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Tezzi:
I no fit laugh o😌😂😂🤲
Well am currently in one and we are yet to even meet 🙃 whats Ur take on this

My brother 90% sure you might be disappointed. Watin you go find for sokoto for babes weh full near you weh you dea see?

VinnyBaba:
Facebook or 2go? 😄

2go oo

No lady go agree

ErnestNc:
Simply Infatuation. Only people with low self esteem fall in that category. And 80% of the time it's a huge scam.

Oh yes, the said lady I was chatting back then was a tumboy.. but my imaginary mind I dea see one beauty queen.. for her she dea reason me to be one vanviker with 6packs with ride, she know no say na only lepka undergraduate for poly then
It ended in shame n disaster

Samantha124:
Nope.. I can only beg my father for cash.

Story..
Ladies n free things are like 5 n 6

Samantha124:
I'll never move in with a guy I'm not married to and start doing wifely duties when I'm not his wife.

Sure I can visit him and make something to eat while I'm there because I'll be hungry too.

But you can beg him for cash

virginprincess:
How do i look like her? and yes we are from the same Delta North.

Virgin indeed

The Hunter has become the hunted.. this I have seen

Buhari really dealt with this country negatively

You don't expect a titled man like myself to be playing children games

Hmmmmmmm
Na you go run when you don see the fuc.k you dea crave for

Leiylau:
Rise against ur government

Would be better if you explain a little cos I can't relate

Leiylau:
We needs suggestions you all

Cc amunethseranu

Tell us,have not eaten

I fine pass this one

ytdivine:
Don't be confused. You can try both

No enough land just 200 by 100

ytdivine:
One virtue I will advice everyone to get is PATIENCE. Five years is not far at all. Just plant many, about 3 metres spacing, before you know it, money will start coming

Master, I have 2plots of land and am thinking of planting palm but there, with this your coconut matter am confused, please which of them pays more?

For your sanity pls don't..
The day I checked my ex's fb message, I nearly collapsed. Fucking 3 of us..small girl o

Fantazy:
Please return that money to 9166615183 opay, it's mine. The POS operator made a stupid mistake. I still dey fight am till now, him still dey beg me say him go do anything possible to get the money back

Issorite

1Sharon:
Men should be the one to ask this question to women more because women hardly come during sex

My gal cums trice each time we are having sex so shut the fk up

I received 12k yesterday, it was sent from POS not that I was expecting any money

When will okowa do his.. we are tired of waiting

Notorioustroll:
This idiot again.

Don't think I have forgiven you. You are still on my watch list so don't hide yourself in the mud. For the record, you are a gay and you must be tracked, arrested and burnt with your two eyes seeing.

You no dea rest?

Messi1:
The story of my life is summarized here.

First, I always claimed to be 19 but I am far more than that.


Let's start.

I was in the womb for 2years and 4 months before my mom finally delivered of me. Let's say she conceived me January 2001 and finally gave birth to me in May 2003. My birthday is 15th of May.

Here are strange things about my birth:
- I was born with my amniotic sac
- My umbilical cord tied my neck and left hand three times.
- I was born death and after almost burying me, I started breathing.

My achievement in school

-I never attended private school.
-I was made class monitor in primary 3
-I was made assistant headboy in primary 5
- I was made headboy in primary 6

I never attended Jss 1and I attended Jss 2 only third term because of financial constraints. During that time, I hawked pepper and later chinchin.
- I was made headboy in Jss 3 but dropped and expelled for being stubborn with a teacher.

-I was made class rep in SS1
-I was made assistant headboy in SS2.

- The first time I wrote Jamb I scored 276 but wasn't able to secure admission into Uniabuja.
- I scored 312 in 2021 secured admission to study Law but forfeit it because of financial constraints.
- I scored 289 last year and secured admission to study a less noble course. I will start by July.


Reality about me

- I am the fifth child of the family
- I am the only black person in my family.
- I am the only slim person.
I've been a private school teacher and my students and pupils consider me their best teacher.

Seun Mynd44 nlfpmod Dominique mukina2 lalasticlala

Ohh you are back from USA

Messi1:
Op, Happy New Year keee you there.

Same monicker

Karen2024:
Two days before Christmas I called my bf and demanded he give me money to make hair for Christmas, he sent me 20k.

On new year's eve I called him and after exchange of pleasantries I asked what he's preparing for me as I would be coming over on the 1st, he angrily responded that he's preparing shits for me and he went further to call me a 'gold digger.'

Since then he has not been picking my calls neither did he reply my text messages. Should I keep trying or I should move on?

You this taraba guy again, you no dea rest?

Nawaoooooooo

muhyeenisce:
God punish Obi and Atiku and all the nairalanders that supported this policy Amen 🙏

What then happens to their commander in chief, the policy maker

💯 percent

[quote author= post=121763506]Some animals, bastards and fools that we refer to as Children of hate, frustrations and perdition will be happy with this news.
Bunch of losers in life.
3 time losers and counting.
Your hatred and bitterness in life will be your demise.
Oloriburukus Anuofias.

May the souls of the dead Rest in peace with their maker.[/quote]How do you know they'll be happy with this sad news if you are not evil yourself?
My brother out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Deep down you be never been honest with yourself, you type mostimes for typing sake

ahnie:
Who dey reason people mocks again, certainly not me.

Who cares suffice I dey get my daily bread and run legit hustle,I care less

My dear you won't understand if not for the thick skin I developed hmmmm...
I thank God for everything

Thank God for my bike..
Am not too feeling this cash scarcity doh cash inflow rate has reduced but at least I dea get 4k raw cash every day n am tempted to start selling cash self but I get conscience. I even dea do my normal daily osu osu.. those weh dea mock me now runs to me for assistance.
Note; bike na my side hussle