mfaith:
57m? this advert is beyond nairaland. Remove it before mod will ban you

Lmao. I'm amazed anyone in naija can afford this.

cococandy:


Yes you are.

Simply English they can't understand...trolls need to get a life. Mtcheew.

cococandy:


Yes you are.

Simply English they can't understand...trolls need to get a life.

This story aside and on another note, a lot of young ladies will tell you "He's my maga, he's been toasting me and I'm only chopping his money". This is a game most young ladies have played. It's a fun game, just chop and move on to the next mugu but the game could potentially turn deadly if you play it with a psychopath.

This game has been the genesis of most rapes and crimes of passion where the lady felt she was just playing a game with a dumb guy.
Then the "used guy" decides to humiliate her or collect his pound of flesh the first chance he gets her alone. This is why rapists will say, "she is my girlfriend" and the lady will say something else. Two friends with patient boyfriends eventually lost their virginity to married men who they were "playing with just for fun, trips and cash". The men eventually forced themselves on the ladies after a light kissing session. The ladies then came back to tell their boyfriends stories of rape. Ladies please don't put yourself at risk, not everybody is a human being abeg.

Not in any way justifying these crimes of passion but just a note caution to ladies that play games on men they do not want to marry.

maximunimpact:


Wow...certified blogger! sounds like you are my senior colleague.

He's your senior colleague but you posted and plagiarized realunclej's post on your blog without giving him credit.

lammygloooooooo:
Call
Price reduce to 600k

Reduced ke, u never start. Anyway happy sales.

@OP, Your story is quite similar to mine.

i actually took half my salary to join an MNC for growth purposes only to get the shocker of my life.
I met harsher Job conditions, longer hours, stress, traffic, rude colleagues, career stagnation and worst of all financial struggle which I never faced at my former work place where I was earning double. Even at my former job I had offers to double the double coming from mid size firms which I rejected despite their pleas. Today, i am filled with regrets everyday I go to work but cant quit because im stuck .

Moral of the story is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
Stay in Abeokuta till the right offer comes. The Lagos job is not the right offer for now.

I've got 1.5m cash payable this week.

Meoler@gmail.com

I was almost moved to tears reading this article. This story is very real and yes, Nigeria has gotten to this level. Someone I know with 7 kids distributed his kids amongst relatives months ago in the guise of summer holiday and has refused to come get them several despite calls and ultimatums from relatives yet the dude is still playing hide and seek with his kids to ease the financial burden of feeding them daily.

In a country where petty criminals get burnt alive for steal maggi cubes is it not justifiable that our politicians should be the ones at the recieving end? The story of the woman that stole baby food from an upscale supermarket to feed her starving baby some weeks ago comes to mind. This is not what life is supposed to be and Nigerians need to demand more from their leaders and hold them accountable.

How a sitting president will be traveling all over the place and jailing the opposition yet turn a blind eye to the hunger ravaging his country is beyond my imagination. One thing is for sure, at this rate It will be several years before APC wins another presidential election....Nigerians cannot be fooled again. Enough is enough.

seunmsg:


Nobody celebrated his downfall. We only advised him to use his common sense to manage his business better next time. N11billion is huge, he should pay up before bad mouthing state governors who are are owing just like him.

To imagine he was owing 11bn yet was criticizing the bailout that states would recieve to pay salaries reeks of sheer hypocrisy.
He's lost his criedibility as Mr common sense and needs to keep quiet from now on. Shikena!

Reference:
Complained of chest pain. In civilised countries they dial 911 and he will be alive today. In Nigeria you go to bed and wake up in the clouds. When are we going to move forward in this country and avoid unnecessary, avoidable tragedies.....when...

Wake up in clouds? U harsh o.

emmykk:
sport people with all their exercise...dieing of heart attack while politicians who dont even exercise and eating our money living like methsalah.

This made me think

At this point I'm tempted to ask if Nigeria will ever be good again.
This APC government has truly failed us. Little did we know that they had no plans for the country.

bright007:
On behalf of the association of name checkers (NCA)...

We have received reports of one specimen called [size=20pt] Austine Okwuokei [/size] from the land of the rising sun. We hereby state that we are not surprised because he is among those trying to develop Lagos state.

He is most definitely from Delta State. Once a crime is committed by a fellow whose name doesn't sound northern or southwestern it becomes automatically Ibo. No wonder these name checkers only know 3 tribes.

afroxyz:
1st class graduate can't create jobs, can't go into biz and can't even go and lecture even if na state university? And someone would blame Buhari for this

This just says it all

Empty threats from hungry attention seekers...nothing of such will happen tomorrow as they just want to create panic in the polity.
How can someone say they will bomb all military installations in the country at the same time??

Even The US with their drones have not been able to bomb all known ISIS strongholds and some keyboard warrior thinks he'll just wake up and declare war on the Nigerian state when the location of any missile launch can be easily triangulated and leveled in minutes.

I urge all Nigerians to remain calm, nothing dey happen.

ebig21:
maybe they came and retaliated for their members killed then.

I concur

eleko1:
I dnt believe the proposed 4th mainland bridge will take place from Pan African,Greenland Estate and splash fun spot.But from Badore road.There's barely nothing to demolish there save for shanty kiosks,mechanic shops/block making makeshift. Make dey nor come near Greenland Estate ooo and my man fun spot

They should leave my Greenland please. Years of investment cannot go to waste in one fell swoop.

Smellymouth:
The story funny die walahi

1. I went to 3 different supermarkets

2. We had a 3rd party live band event

3. 30% commission

4. I got slapped 3 times

5. Do I deserve to be slapped 3 times?


Using 3 as the subject of the formula, find X

Conspiracy theorist toh bad

Seyi Law should apologize to the guard, pure and simple!
You simply oppressed the poor man because he didnt want to lose his job on the spot.

Can u slap a random agbero on the street?
You knew u had the upper hand and u chose to degrade a fellow man while your fellow celebs are busy lifting up "Olajumokes" and "Windshield cleaners".

Im highly dissapointed with this act and it just shows how high handedness set in because of a little cash.

Why will Eko Hotel call you back when in d hospitality business the customer is always right....they just took your sh*t and moved on.

smart2008:
How long was the moi moi left in the car with all the hot weather definitely will go bad .

Gbam
thats the answer.

When David Cameron called us corrupt some people chose to attack him but was he telling the truth?...sadly yes.
I've never been more ashamed of being Nigerian till I read this news. I've faced all sorts of insults and harassment abroad for being Nigerian and chested it but this story makes me weak. Ordinary funds to save lives some people sat and shared it.
I'm left to conclude that the average Nigerian is just crook anywhere you place them.
It's just sad.

4.2m for Naija used?
Mods move this thread to the jokes section.

Wizkid has given Linda a technical knockout (TKO) and reduced her bride price all in one blow.
Now she knows how it feels to have your business aired out in public...true or untrue.
She's been going hard on Wizkid all these years and he was bound to react.

See all the people viewing this thread sha

Cyojunior:
The broken home of the northern family.
In effortless ceremony, a man got hitched to his wife and
swiftly a family setting begun. In no time, Allah bless them
with a boy and joy raided the air.
Just as the boy clocks three years, he is escorted by the
father into the city to learn the Quran. Yes, a three year old
is forcefully pulled away from his mother to God knows
where! The father returns home to the embrace of his wife
in kulle. Putus -another baby is on the way as the first one is
left forgotten.
The mallam in his wisdom has been blessed by Allah and
using his economic dexterity, he sends the poor child into
the street to ask for arms. In the harshest of the street, the
3 years old boy learns survival instincts. He battles ruggedly
against unexpected elements. In no time, he becomes a
champion of the street.
Unfortunately, he is cut off from the affinity of family
bonds, he has no relations to share feelings with as this lad
is left for the street to mould him into her dictates. He
becomes vicious, angry and paranoid. To subdue his anger
against his mallam, he is told never to question his
conditions as it is Allah's will for him. He is told to hate
those who don't belong to his religion and with unmitigated
fury, he brews in anger against the people in the society.
With age catching up with him, the street becomes
uninhabitable for him. He can't longer beg because no one
give alms to an able bodied man. He resorts to crime-from
picking pockets to petty stealing and eventually to violent
crimes. He is completely a nuisance to the society. The lucky
ones amongst his peers are recruited into political thuggery
and others brainwashed into religious fundamentalism.
As the circle of the almajiri life continues, he is arrested for
any of the crimes above and made to serve jail terms. After
years in confinement, he comes out more bitter,frustrated
and hopeless. With no task to do, he takes to selling water
and ridding okada. Again, he continues his romance with
the streets.
Like a walking corpse, he moves around with fist of furry
and stained mind of hate. He is quick to start a fight
because he has nothing to lose. Because you are too
sophisticated to him, you treat him with disdain and quick
to pour verbal venom on him. In the blink of an eye, he
draws out his pocket knife and press it to your fine body.
While you writhe in pains, he flee into the streets because
that is where he belongs. You learn a lesson never to
engage the almajiri in a fight.
Suppressed eventually by age, he become weak in the
hustles of the streets and resort finally to begging as
curtain of life draws on him. As he battles to bid farewell to
his unfair life, he look back at the offspring of his groin -the
next almajiris of his legacy.
Tearfully musing

I love your writing. This socially conscious story can be adapted into an award winning novel or movie. Do you have a blog where we can read more?

AntiWailer:
That is the damage done to her by the Pastor of COZ

Uptill now, he refuse to address this issue.

As christians we need to acknowledge that these guys are normal people like us so in case they fail us, the impact will not be this crazy.

Having read about her alleged affair with the Pastor, it is easy to see why even marriage could not heal the damage caused by that relationship.
A lady friend of mine moved to the church after having family issues and after a month with the pastor she swore never to go to a church again with what her eyes saw.

The evil that men do lives after them truly.

This quote below is just the truth and no matter how little inconvenience we as Nigerians may be feeling right now, we must realize that God saved this country from certain doom had the last administration continued. Shekau waxed bold everyday under the last administration and even launched a brazen attack to take Aso Rock. Imagine?

The military was demotivated and unarmed officers who ran to save their lives on the battle front were sentenced to death under the same GEJ regime that diverted and shared the funds for the very arms the officers were to use to fight insurgency. Talk about saying one thing and doing another. GEJ, Dasuki and NOI should be in Jail for this singular act of treason alone.

Today, BH occupied territories have shrunk, Shekau is downcast and BH has lost their steam. When last did BH have the effontry to bomb FCT or the police HQ for that matter? Though BH attacks have been largely limited to Borno state Nigerians need to realize that though the change has been slow, there is indeed change.

A friend in the civil service complained bitterly of not having any money to divert as most loopholes have been blocked. The fact is that there is little money to steal in government now. The crime rate in Lagos has dropped drastically too.

Restructuring the economy will not take a day and I don't think a year is enough to restore 16 years of damage and economic plunder.
I'm sure even Fashola the magician will be sweating while trying to unravel the level of systemic decay in the power sector.

We need to be patient and not complain like the Israelites did in the wilderness asking rather to go back to Egypt as slaves because they faced little inconveniences on their way to greatness. Even the bible says that the double-minded man is unstable in all his ways.

The economic slowdown due to falling oil prices is not affecting only Nigeria; Russian, China and Venuzuela to name a few are also affected.
I believe that the seeds of greatness have been sown and should be allowed time to grow for us to enjoy the fruits of our labour.

God Bless Nigeria.

ziccoit:


If GEJ, the Mr Hero had won the last presidential election for the 2nd term, nothing would have been left of economy with the level of corruption that would have been allowed to go on unchecked; BH would have spread down to the South with above 75% of Nigeria under terrorist control; he and NOI would have started selling Nigerians to slave trade to make more money available for stealing; GEJ would have sold everything Nigeria; coup de tat would have been staged and either GEJ killed or arrested and kept in jail; Nigeria would have been thrown into unending crises; we might have had a civil war on our hands by now.

So, voting Buhari was the best decision the brilliant among Nigerians made. That golden decision has saved my country from irrecoverable destruction and total collapse.

666 Licence plate? I bind that Licence plate

To paraphrase, naija's longest surviving group is finally dead. RIP Pqsuare.
This is nothing new it happened to Stylplus, Remedies, Plantation boys, Trybesmen , Dbanj and Don Jazzy. One person always strikes out and feels they can make it on their own. It appears that Peter has been plotting this script for the last 3 years since he got married.

All I can say is I hope they both have savings cos they are gonna need it.

I don't bother commenting on Psquare topics but I have to say that their PR team have been playing Nigerians for fools and having a good laugh while at it. Anything to keep trending just like the Kardashian family.
After all Nigerians love Watching Telemundo and Africa magic so give them some drama to talk about.
It's funny to see people begging Psquare to stay together on IG.
People need to stop taking these people seriously.

ABSU has always been like this. I dey fear ABSU products whether male or female.
On another note there needs to be some regulation of the Nigerian social media. You'll never see a foreign website displaying human remains they way it's done in Nigeria. There is no consideration for the families of the deceased as bloggers just want to draw traffic to their sites using shock therapy.

Listing a thread as graphic does not mean that one has to upload gruesome pics with no form of censorship. Nigerians have become numb to seeing blood. The government needs to clamp down on errant bloggers.

@Seun, this trend should not continue without some level of censorship.

*grabs front row seat*