₦airaland Forum

U dey mind that Ment woman

Cool

Fela na Prophet

Kriss216:
You want to have erection for a Nigerian girl this 2022

He doesn't know the price of NAN 1, PAMPERS etc

Rubbish

Cash out

EXLOVER:
Poverty and illiterate are two bad combination.

If i go to any place to stay if i noticed any form of violence i won't even bother to renew the rent. You see the reason why some big men prefer to use 100 million to buy a small land in a peaceful environnement ?

You won't see development in a violence area, community or state.

U r right.
A plot of land for banana island is close to 1 billion naira

illicit:
Nobody can move a mountain walahi

The Faith of a mustard seed can move the Everest.

[quote author= post=109033179]Slow and steady we will get to the land flowing with milk and honey.

Nigeria will be great in our lifetime.

Nigeria will succeed.

God bless Nigeria ��[/quote]Psychophancy laced with Hypocrisy at its best.

Juote author=Money2022 post=109038827]Your ex called you on your traditional wedding day and you went to her house, to do what?[/quote]To solve the equation as postulated by Okafors Law

safarigirl:
Na the hype sell that movie

I have seen better storyline and scriptwriting in YouTube productions, but those ones do not have a big platform and are constantly overlooked

If Netflix is truly interested in investing in Nollywood, I would suggest they partner with YouTube creators. Web series like Little Black Book, This is It and The Men's Club are brilliant, they deserve a large audience too.

Enough of sacrificing quality for mediocrity. The Nollywood representation on Netflix is so disappointing, and I take it this personal because I love Nollywood so much.

The popular Nigerian lexicon 'money miss road' comes to mind. The real deal gets overlooked, the sh*t goes on showcase(display)

Nollywood is good at promoting crap with much hype

lagusboyyy:
Toyota Camry 04= Basic midsize sedan,fuel efficient and economic in maintanance

Lexus ES330= Luxurious midsize sedan,not too fuel effiecient and high maintanance cost.

The better ride is obviously Lexus.

For a first timer,i advice you go for the camry,but to enjoy more luxury,the best bet is the lexus.

Pls explain, what is luxury in a car?

googlepikins:
I always avoid anything that will make me pay Tax in Nigeria, I can't be the one who helps dubious government officials to live large

Do u grow Ur own food?
Do u use firewood for lighting, cooking?
Do u use donkey/camel for transportation?
Do u wear animal skins for clothing like Adam?
Gerarrahere mehn
Shit

It's well

Yoruba thespians and bleaching na 5 and 6

Cool

Explorers:
A lady was correcting a her daughter(5-6years) and the girl was like 'sssshhhh' to her mum, meaning keep quiet.

My neighbors kids goes to school with atleast 5 pencils weekly.

That age, you need to show my dad your pencil/biro everyday. Failure to do so, you lie down on the centre table.


When i was in secondary school, moving to higher class, my dad will you give text books previously used by elder bro/sis. He will just tipex the First&Middle name, leaving the surname.

He's going to document all the textbooks given to you, so that when you're promoted to another class, you will also handover the textbooks you used for that session back to him. He will be ticking.

Also you will be given a pack of 60leaves note books + 5pens.

When you need another notebook or pen, you must show the exhausted ones.

Dayuum!
That man is mean AF

Francashy:
I know a particular state in Nigeria(SE) that is still struggling to construct a single flyover

2 SOUTH EASTERN STATES
TWIN EVIL TERRORS
IMO, ABIA

He has been poisoned

What a tragic loss of 2 very beautiful daughters. All that good genes lost forever.
Very painful indeed. Hope their Mother survives this to avert a triple jeopardy

This snake was found inside my WC last month.

cc lalaticlala

Sense no go kill OP

Deborah98:
If I call her agent of darkness people will say women hating themselves but obviously what's all this for? Her sense of dressing plus body composure and carriage everything equals to zero. I'm a fan of modest dressing that glories Jesus anytime any day. Modesty is bae. Men don't eat exposed food,they love it covered.

Herein are the words of a wise woman

AutoChick4U:
Polygamy in this harsh economy? How we go share d gbola sef? Will there be like a timetable? Will he have the strength to function after I've hammmered him? Will there be peace when the kids grow and the head is gone? I want peace, don't want strife and stress abeg.

MC Hammer!

Has any nairalander received this audio money?

May God punish the Vulturebbq griller and all BMC terrorists. Demonic government

eventainment:
G strings

O.G

MENOPAUSAL VIRGINITY

autologic:
I think Mr Ford is in Ph ,search for him

I know him
He doesnt work on German cars

autologic:
Scan codes is not enough to fish out the root cause ,vehicle will be required to be seen physically for further test .Look for recommended technician in ph to sort u out

Kindly recommend one for me pls

autologic:
If it has been diagnosed then why still asking for what will need to be done for fix .or u are u assuming scanning for codes is diagnosis ?

Pls kindly peruse the DTC codes. I need help any competent auto engineer here in PH