₦airaland Forum

eherbal:
you never see anything.you just dey start you don dey give up.smh

xana101:
most of us make more than that. The work is not easy. Couple with d insult from those girls that can not pay for there fare, expecting the guy to pay. That’s how I ended trip. Fare was 1k. Babe start calling the guy to transfer 1k to me. I was like, babe u don’t have 1k in ur bank or ur bag yet u run ur mouth. Most poor babes are lousy.

Poverty dey reset brain

dirtycoin:
Lol.

He is in love with her, hence he only thinks with his heart and not his mind.

hé thinks with his prick

bulalakoboko:
Hello brother, I lost my job today and want to start Uber and taxify. I have a corolla 2008 but I am a novice with lagos road because I don't drive out that much. My work is very close to my house and even my church so I hardly even drive my car. Please is it possible for me to use the Uber app to know where am going? Thanks as you help a brother.

as guy man wey be oga for office before,,olosho dem go talk to u in à way that after one week u go come here find driver wey go drive d car but no let there foolishness weigh u down

bulalakoboko:
Hello brother, I lost my job today and want to start Uber and taxify. I have a corolla 2008 but I am a novice with lagos road because I don't drive out that much. My work is very close to my house and even my church so I hardly even drive my car. Please is it possible for me to use the Uber app to know where am going? Thanks as you help a brother.

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D . Use Google map;huber map don carry me before run from lekki pass 3mb go turn for oworo then run 3mb again..beautiful slay Queen been dey press phone for backseat . As à beginner u go jonse sha ..na normal tin

Epphy:
Sanwo Dream Street

izzou:
The funniest part was the rider was seriously looking for Gokada or Opay

I just they tell God not to provide anyone.. This guy wan leave me inside the traffic for nothing?

We found some but they were all booked. As we pass Iyana Oworo, road just free

Na which part of Lagos no get pot hole?

my people here are protesting coza and how Big brother africa girl carry big nyansh

[quote author=lastmessenger post=79806221]you are a very wise person. Wiser than millions of Nigerians. You can't come to social media and make baseless allegations against a man to buy people sympathy.
As it stands its an allegation and nobody can substantiate it unless evidence are presented.[/quote

No mind them...person never give them allegations before,them no go understand]

mrjaydee:
I can't come and kill myself! I don close.. I get one oven whey I wan go light

Tomorrow we rise again. Stay safe y'all

The oven crew the oven the coza guy man light no gree quench

Debosneh31:
Thanks for the response, but one more thing, what about the swift code and TIN?

go online u go see ur bank swift code;;den sleep and wake up any number u see for dream use am as TIN e go work

Debosneh31:
Please how do I go about adding account t to my Uber app? does Uber accept savings account, and can I drive without lasdri? Urgent answers please

They accept savings lasdri 2k but if den impound ur car 20k but since I do d mumu lasdri nobody don ask me for lasdri

huna wey dey do tayizi scam go computer center print "I DO NOT ACCEPT TRANSFER"paste am for back seat and front seat..if them later talk dey wan do transfer ;u get evry right to use bottle break em head



Printing na 150
Coloured 200 incase the rider no dey see black n white

[quote author=Cooladex post=79633783]Lol. You're right, got a request inside cercle mall yesterday, I entered and saw 4 ladies, with plenty load, one of them approached me and said, "pls there is flood on our area, are you willing to go?" I thanked her for her sincerity and told her i wouldn't be able to, and cancelled. Just parked by the side and before you know it, one corrola guy came and took them. [/qote]


Coro boys no get joy,,,be like dem get wicked partners;den no dey sleep for night;den fit drive 3mb river if d bridge dey on lock down

emmancecute:
true word, I was robbed there 3weeks ago. Got a trip from festac to gbagada around 10:30pm told rider I will be taking ago palace way but she insisted I take mile 2 cos it was late and there won't be traffic. We got to mile 2 and there was small traffic, while I was thinking of reversing, those guys came from no where. Pointed a pistol at me and ordered me to roll the windows down which I quickly obliged. They took my phones, small cash on me and rider's properties too. My rider was jittery all through the trip.

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D festac people love dat mile 2 yet if traffic catch huna dere den go begin complain . But one festac man threaten me on sunday as I mention mile 2 homie spent 3hrs in mile 2 traffic one time em no dey use ear hear mile 2 again

Gentlelife50:
Something funny just happened, got this request and the rider had to dust his shoes very well before entering my car.
It was kinda weird to me but I had to maintain, next he said my car is very neat.
According to him over neat dey worry my car, he said it very unusual to see well maintained Uber cars, I thanked him.

From our discussion I noticed he is an Igbo man.

We got to his destination at ikoyi he said it's his office and that he took one of his cars to the place I picked him and the car refused to start and he had to request for my service, before long the gate was opened I drove in and saw three exotic cars and two guys rushed towards him one looks like a bodyguard or something and the other one took his bag from him and they kept saying 'welcome Sir' several times.

The fare was #2900 and he gave me 4k. Oga thank you Sir, I will give you five star.

People wey hold money no dey jump hup han dan like some body for this thread . Na u sef go see am by urself

MoonlightDrive:
Seems after getting on the 3% promo uber start pushing short trips your way.. I believe someone had earlier made this observation before. Hope uber promo is not a scam!

last week-end na so so short trip i see,today i no even dey hear pim

Inspectorsuga22:
U should know my P,
U know where I'll be,
I represent d street,
Dey call me Naeto Naeto C....

that guy kini big deal album was à hit back to back

iPrevail:
This guy! So in your grande delusion you think you'll find a good girl to marry from a church? That's it?
Prostitutes, Runs girls, Olosho and their like are very religious sets.... Guess where they all convene on Sundays?

the homie dey sleep on bicycle wit tooty pick

Abeg na only me huber never pay,written them and been to there office ;they said its been dispatched?what else should i do?

Games84:
Op other of my problems can be solved and taken care of if my major is achieved which is FINANCE.

Am very very Broke ..at 35, no wife, no kids, no property, living in Lagos suburb, house rent about to expire, relocated from were I was last year to lagos thinking I could get a better life after teaching for years yet nothing ..fell into great depression last year that almost took my life but survived leaving me with stomach ulcer which will always demand food always let's I am finished . Now am afraid of my life and future and life look bored & meaningless to Me everyday..let me stop here cos I cry everyday when I see my mates.

Bro take am easy ,no go kee urself..keep pushing bro

prison break and thé good bad n ugly ,White london and any available hoe

tunde2222:
which part of my write-up are you laughing at?

u sef know the sentence and paragraphe wey make all of us dey laff

tunde2222:
Guys, please which tokunbo Toyota car can I get for a budget between 1.4m and 1.5m. Though I am more tilted towards 1.4m
Note: It's for personal use and I don't mind hatchbacks.

Also Civic man should not bother to reply because am not interested.

I also don't want a big daddy, am tired of it.

Cc Gazzuz, radautowork, eherbal, chilex8, everybody.

[center][/center] . Unfortunately after the whole advice here;love no go let am think we'll;;he will marry her and come back to wail on nairaland if the girl never kill am then

Danbull:
Pleas, who is Uber still owing o. They r yet to pay me my money since yesterday na. I use a savings account and it wasn't like this before.

Them dey owe muah ,if I no hear from em till 1. Na to go deer office

peterdrury:
What's the best way to know your route if phone is not hanged, I mean an area you've never visited?

On ur Google map;use the Google voice;put ur phone in dat space under radio;;;;in 100 metres turn right;;use ur head calculate 100 metres and follow street names. Hope this helps

smatadex:
Happy Weekend and Father’s Day to all the Gurus in the house. Please help your boy with advice, I am just a new driver on both Uber and bolt platform. I am to deliver 25k weekly. Please I need your advice on how to be successful in this business. I will be starting work tomorrow. Thank you guru’s

start early close early
Leave night work
Accept most trips;reject mumu areas
Use Google Map,flee from uber map
Female riders will ruin some of days ignore them
Focus on the road;grip ur steering and avoid looking at some hot laps sitting beside u make u no jam trailer
Do not light oven
Keep money for lastma,touts and police
Stay away from Airport
Morning face residential areas; afternoon. Go chop hot rice evening face offices
No hang phone for dashboard
Keep 20,50 ;100,200 naira change
Be polite to riders but wit time them go turn u to alaye
No drag road with danfo

Toseenlove:
Lol I'm suprised u're asking the Fool If he has a mother. What do u expect from a nonentity nuisance who bleeped his mother until she passed out. He was born and raised In the brothel thus for his animalistic attitude. Life has been extremely fair to the Idiot. I won't be suprised If he works at under bridge Iyana Ipaja doing owomida and hawking his oil. He Is too stupid and dumb for my liking lol. Oloribu Abroad kill the bastatd for under bridge hawking engine oil.

Murder was the case that they gave me

Danbull:
Gurus in the house, please how much is Uber owing me in total with this. Thanks

15k487,50 kobo

1daboi:
:ohow was it resolved?

. I run one way to enter my street ;gbam mofos blocked me police :we RE goin to station ur offence na 60k
Me ;shock come humble like chicken wey rain beat ;go ATM comot 2k.
Dem no gree say car must sleep for station
The man jst say make I bring am say I be gentle man
I go dey go 1km from today go turn

slamstanlee:
what of the ones that will enter and ask; have you started the trip?
Shio....
Me; Not yet, but you know you have to be in the car before i start the trip.
Some will answer me yes. Some will look stupid

na that stupid look I dey like as them wan prepare fight