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Making A woman's DAY

it is obvious some of these celebrities are in Limbo concerning the affairs of this country. Look at basketmouth embarrassing him self. Which party is making noice if not APC of course they still on opposition mode.

You are close to my mothers age and you were fucking up?

Beauty and the Brain

C goes first bcose it is coming from the left , A should slow down on approaching the junction B goes next then A continues. CBA

foolish Pikin.


Oya let us Clap for you.

Anuofia

Watch it son, I smell rat

Nice

How many birthdays?

Op, it is sad you feel the way you feel, Hiv is never an issue until you get a possible exposure. Now in the mist of worries, there are some scientific factors that should be considered.

1. If you are a female and you had unprotected sex with an infected male you have high chances due to pre cum or sperm compare to being a male and having s*x with an infected female (this is not a certainty chances that you may contact it at first exposure is about 30%) the number of exposures is another determining factor that increases the percentage.

2. If you are Homose*ual, you stand a high chance of contacting it as anal sex leads to bruises and blood contacts.

3. MouthAction doesn't transmit HIV unless the receiver has a cut in his/her mouth ( even swallowing cum does not transmit HIV)

4. Needles sharing for sure is a 100% guarantee.

5. Hiv blood or fluid exposed for more than 30 secs is now ineffective.

Ofcourse Kissing, Hugging, shaking hands, sharing meals and utensils do not transmit the virus.

Now with these info you can analyse your chances of contacting the virus. The best option is having a test but if you are scared you must know that not so many people have the virus unless you are sure the person tested positive and the region you reside. Your mind can play tricks on you if you are not careful you may take your life because you think you have the virus meanwhile the reverse is the case. Go for testing now and then three months after exposure and that will be conclusive but if you cant wait 3 months go for RNA/elisa test it will give you an instant answer.

I cant give you symptoms because they vary and a lot of people have done that earlier but know that it is a war going on in your white blood cell and only when your antibodies are defeated, you may start experiencing some of the symptoms. Take it easy Go get tested knowing that HIV is just not common.

Abeg why all this embarassment allow ppl finish up b4 u burst in.

GEJ will also stay in the front row middle to show leadership n superiority in my opinion which gives me joy but baba maybe is considering his height n staying behind.

is Funabb a university?

Ma'am his errection is normal the vein isn't an issue to worry about either.

Are you a very busy person because stress and reduced sleep can cause that secondly take lots of water.

Nawahoo being broke(poverty) has a way of making one look older than his/her age. For a second I thought this was their ancestors in the 1970s. Kudos umu nne

If that will solve the problem, just say it.

What is this rubbish?










Next pls

Ini edo I hope you will use your connections to channel aids to this children

Why are all his wives very much alike, the resemblance is startling.

Useless Teacher, I hope he becomes the first person to be judged by the laws.

Good girl turn Bad

corruption on the seat of the president.

I guess Buhari doesn't notice such.

Nice one.


Let me see if I can create another joke out of the one u just dropped.


The man finally died and went to heaven and the welcoming angel told him, my friend, I think it is not time for you; u have a family to care for on earth, I saw how the wailed for you one after the other.

The man, Ok Sir I just settled them with the best job, with just little time they will all join me here, so no need to go back. Heaven needs my professionalism.

Come on, atleast the photographer welcomed him even with some shots.


Abokki now u see and know that many are called and few are chosen. By the way hope you have transport back home before JTF raid you as a boko haram becos in no offence u look like one.

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens
a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to
earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few
days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
no. 22 and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave
this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes
back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine
for that, so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,
not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored. Give me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man



Laugh away the power failure.