₦airaland Forum

searchng4love:
On Tinubu's Mandate We Stand

E no concern me.. lass lass, we will all buy fuel same amount

Yet agbado urchins cos of their selfish ambition projected the same man, just look at the state of the nation

Salewa97:
Tinubus attention to the current fuel scarcity issue speaks volumes of his commitment to the Nigerian people He is right to seek to get to the bottom of the issue and we can trust his government to find a way to bring stability to fuel prices in the future

Did he speak during end sars
Did he when assu went on strike
Did he when his tribes men were chased to Benin republic
Did he when palliatives were hidden from the masses
Ohhhh he suddenly cared for us because he want to contest for presidency...
You no get brain at all

Will you allow this man manage your business please remove tribalism and and this question with all honesty..



I have nothing against him but his age n fitness has already disqualified him

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeke
I talk am. The future is scamale

searchng4love:
My ears are blocked to any other candidates as far as I am concerned only Asiwaju Jagaban Bola Tinubu is contesting this presidency.

That's how some enemies of progress vowed they will vote for buhari even if he has NEPA certificate..
You know the rest.. just be careful what you wish for.
Hatred will take you no where

Golden057:
If you registered for Nigeria Population Census, please let's create a WhatsApp group to update ourselves on the progress of the recruitment.
As at now, some categories and department have been shortlisted. Enumerators and supervisors are yet to be processed.





Let's drop our phone numbers to be added to the group.

08066966897

buhariguy:
we are not silent, we are progressive,
We don't support anti people policy,
That is why we are different from idiotic pigs of biafra who always support bad policy of pdp For 16yrs and this very buhari bad policy

Listen to yourself...
Am sure your kids(that's if you have any) would be ashamed to call you father..
Speaking from both sides of the month to sooth your bruised ego..
Tueh.

onez:
Tinubu started criticizing Buhari one month to election

Don't mind the joker..
His ambition is worth more than the life's of his people..
Where are the cows" comes to mind

ajepako:
Banbangbali again abi?

Alafishe

Noo, am new here

Thinkam:
This means nothing, if all these groups couldn't help Obi in PDP primaries, they can't help him now.

It's that afenifere that is the funniest, if Obi gets 20k votes in South west let motor jam me
I believe Obi is popular in MB among Christian youths, but I know Obi will drop out of the race latest February 14.

Atiku is coming

I say amen to your secret prayers

ajepako:
Even you know it's a typing error

But thank you for the spelling lesson Sha...

Happy now?

Noo till you gree for me

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ajepako:
Any roll-out that does not put enough new notes in our ATMs and bank counters is useless

Any roll-out that does not put abundant feul in our filling stations is nonsense

It's fuel not feul..
Go school you no gree

madridguy:
To me the primary election is even tougher. Jagaban will cruise to victory with little stress.

Why are we this evil... Despite this hardship you are still rooting for this old man needs rest.
Haba, stop fooling yourself because of tribal sentiment.
Tueh

[quote author= post=120565863]Confirm DEAD ON ARRIVAL[/quote]Blaming other people for your own misdeeds..

[quote author= post=120565863]Confirm DEAD ON ARRIVAL[/quote]Hope you are getting enough cash for your business..
Urchins must get sense by fire by force

Therock5555:
This would be a long read, bear with me, this is how short I can summarise everything.



On the 20th of this month, I got awoken by a brutal knock on my door. The knocker wouldn't state who they were and wouldn't stop knocking violently either, even though I just woken up, I had a gut feeling that something bad was absolutely going to happen.

I had just gotten a fresh stash of MJ earlier in the week and it was proudly sitting on my center table. I immediately grabbed it and wrapped it in my blanket before I went to get the door.

My fears were confirmed when 5 fully kitted NDLEA officers pushed me back in, demanding that I bring it out, I didn't need a soothsayer to inform me that I was so screwed but as a bad guy, I feigned ignorance.

That didn't stop them from wrecking my room thoroughly until they found my weed stash, two sweet slaps landed on both my cheeks, still they never stopped searching until my house was looking like a hurricane ran through. Not even my food items were spared.


When they were satisfied, handcuff landed on my wrists as I was led out after being allowed to put on trousers and a T-shirt.


My neighbor Hood choke as everyone wanted to see who the unlucky scapegoat was. The walk of shame was unbearable, I could see my neighbors gasping in horror, I am probably the most snobbish dude around, I do mind my business to a total dot, I don't roll with area folks, I hardly laugh with anybody except you find favour in my eyes, I keep to myself, hence I was arrested alone.


Two brothers were picked up from a hotel nearby before we arrived at their holding facility. It all felt like a dream until we were flung into a rather large cell which had approximately eight other guys, the Jail 'Presido' as he was referred to had an amputated left arm.


As per 'comrades in 'Igboh', we were asked reasons for being there and spent some minutes getting to know ourselves. A rural leader's son was there also, dude was blowing dope and strolling on the road when he was accosted. The Presido asked us to feel welcomed and gave us some tips on what to do next in order to be freed quickly.


The cell is a hundred times better than that of a Police station, there was a small short rug carpet where the Presido and his vice sat or laid, another big mat contained the others, we the new entrants had to manage bare floor. Thankfully there were no bed bugs or insects, and the stink wasn't too bad, a plastic bucket was placed at one corner for urine collection. The only time the place smelled would be when someone wanted to take a leak and uncover the bucket. Damn.



We the new comers were taken out to write down statements and call who would come bail us. I placed three calls to sure contacts but the major thing on my mind was how to drop update on my story thread, unfortunately my big phone was seized, so I had to manage the small one for calls, the phone had to be on speaker phone so that the officers could hear what ever was being communicated.


Unluckily, no one came for me that day, I was hungry like mad but I lacked appetite until I gave up hope and managed to partake in somebody's food after the Presido asked me to join the person.

As the Presido, any food that was brought for any of the inmates, he had the first choice of either partaking or taking which ever part of the food or drink before the owner of the food eats.

Before nightfall, five more guys were arrested, everywhere became congested. The way I laid down, I couldn't even turn or stretch my legs because I'll touch someone, somebody's legs were next to my head, my eyes were open all night long cause the leg kept falling on my head, damn it was dreadful, that was my first night in jail since I was born, I truly hated myself.

Next day, one of my called contacts arrived and started negotiations, I wasn't privy to how much was discussed, I was only brought out so he could identify me before I was taken back to cell.

While he went to source for funds, the second contact I called arrived and promptly told them that my folks were in town, me wey write for statement say my people don park go back village, Choi naso matter wear Mini skirt.

They collected my dad's number and called him, not before mercilessly kicking my ass for writing false statement. My dad wasn't even In town that day but he promised to be back the next day.

The first contact was called to abort his fund raising mission because my dad took over the case. Naso my supposed one night turned to two nights.

On the third day my dad arrived and completely refueled the situation, he was expectedly very mad at me and fully committed me into their hands.
Matured man like me, I was being dragged from one office to another like generator rope, kneeling down and being trampled around like I robbed CBN.

My folks left without so much as a word to me. When I was thrown back to cell, the other guys were shocked to see me return, they couldn't believe that I wasn't freed yet. I didn't mind either, I had grown quite fond of the cell because food choke die, and I was already up to the position of vice Presido, the current Presido had only one leg, the former one was bailed out that morning.


Those NDLEA officers are raking in cash like crazy, the lowest bail collected per head was 15k, and that's if your folks know how to negotiate well, if you fall maga, them go collect you.

One G-boy that was caught with his babe shelled out 50k without complaining despite the fact that no single exhibit was found on him, he managed to throw away what he had on him before he was apprehended, but he still paid nonetheless.


My dad returned a day later with a new pair of clothing for me, I was glad I'll finally be out, he informed me that he'll be right back. Hahahahaha. I saw him two days later, Right back my foot, that man left back me, he simply paid for someone to bring me food twice a day.


Nobody spent more than 2-3 days there, if you did, then probability is that you'll be sent to Maximum prison in the state capital.
My hair that I have never completely cut since 2010 was ravaged with scissors, that was the first time scissors was touching my hair too, I still received 12 scintillating lashes on my back as payment for the dreadful haircut, I swear two drops of tears comot from my eyes, tears I never knew still existed, strong man in the trenches.

One of the officers really helped me, he was charging my small phone and taking my calls while passing me information when he could. We were allowed a phone call per day and toilet section only in the morning, afterwards, you're OYO.

To cut long story short, I finally became the only person left in the Cell, naso I became king for my lane, I was miserable, I'll spend all day singing to myself and rethinking about everything I could think off. I managed to remove a nail from the ceiling (don't ask me how, spider Man movies no be lie), and proceeded to incript my name on the wall of Fame which contained dozens of other names, I never shyed away from adding "Füçk NDLEA" any chance I got.



The officer that was charging my phone became concerned after awhile when he realized that I wasn't leaving there soon, I pleaded that he helped sign my undertaking letter to get me out, he agreed but informed me after enquires from his superiors that I was slated to remain there for atleast two months to recover completely. My folks felt that was the right decision for me.

Nobody asked for my consent, I was treated like a three year old, see old man like me dey knee down up and down.

When I got to know my dire situation, I faked an immediate Malaria syndrome, I threw up at a moment's notice and grabbed my head while rolling and shivering like an epileptic patient. That got their attention. Before then I only had opportunity to bathe once every two days cause I was allowed out by 6am everyday just to either sweep offices and pour out the bucket used for urine collection or use the latrine.

But due to my supposed condition, hot water was heated and I was even given Dettol soap to bathe with, the officers even bought more food for me and I was allowed to sleep in their boss office.

My folks were called and everything were signed, even though I still sorted out my bail money myself. Atleast I don comot.




Anyway I'm back to my parent's house. Back to square one, my properties were either sold, given out while few were returned back to my parent's house.

Heck I was smiling that no one touched my PlayStation, atleast I can continue my rehab at home while gaming all day long and eating mercilessly.

The down side is that, I'm being treated like a drug junkie, all my accounts have been seized and I'm only given money for specific things. Nothing spoil Sha, atleast I'll use this as a motivation to stop cruise.


I spent approximately seven days there, I swear it felt like 700 years....

God no go shame us...

Preachers son?? Cos I think have read some stories about this same monicker

aspabay:
Bola Tinubu is a man to love.
Says the truth as it is without fearing anybody or anything.

If he loses he loses but truth must be told, unlike other deceivers.

You are not wise, the same man that was mute all these while suddenly found his voice cos he's contesting for president.. he neither knows nor acknowledge if you guys exists..
I put it to you that she wouldn't have been spewing these trash if Buhari is supporting him.
"Where are the cows" comes to mind

Labour party will win cos both pdp n apc has nothing to offer

Moh247:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu Jagaban of Borgu is not part of Buhari's Government hold Emefiele and Zainab Ahmed responsible for your woes


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Has he ever complained of the killigs, suffering the masses are facing?
Ohh he suddenly found his voice because he's contesting, a very selfish man dancing on our so called youths . Abeg borrow small sense nah

We talk am
I still dea imagine how any sensible man would still vote for APC.. tueh

Amagiddom.. very common here

Ride on my president

nony43:
Where please?

Obiaruku, Delta State

captain2020:
Go to your local government area for screening. Your status will Change after screening. I just did mine today

How was the screening like?

Buhari has really dealth with us..
I bought 1 liter of fuel for 700 today after spending hours on the que

Felimax:
In this place we are not joking here!



You can take your joke elsewhere.
Delta is PDP!
PDP is Delta!

Calm down.. most of the supporters there were paid to attend..
Mind you am a son of the soil.. no single person I know has said anything good about okowa, Atiku will loose cos of okowa's mismanagement of Delta State funds

Conner44:
Through president Peter Gregory Obi

Am obidient

kay1one:
Lol. This is why your life has not moved forward in ages.

You don't believe in miracles...

Every success story you see today in business, politics, career, Science was once termed impossible.

Your mindset will trap you in poverty

Kolawole from kano??

Afamed:
Zobidents sharing wailing bucket ahead of feb 2023

It was a donation.. get small sense nah

God is the greatest
God bless Nigeria

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