₦airaland Forum

Only if Zulus will stay off crack supply will cease coming.

edimolu2:
Pile of rubbish as usual from a sex starved fool! Lez if only you could churn this energy into reality would you not be a failed 40 year old! Spits!

see who calls someone sex starved! Chai! This repulsive vermin who would gladly lick lala247's sanitary pad when she pooh-poohed him like a leprous gawk after months of ceaseless stalking and harassment.

A dude who has been blocked on WhatsApp by a handful of teenage romanceland girls after he came salivating like a morooned dog.

Dude who crawled up to a little boy in NL ( harddon) begging for tips on how to bed a girl in his own street.

A feral rat who sends a dozen PM's a day, taking stalking to new heights.

You're just another notch in the belt in romanceland. A thoroughly iced-out idiot looking for relevancy out of the pit of his oblivion.

A mentally tortured dolt who hasn't healed from the schism of his dead mother.

One wonders what daddy ever succeeded in achieving. Maybe his only contribution in your life was donating his nutrients-deficient sperm in a fit of drunken rage and abandoning the hoe who had enough vagina disease to fill up a whole wing of disease control unit/ward in any federal government hospital.

A mono-fixated romance section addict who has never made any meaningful contribution or thread to Nairaland except litter the forum with the myriad of his family problems and deformed DNA formation.


I have resolved never to respond to an illiterate, doucherag like you, slithering like a dust-eating worm who nature carefully fúcked in every of his orifices, but sometimes having you for weekend snacks is irresistible.



Rebellious dirt-bag.

This doltish servile governor hasn't seen the end of it yet. After coming on air to compel traditional rulers to donate land to a band of low breeds called herdsmen, he's being reminded how illogical and unevolved these uncircumcised nothern a.b.o.k.i vermins can be.

And I don't know where Ebonyi got 29 million to gift Benue and Taraba; this is one of the most undeveloped state in Nigeria.

chrisley:
He myt be a decent n humane fellow in real life.. I don't judge peeps by dia e-persona cos de are often all make-believes

if uv been stalkin his posts u'ld see wia he had intermittently askd sum graduates to mail dia CV's to him in a bid to pull strings n help dem secure jobs.. witout chagrin a dime

So just 4get abt de nasty tinx he says while trollin 4 fun but follow wat he does.. "Follow ma lead cos ma language is dangerous"- cappadonna of wutang clan

I have seen some of his sensible comments here and there. Yes trolls are often nice people behind the keyboard but his intentions aren't what I'm gauging here but his unresolved emotions.

For every post we make here (online) a tiny bit of us is spilt onto the open.

hibiscus76:
He had this to say on FB

"My name is Michael Chidumebi Johnbosco Ngige and today is my BIRTHDAY.

Customarily,I tried to surge up sorrowful moments from my little stay on earth, tragedies that could strike pity in the hearts of my readers.

Buh ohhh, I remember, I've not really been in those tragic situations people do talk about.

I've never been robbed or accused falsely... I've never been in any life threatening accident/situation niether have I lost a close loved one.

So I'm just lucky.

People tend to look at my picture and mistakenly conclude that I must be an intelligent person.

No, I am not.

In fact, I practically struggled with my grades during my four years in the university...

In short, all my life in school sef

Buh one thing is sure... I'm very SMART... Smartness that metamorphosed from things I read..

I read everything..
From fictional prose to Histories and fancy magazines..
From Reader's digest to Kamasutra...
From Britannica encyclopedia to the discovered scrolls of Leonardo da Vinci.
From Bishop Chris Kwakpovwe's 'Our daily manner' to Robert Greene's '48 laws of power and the act of seduction.

All these books broadens my horizon and sharpen my thinking process which in turn create doubts in my mind.

Yes, I have doubts... One of which is the existence of a supreme, supernatural being who oversees and orders the affairs of man.

Like, if he is there... Why does he allow bad and evil to triumph Why is he so detached from us??

Is his strength deteriorating or have humans become irredeemable??.

Please dont misunderstand me.. I'm just a nonconformist, I don't conform to accepted belief/customs just like religion would want us to..

We should have faith, they say... Faith which takes away the capacity for clear and realistic thoughts...
What kind of a man would I be if I don't seek the truth

I don't believe in karma... Like if you wrong me, you're getting it one way or the other... No matter how long it takes..

I belong to an online forum where I'm very much controversial & intensely hated & my contributions are greatly disturbed by online bullies.

People tend not to see things from my perspective and it irks me... Buh pops would always say "Everybody cannot see things the way you do, understand them"... So I just try to make rational defenses for some people's ignorance.

I am weird, I fear criticism too and my greatest motivation is to see my mum happy.

As I celebrate today, I pray I get bigger everyday, my doubts cleared and my thoughts align.

Happy Birthday Michael Ngige"

Happy Birthday Hun, you're one of the smartest people I know.
More knowledge, long life and prosperity too

This post should be benchmarked as proof that people who make irksome posts on Nairaland like sarrki and this dude, who also take the pain to be the first to comment are often suffering from some advance stages of attention-craving disorder, emotional density and a turbulence of psychological storm.

Dude is intelligent no doubt but has a great unresolve in his spiritual and mental roadmaps . Unfortunately that's the part of his life he chooses to display in Nairaland.

He's always passed as a mindless troll to me whose motive is solely to make others pissed. Not knowing he's pissed himself offline.

Happy birthday to the gentle troll all the same.

DaAwesome1:
u have no idea the amount of work this guys do.
would love to see ur ASS in camo nd an A.K hunting terrorist

you still betray your lack of modern combat skills.

Fighting terrorists isn't about dressing in camo and running after them with AKs.

It's purely intelligence gathering, tactical ability, discipline and liaising with the local communities. All these is what the Nigerian army lacks 100%.

Like their police counterparts, they solve a problem with the simplest and easiest of approaches.

Nigeria police looking for a murder suspect: ( arrests everyone at the murder scene including relatives and passersby)

Nigeria Army fighting insurgents and terrorists ( burn every building within the proximity and arrest every youth or middle aged man in sight.

Nigeria police looking for yahoo boys ( every young dude dressing flashy with an iPhone is a prime suspect)

This is the modus operandi of our illiterate police and army. Shame.

Once again this puts a damning clog in the wheel of Hausa/Fulani population myth in Nigeria.

There’s no way this inferior breed with the highest child mortality rate in Nigeria would automatically become the most populated in the country.

FTrebirth:
LMAO!

see bomb!

everyone knows donviking is a kunu-sipping herdsmen hiding inside a bush in benue, waiting for innocent farmers to attack.

brainless moooslemz.

the lad has as much value as a blade of cow grass yet he pretends as if APC knows of his existence.

buhariguy:
Idiotic pigs of Biafra will be happy.

Hahahahaha

even this Buhari used toilet paper thinks he's relevant in the grant scheme of things.

But, your wasted data sub and time will only confirm your slave status. Nothing more , nothing less.

DonVikings:
Rather, this is exactly what IPOB yoots do to you, great child of Afonja.

Give them two seconds and you would see them do the same on this thread.

when a fringe lunatic is given internet access, he displays the reason why his mother should have stuck to anal.

Where are the darned pics?

All I can see is just how Ghana pidgin English sucks.

postmann:
Now do the needful as highlighted, you careless intellectual!

hehehe. Done! Postpunk.

Angelanest:
see more >>> https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/buhari-supporter-zara-gift-onyinye-poses-with-fulani-herdsmen.html

ugly and cheap. But more seriously Igbo women are head strong, traditionally prepped by the sociocultural"umu Ada" to contradict the status quo and rebel against the norms. 99.9.9 % of female political troublemakers in Nigeria are of igbo extraction.

All opposition should ready themselves to monitor the 2019 presidential elections.

Anyone this desperate will rig in the election.

Saiqbros:
Reports trickling in says that the soldier who died in the accident with Ebony Reigns will be punished by the Ghana Armed Forces as he violated the rules of the army by lying that he was sick and also for wearing a uniform for an unofficial duty.

The soldier is an Air-force Lance Corporal and a report on YEN.com.gh says that, the soldier will be court marshaled and sentenced to 40 days in the military guardroom for lying and also wearing a military uniform on an unofficial duty. Reports say, he applied for a sick leave before embarking on that journey.

What this means is that his the body of the deceased soldier will be detained for 40 days before being handed over to his family. Also, the bereaved family could be denied his benefits.–Report on yen.com.gh

Now this is serious and it’s shocking to learn that, in the military even in death, you could be punished if you flout the rules.

Ebony and 2 others died in a fatal accident after their driver in an attempt to dodge a heap of sand on the road crashed into a VIP bus. The driver was the only one who survived that accident.

Ebony was returning to Accra after she went to visit her mom in Kumasi and met her untimely death. News of her death has shocked majority of Ghanaians.

Ebony who would have turned 21 on February 16th, unfortunately, couldn’t live to celebrate her birthday.

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/yen.com.gh/amp/105474-just-soldier-acted-ebonys-bodyguard-air-force-corporal.html

Ghana military still has a strong institution and discipline within its ranks.

The foolish brand of illiterate lunatics called Nigeria army will see nothing wrong.

Have a dispute with a girl and she calls her thug military boyfriend who will storm your office or home with his other fiends in uniform and beat the hell out of you

sarrki:
Ipobs are foolish

Where were they when part of there land have been ceded to Their masters up north

Fulani's

do you mean like illorin and Ajaokuta etc?

psucc:
I hope that should be his father's land or his own personal land. And if that is not from his community I sincerely pray the community should fight for their land now that the'll have supporters than latter.

Ajaokuta L.G.A is Yoruba accestral land. 10,000 hectares gone!!!

The fact is why didn't the governor take land from Hausa/Fulani part of the state?

12submarine:
But is it not wrong to deploy customs officers to creeks without sufficient military backup? Because in my opinion, customs are just civilians even if they carry guns. They are not well trained in gun fighting. RIP though.

so why not just replace the entire custom men with soldiers to keep these smuggled goods permanently off our borders.

We also need to replace the police with military men as they are civilians too and aren’t trained to use guns very well.

Makes sense.

RIP? Who died?

AnotherZik:
The Assistant Inspector-General of Police, AIG, in charge of Zone 5, Mr Rasheed Akintunde, has stated that being a police personnel is the best job anyone could get, explaining that this is because “a policeman with only a whistle can stop anyone irrespective of the position”.

He stated this yesterday while addressing officers and men of the Bayelsa State Command of the force during a familiarization visit to the police headquarters in Yenagoa.

While charging officers to do their job well, Akintunde said: “There is no other job better than the police. If you move out, a policeman with only a whistle can stop anyone irrespective of the position. That is when you will know that this job is the best.

“Honourables want police security, unfortunately, even Reverend Fathers, Bishops nowadays want police security. That is why only 20 per cent of men of the Police Force,” he said.

The AIG however warned that the “Police force is not for lazy persons. A police personnel may be called at anytime and any hour of the day. Your uniform must be by your side. You must be professional and know what you are doing.”

read more: https://newsworth.ng/theres-no-job-better-police-aig-reveals/

I was thinking the AIG would list out things like the police job being the best because it upholds the law of the country.

* it enforces the law ensuring development through through peace in our communities.

* protects the weak and defenseless

* it’s the upholder of civilization, peace and stability

BUT NO!!! It has to be because a police man can stop anyone anytime irrespective of his position. IT’S ALL ABOUT POWER AND ITS VAIN TRAPPINGS!!!

So according to the logic of this shallow AIG, a Judge can say why his job is the best is because he can send anyone to prison irrespective of his position.

No surprises why these unprofessional illiterate brutes were ranked last in international police survey.

Even their Ogas are mentally and intellectually bankrupt. As power crazed as a juvenile appointed prefect in his class.

Buhari is so desperate for re-election. Never knew he could be this reasonable and listening.

All the more signs he knew what he was doing all along.

cbrass:
Have said it before you know next to nothing. This is the problem of some of you guys here, always claiming to know. Your level of ignorance is embarrassing, I sincerely can't help you.

Now the stagnant, beer-belly programmer is still irked because a non-programmer uses the term “UX “ can’t just live with his miserable self.

I bet the only thing that drew you to my comment was the use of that word “UX”

From your comments so far, it’s obvious you don’t have any in-depth experiences on olx and JiJI. When you foolishly said they are both the same thing.

What an effing , imperceptible ignoramus you are. Or just a useless individual who has mastered self denial.

You’re on a pathetic ego trip to compensate for your failed life as a programmer. In all your wasted years as a programmer, “UX” must have been the most techy word you have picked up hence it drew your envy-induced stupidity when you saw it on print by a non-programmer.

The depth of your mental density and emotional instability should be the benchmark in gauging adults in educational limbo whose parents didn’t take the pain and time to fix them in subjects conversant with their natural aptitude.

docadams:
Bills are passed, agree. But they must originate from somewhere before they can be debated. Hope you have something upstairs to realise that executive bills have added weight to sail through faster than most.

how can only Buhari effect constitutional change, dummy? That’s the question.

Since 1999 to date this is the only era where the opposition has a considerable number on both houses of assembly.

Stop deflecting with your dumb explanation of executive sponsored bill and answer the darn question.

docadams:
Beware of FFK Syndrome. Hate can give you cardiac problems.

Dundee answer his question : what do you mean only Buhari can bring about constitutional change?

Do you know how bills are passed or sponsored into law? Or you’re just a cyber nuisance?

cbrass:
Mr man go and sit down, you know next to nothing about the Tech business. All what u said is negligible and won't bring down a huge tech business as OLX, infact jiji is going the same route and may be sold this year too. Maybe when that is done you will look for something else to say � that caused JIJi fall. They asked you what was your name u are replying by saying you like beans and rice. Lmao.. What's the relationship

so if JiJI is bought it indicates it failed. WhatsApp was bought by Facebook, YouTube was bought by google. Were they failing before the acquisition?

Why are you projecting the madness in your head by predicting what my actions will be over an event that may never even occur.




This thread is about olx closing shop in Nigeria, Kenya and Ghana and we’re listing things it has done wrong and its operations ,yet the only thing you have to say is that I was showing people I know the word “UX”

I think you’re just a shiftless unproductive pot-bellied programmer who thinks it’s a big deal to use the word “UX” in 2018.
And you call JiJI or olx a tech business?

Loooolz, you’re a confused whelp with multiple brain disorder.

This is a usual occurrence in the land of Zulus, Bantu, xosa and Tswana South Africa !

Why do you think they are the world’s longest slaves?

StrawberryGloss:
Awe this guy from fighting temptation

and Pearl Harbor

mfm04622:
When a CRIME is committed, it is a CRIME and it is within purview of law enforcement agencies. Please show me where some crimes are exempted from being investigated and prosecuted by law enforcement agencies in Nigerian laws

No wonder Nigeria is still a country of illiterates with degrees where every thing is driven in reverse.

That’s why soldiers do police work here and DSS do the work of police, Civil Defence who are constitutionally mandated to protect government installations and property do also police work.

Please why are you grouping EFCC into the collective umbrella of “law enforcement “.

Their constitutional requirement is money laundering and 419. Collecting money with a supposed false document is under the purview of the financial crime unit of the Nigeria police.

The question is why is EFCC stalling a matter already in the court? Why is GTB not tendering these fake documents before the same court?

Why have not these fake documents surfaced all the while innoson dragged GTB to court. Why is it after the courts awarded a stupendous sum of money to innoson that these fake documents suddenly surfaced?

Keep oscillating between the mud of denial and ignorance. Nigeria needs a breather.

Innoson has already sued EFCC and his lawyer has smartly said the contention between GTB and innoson is not within EFCC’s authority.

Someone doesn’t just want to part with his money.

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rxmusa:
THE UNDISPUTED FACTS

His Offence.

PMB stopped over N2trillion subsidy payments to the almighty cabals.

He stopped the payment of over N30billion monthly salaries to 50,000 national ghost workers.

He withdrew the license of rice, salt, sugar etc from one individual and spread the license to various interested group of people so as to stop the issue of monopoly.

He ordered the enforcement of BVN in the banking industry which stopped the illicit fraud perpetrated by private and public officials.

He ordered the enforcement of TSA where a single government parastatal operated over 43 accounts siphoning funds without remittance to the Federation Account.

He ordered the enforcement of payment and salaries of National Assembly members to be done through TSA.

He stopped the importation of rice from Thailand which our leaders used to siphon billions of naira yearly.

He blocked all the loop holes in the public sectors even though some avaricious Nigerians still cut their ways through sometimes.

He exposed the corrupt practices in the judiciary
He did same in the national assembly.

He exposed them all in the Nigeria Police, Nigeria Army, Navy, Air force and prosecuted the corrupt officials involved.

He exposed Patience Jonathan N13b looted fund, N15b, N11b worth of hotel in Bayelsa, N2.5b laundered funds to her housemaids
He exposed Ikoyi's gate N13b NIA funds.

He exposed N4.7b Ekiti election fraud given to Fayose by Obanikoro.

He exposed the $2.1b insurgency funds shared among Femi Fani Kayode, Olisah metuh, Bafarawa, Nduka Obaigbena, Raymond Dokpesi and others.

He exposed the illicit dealings in the legislative house.

He stopped the padding of our national budget by the National Assembly members.

He enforced the law to retrieve the N11b loan granted to Ben Murray Bruce which he refused to pay for 10years.

He exposed our Christian community where N7b was shared to them for election campaign by Jonathan.

He Enforced the EFCC to go after Ifeanyi Ubah who sold N11b worth of crude oil and pocketed same without the knowledge of NNPC

He Exposed Saraki undeclared assets/looted funds.

He stopped Intel(Atiku's Company) where trillions of Nigeria money was not remitted to the federation account over the years

He exposed our unscrupulous leaders both in APC and PDP even if the law could not prosecute them because of the lacuna in our laws.

Through Nigeria Customs, FIRS, JAMB, NIMASSA, Nigeria was able to realize over trillions of Naira remitted to the federation account,the first in Nigeria history.

PMB refused to die.

He refused to be paralysed.

He refused to give up on Nigeria and Nigerians.

They spread false reports against him, God exposed their lies.

They did everything, they found nothing to pin him down with especially on corruption.

Why would they not hate him?

Why would they not wish him dead?

Why would they not spread false reports against him?

Those who never benefitted anything from the national looters are always right behind defending those who put them in their sorry states.

Curse him, wail, cry, shout, grumble, fumble, hate and even jump into the biggest ocean...he who God has blessed, no man can curse.
You prefer the devil and I prefer PMB, the God sent, the choice is mine.
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As for the right thinking individuals, we shall eat from the fruits of our labour and as for you town cryers, may it be permanent in your life

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Yet Nigeria’s inflation numbers is at its highest in recent times

Insecurity, ethnic unrest, religious intolerance and loss of property is at an all time high.

The economic economy is biting harder than ever before

Dollar/Naira parity is at an all time high

Nigeria’s international stand is at its lowest even within west Africa.

Nepotism is up by a thousand fold.

Disregard to constituted institutions like judiciary and National Assembly by police, custom, army is st an all time high

Police and army brutality is unparalleled since 2016.

Sadly the only time in living memory Nigerians have ever suffered like this was 34 years ago when bukari was a military head of state.

It’s not a coincidence that evil, corruption and hunger follow this man everywhere he walks.

Buhari has nothing to offer Nigerians other than Fulani protection, hunger, inflation and blood.



Bvn wasn’t introduced or implemented by bvn. It’s always easy to spot a political hireling with cheap contract.

IkpuNnu:
We all know, the evil, corrupt and discredited Regional Christian Party called PDP in conjunction with the idiotic people of Biafra(IPOB) are behind all the FAKE and sponsored FALSE news about Herdsmen.

They Want to return to feast on our treasury through the killings of fellow Nigerians. They are wicked and evil!

But we will resist their evil plan with everything we have.

Hmmm! What an emotional retort from a man who intends to build his fortune on the blood of innocent Nigerians!

So the rumors are all fake and yet Buhari is trying to impose cattle colony across the 36 states of the federation for his Fulani herdsmen?

If you label pdp a Christian party, does it not then suffice that you’re a tribal , juvenile, unevolved parochial bigot no better than these bloodletting herdsmen?

modelmike7:
“If someone goes to take loan from a bank and presents forged documents, are we saying it is a civil matter between them? It is a case of alleged forgery and obtaining money under false pretence. We have a responsibility to investigate, and from our investigations, we can prosecute,” he told the committee.




Proper investigation should be carried out.

taking loans with forged documents isn't within EFCC purview. EFCC clearly is acting on the behest of the bank which is desperately looking for any way to stall and prevent payment of the money it owes Innoson.

cbrass:
Stop shooting off radar all because you want to let us know thag you know the meaning of UX, there is no difference between jiji and olx. The major factor that killed olx is the bad reputation it has of been a fraudsters den

Have you ever browsed OLX pages and try skipping backwards to the previous page? Sometimes,you're taken right out of the column you are to home page.

Ever placed ads on OLX and received notifications that the pics aren't discernible? Or you realised how slow their platform is?

Over 70 percent of Ads in OLX are also found on JiJi but jiji has the edge in a user friendly platform, very fast platform. Easy ability to search for add and register within your locality.

Chat and call virtual buttons right on top of each ad for easy and quick access to the sellers.

I have received so many emails from jiji teams in clientele survey informing me that I was viewing so and so product and how was the conduct of the sellers!

These are what OLX lacks.

It's a bit surprising that you're more concerned about my use of the term 'UX' than any other point I made. I won't be surprised if you're a sizzling , miserable whelp in real life who carries on like a teenage female having pimples for the first time.

Learn to be objective and keep your inferior emotions in check so you may live longer than OLX in Nigeria.