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How much?

shamsin6300:
Aw possible is it 4de plane to turn in motion using diz double size body

My thoughts exactly. Considering the amount of buildings and roads in the air..

jomoh:
Useless man. It still doesn’t qualify Atiku to be a Nigerian president. He is not a Nigerian by birth. He’s a Nigerian by negotiation.

Eyan midwife ...

I sight you..

Jcole1985 yaff suffer.

But dj5naira issa boy

kckings250:
Her pictures

So that what will happen?

Denikayan:
This girl lips go make sense on peniss

Hmmm..smell that?

That's the smell of rotting sense!

VulgarLee:
Are you sure?
Why she come resemble de babe

People and their stupidity eh..

Phonix1234:
Which nollywood pls? I hv nva seen her b4 ooo

As in eh?

Even people that act comedy skits are nollywood actors.

Jcole1985:
Mikuz ban this drwords,it is clear to all he isn't a rapper

Because I don't fit into your redundant definition of one?

Jcole1985:
M G oga nor fit even speak right,work with your dictionary next time,native doctor

Your punctuations are very bad. And for a self-acclaimed English teach, you write badly.

BTW,

Unlike the five days you spent preparing that awful nusery ryhme, I pronto answered your mention without a jotter or my phone's notepad like you do. Yes! I typed directly to nairaland. So every typo you noticed wasn't due to deliberate negligence resulting from not being in the know, it was as a result of my phone's incapability to comprehend with the unparalleled swiftness my fingers type. Auto correct be f*ckin up since your junior waec days younno..

TarOrfeek:
Women In sports are having terrible injuries these days.

Payback for the butch that stole my laptop.

More! More! More!

Women are foolish things.

Ordinary laptop with half screen oh

This broda to ya wèré óh...

shortgun:
Zoo
No man born of a woman can dehumanize me in this manner, I rather die than live the life of a sissy.

But the other day, small lizard that lost balance and fell you started shouting Jesu upandan!

Englishgold:
Most of you heard about Linda ikeji and how rich she's, without becoming an apprentice, bro, no masters.

So you're saying....



I want to know, what exactly are you driving at?

Jcole1985:
Drword
We lukin at d cow,u want beef,I see milk,cowbell

Rappers are prophets,I slay all,call me Jezebel

Am d lone voice in d wilderness wit d loudest decibel

Check my last battle,I left evidence/My Punches rilly heavy,dense

Am tryna teach em

I use compass to combat em/divider to divide em

In Mikuz village accent

I use "math set"(machete) to fight em

Dey too little for guns

I rather construct dem shapes with mathematical steps

Too bad its on dier body/so dey can grab figures and mighty concepts

Figures are nine's,.40'S,professionals with colts

Lookin pained wit fingers twitchin like dey gat wicklo

Dey aint come to preach but dey are concerned wit souls

I drop a brick on u as dey wait for the whistle/Go!

safe for Opalk is under the cover of a certain Donkey nose(Donkinno's)

In Fela's accent
Be like you no get sense or na
Proper grammer be the problem
For this your jagajaga nonsense
Shebi you for stick to your accent
As pidgin no dey get past tense

But I can't fault you
Or just insult you either
I'll might report you
Or stalk your lines with meters
Don't think I'll cut you
It's just to grade your weak ass
You've got no rap clue
That's why your rhymes are bitter
Maybe you drank Adonko
Or overlaced you tea with Yoyo
But I'm the rap Iguedo
The cleansing king of old ogboko
I'll wash all your rhyme-sins off
And anoint you with rap ororo
Butto proceed you must discard of
all this disgusting lame stuff
And wholly surrender all
To the chief speaker, drwords.

Predstan:
Alienware 13
Core i5 5200
1teraBite HDD
16gb RAM
2gb Nvidia GTX 960M

180k

/2348069454363

Is this still available?

Sporty bet

5 odds

BC2C7CW4

cyberhike:
IPhone 5s with a smashed screen available for sale..

Phone is still working though.. make me a reasonable offer and its yours

WhatsApp? Let's talk business ASAP.

lordraiden:
iPhone 6s 32gb factory unlock..
Location Ebonyi state
Give me a good price and you can have it..
Every thing working perfectly well
Have some crack as seen on the pics

25k?

SmellySperm:
hit like if u noticed her fresh boobs,share if u wish u wer the one sucking it right there

I'm worried for you bro. Really worried.

beewhy009:
PMB is still on 2G and OP is talking about 5G.

I bet he's still using infrared to share files.
Last year we met at Transcorp Hilton, he kept repeating "no hurry in life" to me.

Debramaye:
Subscription will be finishing like madt honestly one of the things I hate about coming back to Nigeria... Nothing is unlimited unlike here where paying $70 a month for t mobile wifi gets you all the internet you'll ever need

Èwò élèyí

Mr madam, $70 is 25k+

Question of the day: can you sub 25k for personal use in the space of one month? Are you trying to download fold?

cyberhike:
Still available??

15k?

Urgent buyer

Henry22:
Guys I want to open a whatsapp group 4 just 15 patient people that are ready to cash out big on this bookies using a particular market that has been working 4 me (strictly sportybet), it will be a roll over of 12 days to cash out 100k+, starting capital is 500 kick off date will be 2mao so, only 15 ppl.... I will collect the 1st 15 numbers AND ITS FREEEEEEE!!!

Please let's join you collect our money back.
0-8-1-5-5-7-6-4-6-4-1

IamD18:
It's better to be childless than to have a female child in this generation.

Is laik your mum is transgender?

ogawisdom:
Attention seeking

Vanity upon vanity all is vanity

But if first bank credits you mistakenly you'll start singing "I don get alert"

sodiqapril:
I remember one year lidat during ileya period when ram fighting was still common. A friend of mine , their dad bought a ram of about 85k. so his elder brother put this insect, Guluso ( i don't know what it's called in English) on the ram's head when it wanted to fight. it kept tickling the ram the only way it could shake it off wasn't hitting his horn against anything that comes it way. after the ram destroyed it's opponent. to remove the Gulusos became a problem as the tickling had made the ram mad. it just made for the iron pole that served as the goalpost on the field where the fight took place and continued hitting it's head on it till he died. their father punished them by not buying ram for three years.

But broda guluso, what have we done to deserve this?

mekuso89:
I smell Illuminati here

Chineke ekewla ifeojor!

Kai! So people are still this stupid?

Jcole1985:
Shut dah hell up

Well Jcole I've gone through your rants//seen you spilling 'em trash//read you reeling out wordings lame enough to cripple an iroko band.

Heard you seeking past questions//but this ain't jamb younno//and even in the tutorials you're getting are filled with lame ass wack sessions.

Prescription!
You gonna need vac lessons
Rap sessions
Teaching you to clap certain
Smart persons
Niggas that have passed testing
Not messing
Dissin on the ones you ought learning
From
That shit's gon make you
Repeat prom
With no bae to hold you
Just some
Tie, sh*t, jacket and suit
So man chill
Dr words ain't feeling you.


BTW

You're a f*ckin disgrace//A whoremonger's pant//With your lame a*s rap that can't//even withstand a couple 'o pro bants

To duel me, you're not worth the bet
To shush me, you're not worthy yet
To copy me, you'll need a cloning Vet
In essence, it'd have been better we hadn't met



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JoanHicks:
The pastor couldn't save her


Next Sunday he will ask member to sow protection seed

This sister have calculated all her tithes and offering oh.

Ngwamankillyou:
I will rather cancel my trip than to use my precious life on Russian role tricky gun waiting to bust the buddy out... Stay away from inexperienced pilot fallas, life has no duplicate.. Kudos to his zeal to fly at tender age.. But heck No.. I won't join your flight.

This is an "Agofure" mentality!

Ngwamankillyou:
Soon the will abduct that short dwarf governor.

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You don't understand that it was kidnappers they killed or are you related to Evans?

Let's see the pro's. Tongue warriors jump in.

Pick a mate and wordslam!!


Whoever quotes me must be very worthy
I'm Dr words, the Chief speaker.
Ion do wack lines or dob somebody
I treat letters- like my moniker

Review my posts and you'll be shocked//For I'm that guy whom seun once blocked//(Not really though) I came back stronger//
And my library more than extra stocked

That same day I returned
I dissed a guy
And he went dumb
His mom hired one attorney
Who charged me for rituals
Well, i gave him a run for his money
In a court filled with critics
As I distorted their visuals
How? I contradicted physics!

(Hell yeah) I appeared as my lawyer
And as my self in pure physical form
Every one fainted except Mr Sawyer
Who claimed it was a mere illusion
Till I and myself shook his hands
Till he peed in his pants
And stood amazed for hours
During which he saw gold flowers
Wrapped in bouquet coloured red
With an attached note that said:

I am Dr words, the Chief speaker.