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lexylexy:
Sorry about that. Yaba and One Ways are like this

the mumu person wey design yaba road need to dey beat every morning,even when em die,dem go open e grave still dey beat am,even purgatory dem go still dey beat till e reach hell or heaven still continue receiveing beating

. Mumu area,,,where motor dey come from left,motor dey come from right,every road na one way with no proper sign post indicating one way

make she give lecturer toto jare,no be toto wey u don mutilate,vandalise join ordinary toto to pass exam u come dey open thread

Raysleek:
It is well.. Just come up with a successful business idea, the govt will help you frustrate it

I dey tell u

. Delilahs,eves,rebeccas,jezebel s:::

Psoul:
You are not yet mentally matured to go into marriage or all your life, you have bn rolling with partners you never loved nor trusted.

My wife knows where my ATM cards are and their PINs. She has never attempted taking a dime out from my account. Well she may not even need it cos I have bn able to establish a good business for her where she use her money anyhow(though she never uses money anyhow cos she is a prudent spender). I keep cash at home. She cannot take even N100 without telling me. Same with me, I cannot take any money, either from her bank account or the one in her room without her consent.
Recently, our house rent got expired and we have to pay for school fees for our kids and the househelp. My wife one evening looked at me and felt I was worried. She said, "Honey, I want to believe that u are stressed cos of the financial loads of paying school fees and rent the same time. Don't worry, let me pay for the kid's school fees while u take care of the house rent". Can u imagine the relief?

So my brother, when u are able to live like this with ur spouse, u can never think of who is scamming who cos that will never arise. U will have unity of purpose. U will protect her and she will do the same cos anything that happens to her will also affect u.

who said I was gonna get married

Psoul:
If you are in a marriage where u keep too much secrets, things will always go wrong. Even when u die, ur face will look anguish.

I know all...infact, my wife told me about all her accounts. I know the ATM PINs. I know where her ATM cards are at any time. Sometimes she gave it to me to hold for her.

She as well know mine and their PINs. She knows where to locate them at any time. She knows my Mobile Bank details.
If eventually anything happens to me now, she won't have any difficulty getting my money out from bank.

Be nice to ur spouse. Live like one soul. Build trust and love and you will ever ready to do anything for ur spouse.

Husband acct balance ;30 billion naira
Wife acct balance;300 thousand

Husband give wife atm pin
Wife give husband atm pin

who come be scammer amongst the two

obolewu:
Good day great. People. I have always visited Nairaland as a guest, but I am presently in a serious trouble. Please i need your advice.

I am a married man with a good wife who has been in marriage for 8years, but eith no child. Before I got married, I have always been a lady's man and I had lived a sexually reckless life (even my wife is aware). In those days, my games include, party, foursome, anal and all manners of sexuality apart from homosexual. My cunninlungus is second to none and my libido is so high that I never get tired during any match. Also, I have got a fantastic 'rod' that any lady who taste it would always come back. Based on the above, i really explored during my single's days because I beleived when married, I would stay with my wife alone.

After marriage, I relocated with my wife to the US. I was involved in church activities to get me committed to the things of God and honour my marital vows. I love my wife so much and I respect and honour her. She remains my best friend and we are always playing around like teens. Our sexxx life is very active as she has learnt to keep pace with my high libido. I also stay away from bad friends who could draw me back to my old life. However, despite our great sexxx life, we have no child since the past eight years. We have done series of tests and we were both confirmed ok. We have tried the IVF options twice, but it would not work. My wife is worried. My parents are worried. Depsite this, I have remained faithful to my wife for seven years, until January last year when things happened in quick succesion.

There is this junior coleaque from Dominican republic who was to understudy me. She is so pleasant, bootylicious and busty that anytime she was with me, i uncoutrollably got aroused. She had also commended how she loved my dress sense and how she loves to have a fling with a Nigerian because she understands they are very strong. One day, we both left office late and she asked if i could drop her off in her apartment. For whatever reason, I agreed. On getting to her aparment, before I could say 'Jack' we were already having a deep french kiss. That day, I broke my vow as I had two rounds with her. That was how I gradually slipped back to my old life.

Fast-foward, a very beautiful Nigerian lady chatted me up on FB messanger in November 2018. She claimed I looked familiar and asked if I schooled in P/H and I said No, I attended FUTO, but i was a regular visitor to UNIPORT because I had friends there. We later became chatting friends and we would chatt virtually all time. Through her profile, I realised she was married to a guy who worked for and O&G company. I did not ask her. I was comfortable because, i beleved I would not have anything 2 do with a married woman. I also realised she had four children. During our chatt, she told me how her marriage has been a hell on earth. She said her hubby works in P/H and left her with the kids in Owerri. He vists every 2 weeks. He stopped her from working in a financial institution where she was engaged before marriage and made her a full house wife. Although he gives her money and bought a good car for her (Lesux Jeep), the guy had no time for her. She mentioned that the bleeps around and she has evidence. She stated that there was time he impregnated another girl that she had to call the girl and threatened her. She mentioned further that the guy is also very weak on bed. According to her, the guy cum within 3 minutes. She mentioned how he has no respect for her parents and treat them with disdain. According to her, sometimes, they don't even have sexx for up to four months. In short, she said she was tired of the marriage and she had attempted a divorce, but the hubby's family prevented that, yet the guy would not change.

Based on my church experience, I counselled her on how to make her marriage work. I used biblical injuctions to teach that it is the duty of a woman to build her home. Based on my sexual experience, i shared few tips on how she can get her man interested and highly performing in the bedroom. We exhanged phone number and we continually chatted on whatzapp. She also calls from time to time. We were just friends. Nothing beyond that. At least, we never met and I did not even intend to see her anytime soon. She is in Owerri. I am in New York. Therefore she cannot be a threat. So, I thought. However, one thing is that whenever we spoke, we discussed like we have been together for ages. I speak with her children and even played with them. While on bed with her nighty, she would call me and I have seen all her shape through video call, but to me it was nothing. Even married women walk around half naked these days.

Last month, my company got a contract in Nigeria and I was commisioned to lead the team to execute the project. So, I had to travel to Nigeria with a few guys. I did not tell her I would be travelling because I did not intend to see her. Much more, I would be in Lagos, I had no business in Owerri or P/H. Unfortunately, my Facebook location setting was not diabled and immediately i arrived Lagos, Facebook notified her I was around. She called on whatsapp when i was in my hotel at night and asked how could I visit Nigeria without telling her. She said she needed to see me. I said, it would not be possible because I was going to be in Lagos throughout as I came for official duty. She said, I should not worry, we would find a way around it. For whatever reason, I felt an urge to see her also inside me (and I promised myself I would not have anything to do with her. I was just curious to see her). On her own account, she flew down to Lagos on a friday (arranged for where the children would stay) and came to my hotel in VI. Immediately I saw her, I realised I was dealing with a paragon of beauty. An enigma per excellence a heavily loaded and endowed MILF. What I saw in picture and video calls were nothing compared with the structure standing before me. Instantly, the thought that she was married flew out of my head. Before I know what was happening, we had jumped on each other like mad dogs on heat. In a twinkle of an eye, her blouse was off, her skirt was on the floor, her bra was flung away and her pant has disappered from her buttocks. All my cloths, down to my boxers have also flung away from me. We were both stack naked as we engaged in hot kiss. Without think twice, I penetrated her without any condom. I was so carried away with her sweetness and passion that he ejaculated completely inside of her. She stayed for three days (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) and all we did was just eating, sleeping and banginng, raw without condom. If I said I had got high libido, then, I have got to learn under her. She was very 'fireful' and very tireless. When she was leaving, I asked for her account number so that I could give her some cash, she declined. She said she loved me so much that she does not need my money. She said she could not remember the last time she enjoyed herself like this.

A week after she came again sepending another weekend which was a repeat of the previous visit. Lastly she came the last weekend I spent in lagos and it was the mother of them all. Infact, she did not allow me to buy any recharge card throughout my stay in Nigeria. Before I know what was happening, she has loaded my phone with ten thousand Naira MTN card. The day I gave her twenty thousand Naira Cash, I had to beg her for hours before she reluntantly received it. Her point is always that she does not need my money. She is aware I am married but she always jealous anytime I call my wife. Interestingly, the only time her hubby called her throughout our stay was on her birthday. The call was not up to 3 minutes and she put it on speaker. The guy just said ' My beautiful Angel. Blessed is the day you were born. Blessed is the day I met you. I know I may be failing you. I know I may not be making you happy. But you are the mother of my children. I still love you. I go credit your account, make you take am enjoy your day". She was just saying.. hmmmm, Ok. hmmm. Alright. She has also told me she was comtemplating a divorce again and I advise her against same. Before I left, she bought some fantastic gifts. loads of Nigerian foodstuff. Exlusive native dresses and loads of more.

Anyway, I finished my assignment in Nigeria and returned to the US. We kept chatting and for like few weeks, she was complaining of fever. I advised she visted the hospital. She said malaria test was negative and she was advised to do a pregnancy test which came out positive. She said, for the past six months, no man, including her darling hubby has tourched her. Invariably, she says I am responsible for the pregnancy. She called me and she was crying. She told me she had to go for abortion and she was afraid. I felt, it could be a kind of set up (I don't know why I feel so). I told her she cannot abort the pregnancy that she has got to keep it. I told her I have been looking 4 a child for the past 8 years and this one that has come, I am not going to allow her to abort it. She said, do I forget she is married, just like I am? Can't i see the looming trouble? I said well, she told me she was already planning a divorce so I do not see this causing any problem for her, it will only fast-track her decision. I said as for me, she should leave my side, I would manage it. She said there is no way she can have a baby for me when she still in a man's house and she does not even beleive I have any feelings for her.

Anyway, we have been on this for about three days now. I told her if she decides to abort, she should go ahead, but that would be her decision. For me I would want the baby to be kept. She keeps crying and begging that I should agree to her decision unconditionally. Deep down within me, I do not want to have a child from outside, not even from a married woman. However, I feel something is wrong with this her pregnancy story. I just feel I am been set-up. The reasons for this I do not know. She never demand for money from me. I am just confused about the whole stuff.

Please, I need your advice

Caveat: Do not come here to abuse me or talk about morality/religious stuff. All I need are comments from matured minds. Thanks.

. Your erection finally became ur diirection

ukahrawah:
Why can't the Nigerian Police employ the use of water cannon, taser and other non-lethal crowd control means to quell riots instead of these unnecessary killings? African leaders go to other countries but, fail to copy people friendly leadership qualities.

It is very clear that going to school is a waste of time and finance our dear politicians went to the finest schools here and abroad with them bogus certificates,msc,bsc,phd,pdp,apc,waec,neco yet naija dey 18th century,,education,economy,health,infrastructure,security sectors failed failed failed

blessingchinny:
What does it mean when a man says he wants to quit the relationship and just be friends because he wants space to focus more on his christian life but doesnt mean he doesnt love nor care for you anymore. Also said that nothing has changed aside the fact that there is no more relationship between you both.

Note:there wasno sex in the relationship

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his blocked brain finally started working,,he tired of paying u monthly salary,sponsoring ur birthday,taking u to domino pizza,buying phones and still cant access ur panties ,,he jst realized his money been going to d drainage


Note ;panties still d most useless word in d dictionary

mabeni:
I got angry and drove back home. Today is too dull

lazy driver, u yaf join bad gang,you have joined oven gang,u yaf join I cant come and kill my sef gang

umall41:
Plz house what avi done wrong, I only got one short request since morning, plz help coz at this rate I am doomed on HP was at omole I av to drive down to Allen still no request and there s hevy traffic on allen self

if ur house dey near go house watch gotv,or still hang around ikeja till 4 when work don close some days re horribly terrifying.

amiibaby:
He doesnt love her if not having a child and keeping it a secret will be the least of his problem

;na them

slamstanlee:
I hv 2 pam pam... Annoying and loud. I had to ldisconnect one i rarely use horn though

horn dey give me headache,,lagos drivers go dey blow horn hup han dan like say dem dey press breast

pcicero:
Many of you would not even cut the person narrating his own story any slack before venting.

Do you know what some men go through in marriages?

Men are also victims in many cases.

If I were to narrate my own personal story because I am still regretting why I opted for reconciliation in spite of glaring indifference and rash decisions of my own spouse, much to the disappointment of al lot of my friends and relatives, I am sure you would still attack me.

My own wife traveled outside the country while we were just having a minor disagreement which was resolved.

She traveled to see her folks and promised to be back after a week.

She took my kid and stopped talking to me after 3 days.
Two weeks later she traveled to another country for a week.

She had bought the ticket and procured visa without informing me.

She kept staying out late giving excuses on business and accused me of not been supportive of her enterprise.

I was paying the bills oo and gainfully employed.

I got provoked and had some hot exchanges and resolved which led to her traveling to see her folks.

Her folks kept saying they did not know about her decision but I didn't believe them.

I was just advised to move on by people close to me but kept thinking of my son.

Until we later reconciled after 7 weeks of her departure.

I am regretting that decision because nothing has changed.

. If say u dey drink beer,one of ur guys for advice u properly before u jump enter d marriage,even though u for no listen as love dey blind men eyes to warning signs

Martinez39:
Women are not as physically strong as men and they have their manipulative prowess to compensate for that. Women are great at lying, smearing and deception for their own gain. When a woman accuses someone of rape, domestic violence, bad behaviour etc. try not to jump to take their side and look for the evidence. A woman would know she is lying yet she will still put up an Oscar winning cry, in all seriousness, to convince others that somebody raped her, assaulted her or her husband is this or that. The kind of lie they can come up with against you, for their own gain, would surprise you beyond anything .

All women are like that. "For better for worse" is just for mouth. No money, no love.

I swear plenty men still need re orientation concerning thèse hoes

how many mumu traffic lights dey work?y are d mumu vio still on the road since they have installed dere mumu camera?

Bbbwings:
Use your head
After 16 years it is still road rehabilitation that is sweetening you.

no mind am..road patching sef no be réhabilitation réhabilitation na when dem call julius berger ,redo the long strech of badagry, . Serious govt cannot be fixing same road every year as achèvement

Facidio:
This was how ambode started, and if you are a professional you will know that most of what they are doing there is just pure rubbish. It won't last even 2 months. And they will come back to it again just to siphon more money

God bless u sir

. Las las after the whole apc/pdp ballot snatxhing élection,and all the ipob/afonja fights on line unfortunately both thé afonja/ipob and apc/pdp supporters Will be stuck in that bad road for hours


we can now agree,we re senseless

tinubu patch road,fash,patch road,ambo patch road,sanwo is patching another governor Will enter and thé patching Will continue till year 2050....governmnent Will always be patching yet pot holes every where

every sunday every body face church go shout die die,yet every body dey wicked with wicked intentions funny humans

the brain washed,the brain washer and the brain washee

mid night newspaper

get evidence keep just incase,them don use concussion cook food for some men so tey them eat thier brain comot dont be suprised if u tell ur old Man,him go begin quarel wit u,come side em wife

tyup:
my condolences bro..... is the step mum being wicked to you in anyway?

. They re never nice