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* unwraps popcorn...

...and also you ain't gonna refer to Nigerian youths as lazy. We're much more....

Tankiu..

Believe me when I say peaceful protesting ain't taking us nowhere. The way forward is to legally equip our brothers in the middle belt with expendable weapons, that way we'll retain our race and religion.


Tankiu...

5:2......
it's alright... #istandwithdzeko

SamuelTurner:
Guys I don't know if this is real, I was surfing the net with my phone when a notification that I have won an iphone x from globacom, they said they were rewarding customers. I followed all the steps until it got to a point I was told to pay 1$ for the shipping in of the phone. I have heard a lot of people saying that they ordered iphon x.... Am about to make the payment....but I don't know if its true....pls answer urgently needed

don't be greedy.. what warranted them to gift you with such costly item ? use that 1$ to buy a by Liverpool fan one origin!

gerin!

let us all chill out... Roma would definitely make an amazing comeback.. #istandwithdzeko..

Always remember that just as you rose from nothing, when you fall, you are likely to fall to nothingness. This is why, as a safety precaution I'll advice that you refuse the recurring urge to be proud.

Pride is never helpful and although most people often see confidence as pride, they are however, not consociated. Being confident simply means that you've agreed to the surplus supply of positive energy and as such you take on things that weren't possible earlier from your given state.

Pride on the other hand poses as a thick fog that clouds your judgemental instinct of things, it is the self imposed instructor that diminishes every bit of tacticality in you allowing you dive headfirst onto underlying uncut granite.

This said, it is therefore, noteworthy to point out that confidence also has a left side passage to pride. That is, when misused and allowed to burst, excessive confidence clogs your brain too.

Therefore, guard your mind against pride by never leting yourself get carried away by the little advancement in whatever you do or believing you're the only specie of your kind.
Live free.

Cc fynestboi

DIKEnaWAR:
The only kind of people that survive this kind of sickness in Nigeria are the Buharis, GEJs, Objs, Sarakis, IBBs, Abachas and all the the other treasury looters and Pastor's who also rob scientifically.

The rest of the populace cannot survive this because of lack of adequate healthcare. Their only consolation is to pray and anoint themselves with holy water and oil. They die and believe it is God's will.


My people are suffering! Worse still, they defend those that have stolen their life and future, all in a bid to make ends meet.

In nothing less than 250 words, lucidly elucidate your reasons for equating this Lady to GEJ and also discuss elaborately on how this post can help her recover better.

Dogpoop

Cornerstone2020:
Where is her egg naa ?

Do you run a poultry or have you finally secured that noodles you always pondered on procuring? Either way try to understand that she isn't a hen ;DD

Dogpoop!

grandstar:
I want my name in the book of life. (Read 1 Corinthians 2:9)

You want your name in the book of life and you clicked this thread to see the inside of that Boeing. Is it heaven?...why not keep your clicking for a religious post..Smh

Dogpoop!

rattlesnake:
the pilot comes out to talk to it

I get your intended pun here but need I say that your brain needs a little shake up to allow for more positive talks and intelligent jokes.

"The pilot comes out to talk to it"...really?....he comes out and stands on air right?

Dogpoop!

Literary brilliance portrayed in every sentence.. Kudos op

The prospect of time scares me to think about it. Imagine going on a journey with no options of going back.


For instance, at age 5, my bae, chidinma is oblivious of the energy and time fused into acquiring a boyfriend. At 15 she's surrounded by people who think thier hairstylist's more creative than hers. There is zero child jokes and everyone fondles their phones.

Upon approaching age 25, the missile of having a husband and settling down finally hits her. She gets all motherly at age 35, trying to set up her home and prepare kids and piece their future together.

During this age skips you totally get oblivious of certain things you were very interested in before. You even forget ever deriving any joy from any of those attractions.

Thats why as a premium advice, I'll always ask you to live with your time rather than allow it ride you. Instead of planning on being the best there is ; enjoy it. Take on whatever interests you and soak yourself in lots of fun. Reasonable fun.

Try to understand that you can never, ever be perfect and that there's no such thing as behaving your age( it's your first time being that age)���.

Always create an atmosphere of relaxation around you and allow for little pores so others can connect. Laugh over and again and always give.

Live free��..

Cc. Lalasticala

bjayx:
I hope ur next sleep is not in kiri kiri. Paedophile oshi

This is gross misplacement of this beautiful language..
You sir, in a bid to enunciate exceptionally for the aggrandizement of your persona, have practically exhibited an aggravated form of dragooned grandiloquence!

Paedophile significantly implies that an adult is sexually attracted to an underage.. I repeat, underage. Understood!!

Dogpoop!

This however, would eradicate the "help me withdraw syndrome".

Thankfully they saw into the Nigerian brouhaha..

blessedvisky:
Only Surgeons can do this. Orthopedic surgeons to be precise. Click Like if you respect the doctors that made these girls smile

I'm amazed, temporarily stupefied and currently on the verge of laughter- induced madness ..why this?

Please sir, in exactly two hundred words, explicitly Discuss on the saliency of your frenzied call for likes and its importance to alleviating poverty.

Dogpoop!

Sorry annie but this time I'll pass.. Maybe the younger one would do- after a few more years

psucc:
You can imagine the level of animosity in you. Can't you comment without insulting others? I only blame bonus data for bringing your type where reasonable people are. I still reiterate my stand that you pray that the thief apprentice stole your phone, others are smarter than the smart phone itself. Check news report of how people are making fortunes from phones stolen from Europe in Nigeria.

And next time please comment and never insult me.

Noted.

Please allow me ingeminate my earlier indication of your response to the op being baseless and fatuous. Thank you!

FTC....

Meanwhile op, in summary of your post it is safe to utter these salient enunciation. "Your brain, my dear op feeds off cacophonic waves from the acoustics of demented and rabid people. If after seven years you only just unearthed your super distaste for someone who laboriously had you covered when you weren't worth a shilling!
This is fatuous, maniacal but not incorrigible. My advice; locate the closest prayerhouse and explain your idiotic act. The residing clergyman would subject you to numerous bouts of inunctions. Then sense would be yours and you'll love your spouse like never before.

Pass along to Dave.

psucc:
Pray the thief apprentice steal your phone. The other ones are smarter than the smart phones.

[color=#550000][/color]I doubt the proficiency of your pea sized brain.
Spontaneously you have deliberately aided and abbeted the vile animus of intending criminals.