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Basket mouth is just a stvpid guy...

His dance move got me cracking in lafta.

Exactly 6mins, 45secs, 87micro secs. Then he should say this exact words 'this is the begining watchvout for round two to eight'.

Eyaa

Oya shell employ her so she can marry quick...

That girl is 20 years old?

She go quick old...

Just think of the brighter future. All you need is cash in your life.

GavelSlam:
Since you say so, provide 10 paragraphs of what could be considered hate speech from those in government today.

Where is the exam venue?

Hmmm, now im begining to see the need for government so susidize sex dolls, too much rapists everywhere.

Negode!!!

Fasting is good but good looks and good heart you must have first.

The level of hate speech this administration threw at the last administration, it is what prosecuting themselves in this administration.

Dont worry the hate speeches are loading wait till june.

ManirBK:
OBJ to seek for National pardon!

You need a brain transplant because in the two sides of your brain, what is left there is nothing right and what is right there is nothing left.

Beremx:
and how is this suppose to fascinate a man or make him sexually aroused?

I got your answer, here

Dronedude:
All they need to do now, is to cover it with a sex doll, then we r game.

All they need to do now, is to cover it with a sex doll, then we r game.

See

Now this is scary.

Warrisdis topic all about?

This Yahaya Bello self no just get sense.

Holland indeed na why you quickly use government money take build your personal house like disney land.

Im moved by this act of generosity.

Now this is a real good samaritan. Helped the guy without taking pictures and even sharing his story with a friend who probably didnt see his picture but called to transfer some cash.

I pray for this grace every morning to be able to move around the street helping people in dare need. God help me to be a blessing to others.

Omo, guys dey suffer for this country. Suffering is real, poverty is the worst sickness.

Chisos...

So how sid story of the bribe that led to his death emanate?

Jamariwolf4:
you gave someone who isn't your wife 'merciless dicking'

Hmmm,

Continue oo

Well she was loved it judging from her multiple squìrts.

At that point being her man matters irrespective of the relationship status.

mhizenugu:
Smh, you can lie for Africa..

Hmmmm...

I wonder at what point you think im lying; her masturbating or me diçking her afterwards.

Well she appreciated it at that moment.

talk2saintify:
Ok! After 7pm it was I was tried ASF, I Was Just Taking my Step jejely ooo,
First I Passed This bushy path like That Guess what I saw..

I saw what seemed like a sacrifice or so (didn't get the chance to snap cause it was kinda Dark and i never wanted to start getting any unnecessary attention).

Ok, I saw this calabash like that, covered with red cloth, couldn't see what was inside clearly sha..

But I Knew it contained at Least Two Lilipop Sweet..(I pray I get to see it tomorrow so I can take pictures). I Just Mtchewed And continued Walking...Lol


I continued walking my own oo,
passed this CHURCH like that (don't want to mention the name here)

Am sure they were singing Christian songs as at the time I Passed..(Don't Pay Attention cuz I dey Pass the church everyday)

Suddenly I Was Almost reaching my house and the next thing I heard was....


ONE CORNER..ONE CORNER..ONE CORNER...

I was like WHAT!!

Mehn I had to standing for abuh 3minutes or so to be sure my ears were not deceiving me!!

JEEZ!!

Op that weed you took is it still remaining, abeg burna boy needs it for inspiration.

Mrbolt555:
They do it more than males sef. Y'all get facts.

You're ryt bro, one time i caught my babe masturbating in the sitting room thinking i was asleep in the room. I was like what the fvck. I just grabbed her gave her merciless diçking.

tytunji29:
Wetin is it your wish?

Never new one can commit blunder in broken english.

Weh don sir.

Its a suicide;

1. There is a written note on the table.
2. A shot to his head sent the blood splash on the wall.
3. The single bullet shell next to him indicates a single shot to the head.
4. He consumed a lot of alchohol due to frustration an got drunk before makeing a call to his wife telling her to come over, then threw the phone before the suicide.

Efe has been disturbing the airway with his sick jams, i mean dont get it twisted, his songs so far are literally annoyingly sick. At a point i asked myself is music by force.

Uriel doing well with her cooking show just that the top she puts on (in a bid to show her flappers)doesnt really attract guys as she wishes but i find myself seriously interested on her reciepe i mean the cooking.

Gifty doing well in somany big boys bedroom and rides. Clubbing is her calling even though age is calling for retirement, last year BBN gave her a fresh start. I advise a loved one does a portrait of her birth certificate in golden frame in her home.

Tboss doing well with photoshoots and endorsments. Seems like the boobs exposure was worth it afterall, just that she decided to venture into nollywood while i was thinking she would also pioneer the p**n industry in Nigeria. Well Vaseline crew keep hoping for the future.

Kemen doing well in akwaibom one time i saw him carrying out gym instruction in a park with elderly ladies, i just smh and continued licking my ice cream atleast them ladies are safe from you know...


Bally that scam is back in his fathers house enjoying Nigeria money.

Bassey hmmm i remember tabling a prayer point for this guy in church with special tithe offering for him to blow. I stumbled on an old movie that boy acted and i was shocked even bbn no fit elevate him status. I knew that free milk he was looking for will land him in nothinless.

Abeg make i sip something others are missing in the picture.

The dude is even too stupid to the extent of using lipstick for eye pencil.

Just look at him...

Mondieu

Why im am thinking xvideos and pornhub will be dragging top position especially in Nigeria.

Pervs everywhere.

This should be called a supertrike

RichlyOBS:
Do I did the right thing or was i just stupid?? Or is it my girl is wicked? Because she wasn't going to stay that night either

No you do not did the right thing. That's all.

Breaking news, Rochas is considering erecting a new statue of the new president. na just space hold am.