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Start thinking wioth your head and not anus ,then learn to be encouring lastly who told you an average yoruba intellects go stoop so low to engage with riffraffs or onile tins..better start reading lines before commenting. Dr ken

GossipHeart:
If you put a gun to my head i will not eat that shiit
Those carrots look dry, unhealthy and thin like kuli-kuli

Make these people leave farming and go do what they are naturally born to do (Omo nile)

Wish your poor brains could be as rich as that of the young ooni

LORDOFAFONJAS:
They should move this criminal of an oba palace down to Lagos, dunno wetin they pepper him legs. Always walking up and down

Get a life...

sathel:
How can diz add to d dollar crisis

Hahaha chief yobo!

lordkhalifa:
they are going to relegation... u can't trust Chief yobo for that defence line

Better joseph quit football before football quits him

bittertruthz:
If not for GEJ campaign money, YOBO should have filed for bankruptcy and the so called Adaeze would have ran away like as the mother ran away from John Fashonu to become lesbian.

Haha y now they just signed another j.terry

lordkhalifa:
kano pillars I pity our defence line...

Hahaha How much do you think k.pillars will pay a relegated defender

Obason22:
How many yrs contract and how much do he cost

Haha Tope just like am leaving paris for somalia

topeayan:
Witches at work......From Dollars to Naira

Ur coming to lagos or ogun to search for greener pasture or seek for voilent ethnicity tussle? Honestly its crazy how we react to realities. You live in france and named your dog francois hollande ,and claims you love him or just adore it like a pet name, why not name ur dog your surname

jidxin:
https://punchng.com/life-danger-man-named-dog-buhari/

What a crazy skull you ve got...who are your people? Were they not the pioneer set of criminals,armed robbers in the s.w

Cubeet2:
The Yorubaaas and Agberoism. Tout People

E sabi you?

xpiranza:
who e epp

The truth is a woman has got to cook for her husband

ajetunde:
Follow up on Pastor Adeboye’s sermon about men not marrying women that cannot cook, Jollof TV took to the street of Lagos to ask Nigerians. You have to see the hilarious answers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6M6BGsr8vs

Pls like Dr kells phytotheraphy herbal clinic on Facebook for more info and advise on the elevation of the virus from the bloodstream and the lymph nodes[quote author=emmatony post=29912161][/quote]

Pls like our page on Facebook for more ideas,lesson and lecture on fighting viruses and other infections. Dr kells phytotheraphy herbal clinic

LordCenturion:
I did some test today, including blood pressure and some other minor tests,then I decide to do the HIV test for the first time in my life , immediately doctor hear HIV Test, he started speaking in tongue (he started consoling me even before the test) , he was talking to me as if am already positive although I was a little bit worried and scared to the extent that I nearly quit it, but I take a courage, after the test,he then started telling me some stories before the arrival of the results,actually I was relief immediately I got my results
My Question is how often someone should go for another One?
And when last u check your HIV Status

Pls like my page our Facebook for more ideas,lesson and lecture on fighting viruses and other infections. Dr kells phytotheraphy herbal clinic

LordCenturion:
I did some test today, including blood pressure and some other minor tests,then I decide to do the HIV test for the first time in my life , immediately doctor hear HIV Test, he started speaking in tongue (he started consoling me even before the test) , he was talking to me as if am already positive although I was a little bit worried and scared to the extent that I nearly quit it, but I take a courage, after the test,he then started telling me some stories before the arrival of the results,actually I was relief immediately I got my results
My Question is how often someone should go for another One?
And when last u check your HIV Status

The issue is not getting tested every seconds but maintaining a protective sex and abstaining from the share of utensils etc but thank God today we have natural herbs that can fight off the virus in both the lymph nodes and bloodstream. Dr ken

LordCenturion:
I did some test today, including blood pressure and some other minor tests,then I decide to do the HIV test for the first time in my life , immediately doctor hear HIV Test, he started speaking in tongue (he started consoling me even before the test) , he was talking to me as if am already positive although I was a little bit worried and scared to the extent that I nearly quit it, but I take a courage, after the test,he then started telling me some stories before the arrival of the results,actually I was relief immediately I got my results
My Question is how often someone should go for another One?
And when last u check your HIV Status

There were age grades and from same quarter in ijebu ode

holluphemydavid:
HBD to her, meanwhile she is d same age with Bimbo Akintola den, she also celebrated her 46th birthday dis year

U must be a nut, so if you were crowned a first class yoruba king, you wouldn't enjoy life...olodo...

Eboh4z:
oni the waka waka

For your mind ,you don comment be dat olodo

taylor88:
jesu christi


what's wrong with these soldiers


he whose house is on fire dosnt chase rat


Nigerians should b more concerned in buharis impeachment

either by prayers, via native Dr., Amadioha, protest or petition him 2 God


they're busy arresting freedom fighters

Idiot u go school or i guess ur teachers only thought of yoruba peoples hospitality and not the other side of them ...gentility of a tiger pls end it

dedons:
BUHARI - These ur yolloba cowards never chi-chom-chin.

Osinbanjo - no mind them your excellency,we yollobas are natural cowards.

Hahaha i love comedy...#u mean my own lasgidi to bow# hahaha spoilt dinosaurs should ask the oyinbos about the almighty powerful old oyo and Benin kingdom/dinosaur more trouble looms#...47698988]Women Hold Press Conference In Kogi Asking Tinubu To Apologise To Dino Melaye

Following a protest in Lagos by women in support of Senator Remi Tinubu,a group of women held a conference in Kogi state asking Senator Remi Tinubu to apologise to Melaye.

What is actually happening?This is not what we need in Nigeria today.We need to work together and move the country forward.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/pics-pro-dino-meelayes-women-hold-press.html[/quote]

Hahaha laughs hahaha what a big fool or say comical daft, hey dude there are thousands of intellect and scholars here, Joe for Joseph ko ,muyiwa for mohammed ni...#u better convert to xtianity like i do after seeing the light and stop living in lies and brainwashed Islamic sys...
[Bible - John 14:26]
Jesus, the son of Mary, said, "A
messenger will come after me, named
Ahmad." [Holy Quran 61:6]
The chief priests and Levites asked John
the Baptist, "If you are not the Christ
(Messiah), and not Elijah - are you THAT
Prophet?" [Bible - John 1:20]
When the chief priests and Levites asked
John the Baptist who he was, they asked
him in a very strange way. First they
questioned him as to whether or not he was
the anticipated "Messiah" [Christ in Koine
Greek]. He was not the "Messiah" that
had hoped for. Next they asked if he was
the prophet Elijah and again he tells
them, "No." Now comes the really strange
part. Finally, they asked him if he is
"That Prophet?"
Are you Christ? - [No]
Are you Elijah? - [No]
Are you THAT Prophet? - [No]
What did they mean by "That Prophet?"
We of course, know who the "Christ" is.
After all, Christians should know that
"Christ" is merely a shortened form of the
Koine Greek word "christos," intended to
mean the Hebrew word "Messiah."
The Jews of two thousand years ago were
definitely looking for the Messiah, who it
was foretold in their books, would come
and lead them to victory over their
oppressors and thus gain for them mastery
over this world. They were much oppressed
under Roman domination and even their
own Jewish kings were seen as nothing
more than puppets or agents for the
disbelievers. Certainly, they would have
been most happy to see someone come on
the scene who would defeat their Roman
masters and slave drivers.
Then the priests and Levites asked John the
Baptist if he might be the prophet Elijah,
returning back after hundreds of years
being away. There was the notion amongst
them that Elijah would come back. But
again, John the Baptist is denying he is
Elijah.
Then, who is he? They wonder at this man
living out in the desert and forsaking
wealth and luxury and fasting, avoiding
the material attractions of life.
Again, they ask John the Baptist who he
is. "Are you THAT Prophet?" And one more
time he denies being "THAT Prophet," but
then he does tell them about someone who
will come after him soon, whom he claims
he is not worthy to even unlace his shoes.
However, this does not answer the
question, "Who were they expecting
besides the Messiah?" Could it be they
were looking for someone like Muhammad?
(Could be)
Who is THAT Prophet? -
Keep reading and learn who "That
Prophet" is and what other proofs can be
discovered within the Holy texts to
support this idea.
For centuries Muslims have believed Jesus,
peace and blessings be upon him, was
"THAT Prophet" mentioned in these words
of the Gospel of John. The Quran states
one of the important features of Jesus'
mission was to give the "bashir" or 'glad
tidings' of the coming of the Prophet
Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon
him. During his short missionary career
that lasted not more than three years, and
which was overshadowed by the hostile
attitude of his own people, Jesus gave
them the good news of Ahmad , (one of the
forms of "Muhammad" the last messenger
of God, who would perfect the divine
teaching both in theory and in practice.
The Quran mentions that, Jesus says:
"O Children of Israel! I am the messenger
of Allah {Almighty God} (sent) to you,
confirming the Law (Torah or Old
Testament) before me, and giving glad
tidings of a messenger to come after me,
whose name shall be Ahmad."
[Holy Quran 61:6]
The Quran gives the name as Ahmad, one of
several ways to say Muhammad's name.
Just as we have in English the name
Joseph, and often use a shorter form such
as "Joe" or the familiar form, "Joey," and
other names like "Jonathan" which
becomes "John"; "Jack" or "Johnny", so in
the same way we find Arabic has similar
forms for a name. Muhammad, Ahmad and
Hamad are a few of the names originating
from the root word, "hamd" (meaning
'praise) in Arabic, and can be understood
as "The one who praises (God)"; "the
praised one"; "praising"; etc.
Abdullah Yusuf Ali in his translation of
the meanings of the Quran to English, he
states, "Ahmad or Muhammad, the Praised
One is a translation of the Koine Greek
word Periclytos. In the present gospel of
John 14:16, 15:26 and 16:7, the Greek
word Paracletos is translated in the NIV
as Comforter. Paracletos can mean an
Advocate, or "one called to the help of
another", "a kind friend." Muhammad,
peace and blessings be upon him, was
known from birth as one who brought
comfort and reconciliation to family,
friends and strangers alike, especially in
bringing together the ties

French

Adaowerri111:
what language are you speaking lol

Hahaha so that idiot faryorse now understand as e dey go, dinosaurs melaye next

kennydee05:
Source: https://www.today.ng/news/national/152370/phoned-buhari-3-times-shunned-calls-fayose

Ur end at the senate and don't try cross Benin ore road or fly enter lagos... Ur size dey wait you for lagos bastard

feranmi400:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-qD4_ig9IG-4/V4eboja3YyI/AAAAAAAAOvU/6Nzt6vHI87Ui-h_pWlpxZlNZAYuiu18_wCLcB/s1600/dino1.jpg[/img]

Senator Dino Melaye today addresses Senate Correspondents on alleged abusive words used against Senator Oluremi Tinubu.


During the press conference, he denied using "insolent, abusive, degrading & unmannerless language against any Senator"


See photos from the press conference:

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/07/14/photos-dino-melaye-holds-press-conference-over-alleged-abuse-of-tinubu/

[img]http://3.bp..com/-l-MbEATD3A8/V4ebcklcT0I/AAAAAAAAOvQ/kThaG2W_POEnqDBR5R33pHWbiJFJCYenQCLcB/s1600/dino.jpg[/img]

Since most quack here doesn't understand banning from the s.w, it literally means you are semi banned from naija

femiakinbully:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/07/14/southwest-apc-bars-dino-melaye-from-zone/

Sorry no hurls pls what's ur rate of academics

Adaowerri111:
Abeggy ...apology won't change a thing, out of abundance of the heart the mouth speaks, Dino meant what he said and even if he ends up apologizing...he won't do wholeheartedly, wettin even consign Dino with south waste southwest

Guess im no dey enter lasgidi again sha becos im sizes dey there in waiting

989900E:
Dino is not only finished, but contentedly st00pid as well!

Impeach the president. -- Dino.

Impregnate/molest and batter Mrs. Tinubu. -- Dino.

The AGF is a nuisance. -- Dino.

Insult the leaders of his party. -- Dino.

Even Saraki will disown you when you start to reap what you've diligently sowed.

Bastard , olodo

emmyblackky:
this was how the fierce Kemi Olulonyo stated her case "My Wikipedia profile reported I exposed men begging me for sex online. While most women feel offended and keep quiet, I revealed the problem of male prostitution in Nigeria. It is real. Today July 12th, I received this new one. I will now be showing you proof of my Nigerian Journalism via screenshots. #EndMaleProstitution #hnnimpact"


https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1066476916773450&id=405398802881268&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1066476916773450%3Atl_objid.1066476916773450%3Athid.405398802881268%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1470034799%3A2646278006429765061

Another clown at nollywood

Fmartin:
https://www.naij.com/887097-nigerian-pastor-prays-dead-man-buried-happened-see-photos.html?f&poster=11771

Listen dude and move on really 1.5yrs no marriage you faced up 2. No marriage,no future hope ,no parents then she moved on#sugar dada/boys calling.... My candid advise is don't drink much cos it will affect your health,then get a good job first and forget about her...

BrokenHeart2016:
Right now my heart is heavy, am in a state of confusion I don't know what to do.On saturday I received the shock of my life through a text message from my girlfriend stating that I should move on with my life that it is over between us, at first I thought I was dreaming because I just got up from bed at exactly 7am, I ignored the text thinking it was a mistake had to shower and get ready for work. The following day which happens to be on sunday I called her and She told me that she has think about it that I should move on with my life...its over!!! I asked her what have I done to deserve such a thing from her she was unable to justify her action.
O boy, my jaw drop e be like say dem use dagger pierced my heart have never experience such thing in my life, I do read it online about how girls break up with their partner with no reason I can't believe this is happening to me. This is a girl that I really care for we met during our National Diploma program in 2012, she will be graduating this year while am about to put in for my HND.
Am not boasting about what have done for her but I just want you guys to understand my plight, I help her financially during her two years of studies pay her school fees and other miscellaneous while am still hustling. During our five years of courtship have never thought of cheating her or dump her for no reason I always make sure she's comfortable because her parents has passed. Since saturday my life have never been the same because the tone of text msg always ring on my head, am so sad right now I can't think straight anymore my boss at work notice my mood today and ask me what's up with me I had to dodge the question....till now I always look at my phone hoping to see her call or text maybe she was joking with me, I really love her so much and I always express my love to her though am not financially bouyant at the moment but I always do everything in my capacity to ensure she is Ok....there was a time i use money meant for my handouts to buy her foodstuffs and all, have sacrifice a lot for her during our academic days I finished with Lower Credit while she has Upper Credit. I'm not jealous of her success but frankly speaking I make impact in her life in general, I do see her as the mother of my kids there are a lot of plan I have for her, we always discuss this all the time. Right now she school in osun state while am hustling here in oyo state but I always travel to visit her from time to time and shower her with a lot of gifts.
Pls I need your advise on how to move on with my life because right now the thing is affecting my life I can't think straight anymore or even sleep very well. Bashing is also allowed I just want u guys to talk sense into my head.

Sorry for my grammatical blunders

I had the same problem, we live together here in Paris and married but she hates sex walahi osu mi oo

attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?