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An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens
a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to
earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few
days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
no. 22 and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave
this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes
back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine
for that, so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,
not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored. Give me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man



Laugh away the power failure.

Nawahooo people popsis

Konji na Bastard!!!

slinkman:
the fact is to the Vietnamese woman,she wadmwadms conned by a Nigerian.. so your crap about igbo kwenu is stale... to the outside world , all Nigerians are crook, irrespective of their tribe... Join together to fix the bad name and not being a tribal bigot

Ok Sir, I will change. Thank you

They have beat monkey look out of one of the guys face.

As u can see he has a upper lip enlargement and free flow of stubborn blood from his head. With time, we will be looking at a human monkey.



Any questions class?

Hmmm


What am I doing here??

I'm sorry, I will just leave...through that door, n I was never here. *runs out of the thread*

Igbo kwenu.

[quote author=excel001 post=34046427][/quote]Are you human? U r just an alien humanoid causing nuisance on earth.

sotall:
Repent now for the kingdom of God is at hand.


Formication kills your destiny, run away from it

Oh....Thank God is Formication not Fornication... i was scared like hell I couldn't even find the word in my dictionary, need to buy the updated one maybe.

sinaj:
she is ya gf nd not ya wife



m sure you are not d only bf she has...

jux kidin



buh itz not safe bro

Babe u are not kidding you are speaking out of experience n that's the reality. Good advice.

Danjuma...Danjuma....Danjuma, how many times did I call u? be careful.



You follow chop money now u are quick to call probe so they won't remember you. Besides be ready to return that oil block b4 something do u.

Gayyyyyy!!!



Be on guard bro. This is an Alert...

How would u know, did you go to school?

Fuel and beer now the same price so choose wisely. Don't drink n drive, u may full ur tank instead.

You call this sorcery a game? Now I see why that thunder has been warming up...












After all said and done, it is easy n d second pix who seats in such a punishing way if it isn't a pix taken sideways.

Is like these people don't know that in poverty such things don't amuse them, just tell them that u will give them 100k and they will laugh becos it will sound like a joke then shock them with the cash and see the emotion that comes with joy.

VickyRotex:
Seriously? And those women were comfortable that way?

Thanks to Civilization

You would have been comfortable then.

Bruh!!!

Like I care...


My warning goes to Buhari, to be careful with his house becos these dogs will only care for the pieces of meat on his plate despite the regard for there Host or master. That's why you lock them out and only throw the bone to them when necessary.


pardon my dog illustration, I do love dogs.

Abeg oo Pay me my N5000 naira you guys stole from me.



God punish them.

Chai ameachi, it is not good oo.


You chop all the money still get mouth dey talk am.


this is taunting oo

AONO:
Who is T.B Joshua because my television only show program from SAMBISA

The man that will deliver you from the strong hold of Boko Haram

Gejpresident:
.

asumo12:
K

okooloyun1:
,

TB Joshua is watching you

iykebesbt1:
Please, is it raining in your side?

No oo its just sunny with small snow.

Abeg I ve time to even make ten post on First page.

Booked. Troll coming soon

jcmaiah:
Did he sleep with you?

Hmmm

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*IN jim iykes voice* Ok baby lets see what uve got behind those cloths. common