₦airaland Forum

Ryanalvin:
Hello fellow Nairalander, if you have honda car and your car radio is having code, and you dont have the code i can help you to get the vode contact me on 0.8.0 much?.3.6.4.5.5.5.2.6

how much

[quote author=Nat404 post=80862674]Thanks. You don't know me and I don't know you. The truth of the matter is that I cannot bring myself so low because of a woman. Most of these girls you see are liars.[/quote


u sabi them]

Nat404:
That's what I'm talking about. A man who knows what he's doing, won't wait for so long. A friend of mine introduced me to a particular girl and I noticed she was playing hard to get and I ignored her.

Do you know that after eight months, she began to call me hehehehe. As clever as I am, I enjoyed her for like one month and zoomed off.

To my greatest surprise, the babe still tells her friends I am a cool guy.

The least I could show interest in a chick is two weeks maximum, once you mess up or act hard to get, I will leave you and wait for your call thereafter.

For this Buhari time na em one brother wey mumu dey chase woman for 2 years not even 2 weeks

pappy2000:
I wish to write my expereice on my 2 days journey on uber. I will say right away its not worth it i started yesterday i got my first request around spar in yaba a lady said i should bring stuff for her at unilag then i got a request from unilag to alapere then i close for the day
today i got a request from magodo to ikoyi...... then after waiting for request for such a long time then i decide to go back home then on getting to uba i got a request from uba to vi then from there i headed back to the arms of my lovely wife but i must say its just not worth it. I am using a matrix 2003 xR. I think what i saw today tells me the levels of unemployment in this country. today, i am so grateful that i have a job i am doing uber is for the lion hearted. omo come see insult

gist us bout d insults

Liadi2:
Please i need office chairs and table in ibadan or if anyone can waybill it to me

. Nunber?

otipoju:
You need to travel and see what a normal society should be like in terms of infastructure and social amenities. Lagos state has nothing and like Amaechi aptly put it " Lagos is a glorified village".

Dont let all these guys brainwash you.

he stormed and took pictures . Every where traffic,dirty,robbery in traffic on the increase,pot holes and ditches every where . The brainwashed and the brain washers. Lets continue celebrating mediocrity

tojahh:
After I knack 2, na so I sleep off. Woke switch online immediately got a ride from my street. From window peep, na one of those girls for area. I just cancel ride. Go back to sleep.

lazy Huber driver

tojahh:
Oh yeah bro. I get you.

Asking for grants is nonprofessional. We the good people and hardworking drivers on this thread prohibit it under section 4, subsection 119, Article 26 of the drivers act!

Cheers mate.

damn iced,chilled enticing beer

mrjaydee:
So this afternoon was driving down that falomo bridge to connect ozumba mbadiwe...when this FRSC (normally hiding) flanked my car aside.

FRSC : can I see your DL
Me: shows the hungry sun beaten dude my DL with a smile
FRSC : can I see your car documents bla bla bla
Me: shows him everything..complete and VALID
FRSC : why is your phone not displayed on your vent/ why is Google map showing like this? / why are using uber Map?
Why is your phone on your Lap??

Me: Pardon What exactly is my offence?
FRSC : Repeats the above questions 2ce..with other inclusions

Me: Oga who is the C.O here??
FRSC : I'm the one!

Me: You must be very foolish or stupid infact you are both foolish and stupid!!! ( shows him my SM/FRSC card)

FRSC : bros u for don talk since nah..

Me: You are very lucky I'm in a good mood..I would have called your Rector and have u posted to Borno Expressway

FRSC : I'm sorry sir was only doing my job

Me: sorry for yourself

End of story! Don't be intimidated by FRSC if all your papers are genuine and VALID! Stand your ground!

. verily verily I say unto u sun don really fry d guy brain,,wetin concern to hang fone on vent and Google Map with frsc

Crvrider:
Those into ehailing I hail una. Went out to surulere today to make some supplies for Honda dw1 transmission oil and it was crazy. Bumped someone from behind today, and on my way coming back I got bumped from behind. Went through about 30meters of really bad road today I felt sorry for my car, for a moment I wanted to pick the car up and just walk the rest of the way. Somewhere around isolo, linking ajao, I spent close to an 1hr45min for a stretch of road that ought not to take me max 15min. I was completely drained by the time I got to work. People doing this job full time, I give una hand.

nairaland drivers RE lazy

tsinzu:
These bitches ain't loyal

these hoes can't be controlled

larryking540:
adult will always claim day knw best wen it comes to lve
,
my relative who also is regretting was once warned about d lady he got married to last year becus just looking at d lady u will just kw d lady pass am but what do u expect like u said men sometimes think with their dick,
now /presently d guy can hardly eat or feed d girl after marriage, all comes with regret,

and the worst is he has no friend,family or adviser to complain to

madridguy:
I think by reminding him of the danger ahead this can awake him from his slumber. To me am not a fan of leave him/her alone. Infact i will continue till he start thinking with his head and not his middle leg.

. Just be talking even though he won't listen

madridguy:
The way you're hammering on this minding of our business is something else. Well, me as a person won't mind my business on issue concerning the welfare of my siblings.

still be talking to him,,once men fall in love,they refuse to think wit thier brain but dicks,,eventually they will regret d decision and will be ashamed to admit they made a mistake

Person dey play with fire,huna dey shout mind ur business kontinue

please stop this,what do u think ur doing?,meanwhile pant don fly comot from toto

DeRay98:
You're right...
Ask bankers who have female bosses, it's same. Lots of women become "Wonsters" once they're in a position of power especially if they control your access to money or pay your salary...this is a known fact with very few exceptions and I have experience to back up my assertion.

worked for a woman before in her company even Jesus will not convince me to work with another woman fear those over religious humans

Abeg which site dey show score line of arsnal vs bayern ladies?

she disppeared house help kee u there

Nanop1:
This are Muslims for u.. If the whole Nigeria was a Muslim country I swear our government no go dey do nonsense by now.. Every1 go don sit up among dem..

I dey tell u

AkeNathan:
Lol. I reside in Akwa Ibom.

In the years of Akpabio as governor, many Akwa Ibom sons and daughters were serving as Chefs and House Helps across Nigeria, especially in Lagos.

Is the name Ekaette synonymous with House Helps? It's actually an Akwa Ibom name.

Yet he went ahead to build an International airport, international Stadium, 5 star sheraton hotel, too many dual roads. That's how he took the title of "Uncommon transformer".

Right now, i see thousands of young Akwa Ibomites trooping to the state every year to study for undergraduate degree. And you see them very proud ti represent their state. Unlike days they were timid with inferiority complex and identity of being slavers bay.

Funny enough these infrastructures put in place by Akpabio in what people saw as "coming at the wrong time", is now drawing job openings, companies, sporting competitions, tourism, flexing and identity to Akwa Ibom in these days of Udom tenure.


Make Umahi carry on jare. If he hadn't done these, they'd say he's useless and did nothing. If he had invested in human development, the state will largely be lacking in quality infrastructure and keep being called the "runt of the South East ", he can't do it ALL. He can only select the one which he can do, and do it well and leave the next government to continue from where he stopped.

Governance and government is a continuum something.

. God bless ya..any day I blow am retiring to that state with one retired evening newspaper from nairaland

Ijeleigbo:
Do Nigerians at this moment really need airport and stadium or factories and industries to reduce the high rate of unemployment in the country?

those touts wey dey clamp cars for Lagos airport are employed ,corrupt customs for lag airports RE employed,ticketing officers RE employed,security men RE employed,toilet cleaners,airport cleaners RE employed,engineers RE employed;air hostess and Co RE employed,,so y shouldn't ebonyi have airport?

lilyheaven:
Abia state which way?

my pathetic state,the worst. State in west Africa

[quote author=Lexusgs430 post=80662547]The same archaic way of thinking and thought process..... Operation sting my black ass........ [/quote ]

LLobiorah:
Alright, I get your point tho!
To me sha, the project no be the need of the people, but what do I know kwanu? The governor seeks to develop the state through the building of infrastructures, I guess he's looking at the long term goals of these projects.

gbam make e develop state first,investors go come.if every state governor dey perform like dis we for dey compete wit rwanda,Ghana and kenya unfortunately we RE comfortable competing with south sudan and vandalised libya. With baba go slow going on a wild goose unending chase to no where

festico:
This man is dumb this is not what that state need now, a state that is currently the headquarters of Poverty in south east as a whole. How many of its citizens fly? Enugu airport is few minutes drive to Ebonyi state .

. Is nigeria not the capital headquarters of poverty?

mabea:
You know nothing about Ebonyi state. Keep living in the past you will soon discover that time has past you by.

the homie still dey 11th century before christ

SpecialAdviser:
Umahi God bless you. You are the best in the south east.

. So proud of my Hero,,,some people go come now dey talk say den no need good roads,airport and stadium

Lexusgs430:
No chopper........

I just weak for that my mentor..no chopper,no hi-tech gadgets,no drone,no surveillance cameras,them still wan dey use archaic ak 47 dey chase robbers,kidnappers,herdmen,gangstas,they blow siren hup han dan

confusedworld17:
So I carried this oversabi guy with his girlfriend. AKA, I TOO KNOW. AKA, KING SOLOMON.
Nigger was going to Lekki from omole estate, bragging to his girlfriend that he is going to direct me the rout to take in order not to pay toll.
Nigger was sitting in a slanting position and using google map to direct me.
Where we were supposed to make a right, Nigger will say go straight or go left. Me don check my energy, I no get power to argue, I just dey follow wetin him talk.

Las las na him KING SOLOMON say : Bros you suppose know road to where we are going to ...

;


Once some of my foolish brothers carry women,they begin to form and think with thier dicks . Men allow their erection to become their direction in life

BruncleZuma:
They'll keep making excuses for this man.

No mind them even as hunger dey affect their brain

casperuk:
The man wanted to kill him. It is a tactical way to kill someone. You can stab someone in the ear and it goes directly to puncture the brain. The tissues around the ears are soft. It equivalent to trying to stab his brain. The American man must be a military trained personal. That’s a military tactical move.

If I hold a biro/pen you will think I am defence less and not armed. Hmm, if I use that inner part to stab into your ear, you will realise I am a deadly weapon. (The length of a pen is enough to kill you if I can drive it all in into your ear).
That’s high class training.

Peace out!

. Na so