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Politics › Re: Governor’s Office Workers In Calabar Locked-Out For Lateness (photo) by drtwist(m): 4:35pm On Jun 01, 2015

I think who lock them outside did the right thing, next will be deduction of salary.
I'm happy cos it is starting from a PDP state, cos leta all these agency of lies will want to criticise our party that nothing Good comes from us.

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Politics › Re: Bayelsa Community Shuts Down Agip's Oil Wells by drtwist(m): 4:28pm On Jun 01, 2015

I think it is a welcome development. Agip should stick to the agreement reach. But pls don't vandalize any pipe o, if you do we are doing our own region o.k. Just stop them from working .

Politics › Re: PDP Raises Alarm Over Fresh Plot To Remove Fayose; Begs Buhari To Intervene by drtwist(m): 2:46pm On Jun 01, 2015

They are just making noise just to gain some bribe b4 leaving office. APC the truth change of the pessimisted.
They also want to make Ekiti ungovernable so that by 2018 they will be calling him clueless.
Using people blood to gain power .

Politics › Re: PDP Raises Alarm Over Fresh Plot To Remove Fayose; Begs Buhari To Intervene by drtwist(m): 2:43pm On Jun 01, 2015

How will they do it? When their tenure expire May29. Pls I need explanation

Politics › Re: 12 Things Pres. Buhari Should Do For Nigerian Students by drtwist(m): 2:11pm On Jun 01, 2015

Lol
He should first go get his certificate to help command respect from(NAWGS) *National Association of Who no Go School* . Why will Nigeria certificate have value when the president don't value it .
How will he help the Education sector when he did not have SSCE experience
Buhari come write WAEC, Jamb make you know say schOOL no be beans. Also try apply for open university like OBJ

Politics › Re: Thanksgiving Service For Jonathan & Wife At Anglican Church Otuoke (more Pics) by drtwist(m): 2:10pm On Jun 01, 2015

garrix8:
Rubbish....

Jonadunce disappointed everyone including his own people.

Only dolts take him seriously.

what exactly did you want from Jonathan that you didn't get.? My guy don't depend on any governmen. Imagine Buhari the saint from North who promise that him and his subordinate will declare their assets publicly is waiting for 100 days first. Was that the way late Yar; Adua did his own?
Agency of lies

Politics › Re: Is the Rivers State Government really vandalized as claimed by Wike & PDP? Pics by drtwist(m): 1:53pm On Jun 01, 2015

Its harsh for you to stay in Osun or Borno and be discussing issue about rivers Ops. Did you ever considered if Wike was the person that temporarily put the place in order so that they can make use of it ? Have you ask your self if the present state of the house is worst compare to when Ameachi was using it or they must destroy the whole building before you believe what Wike is saying .

All APC haters tell your president to start working because propaganda wount help him this time around.

Politics › Re: Thanksgiving Service For Jonathan & Wife At Anglican Church Otuoke (more Pics) by drtwist(m): 1:48pm On Jun 01, 2015

by 2019 those that call you clueless will see you are far better than they place you. they have not started ruling they have already started failing their followers.
# Gej I respect you

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Literature › Re: The Cul De Sac by drtwist(m): 9:55am On Jun 01, 2015

God! I have never been this move by story that brought tears out of my eyes. Julie just wish you leave to reap your labour but death!? And for bukola we shall see. Still crying....

Ops link me to other of your story, I love ur ideal

Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by drtwist(m): 9:24am On Jun 01, 2015

mshroud keep it up.
Like the way you organize the story from kevin and oloye seen. a lot have been improve by you.
Nice job still following

Literature › Re: I Slept With Prof. For My Friend To Graduate, And She Did Same For Me To Fail by drtwist(m): 9:18am On Jun 01, 2015

at 1st when I saw the title, I never wanted opening it. But after disciplining my taught. I open it and found out that I don't want to close it again.
Ops more ink to ur biro
Nice story but you seems to be rushing it

Literature › Re: *The Players Curse* by drtwist(m): 1:02am On Jun 01, 2015

boss you are endowed with good stories . Keep it up. Much love

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by drtwist(m): 8:09pm On May 31, 2015

Hazard just wanna say tanks for coming back.

Politics › Re: Ekiti Govt Confirms Paying APC Lawmakers by drtwist(m): 7:51pm On May 31, 2015

So all these lawmaker were fighting because of there pocket alone. Shame on APC . Even if you refuse to pay them Fayose, they can't do nothing. May29 lol

Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: President Muhammad Buhari Appoints New SGF by drtwist(m): 7:50pm On May 31, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Photos: Chidinma's Fans Attack Her On Insta For Wrongly Saying Vice Governor by drtwist(m): 12:00pm On May 30, 2015

FriedPlantain:
[b]reminds me of my first few days back then in school as a fresher. I had course forms to sign and I was to sign them at the Assistant H.O.D's office. I packed my course forms and rushed to his office only to meet close to 10 mean looking lecturers in his office in a heated discussion all staring at me. At that moment, all my composure flew off immediately.

Me: Good morning sir, my name is friedplantain. I am here to see the Deputy HOD.

Everone: Buhahahahaha...... Who did you say you want to see again?
*noticing I'd goofed, I strategically tried to redeem myself * _fuck this damn lecturers

Me: errrrrrm sir I meant I am here to see the vice HOD.
*everyone bursts into another round of laughter once once again*

I was about saying "deputy second - in-command HOD" when the assistant Hod himself came to both of us rescue after getting tired of me murdering the name of his position.

Assistant Hod : Mr man give me your course forms and get the hell out of here. Olodo oshi!

FriedPlantain [/b]

I know the right word is deputy governor, but I don't know why it is wrong to say vice, assistant governor .
Pls help

Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Miss Mrs Patience Jonathan by drtwist(m): 10:42am On May 30, 2015

What impact does those english listed have on the life of nigerian stop being pessimistic about others . She created better impact with the way she stand in support of her husband, the way she make every woman believe they have a role in the development of this country , she make people like Ameachi to understand that women are no longer tools ment for kitchen use alone. try be optimistic in life.

If you want to laugh, go pay 500k for AY show.

Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by drtwist(m): 10:26am On May 30, 2015

Bravo boss. Em vikings things ok .
Pls let me place an advise that will help improve your followers understanding of your article.

USE
Kevin: good evening all (instead of Good evening all kevin said)

Did I invite you here? bode asked

What I'm trying to nail on is that you should try make us understand each sentence of each characters.

Also
Are you telling a true story that you were present in the seen or you are tell a story that you were not present? Because you have been discussing like you were present in the seen but you have not introduce your self up till na.
So it will be nice if you remove *we* were so as to make it more mature .

Don't know if I'm making sense

Politics › Re: List Of The Things Buhari Promised Nigerians - Vanguard by drtwist(m): 8:44am On May 30, 2015

sniperr007:
D uhobos dont ve a leader. Dey shud drag other investment other than oil and gas.r u Male or female

a male. Actually you have strike the nail on the head Urhobos have no leader. Even the last person that was trying to stand as a leader Puis Ewerido was kill. And it pain me alot

Literature › Re: *The Players Curse* by drtwist(m): 5:13pm On May 29, 2015

a new follower in the house

Politics › Re: Gov. Akpabio Leaves Governors Office/govt House Uyo Pictures by drtwist(m): 1:15pm On May 29, 2015

the best governor ever, thank God you got rewarded for your good job

Politics › Re: Local Government Autonomy by drtwist(m): 1:11pm On May 29, 2015

Lets watch and see you know action speaks louder than words. All this promise were once given to us by previous leaders but all to no avail

Politics › Re: Action!! The First Decision Of The Presdent by drtwist(m): 1:09pm On May 29, 2015

Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by drtwist(m): 12:00pm On May 29, 2015

ops from your episode 1 you have a very nice story in stock but it has not been well arrange by you. Also well writing a story there is need to provide detail description of every environment so that your readers can relate with it.
Also from your write up I notice you are not a art students maybe you just have passion for writing as a science student kudos to you.

I dey follow you from warri

Politics › Re: Now that buhari has been successfully sworn in. by drtwist(m): 11:31am On May 29, 2015

PervyByNature:
lies! Osinbajo will be sworn in.

The ops said if something happen to the both of them.
For now since they have not been sworn into office the vice president cannot be sworn in.
The election was won by Buhari with osinbajo to assist him.

Politics › Re: List Of The Things Buhari Promised Nigerians - Vanguard by drtwist(m): 11:27am On May 29, 2015

sniperr007:
Federal government didn't sell to amcon. Dey sold to d Indians Wu ran it into debt but wen d debt was too much, amcon bought over d debt and took control of d company. So its for amcon to sell to an investor.

Same as amcon has taken over tinapa.

I bliv u from aladja. U show passion for d only industry der.

Not from aladja , just a concern Urhobos

Politics › Re: I ’ll Go After Treasury Looters El - Rufai(daily Independent) by drtwist(m): 8:58am On May 29, 2015

Do what ever you know will favour the people of kaduna . Cos that was why you were voted in.

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Politics › Re: Benue Governor Gabriel Suswam, Segun Aganga And PDP Chieftain Tony Anenih Flee. by drtwist(m): 8:44am On May 29, 2015

let them run, they will endup like IBORI. Every stolen money should be collected from them by our government b4 sending them to prison. Also Ameachi should also return Rivers money used for sponsoring Buhari.
# all corrupt leaders should go to jail

Also all APC corrupt members like Ayiri, Tinubu , Silva, Atiku and Obj should not be left out

Politics › Re: 10 Changes To Make In Your 30s That Will Set You Up For Lifelong Success by drtwist(m): 8:40am On May 29, 2015

what you listed is applicable to all age.

Success is note attached to a particular age just pray for God to favour you early

Politics › Re: Gov-elect Accuses Kwankwaso Of Leaving Empty Treasury, 379b Debt by drtwist(m): 8:38am On May 29, 2015

sinizia:
Stop typing nonsense!! So if Kwankwaso leaves a huge debt for the in-coming Governor, he shouldn't be exposed? Don't Nigerians deserve accountability from these thieving old men we call Governors? You are the reason our leaders steal and get celebrated because your ilk don't hold them responsible for their sins.

I don't believe you read and understand well.
Re-read my writeup bro.

Politics › Re: What Is Your Assessment Of Fashola's Administration In Lagos? by drtwist(m): 8:17am On May 29, 2015

I will also rate him 7/10 because he stated on a high note and later flop like the other governor. My best governor is Akpabio and my worst is Uduaghan and SheTIMA

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