₦airaland Forum

1daboi:
them catch you abi?

. Dem cramp me yesternite

BAZ001:
Pls elders is Trade fair a no go area?
Want to know if I should reject plsssss.

flee brother flee infact flew

kelvinginzie:
Guys stop investing in jobless girls

Even the working ones come with bigger baggages

carter009:
All this girlfriends stuff is just bullshit, we have many hungry and greedy ladies out there, help a lady today and she leaves you they next day when you are down, they ain't loyal, stop helping them in everything, they don't worth it, for me just have casual girlfriends that you will f**k at anytime you need them, all this relationship bullshit is not working, focus on making money, help your family and your male friends, only them will remember , help and encourage you when your down and make sure your financially okay before you get married.

God bless u,,life is simple na men carry relationship for head like achievement meanwhile ur pocket is drained some homies no fit branch domino pizza unless den carry woman

I still wonder how una dey invest 100% emotions into relationships I give em 30% and keep my 70% and they always asking "y RE u not jealous?" U don't love me ""in my mind ""these hoes can't be controlled"

woman car wey go break down ,she go begin call husband honey:your car broke down ooo,,,she go enter Gokada dey go house . Hubby wey dey office go begin call mechanic

BAZ001:
Sincerely you guys have made d job easier for some of us because most riders just start talking from
Hello - rider :I'm at location going to so so destination , are you going?
without asking them oh
I will just say yes or No.
Even with chat sometimes

Toseenlove:
Most times I feel sad and embarrassed when I think about the populace of this nation. A very large chunk of them are too stupid dumb wicked and gullible. That thing will probably be crowned their king. The thing should thank his stars God Is a merciful God because If not. Idiots and dumb blunt empty skull with 10 kilobytes brain capacity shouldn't even have anything to do with living things. He'll probably Fit In as Water Closet.

Ke kwa nke wu 10 kilobytes brain capacity hehehe

slamstanlee:
there would be a part 2 or 3 of this gistt
Keep us posted

na so e dey start till them light person pant

peeps4u:
LOL.
You must be deluded to think you do better than the Uber driver driving you because you're sitting at the back seat.
Some drivers do it at their free time to see off boredom, some drivers own the car and even have other cars on Uber and taxify.

It is the disgusting mentality of riders like you (addressing drivers like your slaves) that see many drivers returning same favour to you.

For your info, you're not doing Uber or any driver a favour riding their cars, they offer you services while you pay them.

So, what's the fuss about being taxify/Uber drivers?

Respect people's hussle.

I know some average cab drivers that already have 2 houses and doing fine for themselves. There are countless ways to success. All these "Good is good" and other mass transport operators/owners started somewhere.

Don't despise people's humble beginning, not even when they are doing well for themselves.

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The same Nigerians dey go mc Donald wash plates,,dey look after old people for Yankee mortuary attendants as well....prison wardens AKA officer bellicks .there is dignity in labour..

after dem share Toto finish den go begin ask driver how much be d fare as it is card trip.... mean while bobo wey book ride don collect 5 rounds;trip na 700 naira

ainas247:
Who am I to judge... but with the statement I read after the lady told him to cancel the trip, the man replied 'If you are Human enough you will understand'
Being Human simply means that one needs to be compassionate, kind, understanding, empathetic and all the qualities that show you're a human who can value the opposite person's feelings.

That doesn't mean she should call him Mad because of her lack of understanding of Being Human.

If I were in her shoe, I won't call him Mad.


How are you doing?

nna nna u go better school

Maax23:
This bitches that don't have manners will be coming to social media to solicit for public sympathy for their unruly attitude and impoliteness. I drive also, I have met them on several occasions. Some of these girls can be so rude and nasty. Their attitude sometimes can spoil someone mood and make U regret driving . I have device a way of avoiding them, if I notice any atom of impoliteness and rudeness in the tone of voice when I receive call from them, I quickly cancel without wasting time. I can't build my rating to a very good mark and have someone to come spoil it

most of them are rude and uncultured they RE uber and taxify drivers worst night mares....I wonder how there boyfriends and husbands cope .

slamstanlee:
yes o. Very different

. Abuja driving sef different

smadav:
Again the Dpo very smart man, asked her why she is not charging me for rape, she said that is because she came to my house herself . omo that girl get mind oh.

. Once woman don shout rape hehe e dey hard for man to prove em innocence e get where e go reach the man go begin believe say e commit d rape sef

smadav:
Bro ain't broke at all balance is in 6 figures shit just happen aint bosting either.

. I'm just rhyming. Snoop dogg; glad ur out bro

u get luck say she no stick to the rape story and na 30k she bill,,,,,,those demons brought d downfalls of many men eg Bill Clinton

"pussyy broke a president;pussyyy made a ppimp"snoop dogg

abeg Huber block me for high cancellation ;I don do the online fresher course,,I go still need go there office ??abeg make huna leave dru and jessuson case hansa me

Yewandequeen:
The truth is there are few responsible men out there.
As at last might 2of my female neighbors and I actually discussed this.
Not that there are no men out there but there are less of those responsible ones, who will be committed and settle for one woman. Many still wanna play around till they are 34/35yrs before they think of settling down.
As I always say there are less responsible partners out there, if you have anyone that loves you so much, stay and brush the person to what you what. Stop all these yanga and time wasting thing.

I know she will have friends that loves her but cos they are not really her spec she won't look in their direction. As my dad always says, when a man/woman has 75% qualities of your desire help him make up the 25%.
Stop looking for 100% made cos no one is!

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Most of una beyond beauty and sex has zero character and attitudes

banjicom:


What is your definition of a weak man Op.


Make we start from there first!

I go jst dey one mumu friend go begin tell me my woman do dis;my girl do that

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na me be Dr Mike oooo...I never meet dru before ooo] we be two different individuals oo

izzou:
Some streets for Ago palace way na death trap. I Don add am join the list

community road and that road for Cele linking canal avenue

Gentlelife50:
So all the drivers now ask rider where they are going to against the app companies wish.
Some even ask if the rider is paying with card or cash.

some riders don dey talk destination before u ask with please are u coming ? Ok thank you corolla boiz go let u enter then ask destination then u go hear "madam am not going"

SKYloafFISH:
hahahha 46?
Obatala obatasa... My brother used that size too. We will keep roaming round the market just to get his size

I thought I had long feet till a cousin's friend showed me his size 47 shoe...I never knew there was a size 47

smadav:
Bro as it stands now am not planning to enter that house any time soon, I am even planning to enter ghana by next week but I will try to see my mother be for I decide

. Listen to snoop dog's "it wasn't ur fault" these hoes can't be controlled

tydi:
Hence the 2019 ladies you used in your gibberish writing keeps hoeing around that when she passes the street 3to 4 guys would be discussing how deep, smelly, or disgusting her pvssy was, we Nigerian men will keep hitting hard on them till they change their ways and end up with an unfortunate man. That's if only they would change. Or when they stop asking money for exchange of their body and work for their own money, we the men would stop. I wonder where person would find a good woman to marry now in this country.

. Don't mind them cheap commodities 10 naira bubble gum is more expensive than sex now

smadav:
Thanks bro, lord save me from this situation, before she left my house, she swore to deal with me and she is trying hard to do that

. Find way make she send her account number so u send her money. No near her as she go alert SARS them,,she don give u allegations;before u go comot from dat case u go don close ur biz..leave ur house for d mean time

the olosho really wan teach u lesson;simply learn d lesson and leave dem naija girls alone..they have nothing to offer except sex;blackmailing and billing with their unending problems and hunger killing them

deafeyez:
Maybe, but I am not the nigga.
The fellow is a tailor friend.
As for my English, I apologised but because you have already decided to batch me, you failed to read where I have already condemned my English and tone of writing.

make ur friend download "snoop Dogg's "it wasnt your fault"............make him listen to d lyrics

orble:
Rivers start from where with federal influences? It should be on record that akwa Ibom is the only state that build itself from scratch.

After being blocked, mocked and jettisoned for so many years, the state is now able to compete with others..

God bless u

SmartMen:
If you think Lagos has it all, let the sea port in Akwa Ibom establish and a world class airport out there then add embassy to any of the south south or south east states.

God bless u