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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 12:03am On Nov 21, 2016

NickleTheory:
Of course if exaggerating Will add an extra inch to your shrivelled penis then please lie don't stop .

Old Single man, Shame to your family, Your village raised funds to send you to a university yet all you have to show for it is chasing Ugly Underage Girls through NL.

TRAVELled through different states just to fvck an underage and like the senile ephebophile she knew you was, she ran away...What's your greatest achievement in life? Assisting a Girl become Ms NL Runner up.

Oh what a shame you are to Your age Mates...The very earth recoils at the thought of harbouring a waste of Resource like you!

Obsessed Stalker, you and TSOMM, Greatest Achievements in life is taking Screenshots of NLs

I already know how this is gonna go, Useless Bald fool will go to his laptop, scroll down through his folders click on the one named Vanquay and then proceed To Bombard here with Exaggerated screenshots...Go on Humor us.

Here you are trolling all the way from America, forgetting all what your mother went through to secure you a visa and flight cost.

Dont follow me son, I'll lead you to Hades. Your family's hope of breaking out of the cycle of generational poverty hangs on your head.... and yet only how to best me in trolling is what you ever fantasise about. Fool!

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:54pm On Nov 20, 2016

NickleTheory:
Decker? Do you need an extra Deck on the building you refer to as a Brain?

Vanquay, Vanquay16, Vanquay69, FuckdYobitch, et al; I am Lezz!!!!!

Vanquay i understand your crazy need to be accepted at all cost; you have lied about dating a woman who was later revealed to be a high profile celeb, you have posted screenshots of chatting up girls from dating sites only to discover it was an internet robot, you have confessed to fücking a transgender in the anus *spits* when drunk. You just need validation and acceptance by any and all means even if it requires posting screenshots of you raping your rustic mother. But why are you so insufferably insecure?

It is because back there in oyinbo country, you're treated like a golliwog, a coon and a fücking unevolved orangutan. Whatever is left of your self-confidence has been shattered yonder and you're only looking to piece it up here with fake accounts of your servile life abroad.

Cuss be you and all you strife for.

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:52pm On Nov 20, 2016

Polyestar:
The Op has deactivated, but who doesn't know he's the same jobless Efcc dude that creates 19 dumb threads everyday.

I can smell him out in whatever ever guise he reincarnates as!

Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:50pm On Nov 20, 2016

NickleTheory:
Don't flatter yourself.

Vanquay? Do you need scalping or a pat?

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:46pm On Nov 20, 2016

Polyestar:
You're right!

I am , bro. Trolling is beyond diss composition. I'm not teaching the art yet.

I'm waiting for victims!!!

Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:35pm On Nov 20, 2016

Kingjude1, you're as insignificant as a toilet maggot but I got lots of stuffs about you in my 100gb storage.

I won't be in a rush to kill you off until you beckon me with a mention or jibe.

Then I will announce your burial and that's the only time your worthless threads will make front page.

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:32pm On Nov 20, 2016

Polyestar:
The first time I met this biatch was in one local joint in Agege. She introduced herself as Blessing but I saw some of her friends calling her Linda.
Her charge was affordable, just N700 for short time and N1,500 for TDB. Her pussy stinks like rotten fish but her bj is average.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4509369_screenshot20161120at10_57_22pm_jpeg3a03e0cb59f2fcc399d31d31c78ae0d9

Save the sexcapede, bro.

The time will come. Let's allow slowpoke jude play his hands first.

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:28pm On Nov 20, 2016

Polyestar:
I have the picture of his hoe girlfriend in my gallery right now. I swear, this guy don buy matter.

Lolz, leave the little tropical squirrel to rant. He hasn't mastered the art of trolling.

How will I ever explain to him, I am always waiting and lurking? And I never die.

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:22pm On Nov 20, 2016

Kingjude1:
lezz leave her and face me, she isn't the one that offended you, be a man

You brought her into the mix when you posted her pics in a forum that has nearly two million subscribers and accessible to all the earth's 7 billion inhabitants.

Tell me why you shouldn't be used as a classroom demonstration of a fool in dire need of attention.

Bastard!!!

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:19pm On Nov 20, 2016

Kingjude1:
[size=20pt] bring my ex was the biggest mistake lezz you have ever made in your life on this forum, what i will do to you mynd scandal dey learn work [/size]

You don't seem to understand the odds you're up against!

I'm a rare troll, you're an emotional clown.

When I finish scalping you, you will wonder why you never gave in to the impulse to walk into a moving Mack Truck.

The pic I posted reminds you brutally of your foolishness, doesn't it?

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:15pm On Nov 20, 2016

Polyestar:

She looks like the ho I fvcked last week after a hangover. Hahaha! [

I know she offered herself like an asthmatic patient begs for an inhaler cool

Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:11pm On Nov 20, 2016

Kingjude1:
i wont talk again, you bring my ex into somtin that doesn't concern her guy you really do this one oooo no wahala dey go

Shut up and wake me up when you're ready to journey the path of your ancestors. They all died prematurely and were buried in unmarked graves.

Killing you and leaving your corpse to the elements must be the best burial rite ever handed to your blasted bloodlines.

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:05pm On Nov 20, 2016

Kingjude1:
because of that dead mimzyy lezz you bring my ex into talk remember today , i swear you and that dead girl wont expect what i will do next

This is sweet music to my ears; A direct testament my bullets found their marks and hit you hard.

When you're ready to brawl me, I will do what your mother should have done in your foetal stage: squeeze her stomach until you die and flow out down her legs as stinking blood of miscarriage. Idiot!

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 11:00pm On Nov 20, 2016

Kingjude1:
thats my ex mumu you mumu, nothing is wrong with her leg ode , she posed like that you really do this one i swear [size=20pt] nothing is wrong with her leg, she just likes posing like that [/size] i no like wetin you just do at all

I don't need your explanation.

The only people you should bother explaining to is the psychologist determining the extend of your mental retardation .

From the way you're carrying on, I believe you were fed goat milk at infancy!

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 10:53pm On Nov 20, 2016

Kingjude1:
lezz if i call ish love now you go run, abeg i no get power for your foolishness tonight i dey Hot biko , make i no go burst my balls for your head

my foolishness is better than your father's wisest decision which is to birth an earthworm like you.

In your fever to be famous you posted this grotesque imp as your girlfriend. Do you need any more proof you're due to be checked in a psychiatry?

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 10:37pm On Nov 20, 2016*

Kingjude1:
punba this pig again , you done see bra buy?

Aren't you supposed to be asking your drunken father whose belly girth will rival a horse's that ?

Retardêd imbecilo!!!

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Romance › Re: purpose served , thread closed by DriveByKiller: 10:33pm On Nov 20, 2016

Kingjude1:
save your bullets boss this is notice of impending damage , i done finish wetin i want with this thread , make i get pictures of the son then we go handle her wella

So what's her son got to do with the fact that your life evolves around online quest for relevance? If you want fame, just keep creating dumb threads as usual.

You know your brain can't produce anything beyond "side chicks" you sourced from your village to post on nairaland.

You're the reason why I believe stupidity and witchcraft are related.

If your father can measure the level of your stupidity in Nairaland, he will ask for refund of your birth-cost.

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Romance › Re: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by DriveByKiller: 10:12am On Nov 18, 2016

nairalandtroll2:
is a simple question I asked,did your child know his father? yes or no,if you like you can keep ranting,the question has already been asked and it's not going back.is either you answer or keep ranting .I don't care.

She answered you already, look keenly .

Romance › Re: Never Have Sex Or Sexual Contact Again For $10m by DriveByKiller: 11:57am On Nov 17, 2016

Dimples999:
Would you agree?

You know the 10 million will be worthless if I don't sink a third of it into the deep watery recess of pussy.

Romance › Re: Wordless Morning Post by DriveByKiller: 11:25am On Nov 17, 2016*

If ever there's a Mr. Worwor pageantry contest in Nairaland, that dude should take the crown back to back! if he came 3rd, the election must have been rigged.

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Romance › Re: Wordless Morning Post by DriveByKiller: 11:22am On Nov 17, 2016

jamalnation:
Common y'all free dis dude nw

what dude?

Celebrities › Re: Oritse Femi's management releases press statement concerning his fight at Quilox by DriveByKiller: 10:58am On Nov 14, 2016*

obontami:
~~Lezznjr~~ and joseph1832. What says you two about what the individual above posted. As a matter of fact I think what he typed make a lot of sense.

But hey, I wanna hear from the elderly state men.

There's a lot of sense to it. But in all honesty everyone, sometime, has been guilty of spendthrift impulses to appease ego or peerage.

We all have this longing to be accepted in a certain circle. Insecurities make it a habit to indulge in a lifestyle of needless waste and glory-hunting to feel better with ourselves and to look down on others.

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Romance › Re: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by DriveByKiller: 10:56pm On Nov 12, 2016

cashmoney02:

Not everyone takes lines from internet serious....

I lauqh all what's written here off when I open my music player....

Yhu funny tho..

The most efficacious drug ever used on mankind is word! Whether you take online drama seriously or not, when words are delivered with brutal accuracy and piercing precision, it hurts! No?

Romance › Re: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by DriveByKiller: 10:44pm On Nov 12, 2016

McOswalt:
Another literary device detected.

Man, Romance section is pathetically dripping with the fluid of sentimentality.

When I brawl I intend to leave my victim soaking his pillows in tears. I don't given a Bleep for likes.

Damn , I could even be battling one failed slip of a human evolution who owns half of NL's entire monikers, I don't care.

The intent is to murder not to get praised.

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Romance › Re: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by DriveByKiller: 10:36pm On Nov 12, 2016

OBTSubtle:

The audience can't be wrong man..

Whoever has the advantage will be lucky enough to win the award

The audience doesn't matter. Likes don't count.

Blood and savagery delivered with wits and improvisation is what count.

E-brawling isn't pageantry open to voting. Even when you click tje "like" button to cheer your buddy. In your heart , you know he's being eviscerated and dismembered limb from limb.

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Romance › Re: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by DriveByKiller: 10:29pm On Nov 12, 2016*

OBTSubtle:
Please.. Make sure you vote for your favorite contestant by liking his diss..

Every like counts..

And at the end of this match..

An award will be given.

"most electrifying diss"

Vote for your best diss now!!! Every like counts.

Since when have "likes" reflect the scathing quality of a diss? Or gauge the ferocity of its delivery?

"Like" is what it is; an act of loyalty from friends, a temporary solidarity given to one who brawls your enemy and of course, self-endorsement by alternates of the brawlers.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by DriveByKiller: 2:57pm On Nov 08, 2016

obontami:
Sup lezznjr? u saw my mail?

I will check, bro. I'm on transit.

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