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ifytrik:
Grow up bro

Lolssss.....

You wey don grow up how far?.......

SmellySperm:
lol guy no mk me laf abeg

Set awon He is not my Speck......

StacyO:
A girl's leg.

Hmmmm......

StacyO:


I always act as though I was sick.


Then I'll bone my face so much the teacher will possibly think I'll give them a punch if they ever point at me

lolsss,,,,

When u feign illness @home......

StacyO:
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha
This is a good one.

Wats on ur mind?

Freelane33:

See ur life outside........

Shocked.......

When u re caught unaware......

God Bless Goodluck Jonathan......

Maryjane001:
All those saying Nigerian girls are useless. I hope ur mothers, sisters, daughters, grandmothers, cousins and unborn female generation are part of the geng....
If not, u are a big hypocrite.

Nigerian men are not useless but some are....
I have met many sensible ones except some on this forum.....
Lemme not talk..

While some girls here take this feminist thing way too extreme. For God's sake, u girls don't know you sound like a lonely embittered unmarried female.

My dear preach am listening.........



Some even said the future is Female........

All thanks to Nigerian Girls......

frozen70:
Just be calm, God do answers prayer

A little more patience with prayers your miracle is on the way

There is always light at the end of a tunnel

@bolded.....dat is if there are street lights at the end of dat tunnel and Nepa no seize the light....

If your boooobs are still Standing,quote me.....


Wait! wait!! wait!!!..........


50-38=12..............


Dat means you can only give birth to at most 5kids if i should wife you this year......


Well e still make sense sha.........


Dont give up your miracle is bn delayed by traffic....

mannabbqgrill is the Chiefcook.......

Lolssss......

David said samething before.......
Abi u wan change moniker......

QueenEowyn:
My Dp is chioma Davido's girlfriend

Use this one hold body......

Let the gun speak......

Urbannaira:
As you wan start with violence now, e no go favor u oh

Lolsss........

Like say u know how e go end.......


Abeg no vex i no like wahala.....


#peace bro.....

rollandben:
Sanwo Olu, look, don't think you can outsmart us with your crocodile tears talk, you think we dont know all your plans and tricks...!
You are succeeded in killing innocent and peaceful lekki protesters but you are trying to silence and covered it up.

Another one in lekki on that same spot, you arrested the peaceful protesters and you wanted to killed them like the one happened 20/10/20. before the whole youth came voiced out.
Sanwo Olu, don't worry we are counting it for you. as far as God dey, we promised you that no sinner ever go unpunished!!
WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE PLANNING THE NEXT EVIL STRATEGY. BUT WE GO CONQUER UNA

Fixed.........

Urbannaira:
new moniker her to Bleep with ya

Silent if u no get beta wordings......

TooMuchStuff:
NASA....

Badt guy.....


Bn need ur help to clear me abt one level like dat but i no hear 4rm u again.....

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Pls hope no problem bro?


New Moniker acting unusual.....

TooMuchStuff:
RIP Gals ! Can Relate to this wella
Can't remember how many unexploded bombs I picked up and kept as toys from Army Shooting Range back then in Kaduna as a little boy.
The head of most bombs then were shiny metals and beautiful. Until popsy discovered my armoury in our backyard.... Las Las na Bulala gum my body
The Mercy of God was all that kept me alive.

Which part of KD u base back then?......


Me na Kalapanzi.......

Sabo Television....

SMH......

Infact am speechless......

Rip to the Dead.........

vincentjk:
How would you keep someone's son as VP then making him a silent puppet at the same time?

E be things........

Party Scatter!!!!!!.......

Apc is a scammmmmm.....

Apcheat is full of rebranded criminals and Bloodsuckers......
Even their supporters are mentally deraigned.....

Fulani Herdsmen=Criminals,Bandits and Unknown Gunmen......

chrisifeanyi:
This snoring is as a result of the spiritual battles, nightmares and all that at night.
Your problem is spiritual. Some forces are after you and you have to stand your ground. Luke 18 says if there is a man to pray, there is a God to answer. Also try to live a righteous life and pray fervently.
Get St. Michael white candle. Don't buy coloured. Fast for 7 days maybe 6 to 6 or as your strength can carry you. Build a mini alter. Light your candle for that 7 days. One of the candle can burn non-stop for more than 5 days. Pray and read Psalms 51, 35,91

You will awaken your guidance Angel and victory will be yours.
Don't relent.

Most especially, avoid women while you pray. Live sin free life.

Pls shed more light on that guardian Angel,how to communicate with it,its functions,and what can chase it away from ones life....am so curious to know bro....and how to know its always with you....

chiiraq802:
Staunch fan.
GM

Ur siggy make brain.....

Happy new week.......

Old warri to the world.......