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SultanOfPuna:
Not just the regular STD, he collected the Buy 1 get 2 free type of STD.
My boy has been scratching since monday. He has tried lots of antifungal creams but it keeps worsening.
Today he was driving me, his left hand on steering the other hand on his gbola scratching it furiously..

Today he confessed that he paid a runz girl from Choba uniport 50k for 4 rounds sex during weekend.
He just spent 50k to collect free STD and with the way he is scratching i have decided to no longer shake his hands anymore..
I just dey vex for am, based on say him just waste money and the bani sef don block him number.
He doesn't want to go to hospital, and he don't know what StD he has but I'm worried that if I continue hanging around with him. The StD might transfer to me via air or by touch.
Is StD transferred by hanging out with infected person.

So your boy paid 12500 per round of sex. He did 4 rounds so he parted with 50k. Now he has got the claps and is spending money to buy antifungal cream. By the time he realises that its a bacterial/fungal infection and needs to go to the hospital, the disease would have advanced. So he goes to the hospital and pays hundreds of thousands to get treated. That's if he doesn't end up getting HIV. Then when he gets older he stands the risk of getting a prostrate issue. All for 4 rounds of sex with a strange woman. Hmmmmm.

MrImole:
Mad cow...



So sorry!

Oh my God! You are such a dingbat! Are you this ignorant? No wonder. It even shows in the quality of what you post on this forum. So much emptiness and shallowness. Which school did you attend self? Even if you did art courses, this does not justify this depth of ignorance being displayed by you.

seunmsg:
You hailed Fayose for doing stomach infrastructure but cry blood when another person dose it. What kind of hypocrisy is that?

Nothing this piece of shit cannot do just to lick balls of powerful people. The reason why he hates Fayose is because the ex governor, whom seunmsg is somehow relayed to, refused to dangle his prick for the dingbat to suck. Plus, Ayo no gree gii am shingbain.

seunmsg:
And you praised Fayose for it and now condemning Tinubu for doing same. Why can’t you guys be consistent?

Says the pot calling the kettle black. So you are this notorious? You don blow ooo

Odewaleadesoye:
Source: https://punchng.com/video-dj-michelle-rescued-from-lagos-beach-after-24-hours/

Girl is a confirmed mammy water. They only took her down to attend meeting.

seunmsg:
Extorting money from people in order not to reveal informations about them is blackmail and a financial crime.

That's supposed to be revealing, right?

MrImole:
Sorry for your loss Sir!


I promise you that within 9,545,398 working days, your bank will rectify it.

Mook!

Hashabiah:
Bros you have to understand that a woman is like a cat with a low-sense of gratitude , and secondly ,you should have invested more in yourself rather than your wife's narcissistic marriage . But it's not too late to do the right thing , in fact , start by getting a job and keep some savings aside for the unexpected.

And lastly, don't let anyone make you feel bad about you depending on your wife. Because the burden of marriage is suppose to be handled by two people, not one person.

Cool statement.

seunmsg:
Well, we call it oka ori in Yoruba land.

Iro, amala abe ni......

seunmsg:
Rape is a serious criminal offense and not something to joke with. Please, be guided next time. I hate rape jokes.

You hate rape jokes. Are you Otedola? Was the comment directed at you? Who the hell does this guy think he is? Egba mi eyin eniyan!

seunmsg:
Tinubu is bigger than rebranding Covid-19 palliatives.

And you even have the temerity to defend this practise of distribution of food purposely for elections? Should it matter if it was rebranded palliative foodstuff or not? You are hopeless o!

A ma wa a se nkan o.......

seunmsg:
Actually, I have been busy with a very naughty audit assignment for about two weeks now. I got bored of writing the report so i decided to come play around for a while on Nairaland this morning. Good to see that quite a lot of you have missed my contributions on the forum.

PrinceOfLagos:


So which one is your main hustle and side hustle between your audit work and ass licking Tinubu?

See, the guy's main and only hussle is to lick balls. It doesn't matter if its Buhari, Tinubu or any NURTW chairman. He just licks them all. All you need is to have some semblance of political /social/economic influence, your balls is guaranteed to be licked by seunmsg. Plus, he is not an auditor. Don't let him deceive you.

seunmsg:
Audit pays the bills, Nairaland and Twitter engagements is just a patriotic contribution to help shape national issues and sometimes just for cruise. I don't take it deeply as some of you IPOB and PDP folks do .

So anyone who does not support Tinubu must automatically be IPoB or PDP? It is well with your sou.....

seunmsg:
The destiny of my children are in safer hands under a Tinubu presidency than under an Atiku presidency. As a secondary school student between 1995 and 2001, i enjoyed a little of the good governance of Tinubu/AD governors in the south west (1999-2001). So you see, my children will be fine under a Tinubu presidency.

Loju bobo amougbaux yi, o ma a feel pe Atiku ni gbogbo awon ti won ko support Tinubu fe maa support. Onifun kan. He can't think outside the box. He views life from the prism of Tinubu vs Atiku!

seunmsg:
The destiny of my children are in safer hands under a Tinubu presidency than under an Atiku presidency. As a secondary school student between 1995 and 2001, i enjoyed a little of the good governance of Tinubu/AD governors in the south west (1999-2001). So you see, my children will be fine under a Tinubu presidency.

So Tinubu was governor of Oyo State then, abi? Ani Lai Mohammed nko se lowo e ni. To ba ya nsin wa a tun ni auditor ni e, Federal government ni ohun ba a sise, pe Abuja ni ohun gbe. Tinubu will never be president. Your support for him is just too inconsequential.

seunmsg:
At least, I am projecting a candidate i believe in. Now tell us, who are you supporting for president in 2023? It is not enough to be spewing hateful comments about Tinubu. Tell us your candidate and start projecting him or her to Nairalanders. Campaigning against Tinubu without coming up with a viable alternative will not put a good president in Aso rock.

Se ori aye e lode? People are beginning to notice just how unprincipled you are. The whole Nigeria situation is just like a soccer match to you. You must choose club side even though whatever happens has no benefit for you. Amougbaux!

seunmsg:
Thought they said US is about to sanction Nigeria over Endsars report. So, what’s Blinken doing with Buhari?

Shey una no fit ring him number and ask am directly wetin hin de find for AsoRock? Because I no know why una come de ask stupid queshun for hia.

seunmsg:
What exactly do some people want Lai Mohammed to say? Even if there was a massacre, you expect the Federal minister of information to address the media and admit there was a massacre? Is that how to defend the government? Will the Secretary of State ever admit to any US wrongdoing in Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, Libya etc?

While it is understandable for a pathological liar like Lai to do his job to save face for this despotic government, what beats us as concerned sons of Yoruba is why something like you will come on SM and support or parrot whatever Lai says if not that you have lost your senses, your conscience, your consciousness, your morality and your identity. You are nothing but a self imposed advocate and stooge for despotism , tyranny, abuse of power, misplaced priority and political brigandage. Iwo jatijati yi.

seunmsg:
Ekun Egbere everywhere.

Gbigbo aja latodo e. Sa ma a gbo lo. Ki o si ma a juru fun awon ti won ti mu e leru.

seunmsg:
Broke boys doing bambiala everywhere under the guise of cruise.

See beef! Just because you ain't got friends that will do that for you. Amugbaux!

benjackugo:
Ossai Ovie Success who is an aide to Delta state governor, Ifeanyi Okowa, has urged Davido to gift his over N100 million donations to charity, IgbereTV reports.

Ossai gave the advice on his Facebook page. He wrote;


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4706998006057535&id=100002421463577

The i.diot cannot wrap his head around the fact that a young lad like David can publicly rake in 151 milla within 24 hrs.

seunmsg:
I have my opinion on the report but i will wait till the official white paper is out before saying anything.

And ypu will not able able to say anything then just as you cannot do pim now.

seunmsg:
Rational and objective take on issues is no longer on the table as far as politics is concerned in Nigeria's social media space. people just want to drag others based on the side of the political divide they belong to.

Look at this onifun kan bi tejo! This APC thug with literacy skills. Must you see everything as APC vs PDP?To you, anyone that says some bitter truth about your gdaddy Tinubu must be automatically PDP.

seunmsg:
I never knew he was in the Navy. How is he combining military duties with skit making?

Ah! Welcome back. Data yakari ne? Or you got in trouble courtesy of your loose tongue and goofy mind? Or you just got bored with NL and its characters such as me? I knew you would re-surface after getting wind of the fact that I was looking for you so you can prove to yourself that you ain't scared of me. Good. Yeah! Bashing resumes in earnest. Been really looking forward to it. Now I can start making more money.

post=107705714:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/11/suspected-robbers-stab-woman-to-death-in-ogun.html

That is the trademark of Northerners. Throat slitting. They always tend to have very sharp daggers.

blamingthedevil:
Nice one

God Bless President Buhari
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria



Shidren of 8 will just wail on this thread for no reason

Mumu. God bless the devil too, abi? Big mumu.

TheSourcerer:
As the saying goes money is really not everything , here are a list of people who invited death shortly after money was involved here are the top ten deaths caused by winnings .


Craigory Burch Jr.

Craivory age 20 won nearly half a million dollars from a Georgia lottery in November 2015. Just two months later, he was later found dead after a tragic home invasion , Robbers entered his home and demanded his won money According to his girlfriend, who ran for help during the robbery, Burch pleaded with them not to kill him in front of his kids. He told them they could have his bank card, but when the thieves couldn't find his wallet, they shot him and ran away. Burch had recently used some of his $434,272 Fantasy 5 winnings to buy Christmas presents for the less fortunate.

https://www.ranker.com/list/lottery-winners-tragic-ends/derrick920

Akatas are always like that. Once you get rich via any legal but public means, na beef you go get from them. That is why a lot of rap artists just get killed over nothing. Its always pure beef becausr you have money and they don't.

pestman:
Many people believe bed bugs love dirty conditions, and that they’re attracted by filth. This is why many people believe that sleeping in a cheap hotel is a surefire way to get bed bugs.

As it turns out, though, that’s just a common misconception.

Bed bugs are not drawn to dirt or decay. In fact, they can live in any environment, as long as they have access to the one thing they need to survive:

Blood.

Unlike mosquitoes and ticks, which are also blood-eating insects, bed bugs can’t fly or live on their hosts. Instead, they must hide near their food source and wait for a meal to become available to them.

As such, bed bugs are highly adaptable. They can live anywhere from the cushions of a sofa to the carpet of a library, as long as they can access regular blood meals.

If you have bed bugs in your apartment, that’s why!

With that in mind, here are a few main causes of bed bugs:

Purchasing used furniture and bringing it into the home. Bed bugs can enter your space via luggage, purses, backpacks, used couches, and more.

Cross-contamination in a multi-unit environment. Bed bugs can travel between rooms in apartment complexes and hotels.

Contamination from a hotel, resort, or hostel. Bed bugs may get into your clothing or luggage and come home with you.

New people staying in your home. Guests may come to stay at your home, bringing bed bugs with them without knowing.

Ticks don't fly niggah!

plaindealer:
According to him, the shooting incident took place around the Alade Market in Shomolu, not far from the bus stop, but the ENDSARS panel switched the location where he sustained the injury to Lekki toll gate.

This report is an embarrassment, a total disaster, injury upon injury.

I hope and pray that they did not get paid for this ridiculous and absurd disaster of a report.

This is what you get when you sit in your air-conditioned office to listen to den say den say stories instead of doing proper investigation.

The useless people practically rubbished and ridiculed themselves..

Can someone please tell me seunmsg's new moniker? I need to keep pestering the scallywag. He has suddenly disappeared. But I know he is still making rancid comments on this forum. I just need to keep letting him know how stupid he is. The goon needs to be put in his place on a constant basis. Someone who knows please?