depicts lack of correlation between merit and success in this entity called Nigeria.

WHAT A COUNTRY? So help us God!

If there's any country that shouldn't employ on certificate, then it should be Nigeria.

I don't know if there was an oral or written interview for the position you applied for, but if there was, it should weigh heavily into consideration of employment.

Your 2.1 and MSc doesn't mean anything in Nigeria; anyone with cash could get a Bsc certificate with good grades. Only in Nigeria do we have so much emphasis on certificate. And we know how corrupt our education system is.

If I were an employer, I will treat anyone with 2.1, 2.2 or 3rd class equally and all should sit for interviews and screening.

Lawlahdey:
Aww.. I'm available.
Would you like to have me?

Come inside let's talk.

Lawlahdey:
Woooow.. I'm wooowed.

See why I love you

it could have been bearable if you didn't mix intelligence with a dick-stirring beauty.

You're a must-have!

Lawlahdey:
Aww..Must be tiring, no?

I'm all shades of crimson.Mind telling me more?

Your smile is never tiring. It feels new every time , I am compelled to draw the days motivation from its radiance and charm...

And the glint in your eyes, it mirrors the spark in your smile like matching jewellery...

But your boobs break my heart for want of a feel, a rising mould of pure artistic sculpting. It hangs on your chest in such a beautiful position and portray the fine bones of your shoulders.

Wild images of those twin mould of perfection invade my reasoning. You should shelter me there from life's harsh dealings, Lawlahdey.

Lawlahdey:
Aww.. Someone got hooked on my smile
Right away for you, sweetheart.

Where have you been, btw?You've been missing on my own mobile.

Been clearing backlogs since I got back from the West.

Your smile isn't your only physical virtue that's enthralling.

Lawlahdey:
Well.. Glory to Gory

Well, digital apocalypse. Romanceland ever-flowing bloodbath.

Darkness was overwhelmed by Light. And harbinger of death was indeed an angel for once.

Lawlahdey:
Awww.. If it's not my prince charming

My mobile has lost half its value since you disappeared.

When are you bringing back the heart-warming smile?

Lawlahdey:
#You are not a nairalander if you dont know about the infamous "Glory" thread

You mean "Gory" thread?

Lawlahdey:
I no even sabi weitin to talk

Make I dey laff dey go

Those words conjure up strong mental images of your even white teeth.

godfatherx:
So after retiring from the Nigerian Army, he should come back and put on custom uniform!

Why are you so stupid?
Would you ask your secondary school principal to put on school uniform?
Thunder will fire you, the next time you quote me and use derogatory words at me!
Idiot!

Comparing a retired military officer who now head the customs to the relationship between secondary school students and their principal is unbelievably uncorrelated and down right foolish...and to think 6 people actually liked that ignorant posts is bone-melting.

In all formal meeting and representation, the custom boss should be on his uniform with his rank fully displayed. Appearing before a senate committee in plain clothes is grossly unprofessional and insulting. No army or police boss will do it.

Damn! Nigerians!

Idydarling:
this is the first time I'm hearing about the Nigerian army reprimanding an officer for an offence, kudos, hope this will serve as a warning to the rest who derive pleasure from punishing a civilian extremely, like someone once said: if an army man slap u eh, ur destiny go reset.

The emboldened is still the sort of general ignorance that prevails in Nigeria.

The army has no right or authority to even minimally "punish" you.

This gross ignorance is what the army relies on to make you an animal in human form.

Sad Nigeria is a country of gross educated illiterates!

Blue3k:
They are only good at setting up check points and collecting bribes. If you ask then to do actual work they look for any excuse to get out of it.

So undisciplined and corrupt.

*Drag net arrest
* Vehicle paper demands
*False allegations
* Extortion
* Bullying
*Intimidation
* Demand of money before investigation and arrest are their stock in trade

engineerboat:
The Lagos State Police Commissioner Fatai Owoseni on Wednesday said he will not allow the planned protest against the Federal Government slated for February 5 to hold in the state.

Popular musician, TuFace Idibia who joined the call for protest by some concerned Nigerians over the state of the nation, had used his social media platforms to appeal to his supporters to join the movement.

But Owoseni, who had earlier stated that there was no official request from the protesters notifying security agencies of their plan, said Wednesday that intelligence report indicates that criminals might hijack the process.

According to the police chief, the command wasn’t ready for that kind of demonstration and as such would not allow it to hold

He said no matter how good an intention is, hoodlums would always find a way to harass, rob and attack innocent members of the public, who may wish to go about their Lawful duty.

Owoseni said: “Information reaching us revealed that some hoodlums are planning to hijack the peaceful protest. And as such, we won’t allow it to hold in Lagos. We know that Tuface do not have the capacity to contain such a crowd and we will not fold our hands and watch while things go out of hand.”

At a press conference held earlier in the week, Owoseni said: “The Civil Society had said that they do not need police permission to carry out any peaceful protest, but they should also be aware that there might be those who share an opposing view. This set of persons may want to disrupt the peaceful demonstration and would want to attack demonstrators.

“This is why we advise individuals or group of persons who may wish to embark on civil demonstration to inform the police so that adequate security arrangement would be provided.”


http://thenationonlineng.net/lagos-police-vows-to-stop-tufaces-protest/

The police have no powers banning a peaceful demonstration. No such powers were granted the police.

This same matter had been trashed in our judicial system so enough legal precedents abound.

Also the excuse of hoodlums hijacking the peaceful protest is not an excuse, actually, it is the duty and mandate of the police to provide protection for the protesters.

Using that as an excuse is unprofessional and disgraceful on the part of the Lagos police hierarchy.

These uniform thugs won't stop showing their illiteracy and unprofessionalism.

They always give the impression they are meant to protect the government, not the law and Nigerians.

makydebbie:
Well we ladies have to keep that place neat, we can't compare ours to men cos we're prone to get infections more than men.

I just can't stand a guy doing it at the roadside and most guys don't wash their hands afterwards. If you're guilty of that pls don't quote me.


Anyways I get your point op.

This is what I'm taking home. Cc twitzkerbliz

dre11:
http://punchng.com/soldier-beats-rider-death-car-hits-motorcycle/

The army should hand over the soldier to the police for investigation and prosecution.

It isn't an army matter solely anymore.

DeepFriedPuff:
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[color=dodgerblue]Sure he was caught? Or was he trolling in the 1st place?
If he wanted to scam there are plenty people would fall victim to him as evident by MMM
All he need do is advertise his business outside romanceland

Stop trying too hard to convince me you're sane. Your madness is genuine.
OK, so he hasn't come out to say he was trolling but you're speaking for him to say he was merely trolling and not looking to deceive us.

So why did he clean the last digits of the first bank statement so that people who did a search wouldn't see it was the identical figures access bank used in their advert?

Why did he take 24hrs to re reproduced a Photoshop copy which he hurriedly did to repair his "reputation" and mistakingly wrote 18 billion? He was trolling too.

And he waited 1wk for his oga to come and he snapped and uploaded the pic of an old Toyota corolla as his bought car?

And he was exposed again and he disappeared from Nairaland uisng alternate to do damage control!

DeepFriedPuff:
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But he didn't . because he was doing what he does and that's catch fun by trolling Nairaland,romanceland in particular

He was trolling us!!! Only that it backfired and he was exposed as fake and a fraud!

DeepFriedPuff:
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And u..... u took it too seriously. Just like u are this debate. Period.

All of Nairaland took it seriously. The person who bursted him was an old non-romancelander!
Everyone knew he clearly set out to deceive except an old brainless prostituté like you who's trying to pull traffic her way.

DeepFriedPuff:
.

Its clear from or discussion just who is pained and can't handle a discussion and who needs to keep out of them .

And to be clear its not me.

GoodAfternoon Lezz.Nice discussing this matter with u.
Oh! Don't forget ta take yer blood pressure medicine . It will help bye[/color]

please, dirty dick-swilling whóre, stop calling me lezz. Except your father has been saving your virginity by practising anal sex with you.

You're right, nothing is as unsettling as a mad woman trying to confuse sane people she's mentally healthy. You deserve to be lethally injected so your mensural flow would skip its path and you die of vagina internal bleeding.